>>25707
For the past few weeks, I've watched Beamish whine and shitpost on the /civ/ constantly. Every day, I have come on and seen the latest Beamish rant or other garbage spewn across the front page. Today, I decided to check on our good ol' dead rival /reddit/ and what did I find? Beamish, crowing about how he was always right and how he dindu nuffin and how great he was as "District Attorney". For God's sake, I'm sick of it! We've put up with it long enough.
Beamish will blather on about how all he wants is some shitty little island somewhere, but you know the truth? He doesn't really. He doesn't have to 'buy' anything since most land is free and people would fucking PAY to be rid of him. He doesn't actually do anything ingame ever, so he doesn't need money for factories. No, the truth about Beamish is that he is the worst sort of hanger-on. He could have just up and walked away from Chanada and reddit and Channers altogether at literally any point in the past, claiming an island for him and handsome man to suck each other off on, but NO, that wasn't enough for him. He just couldn't help himself and instead stuck around here to piss us of.
I cannot express how much I fucking hate you, Beamish. It's reached an abstract sort of hatred, the kind you feel for concepts or ideas. You have no regard for common decency, you shout other people down, your ideas are trash, your contributions nil at best, your opinions loudly spouted but yet entirely worthless, and you are an admitted flaming faggot. Just fucking leave, for christ sake, before I fly over to merry old England and tie you up for Jamal and Muhammed to ram up the ass.