No.23364[Last 50 Posts]
Alright, the old thread got filled up with all sorts of drama, so it's time to start a new, updated thread.
News and Updates:
1. Newfriend invasion 2.0 is in progress. Don't fucking pearl people you don't recognize.
2. Census 2.0 is done, download it here (no virus, safe link): https://www.dropbox.com/s/gjghly28ivc79gn/Polynesia%20Census.xlsx?dl=0
3. Volkstadt has the following shops: Mining Depot, Brick Store, Glass Store, Department of Labor, Armor, Tools, plants, and currency exchanges. Anybody who needs shit, come to Volk.
4. The cactus farm outside of Volkstadt is finished. Please AFK there and get cactus for our glorious 8th reich.
5. The voting system for Chanada has been redone, based on three criteria. Fill all three, get two votes, fill two get one, fill anything less and you get none. Don't cry for me, Argenti-Spainland. :^)
6. We now have a shilling schedule. Next shilling wave is next (not this) weekend.
7. The railroad network is finished, except for double-tracking.
8. JOB BOARD IS IN VOLKSTADT! READ IT, YOU NIGNOGS! HOLY SHIT, YOU CAN EARN EMERALDS!
Projects:
1. Finish moving stone to Aukfear's stadium in the south.
2. Harvest pumpkins and finish the pumpkin farm. Please. Please, fucking finish this autofarm.
3. The Olympic Stadiums need planning and finishing. Government people, we need to get on this.
4. Connect the two Volkstadt Stations with an iceroad.
5. Now Announcing: Immer Airlines! We're building an airfield somewhere.
6. Sand Island is being terraformed and turned into a natural park of sorts. Work on this and get shekels.
7. Redo the coastal road to be the standard design in Volkstadt.
Alright guys, so we're headed into summer, it's time to gear up for the Olympics and get working on those stadiums. We also are shilling Mid-May, early June, and late June, so please know what the projects are to tell them. The coastal road is a mess, lack of signage, lack of beautifying. That's my big project for the time being, that and the olympics (but since I'm not that great with architecture, I leave the details to the experts).
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No.23368
>Minister of Infrastructure
>not good with architecture
No.23393
>>23368
Oh, I'm good at knowing what would look good, I just have difficulty translating that into actual building. I am not an awful architect, according to Tigen I'm not bad at all. But, I tend to leave the actual architectural details to the people who are best at it and focus on the big picture, like what I want the town to look like overall.
No.23411
No mention of the new robot that commands respect being built next to immer's house is memewell?
No.23483
>>23364
>Not named in thread pic
And On Another Note:
Can I become Minister of Propaganda?
No.23484
>>23483
can you make dank propaganda?
No.23486
>>23484
Not that Dank, but still pretty Dank
No.23489
Immet if you want le respect-demanding robot to not look.autistic you're gonna have to give me more quartz
No.23492
>>23364
>tfw I'm never in these pictures
On another note, I'm using my new business to finance the attempted production of prot and god swords. So please spend your shekles at my shop for the glory of our Greater Polynesian Reich!
No.23494
>>23364
>JOB BOARD IS IN VOLKSTADT! READ IT, YOU NIGNOGS! HOLY SHIT, YOU CAN EARN EMERALDS!
my legacy lives on through the job board.
No.23523
>>23508
Can I be the guy in the back?
No.23524
Sadisticmoose trying to lure me into reddit and implying he's coming to Polynesia
Watch out
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No.23526
>>23525
Goddamnit autofilter
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No.23528
I've got some friends on mine that may be moving to this server to work with me in Himmler Hills. So if they say they are looking for Mudkip don't pearl plz. Just kindly direct them to either zombiefork, SmexyHex, or Iron_Mudkip. Thank you
No.23551
>>23492
>tfw i'm never in these pictures
You aren't alone...
No.23561
>>23551
uhh he doesn't get to bring friends
No.23573
>>23551
D-Don't worry, McRip-Chan. I still l-love you
No.23575
>>23561
they are not my friends
No.23584
>>23575
Don't worry, no memes for them
No.24114
luppolo here, might come back in the following weeks as soon i get my new pc, unsure if to keep living in polynesia or start wandering the world documenting abandoned places and shit
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No.24452
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Proposal for exp/storage room. decided to draw it out after I rage quit earlier today.
No.24477
Hey /pol/, I'll finish the pumpkin delivery either later tonight or tomorrow. There's almost 2 DCs now in the reichstag out of 6 total, so that should more than cover what I didn't get to you with the previous order.
No.24480
i would like to join /pol/ynesia
name is asatarincasning
No.24675
Sarah, I have about a DC of cacti whenever you want it.
Sorry I haven't been active much guys, several reasons
>Can't get minecraft to function properly for some reason (keep getting jolted back in multiplayer)
>Looking more seriously for freelance work
>About a year ago was the worst day of my life, dealing with some emotional issues from that
No.24814
http://www.minecraftskins.com/2171221/Supercrafter6/
Haven't been on lately because working on real life socializing. Be on tomorrow.
No.24815
>>24814
Request some for me to make FOR FREE
No.24892
1. The railroad system is being redone, brebare your angus for disruptions and delays on the rails. Volkstadt-Reich Tower is redone and both stations are mostly finished.
2. The Himmler Highlands-Reich Tower is being redone and needs nether brick. I will buy netherbrick by the chest, three D a pop. Want to make money? Sell me shit, please. This should be finished by this Sunday at the latest, but the offer will continue past that point.
3. There will be a Volkstadt-Nether Factory rail constructed soon, I will have a plan drawn up by Sunday night. I need a TON of workers for this, so newfriends are encouraged to help out.
4. Job Offers: Terraforming Director (tentatively this is Outcast Mephisto), Roadwork Director, and a Manager for the Volkstadt-Nether Factory rail. You do it for free, but I will give you diamonds or XP to pay people for their work. Please no stealy-wealy.
5. The Sand Island-Wulfkhain and Wulfkhain-Spainland bridges need finishing. Supports, any embellishments, or other features are a must. If you think you can make a dank bridge, come to me and I'll pay you for your work.
6. JoshJosh, I want to talk to you about redoing the potentially erstwhile Chan Hub. I also want to contact Dwarrowdelf and Promofaux about their rails and Iceroads, because those hook up to ours, somewhere.
7. I want to make a new chanada + allies railroad map. If anybody wants to help me with that, use the image I posted and mark railroads and iceroads please. Aufdenstadt, this is probably right up your alley. (I know the map is a teensy bit outdated, but then again, all of our maps are. Kovio's doesn't include accurate ally land claims and includes Immelol Island which was dissolved last Chanada Meeting).
No.24894
1. WARNING! EVICTIONS IN PROGRESS! All evicted player's items will be housed in the bank until they become active again. Narkah, FuhJohn, Nickellsss, str0pr0wn, Nebuchednezzar, Lucius_Verus, Mines_of_Moriah, Pines_, Lucka02, Rafef have all gone inacve and will be evicted before we shill this Saturday/Sunday. Sorry, guys.
2. Ziggy9395 has left /pol/, Ilusha_Gorb is exiled, and Altairus is banned. Their houses are all going to be sold off at auction this month or demolished if new players don't buy them. Miner949 and BizarroTed are also on the chopping block, if they don't show up and pay their rent.
3. All newfriends, you can buy XP and sell crops in Aukfear's building behind Kallak's Apartments.
4. Lumberjack expedition to Himmler Highlands either Sunday night or Monday. Have your axes ready, folks, you can get paid for this shit and the Reich needs wood. Newfriends, this is your opportunity to help out the government and contribute something.
No.24912
>>24892
bg you know the map was redone awhile ago right?
Anyway, I'm working on it for the past week or so anyway
No.24913
>>24892
Out dated map is outdated
No.24922
>>24914
This map is also outdated. That land north west of xiphias belongs to us, not fagt.
No.24924
>>24922
Well I don't know about those land claims , the map is accurate for spain-k land claims, in order to avoid confusion I put up the newest map I had
No.24931
>>24922
The only map that has ever accurately represented Kolima's land claims is the one I made, which I posted above. No Kovio map has ever actually truly represented the extent of Kolima's boundaries. Kovio has gone into mumble and had people swallow up titanic quantities of land or had them mark out their meme territories (Immelol Island, Rep of Dave, ect), but he never includes accurate Kolima borders.
1. Add Eastern FAGT lands
2. Add Allied territories
3. Eastern /Pol/ lands
4. Xiphias boundaries within FAGT
5. Dissolve Immelol Island
6. Kolima borders accurate
Kovio, you have your mission.
No.24934
>>24931
You should probably circle/color the eastern pol claims on the world map 3.0 which can be found in another thread here
No.24937
>>24934
Alright guys, so I made up an accurate map of Chanada. It doesn't look as nice or have as crisp borders in some parts as Kovio's, but the general jist of the claims are accurate and enforceable. This also includes /pol/'s colonies Madgeburg/Launenburg, Sor, Baden Isel, Die jungfrau Largerstein Insels, and Ostenfall, Benistan (Cast424's personal estate), our Protectorates Spainland and Wulfkhain.
I fixed all the problems stated above with Kovio's map as well, and dissolved Beilifield, because apparently the person who owned it quit and thus it reverts back to FAGT.
No.24943
>>24937
You missed an island, is north of our sand island
No.24944
>>24937
Well you haven't put any of our land belonging to chanada which is an improvement from normal ;)
But you haven't included our 3 northern claims. The most northern one is new, but the other two we've had for months now. They don't normally show up on chan maps though because they're so north so I can forgive you for not knowing.
No.24945
>>24944
>Well you haven't put any of our land belonging to chanada
but all your land belongs to chanada ;)
No.24946
>>24945
North east chanada is best chanada
No.24947
Guys we have huge problems that are such:
-Chanadia is not united
-We have few allies outside of the continent
I will essentially copy what I said in Mumble by suggesting we not only unite Chanadia, but we get the other nations on our side.
Aurora, Sunder, whatever's left of the Bay12ers if any are still around, that one jungle city between us and Carbon, et cetera.
All would probably agree to mutual defense treatices against World Police if we ask. Hell, we could become what World Police has failed to be - an organization that protects its members and keeps shitty world police type civs in check.
No.24948
>>24947
Honestly I would be OK with making one giant union.
We would be the largest nation on the server then
No.24949
>>24948
Yeah but there are plenty of people who hate World Police as much as we do - even members of world police.
All it takes to topple a giant is to weaken its thin legs, and World Police's legs happen to be its diplomatic ties which give it military power.
No.24950
>>24944
Fixed it. Hope you're happy.
>>24947
Agreed about the allies, though I know that's extremely unpopular to say. I don't think we need allies, per se, I think we just need to be friendlier with other people, especially enough so that any enemies would feel threatened messing with us due to public support. That and it might help us to have some material support from people in the form of trade.
No.24951
>>24947
>Bay12ers
Ooh cool, I didn't know there were any on the server.
No.24958
>>24947
>Chanada not united
Gtfo with this shit. We are already united.
Honestly what do you expect? To rub ass and cheek together?
What more could possible make us unified?
If want one to show our territory under one banner we just need to say so in the next fucking meeting.
>huge problem
There is none
>few allies
Were are trying to more or less aim for isolationism. By building a massive fucking super vault, (Which we are doing) people won't fuck with us. Simple as that.
If your not on-board with that agenda you need to check your priorities - or better yet - ask the chan representative/s in your nation.
Otherwise, harden the fuck up.
No.24959
>>24947
>-Chanadia is not united
How could we be more united?
>-We have few allies outside of the continent
That's because we're isolationist and putting your hands in as many baskets as:
>Aurora, Sunder, whatever's left of the Bay12ers if any are still around, that one jungle city between us and Carbon, et cetera
Just causes problems in the long run.
If you're looking for a unified Chan nation where all boards live within the same borders, go somewhere else, that isn't Chanada.
Chanada is a loose federation of vastly different states, by forcing them into bed with each other you will create chaos.
No.24960
>>24958
>>24959
>we're isolationist
Daily reminder that isolationism is not the same as not being friendly with people. While I agree that we shouldn't drag ourselves into alliances, we already DO have allies, in the form of Abyssi and Kolima, as well as close friends with Mt. Augusta and the HKE (In fact, as we all know, there are many who want a union between Chanada and the HKE). Honestly, we're not isolationist in any sense of the word, because we're already involved with at least two direct allies, several friends, and the HKE. This idea that we can sit in our corner of the map and idly do our own thing isn't accurate. It never was and never will be.
With this in mind, it actually DOES make sense to attempt to get close to or even make allies with, several of the smaller cities to the north or possibly the U3P to the East. I'm not saying get dragged into their wars and politics, or change ourselves to suit them. I'm saying put our best foot forward and communicate with them, make them less likely to side with any enemies who might march on Chanada.
As for unity, I agree with Camo, we already are mostly united in the sense that we're a confederation. Any further unity would end up eliminating sovereignty of member states, because it would require the creation of a chief executive(s) to run the place. We should, however, discourage conflict such as Spainland v. /K/.
No.24965
>>24951
there was a bay 12 city in the south near chanada for a while, it was since abandoned. ask one of the FAGT guys about it.
No.24978
>>24894
>Ilush is exiled
>"Logi stop being a dick to ilush he's fine now he wontdu nuttin!!!" -Tigen/Immer/bg
>reichbux gone because reichbux a shit
>"Logi stop making fun of reichbux they're awesome!!!!" -Tigen/Sarah
>Whiskey gets his house stolen from
>"Logi I removed your snitch that caught jasiel stealing because it upsets my autism, even though it would've caught whoever stole from whiskey!!!" -Tigen/bg
>jasiel spergs out
>"Logi noo you can't pearl jasiel even though he owes you like 20D!!!" -Auf/tigen
Much like Hitler, I was right with all of those things.
No.24979
>>24950
I'll work on making a new and improved map later today. I've been focusing on making the world political map.
I'll make a new Chanada map tonight with all of FAGTs claims included.
No.24980
>>24979
Would you be able to post your progress on the political map by chance?
or do you want to wait on the grand reveal of it?
No.24981
>>24980
colours are placeholder until Killer_Chris gives me better colours
there's no text becasue I haven't added nice looking text yet
just placeholder stuff to tell me what is what
No.24982
>>24981
cool, thanks alot kovio
No.24985
>>24984
is immelol island still a thing
No.24987
>>24984
Why is Titan Republic claiming my base, jungle outpost, taiga outpost, and bot farms?
I get that claiming large swathes of land you've never seen nor developed is the cool thing to do but I think that if you're claiming that land you should at least check to see if anyone has already built/developed the area that you're claiming.
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No.25050
Yo guys, Falkenzz here, could any of you drop into the /k/ mumble and say I am not kill if you got some time? I am having this weird bug where I can't enter Minecraft and mumble freezes on startup
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No.25068
>>23364
Can somebody permite me to enter into /pol/ynesia? Just joined , want to help, but as a none native english speaker, mumble is quite rough to me to talk or ask anything.
THEPECHEUR13. (I won't come daily coz I have exams, but want to help anyway)
No.25160
>>25068
Since it's dead, I'll just make a private estate somewhere in the desert.
No.25161
>>25160
I'm online right now and I can help you out. If you want to help out, don't just build an estate in the desert, come to 500, 7500, that's our main town. We'll help you out there and get you set up.
No.25162
>>25160
>dead
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAH!
what time of day do you usually play?
No.25163
>>25162
(it's dead here, I mean)
I can't play for the moment, I'm in exams and I should study. Probably start to play seriously next week.
No.25175
>>25162
I was about to say, /Pol/ynesia is one of the few parts of the server that DOESN'T die down. Or at least polcastle chat. Somebody from /V/ersailles, /K/ountry, or /Pol/ynesia is on literally 24/7.
No.25176
>>25163
No but serious, when you do log in, come to 500, 7500, don't just build an estate.
No.25179
Tomorrow Night, 11 pm Eastern Standard Time, all Government Officials capable of attending, please do. Immer, Camo, Auf, myself, Tigen, Zombie, Rampant, Sarah, and Aukfear should be there. Any other people in /Pol/ynesia may or may not be able to attend, depending on their reason for wanting to.
Agenda
1. Creation of the Ministry of Agriculture and Minister thereof
2. Law Code and the nuances related to citizen's rights, procedures, and punishments for crimes
3. Any other miscellaneous reforms or other government business (shilling business, other government positions, XP production, ect)
In addition, Tigen and I want some sort of vote held on the future of Sand Island and some other Volkstadt Issues need discussing with all relevant parties. Non-government people are welcome and encouraged to participate in any discussions happening about these issues.
No.25181
>>25176
done. A random from /pol/ explained me all that shit and gave me a room in the bunkhouse. He wasn't admin so he couldn't add me to the group.
No.25182
>>25179
I have nothing to say at the meeting but I'd like to listen in if I can make it. I'm interested in participating in the next shill wave. I think I'm the last of the /b/tards, and it would be nice to see a new wave of them.
Always remember that if it weren't for the oldfags Ryden and Shady, the redditors would never have allowed us to RP Nazi Germany. 7k7k Never Forget.
No.25184
>>25182
You probably ARE the last of the /b/-tards and I really want to talk to you about that. This meeting is a general /Pol/ynesia meeting, but if you want to discuss shilling, please do, just get on mumble and get in touch with us. I'll private message our password, if immer allows it.
No.25201
>>25184
anyone can have the password. Its just to keep actual Israelis out and random BRs from coming into the channel at 2am asking to CS.GO skins.
No.25240
>>24978
>literally no one can refute that I'm always right
No.25243
>>24978
>"Logi stop being a dick to ilush he's fine now he wontdu nuttin!!!"
I forgave that little nigger to keep the peace, not because I actually liked him in any way or trusted him further than I could spit. He doxxed me and had a veritable army of friends who wouldn't hesitate to put my info on /cow/ or /baph/ or swat my house. Keep in mind, these are people who gave a 14 year old's phone number to convicted felons as punishment for banning one of them on a rival server. I couldn't risk stirring the pot. As for Tigen, I don't recall him offering sanctuary to that little fucker beyond abiding by immer's decision. I have no idea behind Immer's reasoning beyond that I was willing to give Ilusha yet another chance and wasn't opposed to him getting one. My policy has been and always will be that unless somebody TRULY wrongs you, they should always be given second chances. I've had enough people in my life and ingame turn their backs on me after one minor fuck-up, I can't turn around and do the same to the Ilusha's and Jasiel's of the server, even though they are worthless shitters.
>reichbux gone because reichbux a shit
I'll buy that one, since I opposed it from the beginning. Not that it absolved me from being blamed for its failure when shit hit the fan, but this stands out as one of the few times when me NOT raising hell was the wrong choice.
>Whiskey gets his house stolen from
I see where you're coming from, but we very clearly stated we didn't want private snitches all over the city. If you hadn't memed about it and just changed the reinforcement to polcastle we'd have left them. When we tore them up, we didn't even know they were yours. This wasn't a malicious action, though it was one with negative consequences in the end.
>jasiel spergs out
Can you specify what incident you're referring to? I mean, Jasiel deserved to get put in the ovens like he was for sure, but I don't remember Tigen telling you anything specific.
No.25245
>>25243
>He doxxed me and had a veritable army of friends who wouldn't hesitate to put my info on /cow/ or /baph/ or swat my house.
>forgiving lusha of all people
>forgiving somebody who probably still threatens you
I don't even have a reaction image for this
No.25249
>>25240
You know what? I was going to let it slide because I didn't think it was worth it. But here, you want to know why you're wrong?
Yes, things like the Reichmarks were rushed into creation without proper considerations to security measures. I don't regret it though. The money lost in the heist was made back again within a week or so, and it was a major force in actually getting me to invest Volk's treasury money into new projects as well as getting me to relinquish the last few shops that I still owned in favor of actually doing government duties. Besides, the failure of the Reichmarks was not for any of the reasons that you complained about at the time.
Yes, we have had people who have stirred shit needlessly in the past. You know what though: it's worth it. If we went about expelling every individual that we found in the least bit sketchy, we wouldn't have the majority of our core players for our nation. Everyone made mistakes either before coming here, or in those first week or two after joining: it is inevitable. By your own metrics for shit players, you yourself would have gotten axed AGES ago, and not a single person would have blinked an eye to it. The sad reality is that, by being merciful, we have had more success stories than failures; successes that far exceed the pitiful contributions that you've put into things since your untimely arrival. Investing in you has been a consistent loss on mine and the government's part. Time and time again we extend olive branches to you because we value your potential as an active player, and every time you do virtually NOTHING with it.
You're like Beamish: all criticism with no solutions. Unlike Beamish though, you lack the common sense not to be smug about it when 1 out of the 100 criticisms you blather on about leads to some manner of misgiving when ignored. Maybe you just lack the experience of being exiled to give you a bit of perspective, though I'll be happy to arrange that if you so desire.
Also, we had clear cut rules against unauthorized buildings and snitches, yet you blatantly broke both those rules almost the moment the words entered your ears. If we want to maintain the security of our cities and nation as a whole, we can't have unidentifiable snitches in unwarranted placed. At that point, they become indistinguishable from ones planted by rival nations/forces, which we must constantly remain vigilant against. If we want to prevent our cities from becoming eyesores, that means stopping memes projects from taking over half of the usable land available. A joke is a joke, but good god man, learn when it's time to give it up. Volkstadt in particular does not have a ton of land at it's disposal: careful management and regulation is important for ensuring that we best make use of what we do have.
No.25250
Oh my god are you autists responding seriously to a meme
No.25252
>>25251
No tigen just full out sperged out on me
No.25257
>claims to be always right
>proven wrong
>it was just a meme you autistic spergs.
Ah the classic i-it was just a prank bro, look there are cameras! Just a prank!
>>25240
Logiberg you are yet another player who works for himself over the group, like a deathpath or Ackalacka-lite, unwilling to help out in any way unless it benefits you directly, you act like a true kike sometimes.
>>25249
we can't have unidentifiable snitches in unwarranted places. At that point, they become indistinguishable from ones planted by rival nations/forces, which we must constantly remain vigilant against.
Can't get anymore clear cut than that, you were in the wrong.
No.25265
>>25257
>Logiberg you are yet another player who works for himself over the group, like a deathpath or Ackalacka-lite, unwilling to help out in any way unless it benefits you directly, you act like a true kike sometimes.
>donated over 1/3rd of my net worth to the good of the Reich
>have a chest in my shop literally just for buying an XP ingredient to give to the government
>have given diamond tools, armor to newfags (kip, newfags who I showed to an apartment, etc)
>straight up given stacks upon stacks of XP ingredients to the Reich
>pearled two thieves, one of which killed Tigen
>all of this done with no payment
I mean I don't actively work on projects that you/bg/etc offer me, but I feel I contribute more to the Reich than I do to my own interests. I mean I've straight up donated 200+ diamonds to you/bg/nano back when I hit that big vein, yet as of right now my assets (including shops and shop wares) total around 400-500D. So I've donated over a third of my net worth to the Reich, and that's not even including the value of the XP ingredients I've donated.
Most of what I've said here is legitimately joking/memeing. The only thing that really isn't is the Jasiel thing, which was actually bullshit because he owed me around 20D and you guys wouldn't let me act on that.
No.25267
>>25265
thats true you did donate a heap of diamonds a few months back. I had forgotten that.
I really wish you used mumble because most of us don't know what to make of your constant 'memes' and >he does it for frees.
No.25269
>>25267
The reasons I don't go on mumble a lot are
>Overlay on minecraft stopped working when I updated to 1.8.4
>Typically don't have time to play autismcraft for longer than 20 minutes at a time, usually working on something else in between breaks
Issue #2 will be fixed in a matter of days.
No.25270
>>25267
>>25269
I think that immer's point is really valid, truthfully. As far as I'm concerned, you're a quality player in a way that many others have not been. That being said, it is often difficult to tell between a meme and seriousness. I always appreciate people who stick around and help us out and for that reason I would want you to stay. I just think you should get a bit more involved with us, which you appear to wish to do.
No.25302
Hey, I noticed that Suprabuilder recently visited the Bebop (our airship) with two other players, who I assume to be other Polynesians. You guys are welcome to come check it out if you want, just please don't pillar up alongside it or break through walls to get inside in the future. I've reinforced most of the doors to akidoor and will add anyone in Chanada to the group who asks, so you don't have to break any walls to get around. Just please contact me in the future if you'd like to check it out and are having problems. Thanks!
No.25304
>>25302
supra is a polynesian who has gone on to help found the new /christian/ nation. Those were probably his citizens. Cessnadude and kardboardking i'm guessing?
>tfw the bishop supramaximus gets charged with breaking and entering an anime airship.
No.25305
>>25304
The other two were CptLemonPants and DELTA38g. I don't really mind this time, since the damages were negligible and it seemed like they were just looking around. Just wanted to make sure it doesn't happen again.
Where's the /christian/ town gonna be? I remember a few guys from /christian/ showing up near spainland while I was up there not long ago.
No.25306
>>25305
...And I used my name from a different board.
Well this is a bit awkward.
No.25307
>>25305
The town is already made, as a new protectorate of /Pol/ynesia. It's south of Volkstadt, north of Spainland.
No.25308
>>25307
Oh, they're Wulfkhain? Alright, cool. I found a few signs around Aki from the Wulfkhain Inquisitor commending our buildings.
Anyway, they're certainly welcome back in Aki. I'd just ask that anyone who wants to check out locked buildings ask me or another Akihabaran to let them in.
No.25309
In the meeting the other day someone mentioned that someone from chanada had written PvP guides. Does anybody have a link to them?
No.25310
>>25309
Check the stickied PvP thread at the top. If they aren't in there, just ask Reiko ingame or in mumble, he posts them pretty regularly. He's great with PvP.
No.25371
I have appointed THEPECHEUR13 as Director of the Railroads. He is responsible for managing the railroad project while I am offline. For reference, this job is as follows:
1. The buying of rails and production thereof for the projects we undertake
2. Managing and paying the labor involved in digging any tunnels necessary to carry out the project.
3. Any other management aspects (such as plotting the actual course of the rails) that I assign
4. An office has been provided in the Department of Infrastructure, where all funds to pay people for rails or digging will be distributed.
If any members of government object to this decision or job description, please let me know and I will rectify any issues.
No.25374
>>25371
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No.25386
>>25374
I wish the Nazis had invaded the UK and slaughtered Tibbert's ancestors. You filthy little faggot, holy shit, kill yourself Tibbert.
No.25521
This might be taking a back seat to the current habbening, but ive been struggling to get breads rolling on 4chan and 8chan, It seems the repliers r either disinterested in joining, or use unofficial clients. Do you guys have any shilling advice?
No.27030
I was thinking about a new bank building in Volkstadt. Any comments on this design, other than the eagle is a bit off center?
No.27059
>>27030
Thats because you need to make the roof shorter.
the door is 3 wide, the roof peak is 2 wide.
thats the change you need
No.27062
>>27059
yeah. otherwise it looks pretty great
No.27095
>>27030
5/5, breddy gud
The issue is that the current bank building is in too cramped of a spot for this to work. There are two possibilities I see for this: either your building is scaled down (which I wouldn't want to see, because it's real nice) or we just get rid of the old bank and have you build yours in a new spot.
No.28111
Alright /Pol/ynesians, it's time to kick some shit into high gear and get down to business. So, first up, a few news items:
1. Pecheur is going on vacation for the next two weeks. While he is on vacation, Kallak is being appointed by me as temporary head of the Railroad Division of my department. If you want to help with rails, tunnels, stations, and whatnot, go to him. Barring that, go to me as usual. The nether station is a special case, immer and I are managing that directly.
2. We are looking for a minister of production. So far, Aukfear and Aufdenstadt's names have been thrown in the ring, but neither have officially accepted such a position yet. Duties for the department would be as follows:
a. Managing the construction and maintenance of all mob grinders, bottable farms, and other resource production facilities.
b. Managing the buying of resources at public farms. Specifically, we want the buying of wood and XP ingredients managed by the federal government itself and chests set up in every non-bottable farm for this purpose.
c. Keeping track of inflow and outflow of resources towards certain tasks, in particular XP production.
d. Obtaining mob drops from animal farms.
e. Hiring people to accomplish these tasks or outright delegating authority to other people in order to get things done.
3. We are looking for a Minister of Trade, who can supply us with materials that we can't get ourselves. They must be good at getting bargains, be skilled at finding out prices, and be a good diplomat (ie, not somebody who is a blowhard like me and posts on the subreddit about the WP).
4. We should have a /pol/ynesia government meeting next Thursday before we shill to get this worked out so that newfriends can be provided with jobs building farms and helping out the country to get ready for the Emerald Cauldron recipes. And before Aufdenstadt says we only need Cocoa, we need WAY more than that and we need a number of other farms and exchange chests anyways, especially in Volkstadt.
a. Minister appointments. Vet suggestions before the meeting or right in the beginning of it. Speak now or forever hold your peace.
b. Land management and rules regarding building outside of Volkstadt in other parts of the country.
c. Adopting an official law code
d. The question of whether all people should be involved with a department. Basically, the formation of work teams of new and oldfriends who don't already have a position in government.
5. The Olympics are actually getting quite close to completion. We still need a fair amount of terraforming, some touching up of stadiums (especially the giant hulking sandstone hockey rink), and a form to invite non-Chan folk to the games. As of now, /K/, /Pol/ynesia, Tazmily, and some of the other states have officially stated they are attending, as has Xavter. We need to figure out what nations are actually coming, as well as set a date (or perhaps a few days, because >muh real life). All Chanadian states, HKE states, Chanadian allies (Abyssi, Nox, Neverwhere, Xiphias, and possibly Kolima) are automatically invited.
No.28112
>>28111
Could I get a rundown of the events?
No.28114
>>28112
I'm sort of waiting for immer, but here's what we have so far and still need to work on.
1. PvP: completed, largely. Some terraforming still needs to be done in the arena. Both 1v1, FFA, and Team Fights. This will run the gamut.
2. Spleef: not even started. Will be over the bay near the Twin Towers.
3. Parkour: same as above
4. Boxing: mostly complete, needs a little touching up of the referee box
5. Hockey: ready to play, building needs some touching up, is too bland
6. Minecart jousting: done
7. Foot race: need the course plotted (probably start in Volkstadt and tour the country through Wulfkhaine, Spainland, /K/ountry, /A/kihabara, Rockwell, Olympic Stadium)
In addition, we also need the following:
1. An Olympic Village, for people to store their shit and reset their spawns so when they get ganked in PvP they don't respawn over in Thule
2. An entrance plaza with an avenue going down to the stadium, with flags of all participating nations
3. People's shops in the Nether Factory Station
4. Nether Factory Station completion
5. Lucky Larry's WTC Wonderland, a gift shop/redpill center in the twin towers (this is pretty optional, but it would get some keks. Name subject to change)
No.28136
>>28111
>vet suggestions
For possible new ministries or for the people to appoint to them?
Which ministries are up for grabs?
No.28144
>>28111
Actually I would say we need salmon
:^)
No.28658
My idea for the Mt Augusta embassy. Opinions are welcome.
No.28660
>>28658
Alternating Blocks look ugly, just make it Stone Bricks, also the Roof looks ugly, it shouldn't be the same colour as the walls.
Quartz looks nice, windows could be spruced up, needs more stylising.
5/10
No.28662
No.28665
>>28658
>>28661
I like the alternating blocks in the first one but the roof in the second. We also cannot use a swastika on the embassy so perhaps make it an iron cross or something
No.28667
>>28665
Alternating blocks look like complete shit, especially when one of said blocks is the main building materials.
No.28669
No.28674
>>28667
>Alternating blocks look like complete shit, especially when one of said blocks is the main building materials.
I'm inclined to disagree slightly. He should add alternating blocks on the inside of the stone brick borders. The current build looks a bit monolithic without that texture variation.
Okay, in other news, the Olympics.
1. Nether factory station is completed. Big shout-out to Elwe for his fantastic work on it, as well as DarkCrow and CSN_FSB for their digging work. Currently there is a large area for shops and new incoming railroad lines. Any shops and construction in there has been put on hold due to debate about whether shops should be nether-side or overworld-side. This will be decided at the next Chan Meeting.
2. The Monorail is functional, barring stations. I need suggestions for station designs, bls contribute.
3. Spleef and Parkour are both very high on the list of priorities. I am able to do spleef (albeit not as well as others) and parkour is far beyond my abilities. We need people to help with these.
4. Touch up the boxing ring, specifically the referee's box.
5. The_Bob_Namg, the next terraforming job is the interior of the PvP arena. Ask immer for further instructions.
6. We still need an olympic village of sorts along the road from the now redone nether portal to Reich Eagles
7. Flags, banners, symbols, and other things to spruce up the otherwise gray area around the arena
No.28682
>>28665
>No swastikas.
NORMIES! FUCKING NORMIES! GET OUT! GET OUT!
RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
No.28688
>>28674
>it looks a bit monolothic
Better than big bland fucking lego bricks
You fucking donkey
No.28693
We need more redstone blocks, quartz blocks and coal blocks for the war effort in Mount Augusta!
No.28696
>>28693
Use Stairs for the Iron Cross, it makes it look much better
No.28699
>>28688
>monolith
>better than some material variance
At least I finish my builds. :^)
No.28701
>>28699
>material variance
>using the exact same blocks that you build the main structure with for some "alternating blocks" bullshit
Get out
No.28702
>>28701
>using the exact same blocks that you build the main structure with for some "alternating blocks" bullshit
I don't think you quite understood what I was saying, fam.
No.28704
>>28702
You said it looked monolithic, I said it was better for it to be monolithic than look like a fucking loaf of bread, you then claimed that the "material variance" was better than it looking monolithic.
YOU, OUT
No.28706
>>28704
>Kallak suggests a very reasonable design along the edges
>HURR, IT LOOKS BAD -Beamish, 2015
>Kallak changes it
>front of building now looks monolithic
>I suggest adding in the alternating stone brick or another material on the inside of the stone brick in Kallak's new design
>Ha, joke's on you, now it looks like legos -Beamish, 2015, about e-legos
>so a monolith is better than material variance?
>NO U
I never said your original point was bad, I was just saying that only filling in the previously brick gaps made it look monolithic, without further tweaking.
No.28707
>>28706
Well your opinion is incorrect, because adding "alternating blocks" has never made anything look better in any way literally ever
>All these faggots who have no concept of design
Why.
No.28708
>>28707
Don't make me log in to prove you wrong with a few of the builds in Volkstadt...
>mfw I am out of Gordon Ramsey reaction images
Fug.
No.28712
>>28707
r u shitposting boi?
No.29071
Remind me to not leave the borders of Polynesia if I ever try to do that again.
No.29117
Not much to remind you about you just have to realise that there's no alliances outside of pol to be trusted. Apparently cucks in what pretend to be our allies pearl first and talk later.
Even when we tried to talk to whoisme he refused to answer. Had he just asked what we were doing we would have realised that we were in the wrong place and fixed the damage we caused. But because of this idiot a honest misunderstanding turned upside down and got worse than it should have been.
I can promise that I'll stay inside pol and won't leave or ever even bother help anyone outside of pol no matter what it is.
And before cuck himself comes saying "hurr durr he didn't know us" I had a fucking pol banner on my head so he could have guessed. But hey it's just you and me Kallak who're in the wrong here.
For me I'm loyal to pol and the rest might as well not exist.
No.29122
No.29123
>>29117
> pearl first and talk later.
you were the one stealing and griefing. You have nobody to blame but yourself. When someone is causing crime in /pol/ do I type out 'excuse me good sir, who are you, where are you from and what brings you to this ebin nation?' NO! I straight up pearl the fucker - before he can run away, before he can log off.
> a honest misunderstanding
You were stealing/griefing Versailles. Another nation of Chanada. You knew where you were. Theft and grief and universal crimes. What is there to be misunderstood?
>I can promise that I'll stay inside pol
good
> won't leave or ever even bother help anyone outside of pol no matter what it is
Bitter much?
>And before cuck himself comes saying "hurr durr he didn't know us"
that's hantzu's other account. Versailles knew you were griefing and han ONLY logged on to stop you from doing so.. He knew exactly what was happening.
This is the second time in the last week or so you have been pearled for griefing. The ISIS thing I could consider a misunderstanding. Versailles are our allies and friends & that shit's unacceptable.
TLDR; talk shit, get hit. Commit the crime, do the time.
No.29129
>>29123
>ou were the one stealing and griefing.
Eh no. And if that's how you feel then fine I have no need to be back.
No.29130
>He knew exactly what was happening.
He didn't and it's been explained many times.
>TLDR; talk shit, get hit. Commit the crime, do the time.
If you don't have the balls to stand with your own that is pol then I have no interest in being part of it. I'll return once my time in the end is over hand over my stuff to Kallak and then I'm off.
>Versailles are our allies
LOL
No.29132
>>29130
Good fucking riddance
No.29133
>>29129
>>29130
>Eh no.
you were griefing and stealing. Griefing and stealing is a crime. There is nothing debatable about it.
> And if that's how you feel then fine I have no need to be back
That's not how I 'feel' its a fucking fact.
>>Versailles are our allies
they are though..
>He didn't and it's been explained many times.
Josh saw you hitting snitches, and asked han to login. Han saw the damage to the buildings and pearled you. The broken blocks were found on the donkey you brought with you. It's pretty cut and dry. Hanztu only logs in now-a-days to pvp or stop crime.
>If you don't have the balls to stand with your own that is pol
Are you seriously suggesting that /pol/ynesia citizens can go wherever they like in chanada and abroad, break and steal shit, and should get off scott free? It doesn't work that way I'm afraid.
>then I have no interest in being part of it.
See Ya! Don't let the door hit you on the way out!
No.29134
>>29117
>>29129
>>29130
M9, Yearn said you won't be held for more than 4 days, possibly even less. It's really not the end of the world, and this isn't an us against you type of thing. You were (regardless of whether you had "honest intentions" or not) griefing/stealing, the end time is there so you know that it's not okay (it's your second time in a week). You can take it completely the wrong way and think you have no allies or whatever, but realistically, if you weren't Chanadian then you'd probably be held significantly longer.
I was altbanned for 2 months, and pearled for 3 and a half for a much less severe crime! You'll survive a few days.
> I had a fucking pol banner on my head so he could have guessed.
Like I said, couldn't see it behind your massive jew nose!!
That's a joke btw, so don't flip your shit please :)
No.29135
/nlip DarkCrow Kallak owner
Kallak should now if he accepts the invitation have my stuff. It was fun as long as it lasted thanks pol.
No.29137
>>29130
are you for real lmao
No.29138
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>>29135
Wish you would just admit you were wrong and keep playing, but that's your call. See you around man.
No.29143
>>Wish you would just admit you were wrong
Well this is exactly it, I've never denied we were in the wrong. What we have said both me and Kallak is that we were not under the impression that the town was still active. And had that dickhead just answered to our messages we'd not be in this mess. He didn't and you're defending him for not doing so as well.
Here's my issue, I did enjoy pol a lot. But I want more from a game than just grind wheat or dig a railway tunnel every day of the week. So we decided to do thing which was to start a store and to stock it up. In that process, as I've explained many times already, things got mixed up and we were in the wrong place and that we have both admitted.
But I won't wait a day or four to move on and have this bump sorted out. I don't know how much clearer I can be. Since the second we learned that we were in the wrong we were more than happy to solve the issue we created. But instead of letting us do that we're to wait to do the same damn thing. That ain't happening.
So in short: Instead of dealing with it at the spot and sort it out asap we ended up having far more drama over this than was ever needed.
On top of this, I'll say it again, it would only have taken Mr. Dickhead to answer our messages when he first saw us and it would all have been cleared out there and then. But instead he decided to do the least logical thing.
Then we defend them by saying they're our allies. Well if they're our allies they should at least have asked themselves the following: "hey why are pol people here digging shit up?"
It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out that it would have been the best solution to just ask.
Someone who does what Dickhead did is not an ally, he's everything else but an ally. Someone who can't be reasonable and assume that his allies (which pol should be) would not be messing around without something being misunderstood is not an ally. He clearly doesn't trust the people he's allied with not to assume the worst thing first.
Secondly, he also could have used one of his 20384 alts and contacted anyone in pol and asked them what's going and they could have talked to us if he didn't dare speak back when spoken to.
Immer you're good and I have nothing against you but in this case I just cannot see that the way you look at it makes any sense. The way they dealt with a supposed ally is not what a real ally would do. A real ally would also have accepted our offer to fix the problem there and then and not gone on insisting on us intentionally griefing.
What comes to griefing. Had we had the intention to grief you can be rest assured we'd not done it in chanda we'd do it somewhere else and we'd taken those consequenses. The reason we didn't leave chanda was that we didn't want to mess around but shit happened and we ended up being in the wrong place.
Finally to why I've decided to quit:
1. As I said I want more than dig railroads and process crops and this latest drama just goes to show that if one doesn't firmly stay in pol there's always a shitstorm that follows. I have no interest in that. For me MC is something I do to have fun and enjoy after work etc. I enjoy the social aspect and I enjoy working on project, as I've done in pol where I've been more than happy to help as much as I can. I just know that I won't be able to just stand around in volk so it's just a matter of time before I happen to walk over some invisible border and someone gets their feelings hurt again. And that causes more headache for you as well.
2. These so-called alliances I mean they're not alliances they're just relationships out of necessity and theres no real alliance. It's become evident and that will keep on causing one issue after another and I don't have any interest in that either
I hope this makes it clear why I leave. And because I did enjoy my stay on pol I didn't want to leave in a way that leaves you guys having to remove my reinforced builds. I've therefore given it to Kallak.
I did speak with Kallak briefly and he said he might be leaving as well. But I cannot speak for him. But if he does I hope he can hand my stuff over to the next person so it doesn't cause extra work for you guys.
This response became much longer than I expected but it in a way also highlights all the stuff I don't want to deal with on my spare time.
Have fun, keep safe and good luck with pol you'll do great.
No.29144
>>29143
>1.
That's not true, recently I've been hanging out a lot in Versailles and Wulfkhaine and guess what, no problems. You and kallak have a problem with breaking shit. How about this, you leave Polynesia, don't break anything or take anything. It's that simple.
>2.
Our alliances are very real. We're in a Confederacy with these nations.
You seem to be under the impression that it was wrong of hantzu to pearl you or that it's wrong to punish you for breaking things that aren't yours when you offered to fix it. You do not get the benefit of a doubt when you're breaking other people's shit, no matter if you're chan or not. Hell, if you're stirring shit it doesn't even matter if we're both Polynesia. The other day I almost had to pearl deathpath and resin for harassing and attacking wulfkhaine new friends. No one gets special privilege unless you're one of the oldfags like Reiko :^)
No.29145
>>29144
Well you may disagree with and it's your right to do so. In the end it doesn't really matter as it will not change anything anymore. I've made my decision and I think it will serve pol well in the long run. Have fun and enjoy. I'll log in one more time in a couple of days to see that my shit has been transferred right so you guys don't have to spend a day demolishing it. But after that it's done so what is true and not true with my statement about the alliances is irrelevant at this point. I guess time will tell but I won't be around to see if I was right or wrong. If I was right I demand you build a monument of me "griefing" Versailles.
No.29146
>>29145
Dude you don't have to leave. If you were really loyal to Polynesia you would stay.
No.29147
>>29144
The whole pearling for every little thing will be the end of the server. It's already becoming more and more of a problem.
No.29148
>>29147
Just don't break/take stuff that isn't yours and you'll be fine
No.29149
[16:22:19] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] Kallak: Whoisyou?
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[16:24:09] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] Kallak: We come in peace
[16:24:15] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] WhoIsYou: ?
Literally the extent of our conversation, I did respond, you guys didn't say anything after my "?" though. Kallak walks out of the building you're in the middle of griefing, and pulls out a sword while I was wielding a potato. I walked away, went to check some other snitches in the area, then walked back to where you guys were, watched you grief a couple buildings, which eventually led to me attacking Kallak several minutes later.
[16:30:47] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] You have engaged in combat. Type /ct to check your timer.
There was absolutely no attempt on your part to explain yourselves, so cut the shit.
No.29161
>>29143
Provided that >>29149 is correct : Your argument of "Mr.Dickhead" 'didn't respond to our messages' goes straight into the trash.
No.29163
Avoid that ayyyyyylmao faggot.
No.29164
No.29170
No.29172
>>29170
Wow haha you really opened our eyes! That bastard The_Bob_Namg is currently sitting in our vault RIGHT NOW. Damn man, you did good holy shit we might even just forgive all of your crimes! Thank you man!
No.29186
>>29149
>even just forg
You consider a question mark answering? Why did you not say something else? Why did you not ask them why they were there doing what they did? You're full of shit HanTzu. Even if we'd to consider your "?" a reply of some sort you still could have asked them what they're doing. Especially when according to yourself Kallak says "we come in peace".
Would not the proper question to "we come in peace" for you have been "why are you breaking stuff?".
No.29187
No.29188
No.29189
>>29174
I've decided to stay away from this drama but I do want to say this.
At first I thought Dark and Kallak both deserved what they got. Now I don't. As Dark said HanTzu could have talked to them. His claim that "?" was him communicating with them is laughable.
I also do not understand why they were kept pearled when both said that they would repair the damages. For justice? It's not justice, It's pettiness.
This has cost us dearly. Most new friends we get don't stay active and I fear that it will take a very long time before we get two that are as active and helpful. I say two as I'm afraid we might have lost them both. I also think they're both still pearled after two days.
Dark had a point when he said that an ally doesn't pearl an ally without trying to sort things out. It's been done before but it doesn't make it right. An ally should at least release them when they offered to repair the damage they caused.
I don't want to be dragged any deeper into this mess but I felt that I wanted to make my voice heard. I regret that it had to be this public but I wanted to stay anonymous as we've had enough drama.
Please release them. There might still be a chance they've both cooled down and want to return. We need them both. If they find themselves still in the end it will for sure be the last we see of them.
No.29192
>>29189
>I also do not understand why they were kept pearled when both said that they would repair the damages. For justice? It's not justice, It's pettiness.
This was their second crime in one week. On top of that it was griefing which is pretty fucking shitty, if you think that doesn't deserve a small end time sentence you're retarded.
>This has cost us dearly. Most new friends we get don't stay active and I fear that it will take a very long time before we get two that are as active and helpful. I say two as I'm afraid we might have lost them both. I also think they're both still pearled after two days.
Oh no! Two griefing assholes might have quit! What a big loss ):
What did they honestly have that made them soo special?
>Dark had a point when he said that an ally doesn't pearl an ally without trying to sort things out. It's been done before but it doesn't make it right. An ally should at least release them when they offered to repair the damage they caused.
He wasn't being much of an ally by griefing and stealing Yearn's stuff. If it was just stealing I wouldn't care as much.
>Please release them. There might still be a chance they've both cooled down and want to return. We need them both. If they find themselves still in the end it will for sure be the last we see of them.
Losing players is obviously a bad thing but these guys were kinda shitters.
Yearn honestly let them off pretty easy. If they want to be bitches and quit over such a little thing let them.
No.29197
>>29189
Didn't they both grief/raid some people in Mt Augusta just days earlier?
Now they're acting like complete fucking children whining and complaining about the consequences of their actions.
What valuable newfriends they must be.
Honestly, just let them quit and everybody will be better off.
No.29199
>>29186
>>29189
The two of you would have made fantastic citizens of Intis! It's not my responsibility to inquire as to why they're griefing. It's theirs to just not do it to begin with. I was asked to pearl them so I did, get over it.
>b-but the griefers are my friends so you're wrong!!
No.29200
>>29189
>I also do not understand why they were kept pearled when both said that they would repair the damages. For justice? It's not justice, It's pettiness.
DarkCrow and Kallak are both being held for both griefing and stealing. Whether or not the intention was bad or good, it goes without saying that the behavior they exhibited is universally considered a crime in MC.
When you say pettiness, you don't take into consideration that this is a repeat offense. They literally griefed/raided GTA days earlier.
>This has cost us dearly. Most new friends we get don't stay active and I fear that it will take a very long time before we get two that are as active and helpful. I say two as I'm afraid we might have lost them both. I also think they're both still pearled after two days.
Look, I get it, two members of your community are pearled. That excuses nothing. Kallak isn't a new friend so he knew better, and DarkCrow already got in trouble once before so he knew better, too. Had this been a case where they had both been brand new and didn't know any better and there was no room for doubt about that? Obviously I would sentence them differently.
I explicitly told DarkCrow he would not be pearled longer than four days. It is day three, the day I intended on unpearling him. I stick to my word, and you may consider him unpearled after reading this. Kallak is being held two days longer. He is more than welcome to contact me and negotiate his terms.
>Dark had a point when he said that an ally doesn't pearl an ally without trying to sort things out. It's been done before but it doesn't make it right. An ally should at least release them when they offered to repair the damage they caused.
DarkCrow, as you all insist on saying is a newfriend and should be treated as a newfriend, is not going to be a familiar face to anybody who doesn't play in pol area. The only thing anybody knew was that he had just griefed GTA. Honestly, I see your point. But weighing the options, it's still better to pearl first and ask questions after. And if you morally dont agree with that, logistically it's for the best to ensure the offender doesn't log out after combat tag or run away.
>I don't want to be dragged any deeper into this mess but I felt that I wanted to make my voice heard. I regret that it had to be this public but I wanted to stay anonymous as we've had enough drama.
It's important to speak when what you say has actual contribution to the issue at hand. That being said, I would have had a much harsher sentencing had I not spoken to members of Pol. Not only that, I would like to point out that I was the one to reach out to DarkCrow about his crimes, and the first question I asked was to give his side of the story.
>Please release them. There might still be a chance they've both cooled down and want to return. We need them both. If they find themselves still in the end it will for sure be the last we see of them.
DarkCrow is released. Kallak may message me about his remaining two days.
No.29201
>>29192
Fuck off. DarkCrow and Kallak have contributed more to /Pol/ynesia in the past three weeks than HanTzu has to us in his entire time here. They were a dynamic duo and all they did was bust some chests in an admittedly abandoned city. I'm sick and tired of this type of stuff.
When JohnMike pearled PedoBearUltima in our territory, we were on the verge of utterly annihilating Bryn. This, despite the fact that PedoBear contributed essentially nothing to us other than support Deathpath in his hole digging. The fact is, allies look out for allies. DarkCrow was a newfriend who really didn't know any better in this case. Punishing him for not knowing these invisible lines is a load of crap.
While I don't condone what they did (because I'm sure my post will be misconstrued as such), HanTzu, you disappoint me. We were supposed to be better than redditors, something different. But you have become just like the other power players before you and pearl people for fun to help your other butt buddies and don't care if new players quit. People make mistakes, shit happens. DarkCrow made a VERY good point when he said that nobody ever told them where the line actually was and what was fair game and what wasn't. /V/ersailles is abandoned and they made a judgement call. The wrong one, yes, but then again, nobody told them not to and common sense to a newfriend is that abandoned means free shit. Was it the wrong decision? Yes. But there was nothing telling them not to explicitly. And now, they are pearled at your mercy, without having violated any written rules or explicitly enumerated things. If I were in his place, I probably would have quit too, frankly, and I'm not a very flaky person. As for Kallak, he is my friend and fellow /Pol/ynesian and I will defend him as such.
New players are our lifeblood. But HanTzu and several other of the older players have proven again and again that they will sacrifice newfriends at the altar of power in order to retain a deathgrip on the political system of Chanada (The Tazmily crowd rallying to the defense of statements like "We should pearl all of /k/" is another example.)
Many newfriends have fucked up and many have quit, but the ones that do quit do so because there are a million little taboos and secret meetings that decide punishments, pearlings, and 'justice'. Justice in Chanada is certainly not blind and it's hardly transparent. Punishment is metted out through mumble conversations and other private means. And people are given the authority to be judge, jury, and executioner of dead towns simply through personal connections. I'm sick of it and something has got to change, because if DarkCrow and Kallak leave, /Pol/ will have lost two very valuable contributors and core players. If you want to pearl people for crimes, write up a law code, draw some boundaries, define what is allowed in a town that is officially abandoned on paper. Start by drawing a line in the sand and telling newfriends not to cross it, instead of 'pearl first, ask questions later' when a newfriend breaks an invisible, unspoken, and not entirely followed taboo.
No.29202
>>29201
What's that, you wrote a computer program, made a little website, you uploaded your comment to civchan? Well, let me take this opportunity to congratulate you, the monkey learned a trick. Look at you, sharing your opinion. You're already spewing your vile filth all over the computer, huh? Congratulations! You must have an IQ in the double digits! Here's a little piece of advice. The next time you're gonna unload your jealousies and inadequacies online, here's a little piece of advice. Here's a little piece of advice, slick. Next time you're gonna go on the computer (mommy and daddy bought you a new computer!), you're going to unload your jealousy and inadequacies on somebody else, on a stranger? Just make sure you don't pick Reiko Geno, the son of the Papa Geno Pizza empire. I've bought people like you. I've destroyed people like you. It's nothing for me to call up my father, and have every pizza jockey in the nation have a photo of you, right above their oven. Thinking about you, my personal army of pizza makers. They'll put sauce on you. They'll lay you out. Swing you around in the air just like in the old movies. Then they'll destroy you. Piece by piece. Piece by delicious piece. Cheesy piece by cheesy crusty piece. They'll destroy you. That's option one. Option two is you can apologize to me. Just say you're sorry. Takes a big man to apologize, don't it? Humble yourself before a god, a pizza god? Anyway. That's about it. Go fuck yourself.
No.29203
>>29202
u totes btfo bg btw tbh heh
No.29205
>>29201
oops, quoting: >>29204
No.29206
>>29201
Holy shit bg do you even think while you are typing this shit
>abandoned city
Clearly not if a number of people still play, claim it, and defend it
>Bryn
How is this even comparable, DarkCrow and Kallak were pearled in Versailles, not in pol
>hurr they weren't told explicitly that griefing is bad
It's a universal crime and if they didn't know that before certainly they did after the GTA incident
I asked HanTzu to pearl them after he confirmed and had evidence that they were griefing. Yearn, who was the most significantly affected, gave them both VERY light punishments. Frankly, the fact that they might quit over this should not and does not have even a slight impact on their sentencing.
No.29207
>>29201
>Fuck off. DarkCrow and Kallak have contributed more to /Pol/ynesia in the past three weeks than HanTzu has to us in his entire time here
Almost like I'm not from Pol! I don't give a fuck if they contribute to Pol, that doesn't give them the right to fuck of Versailles you fucking dipshit.
>While I don't condone what they did (because I'm sure my post will be misconstrued as such), HanTzu, you disappoint me. We were supposed to be better than redditors, something different. But you have become just like the other power players before you and pearl people for fun to help your other butt buddies and don't care if new players quit.
I like how I'm getting the blame for shit, I pearled them but I'm not the once who sentenced them. They were caught griefing, the pearling was legitimate by all means, 100%. I don't see how that's "pearling for fun", but as I said two the other two, feel free to go revive Intis, you'd fit right in.
I actually care a lot if new players quit, that's why I've always been extremely lenient with them in the past. But this was not up to me in the slightest, in fact if you actually clicked the screenshots i linked you'd see that I fully expected them to be released ASAP. I suppose it's asking too much to expect you to actually educate yourself on a situation before whining about it though.
Regardless, being a newfriend doesn't excuse the level of grief they committed. It's not like they forgot to replant a farm. Three days is not a long time, if that's enough to make him quit then it's a personal problem.
>DarkCrow made a VERY good point when he said that nobody ever told them where the line actually was and what was fair game and what wasn't.
Now they'll learn their lesson? You're acting like a few days is a big deal, if they can't wait around then they're whiny little bitches.
> /V/ersailles is abandoned and they made a judgement call.
No it is not. Clearly I was logged out there, I still live there.
>And now, they are pearled at your mercy
Again, they're not at "my mercy", their sentencing has absolutely nothing to do with me, but keep blaming me if you want to look like a dumbass.
>But HanTzu and several other of the older players have proven again and again that they will sacrifice newfriends at the altar of power in order to retain a deathgrip on the political system of Chanada
Literally nothing you said applies to me. Talking out of your ass as per usual.
>We should pearl all of /k/
I've never said such a thing, I don't even know what all the fuss about /k/ is and have told people to just leave them alone.
>and executioner of dead towns simply through personal connections
Again, not dead.
> If you want to pearl people for crimes, write up a law code, draw some boundaries, define what is allowed in a town
Or they can just not go to other towns if they don't know that griefing is unacceptable everywhere?
>Start by drawing a line in the sand and telling newfriends not to cross it, instead of 'pearl first, ask questions later' when a newfriend breaks an invisible, unspoken, and not entirely followed taboo.
They're repeat offenders, they already know better. I'm not going to sit there and be all like "exucse me gentlemen but why are you tearing down that building" so that they can run off or log out. I made sure they were griefing, and checked with Josh every step of the way.
tl;dr: mad
No.29208
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No.29209
>>29207
rip muh spelling and grammar, oh well
No.29210
>>29201
In the future, please refrain from something I like to call 'bg posting'.
Before you are about to post proof read it and think "Is this something bg would post?" if yes, do not post.
This is the only 100% effective way to stop 'bg posting'.
No.29211
>>29201
>>29201
What's that, you wrote a computer program, made a little website, you uploaded your comment to civchan? Well, let me take this opportunity to congratulate you, the monkey learned a trick. Look at you, sharing your opinion. You're already spewing your vile filth all over the computer, huh? Congratulations! You must have an IQ in the double digits! Here's a little piece of advice. The next time you're gonna unload your jealousies and inadequacies online, here's a little piece of advice. Here's a little piece of advice, slick. Next time you're gonna go on the computer (mommy and daddy bought you a new computer!), you're going to unload your jealousy and inadequacies on somebody else, on a stranger? Just make sure you don't pick Reiko Geno, the son of the Papa Geno Pizza empire. I've bought people like you. I've destroyed people like you. It's nothing for me to call up my father, and have every pizza jockey in the nation have a photo of you, right above their oven. Thinking about you, my personal army of pizza makers. They'll put sauce on you. They'll lay you out. Swing you around in the air just like in the old movies. Then they'll destroy you. Piece by piece. Piece by delicious piece. Cheesy piece by cheesy crusty piece. They'll destroy you. That's option one. Option two is you can apologize to me. Just say you're sorry. Takes a big man to apologize, don't it? Humble yourself before a god, a pizza god? Anyway. That's about it. Go fuck yourself.
No.29213
 | Rolled 396, 348, 414, 258, 54, 1, 165, 224, 131, 215, 102, 301, 260, 91, 247, 207, 130, 91, 369, 388, 158, 325, 194, 23, 186, 40, 63, 7, 85, 198, 8, 61, 125, 1, 318, 178, 2, 63, 401, 132, 277, 82, 12, 117, 173, 259, 323, 303, 349, 271, 270, 86, 175, 44, 109, 361, 83, 171, 368, 168, 368, 375, 229, 73, 376, 127, 250, 377, 189 + 88 = 13413 (69d420) |
>>29201
What's that, you wrote a computer program, made a little website, you uploaded your comment to Civ? Well, let me take this opportunity to congratulate you, the monkey learned a trick. Look at you, sharing your opinion. You're already spewing your vile filth all over the computer, huh? Congratulations! You must have an IQ in the double digits! Here's a little piece of advice. The next time you're gonna unload your jealousies and inadequacies online, here's a little piece of advice. Here's a little piece of advice, slick. Next time you're gonna go on the computer (mommy and daddy bought you a new computer!), you're going to unload your jealousy and inadequacies on somebody else, on a stranger? Just make sure you don't pick Reiko Geno, the son of the Papa Geno Pizza empire. I've bought people like you. I've destroyed people like you. It's nothing for me to call up my father, and have every pizza jockey in the nation have a photo of you, right above their oven. Thinking about you, my personal army of pizza makers. They'll put sauce on you. They'll lay you out. Swing you around in the air just like in the old movies. Then they'll destroy you. Piece by piece. Piece by delicious piece. Cheesy piece by cheesy crusty piece. They'll destroy you. That's option one. Option two is you can apologize to me. Just say you're sorry. Takes a big man to apologize, don't it? Humble yourself before a god, a pizza god? Anyway. That's about it. Go fuck yourself.
No.29214
 | Rolled 155, 128, 137, 258, 73, 98, 278, 299, 126, 17, 294, 100, 125, 197, 87, 15, 83, 57, 42, 19, 88, 12, 123, 179, 114, 65, 263, 259, 231, 280, 263, 82, 103, 95, 35, 176, 192, 8, 170, 13, 24, 160, 113, 149, 52, 200, 164, 135, 257, 206, 153, 40, 218, 275, 219, 28, 35, 177, 286, 265, 152, 245, 43, 255, 36, 77, 127, 228, 85, 297, 241, 109, 152, 49, 257, 204, 249, 117, 34, 201, 18, 187, 241, 236, 157, 155, 263, 192, 28, 245, 153, 180, 185, 195, 131, 221, 271, 257, 144, 51, 249, 80, 159, 97, 129, 112, 300, 73, 229, 30, 273, 246, 217, 209, 178, 69, 60, 136, 261, 88, 76, 109, 267, 261, 303, 94, 177, 269, 46, 17, 16, 295, 97, 175, 87, 225, 287, 83, 298, 211, 113, 267, 153, 25, 172, 26, 94, 231, 162, 50, 15, 237, 158, 282, 194, 156, 71, 67, 121, 117, 84, 137, 107, 180, 7, 194, 101, 294, 276, 94, 200, 84, 56, 48, 108, 227, 74, 201, 154, 235, 251, 168, 168, 104, 145, 58, 259, 216, 124, 76, 28, 207, 212, 134, 83, 219, 23, 183, 208, 299 + 314 = 30802 (200d304) |
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No.29215
 | Rolled 17, 194, 86, 40, 25, 26, 331, 88, 94, 215, 53, 18, 328, 392, 60, 168, 418, 352, 266, 137, 233, 205, 211, 324, 364, 184, 295, 164, 196, 244, 25, 212, 17, 110, 252, 41, 135, 163, 128, 229, 377, 181, 247, 284, 152, 307, 32, 150, 239, 297, 287, 52, 82, 77, 376, 26, 260, 250, 189, 36, 73, 213, 248, 89, 322, 80, 130, 37, 242 + 666 = 13041 (69d420) |
>>29201
What's that, you wrote a computer program, made a little website, you uploaded your comment to civchan? Well, let me take this opportunity to congratulate you, the monkey learned a trick. Look at you, sharing your opinion. You're already spewing your vile filth all over the computer, huh? Congratulations! You must have an IQ in the double digits! Here's a little piece of advice. The next time you're gonna unload your jealousies and inadequacies online, here's a little piece of advice. Here's a little piece of advice, slick. Next time you're gonna go on the computer (mommy and daddy bought you a new computer!), you're going to unload your jealousy and inadequacies on somebody else, on a stranger? Just make sure you don't pick Reiko Geno, the son of the Papa Geno Pizza empire. I've bought people like you. I've destroyed people like you. It's nothing for me to call up my father, and have every pizza jockey in the nation have a photo of you, right above their oven. Thinking about you, my personal army of pizza makers. They'll put sauce on you. They'll lay you out. Swing you around in the air just like in the old movies. Then they'll destroy you. Piece by piece. Piece by delicious piece. Cheesy piece by cheesy crusty piece. They'll destroy you. That's option one. Option two is you can apologize to me. Just say you're sorry. Takes a big man to apologize, don't it? Humble yourself before a god, a pizza god? Anyway. That's about it. Go fuck yourself.
No.29216
I've gotta wonder why I'm even responding to bg. I knew better.
No.29218
No.29219
>>29216
I am not the government of /pol/. Obvious immer and camo deal with pearlings, not me. I have absolutely no ability to actually affect the outcome of a pearling.
No.29232
>>29201
pearl bgbba for tearing down the volk castle!!1!
nah but really shut the hell up dude
No.29249
Alright, it's time to keep my little section of /pol/ organized.
1. Due to Kallak's pearling and possible quitting, he is temporarily removed from his position as temporary Director of Railroads. If he is not quitting and is unpearled, he will be reinstated until the return of Pecheur from vacation sometime next week.
2. Bob_Namg, I would like you to terraform the area next to the Reich eagles in the east of Volkstadt. There is a dirt cliff and other such garbage. Please make it look pretty. I'll be around to give access to dirt if you need it.
I might not be as active in the coming weeks, as school approaches and I see friends more than before. I also need time to think about a few things about my real life and I can't do that while arguing autistically over a block game. Please understand that I'm not quitting, but I'll be less active. In the meantime, I'm appointing Aukfear as my Director of Olympics. Any decisions regarding the Olympic Monorail or other tasks there are to go through him and him alone, and any decisions he makes I will abide by within reason. Immer, if you disagree with this decision, feel free to put a stop to it, I won't get annoyed.
No.29261
Oh I see... so now HanTzu sees the relevance of giving a warning. He also understands that not everyone looks at coordinates etc. He also says it's common courtesy to give a warning
HanTzu you're a two faced sack of shit.
No.29263
>>29261
You shouldn't need a warning to not steal shit
No.29264
>>29261
That post is about a guy claiming an unmarked area of land and pearling anyone who trespasses. A warning in that case is appropriate, since otherwise they'll have no idea they're trespassing. You don't need to be warned that raiding a town is a crime, it's common sense.
No.29265
>>29261
trespassing != griefing
No.29268
>>29261
https://www.reddit.com/r/Civcraft/comments/3fff5k/420420_and_a_radius_of_30_is_privately_owned/
(the topic where the comment was posted)
This topic discusses trespassing, we're discussing griefing and stealing. If you don't want to look like an idiot in the future, maybe read the post you're taking a comment out of context from?
And regardless, you shouldn't need a warning to not steal or grief shit.
Furthermore, you all are more than welcome to keep discussing this issue but know that there will be no changes to my decisions unless Kallak directly messages me. Also, HanTzu has very little to do with any of this as he was asked to pearl the two by Josh's request. Leave him out of this.
No.29271
>>29249
>1.
I've said four million times on mumble, here, and in game that Kallak is being released tomorrow. I've been so clear about this, I don't know how this is still even up for speculation.
BG, love you pal, but if you're going to complain about "arguing autistically over a block game" my recommendation to you is to quit shit stirring topics like this :) <3 xoxo You do you and good luck in your personal life, I hope things work out for you and your lack of presence will be felt.
No.29278
>>29271
I'm not complaining about >muh pearling at all, Yearn.
I'm saying that Kallak threatened to quit over this issue and that if he does, he'll be replaced quickly enough within my department. I didn't intend to stir politics.
No.29493
>>29268
You're not discussing shit. Stop defending him he's a fucking moron who caused more harm than good.
And why are you still keeping Kallak locked up? He's been there for days now and if you truly value the alliance you should be able to move on. Maybe I should pearl you and let you sit there until you release Kallak. Using some great logic like you do.
No.29494
>>29278
You can replace Kallak at the department but you will with very high certainty not find an equally active replacement for him in pol.
No.29534
>>29493
Kallak has been released for over a day.
No.29543
>>29493
>You're not discussing shit. Stop defending him he's a fucking moron who caused more harm than good.
Cool! Good to know!
No.29585
>>29543
Well most of us had figured it out before it was stated here out loud.
No.29613
>>29585
But that's totally irrelevant here. The only thing relevant is what he did in this situation, which is pearl you at Josh's request after asking you what you were doing and getting no substantive explanation. If you have a problem with his actions you have a problem with Josh, not Han.
No.29615
>>29585
Could you stop being a retard please?
You griefed versailles, a town that reeks of chan influence, if I remember correctly it has an EB Games building, the >shescraper, roads leading from it to other chan towns, ebin memes on signs everywhere and is basically right next to viridian. This is pretty much the most stupid newfriend griefing ever, back when I joined I atleast looked at txapu.com to make sure I'm raiding reddit, not chan settlements.
Also, who cares if you thought it was inactive, what would give 2 newfriends the right to take all the resources there. Its nigger tier behaviour, "oh I guess we don't need Ferguson anymore, lets plunder everything and steal every valuable we can get".
And after that, you cry because you're vaulted for 4 days? They were generous to you, you don't even have to pay reps. Do that in reddit territory and you sit some weeks and pay an astronomic amount of reps because some plebbitor wants to stroke his e-lego dick by extorting newfriends.
If you think thats such a terrible terrible punishment, ask Catpeter how long he was in reddit prison simply for showing a religious symbol to some fag. Protip: longer than you.
No.29627
>>29615
*whack* *whack* *whack*
Gee, Reiko, what're you doing over here?
Oh nothing, just beating a dead horse.
*whack* *whack*
No.29644
>>29627
I always use a name Bg.