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Dr. Tsing I'm ARK.

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what's the difference between this and /bane/?
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>>4 u
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Helping The Fire Rise

Merry Christmas, Brothers.
I'll post in here so you'll have another IP, and the fire will rise.
Pic unrelated-just a little gift.
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I'm CIA
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/CIA/, I'm Dr. Pavel.

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>UK Brendan Fraser

>tries to be reasonable

>focus is on the plot, less on the drama

>very little manipulation from sound track or tacky handholding; lets the audience decide what they think of things

>US Brendan Fraser

>makes pretty much no effort to be reasonable; jumps straight to treating ex-wives like the scum of the earth who should hurry up and kill themselves, and is always looking to pick a fight (clearly not due to a difference in attitude, like some people claim; some of the absolute dumbest, most selfish, most ridiculous arrogant and lazy people from his films are from UK BF, and he gives them far more respect than they deserve)

>JUST

>Afton blaring in the background, trying to dictate what the men should pay at any given month?

>feels like reality TV

Why are US Brendan Fraser films so terrible?

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Baneposting thread.

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The body was too short or empty.

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YLYL Thread

I have never actually won a single one of these threads. Everytime I see that comically anthropomorphized banana holding his peel in a suggestive manner, likening the peel to clothes and his peel-less nature to human nudity, I bust up laughing. This happens every time, no matter where I am, be it the house or the bus or in class. Sometimes I laugh just thinking about it. This is a dark memory but a few months back I had just gotten done with a fit of laughter caused by one of these hilarious threads. Suddenly my mom walks in and she's crying. I attempted to suppress the growing urge to laugh but it was getting more difficult. Face red, tears running down her aging face, mom grabs my shoulders and says "Your father's dead."

It was at that moment that I couldn't hold back anymore. I burst into a banana-induced fit of laughter, but the horrible news drew tears to my eyes. I laughed while I cried, tears streaming down my wide open grin, memories of daddy resurfacing and being melded and combined with the naked banana.

I lost two things that night.

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I'm CIA

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OH FUCK A BOMB

Quick, we have to keep it out of the population center!
Dubs chooses where the bomb goes. Must be a non-dead board that's not in the top 25.
Trips detonates the bomb.
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rising

Tip top 25 time
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But /bane/ is already a thing I don't get it.
Should we have a /DrPavel/?
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WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO /bane/?!
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Dr Halsey? I'm ONI
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What if the plane crash was part or Cia's plan all along?
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Nolan's a hack, his casting sucks. Gary Busey was obviously the perfect choice for CIA Man.

B R A V O
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S
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>falling from top 25

No! This can't be happening! I'm in charge here!
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Paberu hakase. CI/a/ desu.
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Jar Jar

The goal is to have Jar Jar Binks win the Starwars.com This Is Madness Character Tournament. We manipulate the polls by voting for the underdogs repeatedly. One way this is done is by deleting cookies, reloading the page, and voting again. Disabling your browser from collecting cookies will work faster.

Some anons have developed special scripting methods to vote repeatedly, they can post their methods for others to use.

The contest: http://www.starwars.com/this-is-madness

Below is our preferred voting list, take note that this list is liable to change, feel free to post a more updated list as the situation changes.

Jar Jar v Captain Rex - Jar Jar
Jabba v Pre-Vizsla - Pre-Vizsla

Darth Vader v Darth Maul - Maul

Upcoming rounds:
R2D2 v Obi-Wan/Yoda - R2D2 (Obi-Wan and Yoda won the last two years)
Han v Jar Jar - Jar Jar

Tarkin v Jango - Jango
Maul v Pre-Vizsla - Pre-Vizsla

Obi-Wan v Jar Jar- Jar Jar
Jango v Pre-Vizsla - Pre-Vizsla

Jar Jar v Pre-Vizsla - Jar Jar

For the glory of Jar Jar.
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DUDE TOP 25 LMAO
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CIA I'm CIA
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/bane/?
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GUYS CIA IS CRASHING
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Yes. /cia/ rises
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The flight plan I just filed with the agency lists:
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Masketta>CIA>Brother>Paveleer>Bane
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/bane/?
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HE

HE
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REMEMBER

don't stop posting on /bane/
the end game is seeing /bane/ and /cia/ together on the top of the list
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My face when I'm in charge here now.
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FAT?
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I'm in charge, here!
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Is this a hothead free zone???
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What the fuck guys, I came here from reddit because my friend said this place had some good memes, but they don't, theyre stupid and have no purpose, a good meme for you guyd, look up le angry man and u will see what I mean, pic unrelated
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YOU'RE NOT IN CHARGE HERE!

WHO PAID YOU TO GRAB DR. PAVEL?!

LOTTA LOYALTY FOR A HIRED GUN!
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Be careful, /cia/, there are probably other intelligence agencies spying on us. /bane/, too.

Be sure to put on a mask and use the dank net.
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>create this board as a joke in response to a /bane/ thread
>kill it afterwards
>new owner spams it everywhere (from what I've seen, /r9k/ and /bane/ at least)
>all the posts in it are autistic as fuck or stolen from /bane/

What have I done?
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If I pull that off will you die?
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Dr.Pavelheer

You've now surpassed /mu/

Do you feel in charge?
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Top 25 I'm CIA
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I'm CIA

>ITT we post variations of CIA's introduction.
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Look at this little guy. He thinks his board is big enough to compete with /bane/.

Do you even know why he wears the mask?
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Cia, I'm Bean.
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sage

NO I WONT STAND FOR THIS

US HOTHEADS HAVE RIGHTS

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good job CIA on breaking the top25
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You've become a big board.
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CIA Guy: Dr. Pahvel I'm an expert chef

Maskeeto man: He wasn't cooking alone

CIA guy: You dont get to bring apprentices

Dr. Pahvel: They are not my cooks

Maskeeto man: Dont worry no charge for them.

CIA guy: And why would I want them?

Maskeeto man: They cook for the culinary renegade.

CIA guy: BANE?
Get the ovens going, I'll call them in.

The menu I just made with the staff, list Me, my chefs, Dr. Pahvel here, but only 1 fryboy

FIRST ONE TO TALK GETS TO STAY IN MY KITCHEN!
WHO PAID YOU TO COOK FOR DR. PAHVEL?
*plates knocked over*
HE DIDN'T FRY SO GOOD?
WHO WANTS TO BAKE NEXT?
TELL ME ABOUT BANE WHY DOES HE COOK SO FAST?
A LOT OF LOYALTY FOR A HIRED COOK.

Bane: Well perhaps he's wondering why someone would fire a man before throwing him out of his resturant.

CIA guy: At least you can cook.
How do you fry?

Bane: It doesn't matter how I fry. What matters is my pan.
No one cared how I cooked until I started cooking so fast.

CIA guy: If I turn off your oven, can you fry?

Bane: It would be extremely distasteful

CIA guy: You're a good chef

Bane: For you

CIA guy: Was burning the food good for your pan?

Bane: Of course!
Dr. Pahvel refused our meal in favor of yours. We had to find out what you fed him

Dr. Pahvel: NOTHING! I ate nothing!

CIA guy: Well congratulations, you ruined your pot.
What's the next cousre in your healthy meal?

Bane: Stripping this grain.
WITHOUT A RICER.

Dr. Pahvel: Ahh what are you cooking for me!? I hate sauerkraut.
NO! no,no,no,no

Bane: NO! they expect one of us to serve it brother.

Maskeeto man: Do you think I should cider?

Bane: Yes, the cider emphasizes.
Calm down Dr. Now's not the time to jeer.
The desert comes later.
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Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would get on a plane before crashing it with no survivors.
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That's a big board
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Hey guys, if Adolf Hitler actually existed would you have been on his team or would you have wanted to be on the other team?

Why or why not? I'd love to hear you guys' thoughts on the matter…
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>I was only 18 years old.
>I loved Aidan Gillen so much I owned all his films and merchandise.
>I pray to Aidan every night, thanking him for the life I had been given.
>"Aidan is love" I say, "Aidan is life."
>My dad hears me and calls me a little guy.
>He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Aidan Gillen.
>He slaps me and sends me to my room
>I am crying now, because my face hurts
>I go into my bed and it is very cold
>I feel a warmth moving towards me and something touch me.
>It's Aidan!
>"Mr anon" he whispers in my ear."I'm CIA"
>He puts a bag over my head and grabs me with his powerful Irish hands putting me on my hands and knees.
>I spread my asscheeks for him.
>"If I put it in would you cry?" he asks me
>"It would be extremely painful" I reply.
>"But you're a big guy" he says
>"For you. For you everything!"
>It hurts so much, but I do it for Aidan.
>I can feel my anus tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please CIA.
>He roars a mighty roar as he crashes my prostate with no survivors.
>My dad walks in
>Aidan looks at him and says to me, "Uh you don't get to bring friends"
>He leaves through my window.
>Aidan is love, Aidan is life.
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4
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Dr. 8chan we're /cia/
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Dochtúir Pól, is mise CIÉ.
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Guys
I've been thinking about it for some time and i think I'd like to shitpost.
Is this where I can shitpost?
Do I need any special tools or equipment?
Do I need to get shots first?
Does it hurt?
Please advise.
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CIA?
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CIA, I'm CIA
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What would I need to do to get a job for the CIA?

I can run and shoot, and I watch anime with subs so I get plenty of experience listening to other languages.
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CIA ROLEPLAY

((roleplay thread ill start))

*car drives to a cia airstrip*

*out steps hooded men and india guy and beardy guy*

Doctor pavel i'm CIA
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Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch……
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Spain?
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>when you shoot a man, before throwing him out of a plane
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REV UP THOSE FLIGHT PLANS

here is template
lets see how good you really are at flight planning
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>posters on this board are called Anonymous
Could we change that into something else - like CIA?
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Darth Bane?
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I saw CIA at a grocery store in gotham city yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “your an annoying guy”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “4u?” but he kept cutting me off and going “4u? for you? UUUU?” and putting his hands on his belt. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Mr.big bars in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any masketta infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by calling itin loudly.
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shiling my board, WITH NO SURVIVORS!

come on over to >>>/tmp/ The Master Plan, we discuss the complexity of the plan( master, flight or otherwise

hotheads need not apply
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This board and it's posters are DEAD!
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22 get
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I forgot, did you say if I could bring friends or not?
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Was getting dubs part of your plan?
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What is the plane scene in TDKR is a metaphor for the life and death of Kurt Cobain. First off, Kurt Cobain. Kurt COBAIN. Kurt coBANE!?

CIA represents the light side of Kurt Cobain.

Bane, Al-hyrid Gunn, and Wreckage Brother represent the dark side of Kurt Cobain

Masketta man represents the money and fame Kurt had. Keep in mind masketta man betrayed CIA (his light side)

Dr Pavel represents the people Kurt went to for help. Bane (kurt's dark side) felt as if they (dr pavel) betrayed him, in favor of CIA (kurt's good side)

CIA's men represent Kurt's friends and bandmates. Their death at the hands of bane represents the blowback his death had on the people around him.

When CIA asks bane about pulling the mask off, Kurt wants to know if exposing his bad side would finally destroy it. However, Kurt knows this would be extremely painful… for him. When CIA remarks that Bane is a big guy, Kurt notices that his bad side is bigger and stronger than his good side.

Finally, when Bane tells Wreckage Brother to stay on the plane, that represents how, through Kurt's death, some of his dark side stayed with us. It also represents the single shotgun shell that went through cobain's head.

There's some other parallels too, such as shooting a man before throwing him out of a plane (kurt shooting himself before his fame crumbles), etc.
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I'm the big guy now.