No.27754
>Novacaesar and her government have resigned
>Vienna has seceded according to the legal governor, but Nova's supposed appointee claims that it's not
>said appointee threatens war with the GNA if they interfere to support the legal governor's secession
>SPQR seems to support said secession and they are a major player in the GNA
>Chrispie smugly standing back and declaring that any tension whatsoever leads to war with Kaiserin
And so the stage is set. If the GNA interferes whatsoever in any of the drama, it will be considered war with the CKR and thus against the HKE. Despite the extremely dire situation, SPQR, a main member of the GNA, seems to be backing Vienna's right to secede and thus the potential for intervention literally rides on a single pearling by any side, because any action taken against the secession will probably be moved against by the GNA. So in essense, due to the Vienna issue, we are looking at GNA vs HKE with almost certainty, assuming that a conflict doesn't lead to a collapse of either organization due to the bullshit of any particular member. So the balkanization could spread and the chaos will sink the entire -,-. Basically, the network of treaties and world peace is about to come crashing down due to ChrisChrispie's antics weakening the position of NovaCaesar and bringing the CKR's government down. Hopefully, Oldfriend's power play he mentioned earlier might soon be upon us, since he said high summer. With these new developments, a little push by him could take the whole world to war.
No.27758
>Chaos erupting in the -,-
>thinking this has anything to do with us.
No.27763
I've always wanted to see if the HKE would actually ever unite during a conflict.
>Oldfriend's power play
I wish he'd throw down his cards at some point, pic related
No.27767
>>27763
>Implying this hasn't all been going according to plan.
No.27768
>>27763
>I've always wanted to see if the HKE would actually ever unite during a conflict.
For novashitter? haha, nah
No.27769
>>27758
Nothing interesting really does happen in Chanada, of course the interesting shit is happening in -,-. And once Nova's shenanigans are spent CivCraft will be a world almost completely free of geopolitical tension.
/civ/'s drama factories are almost fueled entirely by the actions of MtF transexuals. The depletion of this value conflict-generating resource would basically spell the end of war as even a concept in the game. With Nova on the verge of quitting, kovio only moderately active, and peramene gone, the amount of geopolitical occurrences per month has fallen dramatically.
The solution, and I can't believe I'm saying this, is more trannies.
More trannies means more conflict, and more conflict means more !!fun!!.
You have your answer, /civ/. It's the only way to avert crisis.
>pic related, current happening
No.27773
>>27769
Before anyone asks, no.
No.27774
>>27768
> "I want to be part of the HKE"
> Grundeswald annexes her
> Next day says she's joining Gensokyo
She dug her own grave. To hell with her.
No.27781
>>27769
Oh don't worry. I might be oppressed by the mods that reject my polite threads, but I'm not down. One day I will surpass all that the others before me have done. Everything has gone right so far, though rather slow as of late. I need to speed things up by recruiting from 8chan boards and organizing them.
Once I can maintain that level of hivemind and autism it's all over for anyone that dares challenge us if they think they can strongarm us in any dispute.
No.27786
>>27784
Not many cartoons use a realistic art style. Or at least not anymore.
No.27795
>>27791
A myth / bluff that even it does exist, will always remain a theoretical and untested plan because Oldfriend. is literally all talk.
He'll likely just take a happening somewhere and pretend he's responsible for it in the coming weeks.
You heard it here first folks!
No.27796
>>27795
Listen here you little pisslord
You don't just say shit like about oldfriend and get away with it fagbait
I'll level your quadrant
No.27797
>>27769
Drama happens in active areas. I like this tranny meme as much as the next guy but get outta here bigot.
Only reason there's not drama here is because we're all each other's neighbors and get along fine.
No.27838
>>27797
spainland vs /k/
Christians vs cuckpeterists
The folter/sadisticmoose/altbot incident
We have a fair amount of drama as it is.
No.27841
>>27795
If that's true why are you so afraid to namefag? I mean if I'm not planning anything no way you could be hurt in the aftermath, right?
No.27845
>>27838
glad the spain-k conflict is over.
No.28012
>>27841
I don't need to state my name because you've already guessed the pattern of my speech and who it correlates to by this post. And you'll just shout it out and shitpost as soon as you figure it out, if you haven't already.
Namefagging is for faggots. The fact that so many people use a name or trip when it isn't relevant to the thread or their post is incredibly saddening.
Lastly, that's sure some passive-aggressive posting you're pulling there buddy.
No.28043
>>28012
> Namefagging is for faggots. The fact that so many people use a name or trip when it isn't relevant to the thread or their post is incredibly saddening.
This, I really don't understand why people don't just use reddit if they're going to namefag in every thread.
No.28045
>>28043
Because anonymous shitposters opinions have no value, people need to know who you are and what you're saying, so it can be stacked against your previous suggestions/shitposts and people can see if you're a faggot or not.
This probably works against me but the system abides, no-one is going to take the advice of a stranger.
No.28047
No.28056
>>28012
>>28043
I trip because one day I found that someone here was posting as me - and ended up creating an awful mess between a couple of people and I.
If you don't like what namefag/tripfags have to say filter trip/name.
No.28060
>>28045
But the whole point of anonymously posting is so your ideas are judged by their own merit, and not the history behind them. Independent of a person, an idea can be given a chance it couldn't have tied to a name.
Without anonymity, an idea could never be judged independent of precedent.
No.28061
>>28060
True, but the sword cuts both ways, if immer makes a good suggestion, it will be taken more seriously than if an anonymous poster made the exact same post, even if we were all anonymous, the hierarchy of this makes the process much quicker than everyone sitting around deciding if something is a good idea and making sure everyone is happy. If the Fuhrer says do it, it's most likely a good idea.
No.28062
>>28060
I agree with this, but the fact that this is such a small community means names become relevant in a lot of discussions.
No.28070
>>28061
I prefer to minimize conformity costs in politics, but I guess in Civcraft transaction costs and timely responses are more important. It's just weird to me that the politics of the image board nations don't necessarily reflect the democratic if not completely mob-ruled nature of the imageboards they come from.
No.28071
No.28082
>>28070
We're all autistic here fam
No.28083
>>27795
I'm in the mood to agree. We don't even know who Oldfriend really is or what he's done asides from his posts on the board. In all likelyhood it's probably a big inside meme from the oldfags.
No.28084
>>28083
I doubt it's the oldfags memeing, but I'm going to risk making myself look the fool in a few months and say this:
Oldfriend, you're a bullshitter and you aint gon do shit.
No.28093
>>28083
Afaik, I am the only person who has been able to figure out oldfriends identity. Not Han, kovio, immelol, any oldfags from viridian, or grundiswold, nor any other chanadian leader know who he is. I promised him to keep the secret to myself - which I indeed have.
He's very wealthy and 100% not a meme.
No.28096
I would gladly support Oldfriend's master plan with my soon(tm) to be /a/utism Cube 2.0: Made For Civcraft Edition
No.28104
>>28093
Wealth is irrelevant as to whether or not he'll actually instigate a happening.
A lot of people on this server are wealthy as fuck and they do fuck all with it. They'd rather circlejerk with treaties than actually follow through with territorial ambitions.
The day I see Chanada take a major city and occupy it is the day I'll eat these words.
No.28105
>>28104
It's because they're afraid of being crushed by whoever is bigger than them. When a nation argues over something with another nation or a bigger entity, it results in a treaty. The fighting begins when two huge groups disagree with each other. The reason a large group won't attack a single nation is so they won't have their reputation fucked, and the reason the single nations won't attack a large group is so they won't get fucked in general.
No.28107
>>28093
Hush up immer.
>>28104
What makes you think the plan has anything to do with occupying cities? For what reason would a Chanadian government want to occupy Carson, or Commonwealth, or Mount Augusta?
Let me spin you a yarn, young ones. My identity is hidden not because of any stupid, vainglorious reason, or because I'm living a perpetual meme. My identity is hidden because my work is too dangerous to reveal. I've given no details of my plans, because the risk is too great for a disruption. The silly Titan fight was a major distraction -- if not for it, I likely would've had it finished by now. That set me back months, by no fault of their own. Imagine if the canvass you were trying to paint on suddenly broke in two and tried to swallow the other half. That's what I faced when this whole Libertas thing started. That set me back another few months. But at long last, I think there's been long enough server stability to activate the plan. I've gotten the diamonds I needed some weeks ago, the rest of the plan has been all busy work. At this point it's an inexorable avalanche, headed towards the entrenched elites of this server.
Soon enough, friends. Soon enough. I've always spoken of the rise of Chanada. I cannot rise you up on your own, you must take the opportunity. It will not be easy, but soon enough there will be a Chanadian primacy. People will not speak of the Carson influence, or the Hjatland influence. They will speak of the Channer influence, almost as if we'd been here since the day the map was set.
Take heart. Haters, keep on hating.
I will, however, share this little piece of data, this tantalizing morsel: the strategic placement of alt-accounts. The best place for a new alt to have the most influence? A newfriend town. Care to guess what newfriend towns have been making the news lately?
I leave now. Doubt me if you wish, but the reckoning is coming.
No.28108
>>28107
All the -,- towns it seems
No.28110
>>28107
Well, to be fair, the -,- does have the greatest potential for World War at the moment. And with the MTA incident, things seem to be moving ever further towards some sort of major conflict, though who will be on what side we cannot say, beyond that Nox, HKE, and Chanada will probably form a bloc. The real question is whether places like SPQR or Bryn join us. SPQR's treaty with Nox, and Bryn's general dislike of the WP could be exploitable. The U3P is the real wild card, but we could slowly carve them up by allying them one by one. Reestablish our friendship with Kolima, establish a relationship, even outright allying, with Hobbyist, given that he allied with Novacaesar, so if Nova completes her move to the deep -,+, we'd be hemmed in by two allied cities on either side. We could also attempt an alliance with MTA, especially given that the WP seem to have a hate-boner for them.
No.28113
>>28110
>if Nova completes her move to the deep -,+
More importantly, we can't let that happen no matter what, quite frankly I do not wish to live alongside incompetent, failure, redditors and we should do our best to keep them at bay.
No.28115
>>28110
>bryn
Uh you realize geohash was an Eden founding member right? That and bryn is essentially dead at this point
No.28117
>>28107
If you're to be believed, you're taking cues from COINTELPRO tactics inside vulnerable communities to either take control of them or the kill them should they present a threat. You make it sound like you have a network of alts, when in reality you probably have just 3 or 4 in the right places and times.
It sounds rather insidious, and as impressive as such an undertaking may be, it sounds rather dirty and if it turns out to be true could cause Chanada more harm than good. Nobody likes a traitor, after all.
There's a reason why COINTELPRO is universally condemned today. Rethink your tactics, or be certain you won't get Chanada implicated in any of it. Chanada's been through enough, it doesn't need a spy scandal on its hands.
https://vault.fbi.gov/cointel-pro
This is in fact a repost. It's a slow board, I might as well correct mistakes when they're spotted.
No.28118
>>28113
The spot she's picking out isn't even really close to any Chanadian cities.
If she causes any trouble for Chanada we wipe her out, simple stuff.
No.28119
>>28113
Well, it would be Gensokyo territory, so there's that. Personally, I would prefer if Nova continued stirring the pot up in the -,-. The amount of drama that he caused is absolutely hilarious, especially since it almost caused a massive war.
No.28120
>>28117
If the plan works, there'll be no connection to Chanada whatsoever. Also COINTELPRO, which is vaguely my plan (if painting in broad strokes) was condemned because it abridged the first amendment, which does not exist on civcraft.
>>28118
Out of curiosity, where is she going? I struck Kaiserin off the list of target cities when I realized they'd be getting into a big conflict with SPQR soon anyways and were unlikely to represent a large threat.
No.28121
>>28120
In the unclaimed land on the far western Peninsula. Out by Epicus, Zoltan's little settlement, Vinland, and neverwhere.
No.28122
Wtf is even going on. All I know is that chris chrispie'd again and now it's july 1914 all ogre again
No.28123
>>28121
>Vinland
Oh good she can make an iron based economy then.
>>28122
Really nothing, there's a countdown timer for how long until Chrispie blows up nation #3. Feel free to go dick with him we know his inability to react as a leader is what gets him into trouble everytime.
No.28124
>>28123
Chris never blows up the countries, they just die a slow, painful death under his leadership. At least he's the plebbitors problem now
No.28125
>>28124
I disagree, he blew up reddit pretty well from our perspective.
No.28126
>>28124
Idk I feel like Chan.os blew up. intIS definitely was a slow death by autism and I guess the decline of Chan.os came from Chris (and beamish's) autism, but the end decline came quite rapidly.
No.28127
>>28125
>>28126
Chan.os died more slowly than that. The only public project being the boring ass railway made people disinterested, the asf guys were looking for greener pastures and when we found out we wouldn't get a netherportal people realised getting out of reddit would be a 15-20 min railway journey.
Even after chris' friend griefed everything and ran off with the goodies people still played for a month or so after chris was gone, then the mass quitings shrekt everything.
Chris definetely killed reddit, but it was wounded badly before he came to power.
No.28128
>>28127
Honestly, the whole reddit debacle is confusing to me. You guys were a bunch of criminals and exiles, why did you expect to even last? How could you possibly compete with Chanada when your only source of new players who shared your culture were other Chanadian exiles? In fact, why were people like you exiled to begin with, as opposed to pearled? I gotta say, due to you in large part, we now have a "no exiling" rule, it's either pearl or don't.
No.28129
>>28128
The no pearling was due to the fact that the vast majority of us either weren't actually criminals (joined from 4chan/8chan, nobodies no one cares about), there was no proof, or the 'crimes' wouldn't be considered crimes by the powers that be, i.e. the WP and powerplayers, and thus there was no way the pearls could be held.
Founding the country on simply being a rival to chanada was a dumb thing, but it wasn't my idea, I just went along with it and bantzposted and the like. It was stupid however, considering our main pull was 'we aren't trannies', which whilst true, isn't nearly enough to net people.
We didn't base our culture on being exiles, we just based it on our belief that chanada had failed and we were the second attempt. Not a particularly good idea when the original is still breathing.
No.28130
>>28128
>>28128
Allow me to step in here, Chanoose was never meant to compete with Chanada, at least from the drawing board, it was intended to be another Chan state that was "better" than Chanada, we knew from the start that we most likely wouldn't have the population to compete with Chanada, and it was a big boost to everyone's ego when we found out we were sitting on an incredible amount of wealth for a starting nation.
The idea of it being better than Chanada was based in its constitution and the politics of it, this is shown in the constitution, written by me, NES and occasional input from Prioma here and there. The idea from the beginning was to have the 3 philosophers as a "rear-guard" a bit like an Ayatollah, except not wielding massive executive power, the 3 philosophers would essentially make sure the government stayed relatively small and kept in check by experienced players, which is why all 3 Philosophers had to agree on a successor before one of them left their seat, also having 3 equally powerful unelected heads of state makes it seem a lot less like a dictatorship, except in Icenia because no-one knows the fucking names of the other two.
In theory, it was a good idea, everything was checked and balanced, and every right we believed was fair and just was granted. In Practice it should have worked too, the one thing I didn't account for was that having Autistic Spics and Incompetent Micks as your comrades doesn't produce good results. Long story short, after a scrap in Skype over another one of NES's bullshit ideas (these were plentiful) being rejected he declared that the system was "shit" and that handing all power to the Senate and creating a President via a direct democratic process would somehow be more secure and prosperous. Irish got butthurt, killed some horses and was driven out of town, we literally haven't heard from him since, he might have killed himself. I made the desicion to stick around after the fight to keep the original system was lost, mainly because my only strong "ally" in said fight was the natural populist and only elected President, Prioma.
So, along came a spider.
I'll stop typing now because 1) nobody reads this shit and 2) I can't give you scrounging fucks half my book for free
>mfw Beamish was right
>mfw all they had to do was listen
No.28131
>>28130
>Autistic Spics and Incompetent Micks
New title
No.28133
>>28130
...and you thought this would work with Yuntay and Bongo? I get the idea and that it could work with a bunch of similarly minded individuals, but throw in some serial griefers and Chris, what did you expect?
No.28135
>>28133
First rule of griefing: Never grief your own shit
No.28137
>>28135
That's not what I'm saying. I'm saying why would you start a politically-based town with a bunch of griefers? Sounds like trying to ride a horse after you've tied sandbags to its knees.
No.28138
>>28137
Pretty much >>28135 cover this, but to elaborate.
Doesn't make sense to shrek your own stuff. I've played minecraft for years, I haven't spent that entire time ruining it for others. I'm bipolar about how I play the game as is bongo and the asf guys, but we're certainly not incapable of playing properly.
No.28139
>>28133
>>28137
Because they weren't part of the country at the time you upstart presumptuous silk stocking full of shit.
No.28143
>A reddit purge
Hurry oldfriend
No.28145
>>28138
>Doesn't make sense to shrek your own stuff.
So somehow, when it's reddit, it's 'yours', but when it's Chanada, your original home, it's not 'yours' enough to not justify griefing it?
Honestly, this post has taught me more than enough about you, Yuntay, and while I was previously arguing that you should be given amnesty, at this point, I cannot say I now feel the same way. You are loyal only to yourself and cannot stand the thought of being in a place where you don't hold control. I can guarentee that this will end badly if you are given Clacton, especially since your closest neighbor in Chanada is /pol/, who outnumber you about thirty or forty to one. This will be like Spainland and /K/, except that one can curbstomp the other without any consequences.
No.28156
>>28139
Yet they ended up the main leaders of the city. How long did this "perfect model" you presented last?
Honestly Beamish, I am anonymous so it's impossible for me to deflect the "done nothing" attack. You, however, are widely and well known and have done absolutely nothing of note, you're a cunt hair away from ChrisChrispie.
No.28174
>>28156
Because as I explained you illiterate bastard the system was destroyed the moment people who cared nothing and knew nothing of the system became part of it, as well as encouragement from NES, if you';re seriously suggesting that because a system isn't impossible to remove it is a bad one you're either lying or mentally ill.
>I am anonymous
You don't no the meaning of the word, people don't know your true identity, but everyone knows you as Oldfriend, someone who's been shitposting on a public board about how you're going to change the world, with nothing to back it up and nothing for anyone to believe you with, sure you can say it's because you want to keep things a "secret" but not so much that you won't shy away from throwing around "BY THE WAY GUYS I'M GOING TO DO SOME BIG STUFF" like a nigger swinging his dick.
I may not have done shit, but I don't claim to have done so.
I happily await your big event to turn out to be absolute shite, or better yet it backfires and turns out to be a terrible idea that you built up for months.
No.28175
>>28145
Jesus fucking christ that's some next level projection.
"You are loyal only to yourself and cannot stand the thought of being in a place where you don't hold control."
Fucking off freud, I lived in 42 without any power, I had none before I got elected in chan.os, of which I never actually used that power until cast came bounding along, and I was actually the second choice for the judge at beamish's trial.
As I've said before, I've given practically everything I've ever earned on this server away for free. I even left behind chests full of goodies meant for me at the playpen, never asked for reps, and the only people I've ever placed a bounty on were cast and friends when they tried to take chan.os, despite being shat on multiple times by others.
Doesn't sound like someone self-centred does it? I won't pretend I'm a saint, but I'm not literally hitler either.
If a statement so simply as "Doesn't make sense to shrek your own stuff", which doesn't have any further meaning other than what it literally says, is enough to sway you, then you were never really for letting me back in in the first place.
I'm insulted you actually think I'm stupid enough to give away vast tracks of land in exchange for a smaller one, plus reps, just for the chance of griefing again, which can be done anyway (not that I'm implying I'm planning to).
No.28177
No.28183
>>28128
bg we still definitely exile people.
No.28190
>>28123
I think you underestimate chrispies position in international political frays right now.
Kaiserin drama is dying down-nova sold off Kaiserin and it's going to be split from what the GNA sub says between Icenia, Volterra, and SPQR.
So no more conflict in the -,-.
From the looks of it as well, Chrispie is pulling in old players into Iceland and the people who live there are starting to make a decent amount of money.