No.26298
Despite being a nat-soc fascist society; freedom of religion is allowed in /pol/ynesia - so long as it does not conflict with the direct interests of the state.
this of course excludes Judaism, as the 'Juden Mandate' passed by nanotech1 is still in effect, and Judaism is inherently the anti-nationalist, anti-state religious ideology
We have both catpeterists and Christians living in our great nation and until the griefing of Catestine, we have lived side by side peacefully.
On the one hand, I see Catpeter as the true chanadian's religion, a volkish pagan practice (despite drawing rhetoric from islam) that the giants of chanada; it's founders practice. It cannot be denied that catpeter suffered for our sins in clone's vault, simply for meeming too hard - a crime all of us have been guilty of at one time or another. Catpeter is without a doubt a true chanadian martyr.
On the other hand I see great value in promoting a real life religion; christianity/orthodoxy; an anti-degenerate ideology over a religion who's avatar is, essentially; a cat's penis.
Ironically the church that catpeter bombed, was formally referred to at the Chanadian Orthodox Church of St. Catpeter, before suprabuilder changed the name. If you look at the church's history - from both sides of the schism - you will find rumors of pagan figures who were canonized for having certain pious qualities; St. Martin of the Fields, St Nicholas and even a saint based off a Christianized version of the Buddha; Josaphat (downgraded at vatican II)
I would ask that we call a religious conference to settle this dispute. Now is not the time for crusades, pearlings, and banning of relgions whilly-nilly. As seen in the last few days it only causes escalation.
Get bishop Supramaxius and Catpeter face to face not talking through proxy by dave to discuss the issue at hand.
I would like to remind wulfkhaine and all good chanadian christians; If you choose to fight catpeter with the sword; you will certainly fail. Only with temperance, piety and patience will you find victory.
Anyone is welcome to comment on this thread so long as they are relevant to chanada and have something productive to say.
THIS MEANS THAT: BEAMISH YOUR COMMENTS ARE NOT WELCOME GO POST FARGAGE, COLGATE GUY, MORAL MAN, FAT GUY EATING SALAD, KIM JUNG UN, OR BRITISH GUY ON ZIPLINE HOLDING FLAG IN ANOTHER THREAD. YOU ARE NOT REMOTELY CLOSE TO BEING RELEVANT, YOU ARE NOT FUNNY, YOU ARE A FAGGOT AND THUS YOU HAVE NO PLACE TO COMMENT ON RELIGION.
No.26299
>>26298
>mfw I miss so much
Please wait for me? I'm also in charge of wulfkaine and I don't want catpeter and Dave double teaming supra.
Pic unrelated, took it in Northern Ireland
No.26300
>>26298
I have no say for either territory really, just an average citizen and new friend. I would very much appreciate it if we didn't go full Palestine and instead call this a temporary ceasefire. No reason to be hostile and destroy land while this is being resolved.
No.26303
>>26298
I'll start with some opening remarks. Simply put, Chanada must choose between the Lord Jesus Christ and a cat dick.
It's really pretty simple. "Catpeterists" are in it only for memes, but even that falls short of being substancial because we all know that catpeterism is fucking dead as a meme. It's just forced now, and it's stopped being funny since the last catpeter march when "Catestine" was made, but even then it was running out of steam.
Now, let's look at Catestine: it's a shitshack. It was lucky to say the least that supra and Wulhfkaine decided to spruce the place up and actually give it a purpose again as a real pilgrimage site instead of a relic of a bygone meme. No one lives there, its only purpose was to stir shit and now we're doing that again, but with an actual purpose and long-term commitment that Catperism (and therefore Catpeterists) lack completely.
Choosing Christianity can legitimately improve people's lives both in and out of autism blocks. It is a real option, asides from short bursts I see no show of faith on behalf of Catpeterists and I don't think that it will do anything for us as a nation as we go onward.
Don't get me wrong, I love the whole saga of catpeter. He can still be around as a cultural and historical icon really integral to Chanadian history, but the meme is dead. Let the meme die, but the story of Catpeter live on, but certainly not as a religion.
No.26306
>>26303
Shit, I forgot to say that I'll be able to talk to people about the Lord Jesus Christ and I won't turn anyone away if they want to have a conversation.
No.26307
>>26298
I was told this would be a no bullying thread
>>26303
Pretty much correct
No.26310
>>26306
good input
>>26308
0 input as usual.
why haven't you died of aids yet?
No.26311
>>26310
I secretly love bullying
No.26313
>>26298
>not praising the Sun
Pathetic
No.26318
Can i be in the talks also, the last thing 8 need is another civil war
No.26323
>>26303
Nano thank you. Somehow despite being GONE for 2 weeks you sum everything up and bring 100% to this crisis
pls come back im dying
Immer you have brought new opinions and both sides with excellence that have made me consider new possibilities.
Even though I try my best to stay loyal to my religion, I respect Catpeter's legacy and have Chanada's well being in my top priorities. What has happened here is extremely unfortunate and honestly a mistake on Wulfkhaine's part.
We have not even directly opposed catpeterism until this all happened. Honestly, after I settled my anger, grief, and other emotions, I logically decided on turning away my focus from Catpeterism and have decided not to oppose it in any way.
I think it would be in everyone's best interests if both of us just focused on other things.
Wulfkhaine deals with Muslims Jews and Pagans outside of Chanada, continuing our mission to spread the Word.
Catpeterists continue to worship a cat dick in Chanada until the meme dissolves (sorry)
What Chanada needs is unity. I could sacrifice my pride and focus on other heresies until this blows over.
No.26324
No.26326
>>26318
The meeting would be between the leaders of the Chanadian Holy See (nano + supra) and Catpeter +possibly one of the anointed tongs (dave, givemechild)
Spainland's citizens can be counted on one hand, yet the only actual names to materialize are savvy's. It seems to me like 'CLA' is only bait which you bit hook line and sinker. It's probably a KIDF shitpost tbh.
If the 'CLA' is indeed real, then you have nobody to blame but yourself.
No.26328
>>26303
>the last catpeter march when "Catestine" was made
It wasn't the last; there was at least one more, the march in MTA. I can agree that Catpeter is pretty played out, and has become increasingly irrelevant with the Catestine march being the last significant event. I'm disappointed though that you're doing the same as other people in trying to justify Wulfkhaine tearing down the city. Of course it was a shitshack, but its significance wasn't in its architectural value, it was in its historical value, especially to those of us that were there and served end time for our parts in it. The "decided to spruce the place up" line that people are repeating is complete bullshit. You don't have to care about the city or anything but don't try and defend tearing it down.
Sorry if that comes off as aggressive; I agree with you on everything else, I've just been a bit annoyed by the people defending the initial griefing. Anyway, Supra's acknowledged that as a mistake multiple times, and I'm satisfied with that so I'll just support his proposal below for Wulfkhaine to just ignore Catpeter and let it die down on its own.
No.26332
>>26326
True, I think it's some catpeterists alts but that's about it, I will be lifting a ban later on the religion. If need be.
No.26333
>>26332
Fug forgot to name fag
No.26334
to truly find our roots we must break the shackles of foreign religion and embrace the people's faith, catpeterism
take the voelkisch pill, nationalist paganism is the true way to pure enlightenment
No.26343
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I had a talk with supra, this is not a matter of "one or the other". This is a matter of respecting the traditional religion chanada (that being catpeterist).
I for one have no problem with Christianity and its beliefs. As johhanas/delta said when I was in the mumble earlier. That we have a situation of Europe and Islam coexisting within. But then agian, I thought about this. catpeterism being islam
But, its really like catpeterism was there before Christianity.
So like we discussed in mumble, if you threaten catpeter ill just walk in and pearl you.
You know, followers of catpeter will not provoke others unless they are provoked themselves.
No.26345
>>26343
My English today is cucking my shit up
No.26362
I don't know which is more pathetic: the people pearling others because they dared to slight their autistic prophet who posted a cat dick to people, or the Christians who are bringing their religion into the game. For pete's sake, this is brony-tier autism here. If innocent newfriends quit because of this, I'll be pretty pissed, you hear me? Stop this gay horseshit before it becomes a problem, what with Spainland (big shocker here) on the verge of civil war again.
No.26363
>>26362
>pissed if new friends leave
>spainland on verge of civil war
>you people are autistic
Mfw you are being serious
No.26368
>>26362
>God stops being a part of you're life when you're playing a game
:^)
No.26369
To fight over religions when we face the very real threat of external influence is foolhardy. Our divisions will end us.
That being said, Catpeter is not some abstract concept. He is literally our God incarnate, who came to free all Chanadians from the grip of the Oppressor and his Minions. I will remain a Catpeterist, but will never advocate open conflict against anyone but leddit scum.
No.26379
>If catpeter was to make a march on Spainland right now, I'd gladly join him. - Polynesia's second-in-command
No.26381
>>26343
At this point I can't even tell if it's a meme or not. I'll respond as if you're serious.
>That we have a situation of Europe and Islam coexisting within. But then agian, I thought about this. catpeterism being islam
>But, its really like catpeterism was there before Christianity.
It's more like some Christian missionaries set up shop in Africa and then the locals started attacking them and their church. This comparison can't be that far off when you worship a cat dick.
>So like we discussed in mumble, if you threaten catpeter ill just walk in and pearl you.
Camo at this point you sound like a black person in the Baltimore riots.
OOGA BOOGA WHERE THE WHITE CHRISTIANS AT GIMME DAT
Camo don't chimp out on us.
No.26382
>>26381
It concerns me that an otherwise rational and respectable /pol/ack would kill and destroy for a cat penis and then go onto a /pol/ thread to rant about how blacks glorify penis sizes and how backwards Muslims are.
No.26383
>>26379
the fuck? how much power are these guys giving some random shitposter who flashed a guy's daughter?
/pol/ynesia is awesome but all this stuff has brought to light how crazy and seriously you guys are taking this. This has turned some awesome chanadians into deluded hypocrites. Im tired of this.
No.26384
>>26381
catpeterism is more like paganism. regardless, catpeterism wasn't active but was in the back of the minds of most relevant chanadians if there were to be a march again. we weren't attacking anybody until we were attacked.
WE were able to peacefully coexist, the christians were not able to do so. They are the religious minority pushing their ways on the secular catpeterist majority. who are the real sandniggers here?
and the real african village is wulfkhaine, if they reinforced shit then TNT wouldn't have been so effective
we all COULD have worked together to fight against redditors, but the christians are mostly actual autists who cant grasp the post irony of catpeter
No.26385
>>26383
You should have seen my face when I first learned that a faction representing THE anti-degeneracy board supports the worship of a cat dick. Thought Wulfkhaine was the only one who found it ironic. Guess pics related lied to me.
No.26386
>>26384
Dude I was bummed about Catestein but you just seem like an autist
No.26387
>>26384
>buttdestroyed about his meme
>calls others autists
:^)
No.26389
>>26379
Thanks for miss quating me :(
It was actually:
RICK: "If catpeter was to make a march on Spainland right now, would join him?"
ME: YES CATPETER TAKBIR
No.26390
>>26389
Would be nice if you also provided that one quote where you go "I don't see how me destroying a Chanadian faction has anything to do with my current status and position."
No.26391
>>26379
OH btw fyi I'm also emperor of chanada :^)
No.26392
>>26369
>>26369
>That being said, Catpeter is not some abstract concept. He is literally our God incarnate, who came to free all Chanadians from the grip of the Oppressor and his Minions. I will remain a Catpeterist, but will never advocate open conflict against anyone but leddit scum.
What are you smoking? I thought this was always just a meme. From what I remember all catpeter did was show a penis to the daughter of a guy we dont like and got pearled.
All this praise you're giving him is bloating this up to something it isn't.
If this is anything else than a meme than it would be one of the shittiest/creepiest things you could do. I'm fine with it being a meme imo but im not gonna sit around pretending some random dude is a god like what nigga
>pic related
No.26393
>>26390
>You guys fuck up
"I'm going to kick your shit in if you don't behave"
>"Omg with his current position how could he have said that why is camokool still in power? :((((("
You know if you were really bothered by it you wouldn't have been such a pussy in mumble and actually stood up for youself
No.26395
>>26392
If this is your understanding of Catpeter, then you truly do not understand his significance.
The Catpeter incident was the first triumph over reddit. The outcry when Dave and Immelol were pearled for sharing the picture to Baragoin forced them to be released and Baragoin to be pearled. We succeeded where no other Chanadian force had: we beat redditors. For the first time we realized we were stronger than we appeared.
When Catpeter himself was pearled, it fueled the flame for the entire Titan War, arguably what sent the brave Martyr HanTzu to begin the conflict in the first place.
You do not understand our history. It is clear to me you are a newfag and little more, when you have spent more time understanding who we are and what we stand for we can begin again. But the story of Chanada has been a long struggle with oppression, and Catpeter has been our guide to freedom.
No.26396
>>26395
What you don't seem to understand is history's place.
History is not what we parade ourselves as and devote ourselves to, dying civilisations do that and it says a lot when people have to hark back to almost a year ago for some kind of hope or guiding light.
the Catpeter incident was a great moment for Chanada, but it only was, not is.
No.26397
>>26363
>not caring if the new friends quit over bullshit reasons
Gee /pol/, it looks like you've got /V/iridian Syndrome already. Take a good look at your next leader and your current leader's greatest ally.
No.26400
>>26384
>if they reinforced shit then TNT wouldn't have been so effective
Nobody expected to get nuked by those who were supposed to protect us. But we've learned a great deal out of this, don't worry.
>we all COULD have worked together
Christianity has been against degeneracy long before your meme even existed. I don't know how you didn't expect this conflict.
Supra has already apologised for the catestein incident. You can assblast all you want, but we're not incorporating catpeterism into christianity nor are we ever going to accept degeneracy. Peace doesn't mean us sucking your dick. You can keep griefing and pearling us whilst getting away with it all you want, but christianity will live on until the end times, while your forced meme is already on life support.
No.26401
>>26400
Forgot to namefag on my mobile
No.26402
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>>26400
The attempt by Catpeter (immelol) to force his shitty meme to continue living by latching it onto a fresh host only proves that it is a pagan relic of Chanada that needs to be left to die instead of spammed like it has throughout its entire existence.
Catpeter is a dead meme, it had moments, but it can't be spammed any longer.
Ebolism is a dead meme, the ebola scare has mostly passed and it was shit to begin with.
Guyism is producing fresh OC daily.
No.26408
>>26385
pol-tan, christ-chan, and who's the other one?
No.26413
>>26408
uncle /pol/
He's a pretty big guy
No.26416
>>26413
wait so the nazi girl is pol-tan?
i thought the guy was pol-tan
man im so out of the loop
anyways cool thanks
No.26446
Just to be clear, as the only new friend (well my friends too) who has joined recently, I am not going anywhere.
No.26451
No.26452
>>26451
It's so good you could eat it out of a shoe.
No.26456
>>26446
Thank Christ. Sometimes, newfriends get asshurt and quit over stupid drama like this.
No.26465
>>26456
I mean, unless I am mistaken the point of CivCraft is the drama.
No.26472
>>26452
:DD
>>26465
its a major component. I'm of the opinion that if one was to quit over an incident like this, they weren't meant to stick around in the first place.
You seem p. cool MCB, glad that's not the case.
No.26495
Nevermind. I will be back in Chanada when people stop getting pearled or kicked out of mercenary work because of Cat Penis Memes.
No.26496
>>26495
Nice, yet another newfriend leaves /pol/ due to retarded horseshit. Glad to see that Chanada's leadership isn't just an incestuous mess that can't see past it's own nose and cares approximately nothing for integrating the next generation of Channers.
No.26497
>>26472
At least immer cares about the newfriends. Come on, guys, can this please stop now?
No.26498
Fuck.
Immer I need to have a meeting now.
Nano when do you get back
No.26499
>>26495
Chanada is failing once again.
We are coming upon some dark times due to this. The happening will cause Chanada to collapse unless the authorities do something.
And from what MCB has told me, the "authorities" are part of the problem
Play Civcraft, "the nation simulator" right or see everything here fuck up you autistic dick heads
You assholes are tearing us apart and when you show such disregard for newfreinds I start hating YOU more. I dont care which religion wins but so far im losing a lot of respect for people like this
>>26384
>>26363
for being responsible for shit like this
>>26495
STOP
No.26500
>>26498
Wtf is happening. I'm doing normie shit.
No.26502
>>26500
Camo pearled me. While I was negotiating with savy, the spokes man of the CLA
No.26504
>>26500
Polynesia on the verge of anarchy because leaders are performing "post irony memeing" because the christians accidentally renovated a dead meme town
No.26505
>>26500
Camo pearling people who are in Spainland because muh Cat Penis May May
No.26507
>>26504
>verge of anarchy
Cringe/10
>>26505
Actually I did it on my own accord to fight as a rebel against spainland
No.26508
>>26507
The only thing that rustles me is that you used polynesian weapons and gear to fight, the Wulfkainers who fought was sup lied with thier own armor. From spainland.
Tldr you supplied a rebellion with polynesian goods
No.26509
>>26507
>People in Wulf who signed up with the Foreign Legion and were given gear to fight in the war "aren't allowed or else we grief Wulf xD"
>People who are in leadership roles in Polynesia can do it with there own gear and nothing happens
No.26510
>>26508
>>26509
Jokes on you because I manufactured the armory :^)
>aren't allowed or else we grief Wulf xD
Actuall I never said that.
I just exercised my right to fight as an individual - exactly what you guy were doing. I never said you couldn't do as you please.
No.26511
>>26510
Then if that is the case, I hold no grudge against you.
No.26512
>>26510
w/e man, have fun with your cat penis memes
No.26513
So shit is pretty crazy right now and I need to clear this up!
So I just talked with Immer, let me get a few fun facts out there:
-Wulfkhaine is a sovereign city-state, Polynesia is our PROTECTORATE. This means that so long as our laws do not conflict with Polynesia's best interests, what the authority of Wulfkhaine says is the law of Wulfkhaine land.
-Wulfkhaine has apologized and taken responsibility for starting conflict among catpeterists
-Wulfkhaine has decided to officially TURN AWAY from catpeterism and catpeter topics. Discussion of catpeterism with members of Wulfkhaine is extremely prohibited. Any cunts who try to test this are extreme assholes and enemies of Chanadian unity
-Wulfkhaine will do its BEST to patch things up. We WILL mess up. But as leader of Wulfkhaine and good friend of Denim and Sarah, I promise to do my best to keep us from making any more trouble.
From now on Wulfkhaine will do actually effective work on Chanadian unity, and continue to do our own shit with guaranteed 100% less catpeter griefing
No.26514
>>26504
>on the verge of anarchy.
kek. can you be any more dramatic?
>be me
>see these autistic posts
>log into mumble expecting anarchy, fire and chaos
>ask what happened
>camo pearled rick for banning catpeter, defended himself against deathpath
>make sure camo did it of his own volition (meaning not bringing in other /pol/ynesians to fight with him) - of course he did.
As an individual you are allowed to take any action you wish, however you must be prepared to suffer the consequences meaning:
>If rick were to bounty camo for actions taken he would have to suffer these consequences himself.
>If you recieved inferior armor and have no idea how to pvp, yet jumped in to help rick, you must suffer these consequences yourself.
please refer to this >>26513 post.
All involved parties have spoken together and the issue seems resolved. Please refrain future shit-stirring and drama-laced posts.
No.26515
Stop arguing now for the sake of Chanada
it's over now! Hooray!
No.26516
>>26402
tfw beamish sounds more sane than anyone posting
No.26523
>rick gets pearled by Polynesian second-in-command
>It's his personal action he's free to do whatever he wants xDD
You have a status and responsibilities that come with it. If you were obama and you were caught using heroin at a night club, you wouldn't get away with "muh personal actions xD"
But it's no surprise you get away with it once again. It shows how Polynesia works.
>>26495
rip
>>26513
Glad that shit's ogre at least. And christianity got BTFO'd by a cat penis
No.26525
>>26502
>called it
I hope you guys are done memeing now, /k/ is having a freedom day party and we'd like you all to show up.
No.26526
>>26525
Implying /k/ cares about Chanada or muh e-lego freedums party.
No.26529
>>26523
You keep forgetting my other position, which make me glad that you hold the Polynesians up to high standards, but
I'm also the chanadian emperor, and I do as I please - as they say.
Pic unrelated, its my friends possum
No.26530
No.26534
>>26529
>you hold the Polynesians up to high standards
held*
No.26538
>>26530
>>26535
I demand trial by combat. Loser has to sever the newly claimed emperor 3000 blocks of dirt and a chunk of land from their personal house
No.26547
>>26538
>personal house
>mfw I have no home
No.26551
>>26534
why don't you namefag so we can run you out of town?
No.26552
>>26551
Bitch ass niggas in this house
No.26576
What ever happened to those roleplaying Christians who gave people positions of pope and shit across the map. They were absolute cancer, canonising random players, making priests and bishops of those who haven't even read the bible and promoting some random guy as the pope.
Can we track down all those who participated in such blasphemy and make them repent for their sins?