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The Lord is my light and my salvation; whom shall I fear? the Lord is the strength of my life; of whom shall I be afraid?

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da2ce3  No.769326

This guys wife is pregnant again.

He's literally on child 11

What the fug?

Is this how to be a true Christian?

ded241  No.769327

Yes. Christians need to be making more babies and stop enabling fags. I wish Anderson would not be a prot and just begome Gadolig but God still uses Anderson for His purpose.

Cathodox can learn a thing or two about hard preaching.


dfa01c  No.769328

Not a Prot here either, but God bless the guy and his family anyways. I don't know about one true path (God calls us all differently), but a big family is definitely a beautiful thing.


541bde  No.769329

Can I convert and get a nice white wife to make a dozen kids with but not ever go to church or associate with christians?


7ab407  No.769330

>>769329

No. You might as well not even be christian.


541bde  No.769333

>>769330

Yea thats the point. I just wanna have a dozen kids with one woman tho.


da2ce3  No.769335

https://youtu.be/_ZGFRXP5RWY

Op here

He says it within the first ten minutes or so during the prayers


4e3d2b  No.769339

>>769333

>>>/reddit/

Or

Repent

The choice is yours, newfriend.


ffcdd8  No.769341

>>769326

Is he outbreedijg Varg at this point?


70f936  No.769343

>>769326

I'd like to have 15 or so kids. I'd gladly accept more if that's what God wills.


462a39  No.769351

>>769341

Varg is only at 7 kids.

where as I and most of /christian/ is at 0


89f5a2  No.769354

>>769351

aren't varg and steve 40+? even if we're late, we can still pump out a pretty strong family at any age, y'know, cuz we don't have eggs or anything


462a39  No.769355

>>769354

Im just bantering, bud. We're all gonna make it.


dfd85a  No.769367

>>769351

I wouldn't be able to financially support even one kid until I'm 30 at this rate.

And I'll probably never attract a mate regardless of how financially secure I became.


008ea9  No.769463

File: 3fd41cb530acbe9⋯.jpg (846.23 KB, 3840x2160, 16:9, 134342.jpg)

Theological differences aside, good on him. I've never met a Catholic priest that decided to have even one kid, let alone eleven.


f9e83d  No.769464

>>769326

Well I guess that's what you get for being a strong virile man and still following the christian rule to only have sex with the possibility of procreation.

To be honest, I want a big family as well, but dear god, so many kids.


7ea6bd  No.769468

>>769326

Good guy. Hope his kids grow up to be good Christians like him


73b347  No.769470

>>769351

Most of Varg’s kids probably aren’t even his.

>The female bear mates with whoever she wants


12ef9c  No.769471

File: f3422c8268999ae⋯.jpg (13.99 KB, 552x308, 138:77, FB_IMG_1549269629876.jpg)

>>769463

>I've never met a Catholic priest that decided to have even one kid, let alone eleven.

I'm not falling for this


dac895  No.769472

File: c7944e195ba4189⋯.jpg (103.87 KB, 696x640, 87:80, 1524737386996.jpg)


504315  No.769475

>>769463

>I've never met a Catholic priest that decided to have even one kid, let alone eleven

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fernando_Lugo


50f224  No.769476

Going to hilarious when his kids grow up and see how full of pooh their dad is.


dac895  No.769477

>>769326

My question is, how do people on average budgets manage to have this many kids? Without sending them off for medical experiments that is.


a16a10  No.769478

>>769463

Laughed, have a (you).


a5f4e5  No.769486

>>769477

America subsidizes families with lots of kids via tax breaks.


82baf8  No.769488

>>769476

They'll at least be raised with a good bible version.. regardless how they view their old man.


541bde  No.769489

>>769339

Yea sure i'll repent or whatever Im just not going to church ever. The wife can take the kids, i have better things to do than to hang out in an emotional circlejerk 3 times a week.


a5f4e5  No.769492

File: 766268426da1bb5⋯.jpg (70.01 KB, 618x410, 309:205, chuck-schumer-andrew-cuomo.jpg)

>>769489

Than you aren't actually repenting and you are just acting like a CINO literally no better than Nancy Pelosi and Andrew Homo your imaginary marriage will fail and you will get divorce raped. You are no better than a sodomite pretending to be a Christian. Heck even prots like Sanderson would cast you out of his midst for being a CINO.


82baf8  No.769500

>>769489

>Yea sure i'll repent or whatever Im just not going to church ever. The wife can take the kids, i have better things to do than to hang out in an emotional circlejerk 3 times a week.

Church shouldn't be an emotional circlejerk in the first place. It's for remembering Christ. Not being spastics.


956169  No.769501

Hell I have 8 kids. Large families have a different type of life. It's not all being a righteous bible slinger 24-7. Just don't be an asshole and you are good.


ea7cf0  No.769517

>>769475

>Fernando Lugo

unbelievable


ea7cf0  No.769518

>>769501

That's because your household is a mini-church on its own.


07c97d  No.769669

>>769488

> good bible version.

HAHAH!!


16fe03  No.769689

>>769326

Have a lot of kids, but not so many that you could misplace one for a couple days without noticing.


604a4c  No.769691

>>769333

Ok so gtfo this board and do it


2610ed  No.769692

>>769500

You don't need to sit and listen to someone prattle on and on about scripture to remember Christ.


fd3216  No.769696

File: d7ce1ecf535d2a2⋯.webm (2.55 MB, 1000x414, 500:207, 1549940658864.webm)

God I wish that were me


494e22  No.769794

>>769489

>i have better things to do than to hang out in an emotional circlejerk 3 times a week.

If you're talking about protestant masses yeah sure. It's nothing more than hearing some dude talking and have fun with the guys there.

Now on the real Mass there's a Sacrifice to the Father and we go there because the Lord invited us for His Supper and then we worship Him and partake on the Supper where He is truly present.

All of this for the Glory of God like all things should be.


68b46e  No.770044

I wish I could find a man like him :(


19d8d1  No.770045

>>770044 (o_0)

Just keep praying sister, a man will be worthy of you eventually.

that is unless you are really a fag LARPing as a woman. In that case REPENT


15574e  No.770046

>>769463

There was that one Swedish priest in the 16th or 17th century that had a bunch illegitimate children. Too bad the Protestants in Sweden killed them all.


21e7ec  No.770092

>>770045

Thank you but I've been praying for years and I'm 31. I've lost hope.


989f7c  No.770105

>>769463

Kek. Granted, one of the priests at my home parish, God rest his soul, had 2 children with his wife before he died. He was widowed and became a priest after she passed.


49897e  No.771151

>>770092

If only you lived in Los Angeles. It's impossible to find a good woman in this hellhole.


75cd34  No.771156

>>769326

>Is this how to be a true Christian?

There are many ways.

But in general, let's just take what is good here: the guy's a good example of what proper procreation looks like.


c0c3c8  No.771158

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>>769326

>IFBer more Catholic than 99% of Catholics


c0c3c8  No.771161

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cb8360  No.771165

>>771158

>having babies is what makes you Catholic

Anon, I …




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