No.27154
So the Romans, aka SPQR, Aka ChrisChrispie's new butt buddies, aka ChrisAspie's new Reddit Buttbuddies think that they can come walk all over us and take our newly acquired land.
So if anyone wants an opportunity to fuck up some redditors and meme hard for the good of Channers everywhere, now's the time.
Make your way to Orion, then from Orion go to harvest, then from harvest to icenia, from icenia to the central kaiseirn hub, and then from there to Vienna. That's where the bad shit is going down.
I don't believe there are any open hostilities /yet/ but I assume there will be.
No.27158
welcome to world war 1
thanks chris
really outdid yourself on this one
No.27164
Awwww shit something fun. I'm up for this
No.27169
Go back to Detroit Screenname.
No.27170
No.27171
Keep in mind that Nox has a defensive pact with SPQR. If Chanadians want to ruin relations with Nox while having them shit all over us, as well as make us look terrible (especially in the middle of this whole altbot thing) then by all means, go fuck up some romans!
No.27172
Who are we fighting, it's no reddit day so I have no idea what's happening
No.27174
>>27171
yeah...this is not somebody i want to defend either... good luck i guess.
No.27175
>>27171
Thankfully the SPQR are the aggressors here
>>27172
Ok basically you're going to Vienna to fuck around and if any Romans show up trying to invade the place you put them in the ground.
No.27176
Aren't you like the only channer in Gensokyo? In which case, the "fuck up some redditors" appeal doesn't really make sense here.
No.27180
>>27175
Care to go into some detail about what they've done then?
No.27181
>>27176
Not only that but it would harm the already shaky relations we have with HKE because of the recent territory claims. This is probably an attempt to get us to cause problems.
No.27183
>>27181
HKE doesn't claim any Chanadian territory. It cannot claim territory, only its member states can.
No.27184
>>27180
Ok essentially
SPQR recognized our annexation of Minerva/Vienna several times, Minervas leader hasn't played in 8 months at least.
Leader comes back says SPQR can have it, SPQR is saying its now theirs.
They are trying to bully their way into invading and annexing our land and the people in it because some literally who said they could.
>>27181
How would helping the HKE harm relations with the HKE?
No.27187
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No.27188
Mark Antony here, I see you think that you can steal our land using force. Well, let me remind you that we have alliances with Nox and GNA, and we are willing to use force against rebels if necessary.
Please do not attempt to stir shit with Minerva, it is clearly SPQR territory as seen in the following link:
http://www.reddit.com/r/CivcraftRoma/comments/3cp8fs/regarding_the_annexing_of_minerva/
Furthermore, as emperor of Rome, I declare Screenname and centipede777 banned from all SPQR lands, including Minerva.
No.27189
>>27188
Could someone be willing to arbitrate this? I don't want to see a conflict between anti-WP, it makes us weak.
Don't let them divide and conquer
No.27190
No.27191
>>27188
>Protecting our property and liberty from greasy romans
>Stealing
No.27193
both SPQR and CKR: ask yourselves why it is you want this land. Have you used this land in the past? Do you have any actual expectation to use it in the future? Is it particularly valuable in any way at all? Or is this all about >muh large borders on the map?
No.27194
>>27184
>>27191
Do you have anything to back up what you're saying about them recognizing your annexation of that land? Not saying I don't believe you or anything, just, y'know, proof helps in situations like these.
Also, what was the result of the Holy Tree ordeal? The result could be relevant, for precedent and such if Minerva/Vienna was inactive for as long as you say it was.
No.27196
>>27188
Looks to me that the territory is being given to the SPRQ, whatever that is
No.27199
>>27194
https://www.reddit.com/r/Civcraft/comments/378ciw/to_all_nations_and_factions_on_the_civcraft_server/
Here they recognize it in their map.
As for the Holy Tree thing the result is a currently ongoing month long negotiation slugfest, so I don't think anyone wants to use that as precedence.
No.27200
>>27175
I can take of any Romans eZ, I'll head over when I get home
No.27201
>>27196
Socialist People's Republic of Quebec
In other words, it belongs to me!
No.27202
No.27203
>>27188
>using reddit on July10th
No.27204
>>27188
Icenia follows suit in the banning and stands with the GNA on this situation.
(NOBODY BANS CENTIPEDE BUT ME) No.27205
>>27204
I'm sure they're crushed
No.27206
>>27203
Ellen Pao resigned today
this is not a joke
No.27207
>>27204
no bully centi, ty bai
No.27208
Reminder Nova has worked with people like Malen and Jpegz in the past.
Don't fuck up Nox relations, stay out of this one.
also
>Using Chanada's hatred of Chris to try and get people to come help
Screename please
No.27211
No.27212
No.27213
>>27208
Chanada is kind of in a shitty spot here tbh. I don't care for either Kaiserin or SPQR, I think their ongoing bullshit every other day is tiresome, but we're friends with both the HKE and Nox, who are allied with Kaiserin and SPQR respectively.
Shitty situation to be in, best to stay out of it in terms of in-game actions (i.e cool-pvp, or "protests"). I'm all for some fun text based PvP and stuff though!
No.27214
>>27211
Nigga I literally posted about it in YOUR thread about no reddit day...
No.27215
>>27214
I didn't see the bump in the catalog
No.27218
>>27213
This puts us in the perfect position to act as a mediator for this conflict imo
No.27220
>>27204
I just trespassed like 10 minutes before u made this statement what r u gonna do ;)
No.27222
>>27218
Hardly. A mediator should be neutral, not someone who has invested interests in both sides (potentially leaning more towards one side than the other). It could also result in relations with one side turning sour if they're not happy with our verdict.
That's not to say that we can't take on the task, sounds kinda fun too I guess, but I don't think the situation is ideal by any means.
No.27230
https://www.reddit.com/r/Civcraft/comments/3cuzpa/icenias_rails_are_now_closed/
The borders and rails of icenia are now closed to Kaiserin troops. The Republic of Icenia has invoked the second term of our alliance as can be seen here: https://www.reddit.com/r/Civcraft/comments/3cq6qk/kaiserinreichicenia_treaty_of_recognition_and/
If you wish to travel to Vienna to fight you must not use icenian rails and instead find an alternate route
No.27231
>>27222
It's still in our best interest to satisfy both sides, or at least bring the conflict to an end
No.27232
>>27231
Which is why I suggested text-pvp but no cool-pvp.
No.27238
>>27218
>>27222
>>27231
HanTzu has the right of it, if both parties felt that pol Chanada should mediate and approached you, I'd say go for it, but if we offer and one side doesn't like our verdict it just sours relations, for no gain.
No.27240
Personally I wouldn't give two shits if either side disappeared. But I do care about their respective allies.
No.27248
Things have been sorted out!
No.27249
No.27255
>>27187
Reminder that oldcucks like HanTzu and kovio play the old game and don't actually believe in protecting sovereignty.
Another reminder that kovio and the old leadership have always wanted Chanada to suck Holy Krautchan Empire dick because kovio is an expatriate of those lands.
A reminder that HanTzu is a Redditor who browses /b/ on the side.
A reminder than the system of alliances and non-aggros has completely stalled Civcraft as a game, as no war could possibly exist without the entirety of the world intervening in the conflict. Despite this, I must also leave a reminder that to commit to your ideals and to fight for your beliefs is the only way to show cultural superiority over the inferior, sheep-like ideology of the Redditors.
A reminder that even in the face of certain defeat, you must stand for what you believe in.
A reminder that you will never remove Reddit if you play their game. Rather, you will become Reddit.
No.27256
>>27255
You realise I'm strictly against Chanadian States joining HKE right?
I want a union, don't spread misinformation NES/Prioma
No.27257
>>27256
>personal union
>Chanada not ending up the lesser partner in any regards
It's annexation by another name and a lengthier half-life.
You're addressing an anon, kovio. Applying a name to the statement shouldn't be your tactic for discrediting it.
No.27259
>>27257
You assume the HKE is stronger than Chanada, It's not.
I personally think Grundeswald becuase its a strictly chan only town, and to a lesser extent Gensokyo but probably not since its so much redditors in it, should join Chanada, instead of Chanada Places joining the HKE.
No.27266
>>27259
The cancer will just spread deeper into the already mostly-Reddit population of Chanada until it's moot who absorbs who then.
In any case, the Chanadian identity will be diluted.
Not that it already hadn't already, but it'll go from your average Cuba Libre to a Shirley Temple in terms of strength.
No.27268
>>27266
>The cancer will just spread deeper into the already mostly-Reddit population of Chanada until it's moot who absorbs who then.
>mostly-reddit
>mostly
>reddit
How about no? We are not "mostly reddit". I'll admit, we have slowly become less radical, but that's hardly to say that we're somehow redditors. I'll give you that the ideological leadership of Chanada has gotten less and less chan over the ages, but a lot of that has to do with the circlejerk surrounding HanTzu and the Titan crowd, as well as the HKE and Gensokyo.
>In any case, the Chanadian identity will be diluted.
This is true. But can we honestly say that Chanada even has a single monolithic identity? This seems to be, as usual, the opinion of the Tazmily crowd, but if you ask anybody outside of the incestuous circlejerk surrounding 7k7k, you'll find a very different Chanada, one that grows further apart by the day. /Pol/ynesia is leading the charge, along with a ragtag bunch of newer nations, against the tide of dilution and decline. Join it or don't, your call.
No.27269
>>27257
I mean, you're literally NES and that's more than enough reason to discredit anything you say... Nobody wants you here, go away.
No.27275
>>27269
I don't know who you're talking about, who is this "NES" guy you keep referencing?
No.27279
>>27266
>mostly-Reddit population of Chanada
daddo and hantzu far and away from >most of our population, nintendo entertainment system, second iteration.
Being a meeming sperg who goes on moronic 'diplomatic envoys' burning flags and getting pearled doesn't make you chan, it means you are retarded.
No.27295
>>27256
Let's not blame posts on me. I only stick around to read what silly bullshit Beamish has thought would be a great idea to post.
>>27275
>renamed images
>things NES2 has posted here before
>"g-guys I'm not NES I swear"
No.27296
>>27279
>>27295
I seriously don't know who this "Ness" guy is, though he sounds pretty fucking fun.
>Being a meeming sperg who goes on moronic 'diplomatic envoys' burning flags and getting pearled doesn't make you chan, it means you are retarded.
Maybe I'll hang out with him some time. It seems like he's just employing North Korean diplomatic tactics, which are incredibly effective all things considered.
No.27300
>>27295
>Monster Hunter meme
D-dual Blades?
No.27310
>>27222
We can just claim Minerva/whatever other city for ourselves :^)
No.27312
>>27279
It's also extra funny considering he "just found out about 4chan 5 months ago!!!" when he first got here.
No.27314
>>27279
Oh and in my defence, I was an avid channer 9 years ago when I was 14 and fit in with the website's demographic!!
:D
No.27316
>>27314
>I've spent a third of my life browsing anime boards
No.27320
>>27314
So, you were an underaged shitposter for most of the time you browsed 4chan?
Doesn't that make you the cancer that killed the site? Underage faggots are always edgelords or dank memers.
And all thing considered, why would you wear that badge with pride?
No.27321
>>27320
Making a lot of assumptions pal
No.27322
>>27321
I'm pulling from implications, there's obviously a fine line between forming a hypothesis and making a statement. As such, little was framed as though it was fact. Rather, the whole post is query.
No.27323
No.27329
>>27322
>As such, little was framed as though it was fact. Rather, the whole post is query.
And they accuse me of using poetic and pseudo-intellectual language.
No.27331
>>27329
Well there's you, then there's NES-tier which is many, many, stages worse.
You're lucky to have not had to deal with him back in the day, but apparently reddit is a thing again, so I guess he's back and will be shitting up /civ/ for the time being.
No.27332
>>27331
If he is back I've heard nothing of it, I assume he's with beamish?
No.27392
>>27331
You seem concerned about this. I mean, how bad can one more shitposter be in a board entirely composed of shitposter?
No.27397
>>27392
The difference is that you're obnoxious, irrelevant, and probably don't even play anymore. We banned handsome man for all those reasons, no reason to let you hang around.
No.27402
You know, I find it funny that you used chanadas unfounded hate against me to try to get fighters up into Kaiserin to fight SPQR.
It really is immature.
No.27403
>>27402
To be fair, some of us are obligated to fight for Screename.
Also fuck off Chris
No.27405
>>27397
>Banning people you don't like
>Banning opinions you don't like
>He thinks he's a big guy because he moderates /civ/
No.27406
>>27403
Understood, but don't use my name to try to force your shit up in the region.
also ww1 on this server is virtually impossible unless someone fucks someone else over
No.27408
>>27405
Yeah you got me, it was totally my decision to ban him, it totally wasn't majority decision by everyone who actively uses the board or anything.
But I'm glad you still resort to the same shitty arguments and attempts at insults every single time, I hope it helps you sleep at night.
No.27409
>>27402
Well that didn't take long.
Fuck off Chris, nobody wants to hear from you. Literally cannot lead a city without betraying someone within a month.
>betrays Polynesia's false flag attack
>betrays intIS in favor of Viridian
>betrays Chanada in favor of reddit
>betrays reddit in favor of... Zach?
>betrays Zach for who knows
>betrays reddit again for Kaiserin
>betrays Kaiserin for Icenia
Seriously dude your whole life is one big Judas moment to the next.
No.27415
>>27406
>stealing my trip
well fuck you too
No.27425
>>27415
Fuck you I declare war on spainland. It is obiously your fault for choosing such a obvious trip code, now you know how it is to habe a stronger nation curbstomp you stupid spics.
No.27428
>>27425
I like to imagine Chris in Warfare is like a big fat guy in a cartoon inching closer and closer to a banana peel
No.27432
>>27428
You had to ruin chan.os and now you want it for your self?
No.27434
>>27432
>implying I ruined Chan0s
>from Chris "Fuck Democracy let's lose all the money" Obama
Please be fucking joking fam my sides have already taken a beating
No.27436
>>27434
My presedency would have made chano.s and empire, beamish i know you alt raided us out of anger.
No.27438
>>27436
Nice meme, Denim.
MYSTERY SOLVED GANG
it wasn't even a mystery
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No.27486
>>27402
I would have gone if you weren't leader, chan>reddit
No.27488
>>27320
I started using 4chan when I was like 11 because my brother showed me some Girugamesh video and I started looking up all the memes of back then and that led me to ED. Which led me to 4chan in turn, which is where I started using /a/ and /jp/ because it got me into anime. I was probably more mature and on-topic back then than I am now.
No.27764
>>27425
>>27415
>>27486
NICE! someone stole my trip code!
I love these memes guys.
No.27765
>>27764
Listen here fag, who the fuck chooses jaja as his trip besides me? You fucking stole it fag now i had to change it. I had it before you
No.27770
>>27409
So your mad I spilled the beans when the than newfriends of Polynesia attacked Intis under the banner of Isle of Arran? Honest to go that would of killed Chanada.
No.27771
>>27409
Also I didint "betray" Kaiserin. The citizens of Icenia asked for a referendum which I granted and it passed. Things were not going the way they liked in Kaiserin
No.27772
>>27770
No it wouldn't have
>>27771
In a fucking absolute monarchy, when at no point you were given no authorisation to hold a referendum by said absolute monarch