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10e8fa  No.7890

Have you guys actually met Jesus or God? How did you find him? I envy those testimonies where people find God, to find something so special is an unmatched discovery.

35f32e  No.7895


Yes, I am indwelled with the holy spirit who is God. You cannot meet the father (no one can see his face and live) and you won't see the son until he returns for the millennial reign.

0481db  No.8104

I did, actually. It was a few years ago at Walmart. I was trying to figure out which kind of Keurig to get my wife and there He was, long white beard, toga—the works. We got to chatting and he seemed pretty cool. Before He ascended to the gardening aisle, he told me that I would end up in heaven because my personal preferences and behaviors happened to align perfectly with His divine will, but that the rest of you freaks would be on permanent standby at the velvet rope outside of paradise.

So to make a long story short, I got the Keurig with the bigger reservoir.

897afd  No.8126


for one second i thought i had found a decent board on 8ch then you came along

35f32e  No.8129


he's being sarcastic

4f9647  No.8132


>making a joke disqualifies a board from being good

You're exactly the kind of Christian that nobody likes.

690f94  No.8144

File: e0051970822da8e⋯.jpg (12.25 KB, 600x600, 1:1, 26731672_1365575676879817_….jpg)

If God is everywhere, does that mean He's up my ass, too?

3680dd  No.8145


In other words : no

845b0f  No.8146


In the strictly literal sense of meeting (that is, physically engaging with), no

But since God is spirit that is what meeting God entails

a1348b  No.8160

Yes, I found god. He is a cat.

a1348b  No.8161


My Keurig’s reservoir is so big I wear it as a condom

27786c  No.8167

Acts 17:24 `God, who did make the world, and all things in it, this One, of heaven and of earth being Lord, in temples made with hands doth not dwell,

25 neither by the hands of men is He served–needing anything, He giving to all life, and breath, and all things;

26 He made also of one blood every nation of men, to dwell upon all the face of the earth–having ordained times before appointed, and the bounds of their dwellings–

27 to seek the Lord, if perhaps they did feel after Him and find, –though, indeed, He is not far from each one of us,

28 for in Him we live, and move, and are; as also certain of your poets have said: For of Him also we are offspring.

That should answer most questions in this thread…..

4ea431  No.8168

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43384a  No.8171

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785cdb  No.8173


>all caps=argument

cd539e  No.8180

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about these testimonies…

I also watched plenty of them and wished and prayed to experience something like this myself.

Three years ago I contacted a man, whose testimony has touched me deeply. We studied and prayed together for a couple of months; and I met some other Christians who allegedly had similar experiences.

Sadly, after a while I realized that most of these guys were just spiritual hungry, and interpreted every crap they felt/dreamed/saw as some revelation from God.

And to top it all, the testimony of the first guy turned out to be an experience during he was dead drunk.

I can't express how disappointed I was.

Since then I became extremely sceptical of testimonies. If alcohol or drugs are involved, I immediately dismiss it.

Of course it is possible that Jesus visits people who are desperately stuck in their drug-addiction; but I can't really rely on an experience which someone had during a drug frenzy.

After this whole crap I was so angry, also at God. And the next moment I opened the Bible randomly and read the first verse my eyes fell on:

Jeremiah 17:5

The Lord says: Cursed is the man who puts his trust in mortal man and turns his heart away from God.

So there's that. Currently I'm picking up the shards of what once was my faith.

I wish you a more successful and fulfilling search for Jesus than I had.

Be blessed.

ffa0f1  No.8181


literally how do you survive outside.

bcb29e  No.8183

Dude weed/DMT

59c915  No.8184

File: 2678ddf2400f2fb⋯.png (993.73 KB, 1360x768, 85:48, talktogod.png)


Someone gave me a communicator watch and said I could talk to God with it, but I don't have anything to say.

ced9d9  No.8190


Then he said to Thomas, “Put your finger here, and see my hands; and put out your hand, and place it in my side. Do not disbelieve, but believe.”

Thomas answered him, “My Lord and my God!”

Jesus said to him, “Have you believed because you have seen me? Blessed are those who have not seen and yet have believed.”

(John 20:27-20)

If someone thinks he relies only on proper knowledge, he is deceiving himself. We all have beliefs. And our beliefs tell much about what kind of a person each of us is. Good persons tend to believe in good things and bad persons tend to believe in bad things.

Some people think you should kill the enemies of God. If you think like them, then you should consider becoming a Muslim.

Other people think that it is ok to sin and to be evil as long as you believe in a God who builds a Kingdom of evil-doers. If, however, you believe in a God who abhors the evil and builds a Kingdom of saints, then you are not saved. If you think like them, then you should consider becoming a Prot.

Yet other people think that the standards of God are like the standards of a man. God will forgive your sins if they look small in human eyes, but if your sin is great in human eyes, then you are guilty. Moreover, if you jump, you can reach the sky. Your petty works are valuable and can earn you salvation. If you think like these people, then you should consider becoming a Cat.

How do you meet God? First, you hear the preaching of someone "who brings good news, who publishes peace, who brings good news of happiness, who publishes salvation" (Isaiah 52:7) Then you say "Did not our hearts burn within us while he talked to us on the road, while he opened to us the Scriptures?". (Luke 24:32)

4886a1  No.8206

Religion is the opium of the masses.

6a2e4b  No.8208

File: 4bca6d0b47120f2⋯.jpg (50.55 KB, 1024x526, 512:263, 1559938675098.jpg)

3d594e  No.8223

File: db6f2dc315749f2⋯.jpg (51.19 KB, 850x400, 17:8, quote-religion-is-the-opiu….jpg)

File: 4993ffe5655fa0c⋯.png (8.18 MB, 7462x820, 91:10, The hidden hand.png)


>Communism isn't compromised at all.

b3f82c  No.8225


I'm sorry, but the second picture is scaled for ants. Do you have one in a larger resolution?

3d594e  No.8227

File: 49b509ac2a8c24e⋯.png (7.14 MB, 616x9821, 88:1403, The hidden hand 2.png)

db53b6  No.8234

Anyone who says they have seen or heard from God is almost certainly mentally ill

7a905f  No.8247

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b3f82c  No.8249


Thank you sir. I hate to trouble you once more, but while the various pictures of the political figures making the Sign of the Master of the Second Veil have greater clarity, the final two pictures ("The Structure of Freemasonry" and "The Basic Illuminati Structure") are still quite small. Might you have larger versions of those in particular?

3d594e  No.8250


the wording explains the pictures.

a1348b  No.8263


I never met god until I fapped to Rosie Perez

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