Catpeter will rise agian

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Catpeter will rise agian 1st Prophet of Catpeter 09/14/15 (Mon) 19:58:26 No.31748

It is time for the 1st Prophet of Catpeter to arise. To make Chanada the heaven on civcraft. For the sake of Chanada. For the Glory of Chanada. Catpeter will not toil and fight with it's own countrymen no longer. We may of been removed from our homeland. but we shall fight to gain respect and honour for our ancestral homeland without question.

Catpeter takbir. Death to reddit.

REMOVE REDDIT.

Flag translation: Catpeter is the only god [of civcraft], Cat penis.

Cheeze!zvPVfqWhlE 09/14/15 (Mon) 21:08:24 No.31753

1st for :^)

Camokool !!H/Sgz.eh9g 09/14/15 (Mon) 21:17:17 No.31754

>>31753

lol a massive homo has arrived

immer 09/14/15 (Mon) 22:43:27 No.31759

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my respect for catpeter died the day he revealed he was too beta to approach that roller skating cutie he knew.

Secretly enrolling parts of Chanada he in no way represented into the HKE, on a private >subreddit was only the icing on the cake.

bgbba 09/14/15 (Mon) 23:47:36 No.31760

>>31759

>my respect for catpeter died the day he revealed he was too beta to approach that roller skating cutie he knew.

Not even too beta. Literally he couldn't be assed to wake up before the hour of two in the afternoon to catch her at the bus stop. Of all the lazy, NEET-tier statements I've heard on mumble, that is by far the most so.

SpazzyGenius 09/15/15 (Tue) 00:21:16 No.31762

>>31748

first of all, do you even have the authority to say any of this?

Also, why the hell are you turning us into the sandniggers of CivCraft

>>31759

>>31760

ok thats just sad

Denim 09/15/15 (Tue) 02:01:20 No.31768

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The cristeros would like to have a word with you.

Daily reminder catpeterism is banned in spainland once again under order of the provisional government. Any accounts with references to catpeterism will result on immediate pearling.

Anonymous 09/15/15 (Tue) 02:06:18 No.31769

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>>31748

Good luck with that

Beamish 09/15/15 (Tue) 02:07:22 No.31770

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Daily Reminder: The Big Guy in the Sky will crash your plane with no survivors, Lufthansa committed heresy when they adopted the Uniform of the CIA, so The Big Guy had to teach them a lesson.

Anonymous 09/15/15 (Tue) 02:21:30 No.31771

Everyone is just butt hurt they did not get to experience catpeterism in its prime and is now just considered a dead meme along with viridian. Next yall gona tell me omsai is a false prophet

Denim 09/15/15 (Tue) 02:25:50 No.31772

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>>31771

Nigga i saw when catpeterism was bearable, but when you start bombing churches and attempting to cede chanlands, thats when we opened our eyes.

Anonymous 09/15/15 (Tue) 02:37:41 No.31773

>>31762

Catpeterism is a religion, and the player cattpeter was the martyr of god. Why am I doing this? Because I want some fun and really, because anyone can. Wouldn't mind a cheeky jihad for catpeter.

>>31772

I don't want to turn this into a "He started it first" because some of the shit immelol was saying was nuts, but the christians really did start it. Don't get triggered now and start a useless argument.

Beamish 09/15/15 (Tue) 02:50:50 No.31775

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>>31771

Catpeterism wasn't ever really fun to begin with, people just said "I'm a Catpeterist". Sure, spamming a Cat Penis is funny for a while, but you can't expect to found a religion that is serious and will be taken seriously a year later over it.

You need theology, rules, dedicated followers, people will give their lives for the Big Guy, can you say the same Heretic?

Anonymous 09/15/15 (Tue) 02:53:32 No.31776

>>31775

Were talking about a religion in mineman right? That shit doesn't matter, it's the community sprit that let catpeter evolve to more than just a meme

Beamish 09/15/15 (Tue) 02:55:08 No.31777

>>31776

I dunno I'm just shitposting

Anonymous 09/15/15 (Tue) 02:56:18 No.31778

>>31777

Nice trips

Beamish 09/15/15 (Tue) 02:57:27 No.31779

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>>31778

Bane gives me these trips as a holy sign, shitposting is to be encouraged.

Anonymous 09/15/15 (Tue) 03:04:12 No.31780

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SpazzyGenius 09/15/15 (Tue) 03:12:29 No.31781

>>31773

How dare you take the name of my beliefs for "fun." The true sons and daughters of Catpeter shall rise again, but not under a false prophet.

>>31775

somebody didnt participate in the million peter march

Anonymous 09/15/15 (Tue) 03:47:01 No.31782

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>>31773

Actually, if I recall, it was the Catpeterists who started placing shit in the town and then pearled people who tried to remove the grief.

Pic related was the entire 'war'.

Anonymous 09/15/15 (Tue) 04:42:37 No.31784

>>31782

That was after the Christians went to telaviv and converted Greifed the catpeter town to "Jerusalem".

By griefing Wulfkaine you mean, removing the un-holy road, pearling one guy, putting his stuff in a chest. messaging him "It's a meme don't worry takbair catpeter" then replacing the road or removing the "Grief". Then he calls his buddies and the entire town of wulf starts freaking out and declares a holy war agiasnt catpeter then sure.

Woj 09/15/15 (Tue) 06:25:11 No.31788

>>31782

Well, you don't recall correctly. The christians went up and griefed Catestine, so immelol went and griefed them. I don't agree with his retaliatory measures, and I know Catpeter was pretty irrelevant even then, but none of the subsequent infighting would have occurred if Wulfkhaine didn't decide to grief a historical Chanadian site.

Anonymous 09/15/15 (Tue) 09:24:14 No.31801

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is it finally time?

Anonymous 09/16/15 (Wed) 03:30:53 No.31820

>>31801

No now leave