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Anonymous 03/16/16 (Wed) 13:27:19 7577ff No.260961

>meanwhile, in Bizzaro /christian/

Anonymous 03/16/16 (Wed) 13:52:55 29408a No.260964

>>260961

Salve, brother. Have you read Pope Martin's new 96th Thesis?

Anonymous 03/16/16 (Wed) 14:37:36 64a900 No.260970

The fool says in his heart: there is a god

Anonymous 03/16/16 (Wed) 14:57:29 514834 No.260972

>>260961

Have you herd about that new American catholic sect that claims that Jesus was born out of Mary and say that Mary is the Mother of God?

They even dare to proclaim a literal Eucharist and include the epistle of James in their canon!

Anonymous 03/16/16 (Wed) 15:01:38 29aac2 No.260973

>>260972

Heretics, man. Do they even know science?

Anonymous 03/16/16 (Wed) 15:35:50 218e68 No.260974

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Here is Vic Magogna, a valiant defender of the love of Christ against bigoted crazy "christians" who preach "judgement". Almost broke my heart ;(

Anonymous 03/16/16 (Wed) 16:12:19 f3392d No.260980

>>260961

Our world is a cube! Much better than that unbizarre normal world which is a flat, motionless disk.

Anonymous 03/16/16 (Wed) 16:52:16 7c8b1f No.260982

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Today we comemorate the 1760th birthday of Saint Arius, Bishop of Alexandria, who taught us the true nature of Our Leader Jesus Christ, the Son of God, created by God the Father, distinct from the Father and therefore subordinate to the Father.

Anonymous 03/16/16 (Wed) 18:46:16 8e1015 No.260986

>>260982

I can't wait until Christmas when Santa Rius will slide down the chimney to deliver presents to the good little girls and boys.

Bad children get punched by the evil heretic Nicolaus.

Anonymous 03/17/16 (Thu) 15:23:43 6627b1 No.261098

Have you heard about the Church of Sweden's recent turn to traditionalism? It's great to see them leading the Western reconversion to Christianity.

Anonymous 03/17/16 (Thu) 17:20:57 5bc3de No.261111

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You heretics must repent convert to Mary, Queen and the True Goddess of /marianity/

Anonymous 03/21/16 (Mon) 16:21:09 6fd0dd No.261774

I'm an actual Christian and not just shitposting for the sake of contrarian humor.

Anonymous 03/21/16 (Mon) 17:01:25 dedf6a No.261784

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>>261111

Anonymous 03/21/16 (Mon) 18:16:15 255f07 No.261794

The bible isn't meant to be taken literally

Anonymous 03/21/16 (Mon) 19:19:58 06b0c3 No.261798

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>>261111

QUADS CONFIRM

AVE MARIA

Anonymous 03/23/16 (Wed) 04:43:39 152d65 No.262070

Stop with this shitposting.