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ip: mc.civcraft.co | remember to train your PvP skills at kohi.us | Check out our friends at 8ch.net/nt/

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 No.37264[Reply]

Become and grand pvp wizord!

Hello, sir. Are YOU tired of being a scrub? Are YOU tired of of being shit on by cockroaches? Are YOU tired of being beat by some kid w/ 1999 elo? WELL, look no further because with a little bit of work, you can become a GRAND WIZO! To get you started, install these mods, remember to install them with forge!

Ask questions, give advice, tell stories, and talk about PvP in this thread.

Pvp Mods:

Optifine: https://optifine.net/home

Forge: http://files.minecraftforge.net/

Better pvp: http://minecraftsix.com/better-pvp-mod/

Better Sprinting: http://minecraft.curseforge.com/projects/better-sprinting

List of servers to practice on:

na.badlion.net (AU, EU, NA)

Kohi.us (ASIA, AU, EU, NA)

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 No.38298

badlion now has 1.9 PEEVEEPEE so if you want to pretend to be gud in 1.9 go there to practice.




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 No.36853[Reply]

SERVER IP: mc.civcraft.co (Currently undergoing renovations for 3.0)

MUMBLE IP: mumble.civcraft.co

ALT MUMBLE: 192.96.206.104

ALT MUMBLE PORT: 40131

TEST SERV: test.civcraft.co

FORUMS: https://forum.civcraft.co/

(YECH) REDDIT: Reddit.com/r/civcraft

In the mean time...

Civcraft clone: https://www.reddit.com/r/devoted

SERVER IP: play.devotedmc.com

Feel free to get in contact on steam to play other vidya while waiting for 3.0

Remind me to update when 3.0 actually rolls out...

Other than that, the server is 1.8 but 1.8.7 is ok as well. No pirates allowed.

Server Rules

1. Remember, its just a game, strictly speaking.

2. No cheating.

3. No doxxing or harassment.

4. No knowingly helping banned players.

Blurb: Civcraft is an experiment for communities, political ideologies, debate and discussion. Our back story is based on history, not fiction. We’re forming a new direction for game-play, not just about surviving the elements, but about surviving each other, where players can work together to create and shape civilization or to watch it crumble. A world open to any idea, manifesto or philosophy, created by the players. We hope to push minecraft to its fullest potential in order to foster discussion, experimentation and community building. This is the great pastime and challenge of mankind: Civilization.

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 No.37033

>>37008

Its fine, im happy for anyone to come in as long as they don't do anything too shitty




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 No.37990[Reply]

what should i do on Civtest?

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 No.38339

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>>38225

Nixonia is in disarray, the leadership is falling down around itself and nobody knows what's what anymore. We need someone to head the cause, a rock to hold us up, but it's not going to be easy.


 No.38340

>>38339

I'm getting real sick of these statements.

>the leadership is falling down around itself and nobody knows what's what anymore

Nope. Things are going pretty well, all things considered. The fact you said this implies you don't play in Nixonia.

It also doesn't help that I am literally the only older player to be on during the majority of the day. Even Qral, Hairyn, Muckknuckle, and others have dissappeared recently. But all things considered, we're moving forward very nicely.

>We need someone to head the cause, a rock to hold us up, but it's not going to be easy.

I can assure you that even God Emperor Immer couldn't have done too much better here. It's one thing when you are being overrun with newfriends, it's entirely another when you are basically trying to start from scratch. A singular leader wouldn't have accomplished anything more than I have.

I can assure you that Nano will come in in 3.0, or immer, and all the 12 or so actually powerful, dedicated players who opted out of Civtemp will return. And people will suck their dicks, 'Oh, look how much more effective this is', forgetting that the reason shit isn't going as well as it could on Civtemp is because those very same people didn't show up.

And, it's Civtemp. We're experimenting and trying things out for a reason. This isn't some sort of vast failure of leadership, it's just a trial run for the real deal in 3.0. And let me tell you what, I've learned a few things from Civtemp.

Stop hiding behind anonymous and say this shit to our faces in a Chan Meeting and see how right your ideas are.


 No.38356

>>38340

>The fact you said this implies you don't play in Nixonia.

Conjunction fallacy

>It also doesn't help that I am literally the only older player to be on during the majority of the day

Illusory superiority, you are the eternal newfriend correct?

>God Emperor Immer couldn't have done too much better here.

Non sequitur.

If you can't succeed =/= Immer can't succeed and vice versa

>A singular leader wouldn't have accomplished anything more than I have.

Yet you are claiming to be the only old fag doing shit and wanting leadership

>and all the 12 or so actually powerful, dedicated players who opted out of Civtemp will return

Proof that civ temp is stupid

>And people will suck their dicks, 'Oh, look how much more effective this is'

Compared to 2.0, they did better.

>forgetting that the reason shit isn't going as well as it could on Civtemp is because those very same people didn't show up.

More proof civ temp is stupid

>Stop hiding behind anonymous

Stop hiding behind anonymous on an anonymous image board!

>say this shit to our faces in a Chan Meeting and see how right your ideas are.

This has been brought up already.


 No.38358

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>>38356

>Stop hiding behind anonymous on an anonymous image board!

This is an anonymous image board, but we all have names. We all know each other. I'm willing to put my name in the name box when I argue with people so stop being such a huge pussy and do the same instead of hiding behind anonymous and getting no consequences for what you say.

>inb4 go back to reddit

If this is your first response then check pic related


 No.38359

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>>38358

Regardless of weather someone is choosing to stay anonymous or not, doesn't mean their opinion isn't less relevant. Judge the quality of the post - not the person. "Dumb" or irrelevant people can have bright ideas.

Point being, bgbba: The argue(r) can't take criticism without mustering up a hate boner against said argue(e).

If you couldn't tell, I'm not >>38339. That is a different person, the only thing we have in common is our opinion.

>If this is your first response then check pic related

When did you become such an edge lord?

ha, you want to talk about Reddit? How about you boot bgbba out of Chancer/Nix! He's proven time and time again to be a Reddit cockroach, and making the diplomatic service or whatever its called is both proposing and announcing: I have no self control and must intermingle with Reddit!

Seriously starting to think that people like kovio, and I really hate to say that, were right in the beginning. "Once reddit always reddit".

and If you knew who I was you'd be rephrasing your words a bit differently.

Remove cancer from chancer.




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 No.38351[Reply]

Who here can pvp or has past civcraft pvp/war experience?

 No.38352

.


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 No.38355

im ok


 No.38357

who needs skill or experience when you can just jajaja your way to the top?

camo is the best pvper




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 No.38221[Reply]

While I hate to admit I am wrong, sometimes I have to bend to reality. My posting on the subreddit is harmful, toxic, and drives away neutral parties. I still think that Oldfriend and some of the other people in the peanut gallery are wrong about my ability to lead domestic affairs and manage closed-door diplomacy, it is clear that my posting style and aggressiveness on the subreddit is more harm than good and needs to stop.

Reiko, Oldfriend, Patchy, and immer, thank you for knocking a bit of sense into me. I owe you all an apology, Patchy especially because he actually has to deal with the consequences of my rude posts.

Therefore

I am forming the Chancer Diplomatic Service. Specifically, they will be appointed by me for the duration of Civtemp (or until a Chan Meeting gives further input on the matter) in order to deal with our foreign relations. Essentially a 'White House Spokesperson' list.

People who think they are capable of posting on reddit without being accurately compared to ChrisChrispie (like I was) should post in this thread or talk to me ingame about the matter. The idea of designating people to talk to the cockroaches has been vetted before, but I think it's time that we recognize (especially in light of last night's false flag) that we definitely need to settle the issue.

The List

Certainty_: Very competent and well-spoken. Knows how to post evidence well and can list things out in chronological order like a boss.

Nanotech1: Also knows how to phrase things well, diplomatic, and we trust him.

People Who should Never Fucking Post on Reddit Unless in an Extreme Emergency

-Me

-Logibear2 (in fact, I would argue you should probablyPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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 No.38280

>>38278

Come on Nano, why do you think I came up with the name "Chanada"?

There's also Sashimii (who helped push for the name as well). Killer_Chris is Canadian too.


 No.38282

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1. Stop posting on or reading reddit threads.

2. Stop interacting with cockroaches.

3. If you aren't committing genocide on them, then you are part of the problem.

All good chanadians need to distance themselves from people like bg who can't follow this guideline.


 No.38333

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>>38280

>tfw chan unity was a big canadian conspiracy


 No.38345

>>38282

>hurr durr

>I'm an idealistic fool

>I cannot into realpolitik

>I think we should actively provoke reddit into hating us even more

>even though they vastly outnumber us :^)

All good Chanadians need to ignore blatantly destructive b8 from anonymous posters on /civ/. For all we know, this guy could be a roach looking to stir up shit by falseflagging on here.


 No.38354

>>38345

>Neo-Chanada will never experience Reddit hordes descending upon a village and holocausting the chan population

What >>38282 was trying to get at: not provoke but keep to our own, and rid ourselves of Reddit sympathizers.




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 No.38350[Reply]

Killing myself NOW unless you give me 5 gorrillion sheckellz



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 No.38327[Reply]

Long story short, other faggot on this account outed us to Camo that we've been fucking with you spergs so I changed my password and kicked him off the identity etc etc.

Logibear2 was played by at least 3 different people, 2 from OT

/civ/ posts reddit posts were all posted by me (most of them anyway) but I didn't write all of them

one person on the account was stupid enough to collaborate with WP when we were still in Polynesia, this lasted until about two months before the end of 2.0 until I kicked him out

Cian wasn't even my idea

It was me on mumble skype steam, reddit account isn't even mine (and like 3 others have used it) and the person who owns it is a friend who isn't even involved in civcraft, slack was me/other person

I had to kick someone off the reddit account and make a BS excuse to Immer because he threatened to grief some kike city

I'm leaving because tonight I kicked the other person off the account and identity because they basically fucked me going into 3.0 by outing /civ/-slack shenanigans as trolling.

Immer is the best Chanadian leader there was. I actually don't have a single problem with you. Being a shitter to you and harassing you on /civ/ was just the most amusing angle for us to go at. The responses from Johnny/Space resulting from it (either directly or indirectly) are probably some of the most hilarious screenshots we've gotten.

Anyway, ciao autists. I'm selling my alt and possibly my main account so PM me on steam/slack/reddit/whatever if you're interested. I might buy another alt and play with you guys seriously but you won't be able to tell it's me.

P.S. I also had a pretty well-known account in Polynesia in 2.0 after all that drama went down

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 No.38331

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Today is a good day


 No.38332

cool!


 No.38344

What? Can someone explain to me what I just read?


 No.38347

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>pretend to throw your life away and generally act retarded in front of internet strangers.

>act like you've harvested some autistic responses when generally people call you retarded and tried to advise/bully you out of throwing your life away.

I suppose it's a good thing. Thank goodness you aren't actually a slavaboo manlet, desperate for attention who's only meager source of income is online clickwork. Thank goodness you made up that story about some serbian chick and flying across the globe, wasting all your savings having never met her up to that point. Thank god your mother didn't ruin your credit by taking out loans in your name. I was genuinely worried for you and thought you were a pathetic loser with no hope and no prospects for a better future.

I don't know what you sought to gain from those lies but I'm glad you made all of that up.


 No.38349

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>>38347

D O N




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 No.37994[Reply]

>log into Civcraft

>everything's abandoned

>find out everyone moved to Nixonia

>go to Nixonia and acquire Section 8 Housing

>decided to travel outside

>cross into Gimmel

>get stuck on dirt block

>kicked for flying

Sharding was a mistake.

 No.38208

>>37994

>section 8 housing

A formal way to say "squatting." You owe me 4 diamonds bub.

Although it's full at the moment, actual Section 8 free housing is available in Nix Tower for newfriends.


 No.38274

>log into Civcraft

>everything's abandoned

>find out everyone moved to leddit

>go to Lynchwood

>everything's abandoned

>decided to travel outside

>cross into Chanada

>Chanada no longer exists

>never join civcraft again


 No.38346

I'M POSTING TOO LOOK LOOK MOM I'M DOING IT!


 No.38348

>>38346

Good job. You get a cookie.




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 No.37169[Reply]

List of people invited to my Birthday Party:

immer

camo

reiko

dave

yearn

munter

denim (on the grounds that he wears a sombrero and i can put tabasco on anything he consumes)

When: August 4th

Where: Just get to Britbongistan and I'll sort it

What to bring: Anything above a Class B Drug Rating

pls come

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 No.37817

Can i come? Ill start making honey mead this month if you want


 No.37889

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>>37169

>mfw immer, camo, and denim get into real life peeveepee with reiko, dave, and yearn


 No.38341

>>37889

when 8 meet yearn im going to >>37889


 No.38342

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>>38341

Wew

When i meet yearn and the gang im going to do absolutley nothing as i dont have quarrels wit dem.


 No.38343

>>38342

Maybe you don't personally, but I know you'd follow immer and camo to the death.




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 No.37540[Reply]

Let's plan for what needs to be done for Nixonia and CivTemp in General.

If you're bored and need shit to do, here's a few ideas.

1. Travel to Aleph and chop wood, it's easy as fuck with the huge trees and we'll need the charcoal

2. Travel to Tet and mine diamonds, we always need more diamonds. We had 3 stacks of ore a couple days ago but that is dwindling fast.

3. Collect wheat from Gimmel

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 No.38335

>>38310

Thanks for picking up the slack reiko


 No.38336

>>38335

Anytime fam(ily guy)




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 No.38279[Reply]

Where is everyone at?

 No.38326

Your mum's house.




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 No.38284[Reply]

I won't be able to play for up to two weeks or so guys. My girlfriend has to have a major surgery done and after insurance and all that it's about $1500. I'm giving her every cent I have to help pay for it and I'm going to be working (online) to pay her bills.

If any of you want to help me with this please contact me on the slack.

Thank you.

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 No.38321

>>38320

You don't have a citizenship. You are racemixing.


 No.38322

>>38314

Yeah wtf, she told me she was getting a sex change a long time ago.


 No.38323

>>38322

>traveled to Serbia to chase a girl

>isn't even a girl

That's pretty gay.


 No.38324

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>>38319

>What the fuck man? Using inspect element to incriminate me? That's a new low man.


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 No.38289[Reply]

This is THE most autistic board on 8 chans

You are the fukcing bigget

DIGITAL goober

ive evr fucking met

 No.38290

that is a funny monkey haha


 No.38291

YELCH! What reeks in this thread?


 No.38293

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>>38290

haha, silly ol' monkey!!


 No.38334

>>38289

>A fucking leaf




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 No.38219[Reply]

Alright nerds what the fuck have I missed

 No.38224

>>38219

/k/ had some pretty cool builds honestly, I hope you guys come back


 No.38226

>>38224

They moved on to a different server.

As much as I'd like for them to return, they made it explicitly clear that they had no intention of coming back before they banned me from the mumble.

That being said, I'm going to try to revive /k/ at some point. Probably this summer.

Has 3.0 dropped yet?


 No.38273

>>38226

No but civtemp will last a while at the rate things are going. Plus I'd love to see more /k/ architecture, I went through the blown up 2.0 backup and /k/ompound was pretty comfy. The ruins were great for fights on flansmod.




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 No.37894[Reply]

McRipfist_00 attempted to rob the storage room of all it's ores and valuables. He was killed and is currently fleeing Nixonia.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Civcraft/comments/4al3z8/mcripfist_turns_memes_into_reality_pulls_actual/

 No.37902

Nice try arkillios. We all know you're trying to frame him. Mcripfist is a goddamn hero.


 No.37905

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>>37894

WEST SIDE REPRESENT! MCRIP DINDU NUFFIN!


 No.37911

>>37905

damn, my trench was complicit in the unlawful detainment of mcrip

to think that such an event could come to pass, it's a sad day for trenches around the shard


 No.37935

>>37894

#FREE MCRIPFIST

HE DINDU NUFFIN

HE A MEME BOY


 No.38227

Wew lads, check my flag




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