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 No.38173[Reply]

>mfw being super baked and playing faggot game "Minecraft"

 No.38195

>>38173

>not getting in mumble and memeing the town for easy keks

>waisting your time actually playing minecraft

that's a waste of weed m8.


 No.38199

>>38195

>not rolling on the floor and swimning through space

>not smoking so much that you literally cannot stand or sit up

listening to music while 300% fucking 👌😂-tier high is the best feeling to ever exist. Why play vidya when it just snaps you out of it?


 No.38202

>>38199

>38199

sto[



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 No.38033[Reply]

Somewhere between 12pm and 1:30pm EST on Friday 3/18/2016, Jason12344 broke into my estate and placed lava in my building. No significant damage was done, and nothing was stolen. I consider him to be a low threat, but he should not be trusted.

Any information about Jason12344 will gladly be accepted. He was found on my snitch network in Bet, east of Nixonia.

 No.38198

I am him. Didn't like your house.

Got a problem?



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 No.37818[Reply]

Here we see Bg, as usual just flopping so miserably at diplomacy.

What did you hope to gain from this post Bg? Karma? Jesus man you are literally a cockroach.

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 No.38217

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This is thread is literally /civ/ in a nutshell

>>38204

Well I'll be damned. She has her top on backwards. HMM

>>38216

shes pretty cutie tbh


 No.38218

>>38216

>>38216

just reversed image searched her, Russian edgy, posts images of her "scars" on wrists, probs a degen.

Well no thanks actually tbh


 No.38220

>>38215

>bg, who is literally shaped like a pear and more womanly than any bitch on this server, giving relationship advice

go back to reddit cockroach


 No.38337

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This thread makes me glad i started try harding at school.

Ark stay strong add me on steam Based Iturbide

Bg i like you, but you should listen to your people a bit more

t. Irelevant Old Fag


 No.38338

>>38220

Heres my advice to the homie logi

If she gets mad at you for no reason, then she is trying to make you her slave, many men like napoleon has become slave to women like that.

In order to do so you have to use her nature to your advantage, make it seem that you dont need her as much and that your independent because as soon as she catches sent of this like a shark who smells blood you will be in her grasp, reflect her actions, subtlely of course and therefore she will waste her energy trying to please you that hopefully she will forget her initial intentions, be contradictory, unrrasonable, be loving and caring, be unpredictable, but use it judicialy or it will be ogre.

Just because women are by nature vile creatures, there is no better feeling taming them to their will and owningthem.

Source: experience



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 No.37974[Reply]

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1lDCSVH1mI17S9IF9MG515-rxQD_upX7r-7apMRbcL7Q/viewform

My new reddit account is too new, so you get it like 12 hours before those guys. Answer with as little or as much autism as you want, but I think this info could actually be useful to us.

I'll release responses once I've collected somewhere around 50 probably.

 No.37985

Welp. I'm apparently not allowed to post from a "throwaway account" on the subreddit.

Please spread this link around and if someone with an actual reddit account could post it there, that would be wonderful.


 No.38026

Responses can be found here:

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1lDCSVH1mI17S9IF9MG515-rxQD_upX7r-7apMRbcL7Q/viewanalytics?usp=form_confirm

It's updated automatically.

Reddit mods sure do love their power. I was banned from the subreddit for trying to answer questions about the survey after someone else posted the link for me. Despite their pettiness we got over 200 responses so I'm pretty happy. Enjoy!


 No.38076

>>38026

well who are you?


 No.38085

>>38076

I think the whole point of this was he wishes to remain anonymous



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 No.37952[Reply]

why the fuck am I still playing civcraft

 No.37970

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>>37952

Now's a good time to make a post.

"If a man does not have the sauce, he is lost. But the same man can be lost in the sauce." -Gucci Mane

This quote summarizes civcraft for folks like me and you (assuming you've been playing for a while). We both clearly have a yearning for or otherwise like Civcraft (the sauce) and we feel kind of lost without it, ergo, without the sauce we are lost.

The flipside is getting lost in the sauce- in terms of civcraft, this is when a player takes things too seriously and forgets that it's autism e-lego blocks that don't really exist and only have as much value as we're willing to give them. We see this daily if not hourly from all kinds of folk from both reddit and /civ/ (many examples from both).

So, playing civcraft is all about being able to simultaneously HAVE sauce without getting lost in it. A balancing act, if you will. Some of us do it better than others. All I can say is that I want to be the type of person who stops people from getting lost in the sauce and taking everything too seriously while still encouraging them to play and have fun.

That's what I'm going to do. I extend my hand of sympathy to you and all players who feel the same way and encourage you to hop in my hypothetical canoe-boat thing as we all travel on this sauce together, pray that we all try to not get lost.

In the lord's name amen.


 No.37989

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>>37970

"Can you be born with the sauce?"

>NOOO you can't be born with the sauce! How you gon' be born with seasoning? You gotta get seasoned.

Honestly I didn't even need to read the rest of your post, your reference spoke to me. I can tell already that you're a good man.


 No.37993

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>>37989

>I can tell already that you're a good man.

Thanks friend, I'm glad you think that.

But I'm very curious as to who you are. Would you be willing to say?



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 No.37752[Reply]

;)

I will either look like a retard or a genius

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 No.37982

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>>37981

I don't care who lead it or even who founded it. For all I care you can go ahead and take full credit for both. It's in your blood to worship meaningless titles, after all.

You know what I meant by "my nation".


 No.37984

>>37982

stop posting here you fucking loser


 No.37986

>>37984

No bully


 No.37988

>>37944

If anything, your whiny moronic posts that follow any mention of mcripfist are far more annoying than any one of Mcripfists memes.


 No.37992

>>37944

>He is the cancer that is killing Nixonia.

You need to chill your balls and your autism mate



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 No.34582[Reply]

Filename thread.

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 No.37587

>>37555

Hang on a second. That's what Cronos was meant to be!?


 No.37963

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 No.37967

>>37963

This is literally me


 No.37976

https://vine.co/v/e5zmz1EHQMq

Kovio's life was just a cover up.


 No.37979

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>>37967



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 No.37901[Reply]

Might as well nip this in the bud.

99% of Minecraft cities succumb to it, but we'll need to approach the problem of lack of productivity sooner or later, so might as well do it now before the city stalls and simultaneously get acquainted with the idea of a free market for 3.0

Right now everything for the most part is free. Free land, free resources, free gear, etc. Especially with the lack of enchantments, it's currently easy to max out and if there isn't any diplomacy or foreign faction interaction people will inevitably get bored and stop playing. Since we've established ourselves and the city has matured a bit, my recommendation is to start shifting a portion of productivity away from the socialist/communist "everything is free" regime we have going right now and start moving into a free market set up.

Simply put, start encouraging people to develop private industries, private factories, private land, all which sell products to other private people or some sort of government entity through purchasing/selling contracts. This will keep people invested, give them a sense of power, keep them doing something instead of bouncing around the city waiting for shit to be stirred up. Not all resources should be privatized of course, as Qral mentioned, "basic infrastructure needs to be maintained", but for the sake of productivity and maintaining a tangible presence on the server, specific niche markets can be filled by a private company.

Shit that can be privatized even before enchantments encourage these particular industries include building design, fortress security, land security, rail industry, food industry (?), armor industry, potion industry, maintenance industry, valuable ore industry, and even banking and lawyer firms if people start obtaining large amounts of tangible diamond wealth and we set up basic law. Shit son, maybe even a stock exchange.

Please feel free to share your questions, concerns, pros and cons of my suggestion.

This leads me to try and initiate this free market shift and inquire about the idea behind a private rail industry that could work with thPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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 No.37936

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>free market.

all power to the state, pliz.


 No.37937

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>>37901

**HERE IS WHAT I PROPOSE**

People should be incentivised to keep and maintain their own factories (incentivised in that they should be granted owenership of the factory and fully the profits made from it). However, there should be a state tax (which can be devised the closer we get to 3.0's release) that would involve player essences.

These essences will then be used, traded, and sold on behalf of the people, by the government, to create and maintain general purpose/basic factories ('basic' is subjective and will also need to be determined by a government, that is, how far up the tech tree should be deemed basic?).

This would only be implemented after we shift from a socialist to free market government, perhaps after the 30-60 day tenure of a future t.b.d. supreme leader.

It will be important for players to feel as if they are invested in the game and have ownership of their own property, inventory, armor/tools etc.. A system that deviates from these principles will be doomed to chronic inactivity and inevitable failure (e.g. Tazmily).


 No.37941

>>37937

new player won't be able to be competitive since they won't be able to access all factories other do.


 No.37945

Here is my proposal for free market implementation in Nix :

>The factories we have now are here to stay. They are basic and allow everyone to gather really basic resources without waste. Any other factory that hasn't been built yet is left to citizen business enterprise.

>The bunker farms stay as well because they are locked underground and therefore strategic assets, however since they are slow as shit and kinda low output, anyone making private farms on the surface will outcompete them easily.

>The storage isn't used/managed by government members anymore, it's up to the civil society to see if they want to still use it

>If you want to make more districts outside of the city centre to sell the area to other builders, it's up to you to secure them but the profit will be all for you. We will still snitch them probably to nixsn anyway

>same if you simply build outside of the city centre just keep a 32-wide distance between your build and the moat.

This experiment will show what works and what doesn't for 3.0.


 No.37946

Imo we should have work groups assigned for certain tasks, including relevant subjects such as food, materials and defense.

The heads of said groups are not only assigned to PRODUCE such resources, they are also entitled to SUPPLY the city and its citzens with those.

We should have official distribution stations for all the groups, e.g. a centre for food, materials and such, giving our citizens a fixed position for supplies, taking away the problem with greedy jews taking half a stack of diamond blocks "for personal things"



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 No.37909[Reply]

okay guys a bit of insider information here

so ttk2 says he is going to retire soon after 3.0 rolls out but his successor hasn't been decided yet, though he has discussed letting the community to take a vote over who they feel will best continue the spirit of the server and keep it running. i have put myself up to the task and have offered to take the reigns but i need some support. as you may know i live in australia so our timezones don't really match and i can't get on mumble to talk to people but i am well qualified for the admin position and i want to make civcraft more free with less admin intarference unlike the other people who are wanting to take over

so i simply ask of you to please consider me when the voting goes up, maybe drum up a little support before all this goes public

thanks

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 No.37914

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Sure. What could go wrong?


 No.37917

Everyone's favorite meme for emperor of civcraft! 🔫


 No.37918

Everyone's favorite meme for emperor of civcraft! 🔫🍉🍗🍇💰🍺💉💊🚬


 No.37919

>>37918

oh fuck when did emojis leak into my browser someone must be making a killing (🔫💰) offa this


 No.37929

>>37918

📕Manifesto📕📕 of the Communist☭ Party☭☭, by Karly☭☭ Marx☭ and Freddie☭ Engels ☭☭

A spectre👻👻 is haunting👻 🌍Europe🌍 — the spectre 👻of communism☭☭☭☭. All the 💪💪powers of old Europe💪 have entered into a 🙏 holy alliance 🙏to exorcise this spectre👻👻👻: Pope 💩💩and Tsar💩👎👎, Metternich💩 and Guizot💩💩💩, French Radicals🇫🇷🇫🇷👎👎👎 and German police-spies🚮🚮🚮🚮.

Where is the🎉 party🎉🎉 in opposition that has not been 😿decried😿😿 as communistic☭☭☭☭ by its 😦😦opponents in power😦? Where is the opposition that has not hurled back the branding🔥🔥 reproach🔥🔥🔥🔥 of ☭☭☭☭communism☭☭, against the more advanced🎊 opposition parties🎊🎊🎊, as well as against its 🙅🙅🙅🙅reactionary adversaries🙅🙅?

🕑Two things🕑 result from this fact📕📕:

I. ☭☭☭☭Communism☭☭ is already acknowledged by all 💪European powers💪💪 to be itself a 💪💪☭power☭💪.

II. It is 🕛‼️🕛high time🕛🕛🕛❗ that ☭☭Communists☭☭☭ should openly, in the 😛😛😛face😛😛 of the 🌍whole🌍 world🌍🌍🌍, publish📕📕 their📕 views📕📕📕, their 🎯aims🎯🎯, their tendencies☭☭, and meet this 🍼nursery🍼🍼 tale🍼📕🍼 of the 👻Spectre👻 of Communism👻👻 ☭ 👻☭ with a manifesto📕📕 of the party📕🎊☭ itself.



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 No.37742[Reply]

Why do normies ruin everything /civ/?

 No.37744

Says the normie appropriating r9k culture


 No.37745

>>37744

I heard that if you get dubs on /civ/ you're correct


 No.37756

Where do I downvote? XD


 No.37758

@37756

let's downboat for the lulz

xD


 No.37922

>>37758

>@37756

kek, get out normie



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 No.37893[Reply]

McRipfist_00 attempted to rob the storage room of all it's ores and valuables. He was killed and is currently fleeing Nixonia.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Civcraft/comments/4al3z8/mcripfist_turns_memes_into_reality_pulls_actual/


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 No.37667[Reply]

i made a map

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 No.37726

>>37667

pretty nice map kovio, keep up the good work!


 No.37727

>>37726

Tfw no lowtuff gf


 No.37730

>>37709

Gimmel is right there bro


 No.37823

>>37730

YEAH BUT WHAT ABOUT DALED? HUH MOTHER FUCKER ALEPH BET GIMMEL DALED HEY ...SOME OTHER LETTERS what the fuck is this anyways?


 No.37843

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>>37823

>knowing the Hebrew alphabet of the top of your head



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 No.35337[Reply]

I lost my folder of Civcraft memes and screenshots. Here's some stuff that I found deep within my old Windows XP and in my laptop's minecraft screenshot folder.

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 No.37827

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>>35337

Already posted something on the shitty sub, but here's an album of shit from /K/ompound, Volk and /Pol/ynesia.

http://imgur.com/a/JsWwT

To comment; https://www.reddit.com/r/Civcraft/comments/4aaz8z/life_of_a_normal_k_chanadian_20_7151215/>>35337


 No.37833

>>37813

Nope, and who might you be?

Just curious.


 No.37834

I always felt really bad and partially responsible for the way you were treated when you were in Viridian.

Sure you were acting like a stupid new friend, but most of the people who joined did so as well.

I feel as if I could have done more to get people to ease up off of your case, and I probably should have.

But I'm glad that Poly welcomed you in the way that they did.


 No.37837

>>37834

Did you know that being genuine on /civ/ is also known as Dave posting?


 No.37838

>>37837

:3



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 No.37801[Reply]

It's in a Furnace within your home.

 No.37805

>>37801 Thanks. Also, fuck the moat.


 No.37821

>>37805

Don't you dare talk about my moat like that

unless it's about the 10+ fps it costs you; I didn't realise that minecraft was such a shitty game until after it was built


 No.37825

>>37821

The moat works so well that I was stuck in it for 40 minutes while being gawked at. So, fuck the moat.



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 No.37814[Reply]

Heil, brothers and sisters!

Nixonia has procured a large shipment of the finest dark oak wood, and we are looking for a trade partner to sell them to.

If any group is interested in this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, please let us know and we can deliver large shipments across large distances for a negotiable price, and we hope to establish longer term trade relationships and to strengthen the bond between the chan territories.

This fine wood is not available in any other shard and it's disappearing fast as the Nixonian industrial machine destroys the beautiful surrounding landscape in order to feed the fetishistic lust for wood of the welfare-enrolled degenerate population of her inhabitants.

Have an inspiring song to listen to while you ponder this amazing offer.

 No.37815

Heil Nixonia, Nixonia rule the logs!



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