SNEAK PEAK AT BOOK BEMISH GETS BLOWN

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SNEAK PEAK AT BOOK BEMISH GETS BLOWN ChrisChrispie 06/23/15 (Tue) 23:40:13 No.25875

Seak peak at Bemish Gets Blown. A epic new book coming to Chanada

BEMISH GETS BLOWN

CHAPTER 1-GAY LAD PARTY

It was another shitty day in Chanada as bemish rolled out of his elego bed and into the streets of Clacton. The other lads were all up and drinking beer, listening to britpop and talking about boobs but bemish wanted no part of it.

Bemish secretly resented the lad Culture and saw it as going against his "little" secret-bemish enjoyed sucking dong. If the other clactonites found out about this they were sure to send him off to Kovios dungeon, so bemish silently his is flaming homosexuality.

Bemish however was frequently struck by urges and one day, tired of masterbating to the thought of reikos asscheaks he decided to make his move on the biggest shlonged man in Chanada......

Tibbert 06/24/15 (Wed) 01:16:11 No.25876

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Oldfriend. 06/24/15 (Wed) 04:40:52 No.25878

Yawn.

Beamish 06/24/15 (Wed) 05:03:54 No.25879

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Chris you don't know what the fuck you're playing at son, your bitch ass gon get roasted so hard people are gonna know why you called "Chrispie"

Anonymous 06/24/15 (Wed) 05:40:34 No.25881

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>>25879

>jan pawel ii using profanity

Beamish 06/24/15 (Wed) 05:46:09 No.25882

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>>25881

Camokool !!H/Sgz.eh9g 06/24/15 (Wed) 07:00:03 No.25883

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Fixed.

It was another Sunday afternoon at approx 3 bongs in Chanada as the young and brave bemish arises out of his pleasant 3-in-the-mornin-rester and into the streets of north Clacton. Beamish was invited by the lads to attend the pub for a pint whilst enjoying their Sunday roast, He thought it would be a grand idea as they usually play pink floyd and the smiths as the lads discussed female ”Milk tarts and dang-dang-poopy-flaps ” vigorously.

After the fine dine at the pub, beamish slipped away to go to his "little" hideaway. Bemish enjoyed bitty. He knew, that, If the other clactonites found out about this they probably wouldn't give a shit.

Bemish however was frequently struck by urges and one day, tired of masterbating to the thought of reikos dang-dang-poopy-flaps (True story) he decided to make his move on the biggest rolly-tolly-hard'n'dolly man in Chanada

Beamish 06/24/15 (Wed) 07:05:35 No.25884

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