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Christ is Risen! Χριστὸς ἀνέστη! Христóсъ воскрéсе! Christus resurrexit! Hristos a înviat! !المسيح قام

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9f9151 No.430790

>TFW so horny and beta i trick myself into thinking the New Earth will have poligamy and female servants so I dont fap

Is it worse to have such thoughts than to fap? Am i islamical?

I honestyly use this mechanism, otherwise I cant cope.

316962 No.430791

>alpha/beta

>evolutionist terms

False dichotomy. If betas are so beta how come alphas have kids that end up in prison and betas like pastor Anderson have 9+ kids who love the Lord?

It's war.


9f9151 No.430792

>>430791

How is pope anderson a beta?


b8f60e No.430794

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>>430791

>evolutionist terms

pls stop

>betas like pastor Anderson

Anderson might not be the ultra Chad of the liberal first world, but I wouldn't call him a beta. Anderson has obvious social abilities and is physically well off, in his domain he reigns supreme


d20704 No.430797

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>>430790

Eternal life with your loving Creator and Saviour is not enough of a motivation, so you also need 72 virgins?


316962 No.430798

>>430792

>>430794

Most people in our modernistic hellhole would lump in monogamy and commitment with beta since the alpha antonym is loosely defined as a person who has many sexual partners and corresponding offspring.

Anderson is a Godly man, neither alpha nor beta because evolution is a fraud.


077b08 No.430802

File: 60949a4630c12f9⋯.webm (265.93 KB, 640x360, 16:9, beta.anderson.webm)

>>430791

>Anderson

>beta

Sounds reprobate.


316962 No.430805

>>430802

I go to verity and have talked to anderson several times in person. I would not describe him as "beta." Then again, I wouldn't describe anybody as alpha or beta.


0d87c7 No.430808

You don't think everlasting bliss in heaven will feel even better than all the sex you could possibly imagine, OP?

Because that's what I'm working off of.

I mean partaking in the Godly act of creation is pointing to something higher Christanon, and that's just about the best feeling we can experience here on Earth.


9f9151 No.430833

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>>430808

I've never felt felt much bliss to have a reference point TBH


cfc1ec No.430834

>>430805

Fucking lucky


147a24 No.430909

>>430790

>islamical?

what?

First, I dont think you will have any wife or children on the new earth. Jesus said that we will be like angels and that we will not have the need of marriage nor will our existing marriage continue there. We will be married to the lamb, he will be our spouse.


9f9151 No.430924

>>430909

so..I will have no brain(psyhical) and thus no dopamine I guess


8435f4 No.430926

>>430802

Reprobeta? That should be the word we use for /r9k/ robots who fall for the trap/girl (male) meme or go prison gay. They're reprobetas.


077b08 No.430927


0acfe2 No.430936

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>>430926

Easilly one of the most simultaneously depressing and infuriating phenomenons on the chans. Also helped me realise that the 4chan weeb community is honestly worse than the regular weeb community. I'd rather talk to a regular somewhat dorky kid who watches mainstream shonen then some elitist degenerate who wants to be an anime girl and fuck dudes.


8435f4 No.430964

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8e01f5 No.430969

>>430936

You got it all wrong. The anime guys who self insert as "females" are actually females who can't say they are females because of the TITS or GTFO rule.

Then there's actual degenerates who take that too far, yes, but don't forget first dynamic.


729ba6 No.430972

>>430790

>For in the resurrection they neither marry, nor are given in marriage, but are as angels in heaven.


48ca75 No.430975

>>430790

>Being normalfag-tier


8435f4 No.430978

>>430972

That doesn't necessarily mean no sex though.


418ec6 No.431277

>>430805

>There is someone in this thread, right now, that actually attends Anderson's sermons in person

fug


f0c588 No.431280

>>430798

>evolution is a fraud

So you guys are the reason why everybody thinks christians are retards?


9f9151 No.431289

>>430972

The pharisees who asked that didnt believe in the resurrection at all.

Is the answer to be taken at face value?


58798b No.431290

>>431280

None of the Fathers of the Church believed in (((evolution))), they believed in a literal interpretation of Genesis.


9f9151 No.431291

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>>431280

>he fell for the apemam story

WE WUZ


916cac No.431295

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>>431291

KONGS N SHEEET


f0c588 No.431296

>>431290

>>431291

>>431295

Daily reminder that evolution is not in conflict with catholic church


58798b No.431297

>>431296

That's because you're not Apostolic.


916cac No.431298

>>431296

I was just memeing, I don't really care about this discussion, since it has no significant impact on my life…


916cac No.431299

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58798b No.431300

>>431299

>We know better than Moses, the Apostles and the Fathers

>But we're Apostolic

(you)


f0c588 No.431301

>>431298

It may have because its good to have open mind about this

> Pope Pius XII confirmed that there is no intrinsic conflict between Christianity and the theory of evolution, provided that Christians believe that the individual soul is a direct creation by God and not the product of purely material forces.[1] Today, the Church supports theistic evolution(ism), also known as evolutionary creation,[2] although Catholics are free not to believe in any part of evolutionary theory.


9f9151 No.431303

>>431301

>>431298

Today the Church supports Communism trough the slum priests and third world liberation theology


f0c588 No.431304

>>431303

And just when I thought we could have had resonable discussion about science and religion…


316962 No.431308

>>431304

I don't think that statement turned the conversation to be unreasonable, I think you're just upset.


916cac No.431310

>>431308

Right, after all the Jesuits are turning the frogs gay…


316962 No.431314

>>431310

I wouldn't dismiss it. Possibly! There are vows to secrecy. THe truth fears no investigation.


077b08 No.431318

>>431314

The truth doesn't fear people who scapegoat, either. Any calls of papists or the Vatican or the Jesuits is a direct shilling for Jews.


9f9151 No.431320

>>431304

VCII damaged the Church.

the council of Trent was ok but it's not the absolute faith, not even the Denzinger is.

read patristics.


916cac No.431336

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>>431314

>I wouldn't dismiss it.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA


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316962 No.431343

>>431318

Ok so the problem with the Jews is everything.

The issue with Catholics from personal observation is that the top of the hierarchy such as the Jesuits and the pope totally push for modernism and degeneracy while the plebs at the bottom justify themselves by being edgy traditional sedevecantists (Lol) and yet still are complicit with the pope because otherwise they're not catholic.

Literally dialectic.


077b08 No.431348

>>431343

>Ok so the problem with the Jews is everything.

No. The problems that are blamed on "Jesuits" or "papists" are created by Jews. It's Jewish disinfo, trying to redirect the blame elsewhere. Jonestein shills for Jews horribly.


916cac No.431358

>>431343

Fun fact, the conspiracy of the Illuminati and Jacobins was first proposed by a Jesuit priest, Augustin Barruel.

Now, with that in mind, do you not find the amount of anti-Jesuit conspiracy theories to be a bit odd? It's almost like an organized disinformation campaign….


916cac No.431360

>>431358

Also, he proposed that the Masons were in on it too… odd then that these same theories also always pair the Jesuits with the Free Masons then isn't it?… again, it's almost like somebody is trying to cloud the real information…


916cac No.431361

>>431343

And before you mention commies… >>430093


316962 No.431362

>>431348

Agreed, it is perpetuity of layers of disinformation intended to suppress the truth of the gospel. Satan can't just come out and vilify God because that would be obvious.

>>431358

No it's not odd. There's no need for secrecy. Jesus is the good shepherd who goes through the front door. The Bible is readily available for anyone to read and if you're fortunate to live in a first world country, you can still obtain the word of God and bible preaching. Any other model is thief in the night tier. So it's completely logical to be suspicious of Jesuits but obviously hat doesn't take away from being suspicious of the Jews as well. I disavow both of them.

>>431360

From my perspective many Catholics do the same thing against ifbs like myself lumping in people like Sam Gipp, sodomites who call themselves baptist all as "Protestants." So from my perspective it is still of a disingenuous, self-justifying spirit. You can't say I believe the same things as Jehovah's witnesses, Mormons, episcopalians, etc. because that is disingenuous.

If that got resolved there would be far less tension on the board.

I wasn't going to mention commies. The bolsheviks were Jewish infiltrators. I love tgsnt.


0b408c No.431375

>>430978

>Or do you not know that the unrighteous will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived; NEITHER FORNICATORS, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor homosexuals…

If there is no marriage, and no fornication, then there is no sex.

>>431289

It was the Sadducee who didn't believe in the Resurrection, but how would that change the content of Jesus' response? They were asking the question sarcastically in order to contradict and trap Him, but He responded with the clarification on the dogma of the Resurrection so as to subvert the paradox. The Resurrection is confirmed several times in the New Testament, and this is Jesus' teaching on it.


916cac No.431447

>>431362

>There's no need for secrecy.

They aren't secretive, if you're part of the Church. I say this every time, they are secretive towards you, because they know you have no interest in their beliefs or discussions.

>You can't say I believe the same things as Jehovah's witnesses, Mormons

I would never compare any protestant sect to them.

>episcopalians, etc. because that is disingenuous.

It's an aggregate term, we know you aren't all individually the same. It's like Cathodox…


8435f4 No.431593

>>431375

Fornication is unlawful sex. Sex outside marriage in the earthly realm is unlawful but if marriage doesn't exist in the afterlife the rules may be different. I'm not saying there will be sex there, just that we don't have the information to say one way or the other.


2e3fba No.431629

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>>431280

when the heretic doesn't realize that there's even people in the atheist community that don't support evolution due to its lack of evidence


8435f4 No.431640

>>431629

>Atheist

>Don't believe in evolution

Where the hell do they think we came from then? Atheist creationists? That's a first.


916cac No.431665

>>431640

As far as Catholics are concerned, the church accepts a form of Theistic-Evolution, but doesn't mandate that its members take this stance, which is why I'm neutral to the whole issue. I reckon the main reason they accepted it though was so people would stop hounding them, or using this one thing to somehow intellectually discredit the entire church on the basis of one scientific theory.


8435f4 No.431671

>>431665

Christian evolutionists make some sense, since God could use that process to create. I just don't get atheists not being evolutionist. If God didn't do it and evolution didn't what did? But then I've also heard of atheists who believe in ghosts which is just as counter-intuitive.


d74b0b No.431695

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>>431296

That isn't surprising coming from Catholics though


b8f60e No.431700

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>>431695

wow you really got him


916cac No.431721

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>>431695

I'd argue with you, but you're just gonna tell me "My interpretation is…" again, so why bother. Believe what ever you want, just don't call me when it feels warm…

>>431700

You are the hero this board needs.


df8fc1 No.431788

>>431695

Deuteronomy 18:10-11King James Version (KJV)

10 There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch.

11 Or a charmer, or a consulter with familiar spirits, or a wizard, or a necromancer.

what




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