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>UK Brendan Fraser

>tries to be reasonable

>focus is on the plot, less on the drama

>very little manipulation from sound track or tacky handholding; lets the audience decide what they think of things

>US Brendan Fraser

>makes pretty much no effort to be reasonable; jumps straight to treating ex-wives like the scum of the earth who should hurry up and kill themselves, and is always looking to pick a fight (clearly not due to a difference in attitude, like some people claim; some of the absolute dumbest, most selfish, most ridiculous arrogant and lazy people from his films are from UK BF, and he gives them far more respect than they deserve)

>JUST

>Afton blaring in the background, trying to dictate what the men should pay at any given month?

>feels like reality TV

Why are US Brendan Fraser films so terrible?

Baneposting thread.

The body was too short or empty.

I have never actually won a single one of these threads. Everytime I see that comically anthropomorphized banana holding his peel in a suggestive manner, likening the peel to clothes and his peel-less nature to human nudity, I bust up laughing. This happens every time, no matter where I am, be it the house or the bus or in class. Sometimes I laugh just thinking about it. This is a dark memory but a few months back I had just gotten done with a fit of laughter caused by one of these hilarious threads. Suddenly my mom walks in and she's crying. I attempted to suppress the growing urge to laugh but it was getting more difficult. Face red, tears running down her aging face, mom grabs my shoulders and says "Your father's dead."

It was at that moment that I couldn't hold back anymore. I burst into a banana-induced fit of laughter, but the horrible news drew tears to my eyes. I laughed while I cried, tears streaming down my wide open grin, memories of daddy resurfacing and being melded and combined with the naked banana.

I lost two things that night.

I'm CIA