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The entire Christian religion is idiotic.

The idea that a perfect and omnipotent/omniscient being is somehow inordinately fixated - obsessed, even - in regards as to what behaviors humans engage in is retarded. Like the Creator of the Universe really cares whether you had pre-marital sex.

Ridiculous.

>>261804

Read Jeremiah 8:8 and you'll understand why this is so fishy. Remember that there's lots of demons apart from the devil.

And consider what may have happened here.

Just think for a second:

Is the god that made you have a prostate in such a place going to make buttsecs forbidden?

>>261804

And most importantly: Do we really need a god to come down and write in stone tablets that people who live together shouldn't murder each other and shit like that?

Really?

They obv changed the shit.

>>261804

your premise is incorrect. You assume that to glorify God and our salvation are two separate things.

>>261806

your argument has no real logic to it. you're making an emotional appeal to the perceived insignificance of your actions because you want them to be insignificant, but they are not so by design.

>>261809

Your interpertation of Jeremiah 8:8 is incorrect. God is not calling his own word and scripture a lie, but is faulting human handling of the law as prone to deception. IE what you are doing right here.

>Is the god that made you have a prostate in such a place going to make buttsecs forbidden

This is being purposefully obtuse. That pleasure exist does not justify its every instance. Anal sex is painful for most as well, and it also is a great way to get and spread sexual disease.

>>261810

The Laws of God are not only written on stone tablets as if it were but a series of deontological rules, but it is also written on our hearts.

But no, by all means, keep ignoring all the Christian thinkers a lot smarter than you just so you can keep getting fucked in the ass.

>>261815

>Christian thinkers

Considering that their entire arguments rest on either or both of very large assumptions (one, that God in the Christian conception exists and that two, the events as recorded in the NT are perfectly accurate), then yes, I do know I am more intelligent than them, Christfag

>>261818

If you were familiar with their arguments you'd know that neither of those things are axiomatic assumptions of theirs.

You haven't earned your arrogance.

>>261815

>Your interpertation of Jeremiah 8:8 is incorrect.

There is nothing to interpret, it is just as the christ said, and the law you pretend comes from god is such simple a thing and so basic a tool of convivence it cannot be a thing that needs a god to come down and write it down in stone tablets.

>buttsecs gives disease

No, being a moron who worhsips demons gives diseases.

>it is written in your heart!

Yep, my heart says it's a-ok to get anal.

>muh thinkers

Yes, have them perform miracles in front of me, see if I believe you then.

Where did all these atheists come from?

>>261835

Same place from where all the Christcucks seem to come from when they shitpost concerning their myths/legends on boards that have nothing to do with it.

>>261824

>There is nothing to interpret

There is, and you are wrong.

>the law you pretend comes from god is such simple a thing and so basic a tool of convivence it cannot be a thing that needs a god to come down and write it down in stone tablets.

You don't determine what is godly or not

>No, being a moron who worhsips demons gives diseases.

Lust is a true disease itself

>Yep, my heart says it's a-ok to get anal.

No, your hedonism says so

>Yes, have them perform miracles in front of me, see if I believe you then.

Even if God himself appeared before you you would deny him.

>>261804

God does love us, but he also hates evil. He allows evil to exist, so that he can punish it.

Doesn't make sense from a human perspective, but God is not human.

>>261806

> God shouldn't care that I'm a degenerate. Wow just wow it's 2016

>>261824

>There is nothing to interpret

This tells that you either don't care or don't know enough about Christian theology to talk about what verses truly mean, which begs the question of why you're trying in the first place.

>No, being a moron who worhsips demons gives diseases.

What kind of response is this? Is it supposed to be an insult? It hasn't got a thing to do with anything that's been said in this thread.

>Yep, my heart says it's a-ok to get anal.

Use your head or consider what others have to say about it and it surely wouldn't.

>Yes, have them perform miracles in front of me, see if I believe you then.

Chances are that you wouldn't, given that your mind was already closed off to different interpretations of Biblical passages before they were mentioned to you.

>>261818

>I do know I am more intelligent than them

Proverbs 27:2.

>>261806

Like all atheists, you're just looking for any excuse you can to enjoy a degenerate lifestyle.

>>261806

I'd be upset if my children were up to some irresponsibly funky shenanigans

>>261846

What a load of bullshit, he pretends he's sum man of god and he cant do miracles

Get fucked in the ass kid, maybe youll see by yourself if its wrong or right.

Just like sorcery or "testing" god, amirite?

Do not check if god is legit, this is bad, and do not learn magic, you might get the power to see if satan is trying to fool you with false commandments and you might be able to slap his shit.

Life is a grand opera.

From beginning to end, it's a movie.

God allowed evil to exist because it shows God's mercy. It also shows that Satan's accusations are wrong. Christ on the cross is a testament to both angels and mankind that God was right and the devil is wrong.

We live in an epic drama - a cosmic/spiritual warfare.

Imagine seeing a movie where all is fine and dandy, nothing bad happens. It's boring isn't it?

We see movies with drama, action, sadness and conflict because it keeps us on the edge of our seat, it makes us reflect after the movie is over and cheer for the main character.

Now apply that analogy to life.

We will glorify God and be in eternal bliss because of the experiences we had with sin.

A dumbbell is meant to be heavy and go against you. It strengthens muscle.

Swords are sharpened by blacksmiths in a fire.

Likewise going through tribulation and hard moments makes you stronger in spirit. That's the whole point of being a Christian. We are Satan's number #1 target. We are soldiers behind enemy lines (this world). The Bible tells us how it will end, we simply have to hold on to our dear Lord & Saviour Jesus Christ.

Life is a opera.

God is the author of the greatest movie ever made.

>>261901

>I am a sayer of truths!

Let's see: how good an action is receiving a dick in your butt if you're a man?

Do you think angels fuck? Possibly taking dicks from behind aswell?

>>261913

Angels cannot have sex because they are eternal creatures. They do not die so they have no need for procreation.

The only exception are the fallen angels which joined Lucifer's rebellion against God. They mated with human women in the days of Noah and created giant offspring known as the Nephilim (that's where all the Greek mythologies come from).

>>261913

Angels cannot have sex because they are eternal creatures. They do not die so they have no need for procreation.

The only exception are the fallen angels which joined Lucifer's rebellion against God. They mated with human women in the days of Noah and created giant offspring known as the Nephilim (that's where all the Greek mythologies come from).

>>261915

>Angels cannot have sex

It's heaven silly, that's the place with the better sex.

Also the bible (that pile of lies that the bible is) actually describes angels fucking.

>oh, but only demons have dicks

Sure m8

Your stupid as fuck idea that in heaven you don't get to fuck is the most absurd thing a demon could imagine.

Such a fucking disgusting creature would go like: nooo! don't fuck! don't be happy!

>>261889

Are you upset when ants do 'funky shenanigans? Are you upset when lab-grown bacteria cannibalize each other?