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70a173  No.1944

Any hesitation in going to church is spiritual warfare from the devil himself. If you are apprehensive about going, introverted, lonely, you need to NUT UP.

Church is exactly the place you need to be if you have problems. There is a congregation of people meeting every Sunday who want nothing more of you than to love you unconditionally.

Here is everything you need to know:

>Worship service

Looks something like this: Singing, prayer, reading, offering, sermon, benediction.

Pick a seat anywhere. People will want to say hi and shake your hand.

Stand up and sit down when everyone else does.

Nobody is listening to your singing voice, don't worry about it. Sit out a verse if you don't know the song, try to learn the melody for the next one.

They don't want your money in the offering if you're new.

>Sunday school

Just a bible study in smaller groups, maybe organized by age group. This is the best way to meet people.

Show up during the sunday school hour and say "I'm looking for sunday school".

If there's no greeter, just Chad walk up to the room where you hear voices and ask "Is this sunday school?"

>Lord's supper (eucharist)

Don't take it if you're not already Christian.

Nobody will judge you for sitting out, they won't even notice anyway. It's not about you, it's about God.

<But I don't have good enough clothes

<But I'll embarrass myself

<But I have a sinful past

<But I can't kick the sin I'm stuck in

<But I know some of the people at that church, it will be awkward

Shut the hell up, stop being a faggot

Look at yourself in the mirror and say "get behind me satan"

God, the creator of the universe, wants you to follow Him, to understand his word, and to do His work. You can't do it alone, he designed you to be in a church.

I am praying for you.

b9affb  No.1955

>>1944

I've been to a couple. I'll go when he personally tells me.


14b655  No.1971

>>1955

He's told you through his word

Hebrews 10:23-25 NASB — Let us hold fast the confession of our hope without wavering, for He who promised is faithful; and let us consider how to stimulate one another to love and good deeds, not forsaking our own assembling together, as is the habit of some, but encouraging one another; and all the more as you see the day drawing near.

Consider this a personal invitation from me, vicariously making you aware of God's instruction.


d47086  No.1974

>>1944

>Look at yourself in the mirror

But when I do that all I see is a disgusting abomination


d0f780  No.1977

>>1974

You're made in God's image


b9affb  No.1978

>>1971

I'm very aware of that verse. I don't have an interest in fellowshipping with non-fellows. I'll go when God personally tells me. Your invitation would just be another failure. It's like watching dominos. You know the next one will fall.


5997f8  No.1981

>>1977

And I have so defiled that image. May God forgive me for what I have done to His creation


271cbc  No.1983

>>1981

1 John 1:9 NASB — If we confess our sins, He is faithful and righteous to forgive us our sins and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness.

Nothing you have done is greater than grace can cover


171321  No.2000

based thread


e23444  No.2027

>>1983

What about pedophilia?


632be0  No.2029

>>2027

Even pedophilia


ab0e1f  No.2031

>>2029

But why did Anderson say and "I don't have any advice for [pedophiles] other than put a bullet in your own head before you hurt my kids or someone else's kids"?


632be0  No.2033

>>2031

Ask him that, my name is not Anderson.


b46a05  No.3483

>>1944

>Any hesitation in going to church is spiritual warfare from the devil himself.

Bump for truth. Before I finally made it into church, I identified the devil himself trying talking me out of it.

I know it, because it has no power over me, when I'm IN church.


737bd8  No.3574

>>3483

Why only when you're in church? Are you meaning to say you're strengthened while being obedient?


66cdb6  No.3575

>>2031

Pedophilia is fine there is nothing wrong with it. The age of consent is fake, made up. You are doomed being against it.


737bd8  No.3578

>>3575

>(you)


66cdb6  No.3583

>>3578

what part of logic do you have a problem with exactly?


391fee  No.3586

>>3575

i think you mean hebephillia i hope


b8c0a7  No.3591

>>3586

It would still be a lie


fc8201  No.3595

>>2027

pedophiles are rebrobates and cant be saved so do the world a favor and blow your brains out


bddd17  No.3614

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>>1944

>Any hesitation in going to church is spiritual warfare from the devil himself.

<let us pray this mass for the jews who God came to first n sheit and accept those wonderful baby dick suckers into our healthy White Christian community

Sounds like there’s plenty of devil himself in church.


7d1c93  No.3616

>>3614

If that's what's preached at your church I agree that you shouldn't go


af6be4  No.3645

When in doubt pray




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