/cia/ - Get 'em on board.

CIA Guy: Dr. Pahvel I'm an expert chef

Maskeeto man: He wasn't cooking alone

CIA guy: You dont get to bring apprentices

Dr. Pahvel: They are not my cooks

Maskeeto man: Dont worry no charge for them.

CIA guy: And why would I want them?

Maskeeto man: They cook for the culinary renegade.

CIA guy: BANE?
Get the ovens going, I'll call them in.

The menu I just made with the staff, list Me, my chefs, Dr. Pahvel here, but only 1 fryboy

FIRST ONE TO TALK GETS TO STAY IN MY KITCHEN!
WHO PAID YOU TO COOK FOR DR. PAHVEL?
*plates knocked over*
HE DIDN'T FRY SO GOOD?
WHO WANTS TO BAKE NEXT?
TELL ME ABOUT BANE WHY DOES HE COOK SO FAST?
A LOT OF LOYALTY FOR A HIRED COOK.

Bane: Well perhaps he's wondering why someone would fire a man before throwing him out of his resturant.

CIA guy: At least you can cook.
How do you fry?

Bane: It doesn't matter how I fry. What matters is my pan.
No one cared how I cooked until I started cooking so fast.

CIA guy: If I turn off your oven, can you fry?

Bane: It would be extremely distasteful

CIA guy: You're a good chef

Bane: For you

CIA guy: Was burning the food good for your pan?

Bane: Of course!
Dr. Pahvel refused our meal in favor of yours. We had to find out what you fed him

Dr. Pahvel: NOTHING! I ate nothing!

CIA guy: Well congratulations, you ruined your pot.
What's the next cousre in your healthy meal?

Bane: Stripping this grain.
WITHOUT A RICER.

Dr. Pahvel: Ahh what are you cooking for me!? I hate sauerkraut.
NO! no,no,no,no

Bane: NO! they expect one of us to serve it brother.

Maskeeto man: Do you think I should cider?

Bane: Yes, the cider emphasizes.
Calm down Dr. Now's not the time to jeer.
The desert comes later.