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Catpeter Revival Thread SpazzyGenius 09/15/15 (Tue) 05:28:11 No.31786

I meant to post this later in the week, but after seeing >>31748, i don't think it can wait.

Catpeterists, it is time for you to stand erect, for a tong wishes to grasp your attention.

Five months ago I abandoned this world, and since my return I have been amazed. Amazed by the growth of our nation, by the architecture in our cities, by the infrastructure which connects them and makes them run.

But what surprised me the most, and is the most egregious crime since Literally Judas is the lack of faith within our nation for our lord and savior, Catpeter.

For one month he was pearled for the sin of spreading our Holy Idol. For one month he sat in the dark depths of the End, wasting away beneath Clone's vault. For one month, he heard our cries, felt our tears, knew our pain. So by his power he freed himself from his mortal bonds and began to walk amoungst us once more.

But lo, it appears the people of today do not remember the Holy acts of Catpeter. The people of today forget the Million Peter March, and of those Noble Crusades who were felled at Tell Aviv. The people of today chose to denounce Catpeter, despite his righteous actions, because of the actions of a mortal, blessed as a tong he may be, Immelol.

My fellow channers, I come to you now to remember the Catpeterist faith, not for the actions of a confused mortal, but for our selfless god.

You need not join our ranks, but at the least, remember that Chanada and Catpeter are not whole without each other. Forgo these bans on the Catpeter faith, let us once again be unified, if not in faith, then in heart.

sgt_munter 09/15/15 (Tue) 05:47:25 No.31787

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Anonymous 09/16/15 (Wed) 03:27:56 No.31819

>>31786

No, fuck off catpeter is a trader and is cancerous to chanada

Anonymous 09/16/15 (Wed) 04:31:49 No.31821

>>31819

>Muh kike on a spike

SpazzyGenius 09/16/15 (Wed) 04:32:57 No.31822

>>31819

>trader

what do you have against merchants you filthy goyim

I can't and won't deny that Immelol (and therefore catpeter) did back stab us with shady methods, but i believe in second chances. Also, i had a bunch of fun with the autistic role play and would hate to see it go

>>31787

i actually listened through the whole video... I think I'll keep listening to this stuff

Spongy 09/16/15 (Wed) 07:16:10 No.31828

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Catpeter is the most autistic thing ever. The fact that its being used the way it is proves how fucking autistic imgaylol really is.

Beamish 09/16/15 (Wed) 07:44:11 No.31829

Catpeter is a forced meme

Catpeter is a false religion

Catpeter is heresy

Anonymous 09/16/15 (Wed) 07:52:16 No.31830

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> spam cat dick pics to WP members

> they get mad and have a hissy fit

> 6 months later

> spam cat dick pics in Chanada

> neo-chanada get mad and have a hissy fit

LOL!

sgt_munter 09/16/15 (Wed) 10:14:39 No.31832

>>31822

>this stuff

please tell me you know of the mortal prophet om sai?

bgbba 09/16/15 (Wed) 13:21:51 No.31833

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The other week, I passed through Goldring, the furry town that we built a Church of Catpeter in. Though much of the town has been burnt to the ground by invading redditors, the church in all its reinforced glory still stands. Even the remnants of the Chanadian Yacht Club are still stacked there.

Seeing this testament to the ages, unable to be purged by the fire of reddit or the cancer of furries awoke a religious fervor in me I had long abandoned. I am proud to say that I now salute our Lord and Savior, though I do not accept the teachings of his disgraced prophet immelol.

Hail Catpeter!

Pic related, the build still stands.

Spongy 09/16/15 (Wed) 13:32:35 No.31834

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SpazzyGenius 09/16/15 (Wed) 16:25:21 No.31835

>>31832

googled him, im really impressed dude seemed like he was real chill. I wondered why the video would keep going back to him even though he wasnt singing, but i didnt realize he was that big

>>31833

Catpeter Takbir, it is good to know that the faith still carries power after all this time. How can one arrive at Goldring, I wish to perform a pilgrimage there and pay homage to this fine temple.

To those worried about Immelol's involvement with the revival, know this;

AS THE 5th TONG UNDER HIS HOLINESS CATPETER AND AS THE TONG OF AKIHABARA, I HEREBY EXCOMMUNICATE IMMELOL4 FROM THE CHANADIAN CATPETER CHURCH. He is to be egged on sight by my followers and barred entrance to our holy sites, unless Catpeter himself says otherwise. Furthermore I call upon all loyal catpeterists to take up their eggs, for we shall launch a jihad of protest against our enemies.

gonna break the rp here technically I dont have the authority to excommunicate Immelol as he has more peterpoints and since he is catpeter he could take away my position and tell everyone to stop anyway, not that we have to listen that is

bgbba 09/16/15 (Wed) 19:13:42 No.31836

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>>31835

Immelol's actions betrayed the Confederacy of Chanada and therefore the followers of the One True Faith. I motion that you be annointed Head Tong of the Holy Church of Catpeter and that the current man known as 'catpeter' be outsted as an imposter and a traitor to the church. He is a false prophet, a true follower of the Peter himself would not abandon his own people.

Spongy 09/16/15 (Wed) 19:37:23 No.31837

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>>31836

Bg he was the church. That would be like if Jesus or Mohammad became a heretic. Its not like he was the Pope he was the fucking religion himself. So this whole idea that oh the religion is fine without this nigger is not valid at all. Just let the meme die because if you don't all it does is enable the fucking autist.

SpazzyGenius 09/16/15 (Wed) 20:01:00 No.31838

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>>31837

you just hate fun

>>31836

visited the church, started removing stuff off the roof until i noticed some was reinforced to polcastle, then realized all of that was intentional design. I have placed signs marking the history of the building, and declared it a Cultural Heritage and Holy site

Beamish 09/16/15 (Wed) 21:49:08 No.31842

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>>31836

To replace Catpeter is to replace Catpeterism, as Spongy said this is not the case of a lone heretic or even a high figure turning into a sinner.

This was the prophet, the man who claimed to be the one who would lead Chanada into Salvation, Catpeter.

Those who followed him and believed in him, trusted him; Where cast aside and betrayed for Catpeters own wants.

The man was not a betraying follower of Peter, he was Peter.

If you choose as you wish and believe you should follow the religion of a backstabber, do as you wish. But do not bring your cuckoldry to my plane, and know that you will crash with no survivors.

bgbba 09/16/15 (Wed) 23:25:23 No.31845

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>>31837

>>31842

One prophet may replace another. The great Catpeter had many great teachings, but only managed to fuck up in the End by being useless and forgetting the course he once set. We need a new leader of the church. Catpeter himself served many weeks in the End at the hands of the terrible Clone "Devourer of Souls" 2204 and through his sacrifice cleansed Chanada of self-doubt and filled it with a great resolve. It was only once he stopped filling Chanada with that pride and resolve and instead started deviating from previous teachings and cucking us to the HKE that he failed and even then it was because he was led astray by the evils of cuckoldry. Our new prophet must inspire that same love of Chanada through his ministry and servants, the Church of Catpeter.

Beamish 09/16/15 (Wed) 23:59:09 No.31846

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>>31845

You act as if this man was corrupted, as if his soul was no longer his own vessel.

He made his actions, the prophet that Chanada followed has forsaken us, why should we return to him or his teachings. There were numerous times when Catpeter was a hero and should be hailed as such, but his teaching of Catpeter was of a belief in him, and when he was believed in he used this trust against us. Make no mistake Catpeterism will always be tied to Catpeter, to try and do otherwise is folly, wilful ignorance.

As Judas was once a disciple, Catpeter was once our prophet. He has chosen his Olive Tree and spent his Silver on the rope, yet you talk of Prophets like Sandal Bearers or Cupholders, they cannot simply be replaced. A Prophet is ordained by God, not by man; Bane was made a prophet by the great Nalon, and he has served all those who believed in him well, where was your faith when the one your God ordained betrayed you? He was Silent.

Your Prophet betrayed you when you put your hope in him.

Bane protects those who give him their faith and crashes the planes of Small Guys.

There is hope yet, those who choose to follow the footsteps of the big guy know the following to be true:

the four uuuuniversal truths:

- To be against the majority is nothing to lose hope over

- Belief in Bane and Nalon will always make you the bigger guy

- The Big Guy in the Sky will one day call upon us to crash our Plane with no Survivors, it is the greatest honour to start the fire

- The Fire will always Rise

Catpeter is a traitor to Chanada

Catpeterism is a religion of those who choose to follow the one who betrayed Chanada

Catpeterism is Catpeter.

SpazzyGenius 09/17/15 (Thu) 00:25:02 No.31847

>>31846

Catpeter was a prophet who we followed as a god, it was our folly to forget that he was human and his flaws. His actions as Immelol are damn near unforgivable, but I can't find fault on Catpeter. We shall follow Catpeter's teaching much the same way Communists (mostly stalinists) follow the writing of Karl Mark. The teachings will stay and we will continue to idolize Catpeter, but the Shepherd to lead the masses has to change.

Beamish 09/17/15 (Thu) 00:34:11 No.31849

>>31847

Your logic is based on the idea of the three entities being separate.

Stalin was not Marx was not Communism.

immelol was Catpeter was Catpeterism.

It was the same man and the same ideas that drove Catpeter, immelol and the religion that followed him, your selection of information is done to benefit your false religion.

denim 09/17/15 (Thu) 00:37:41 No.31850

>>31847

my friend you must know that religion is no same as a political ideology, catpeterism is the worshipping of catpeter, a traitor to chanada, if you want to make an autistic fun religion then make your own, i will have no problem with that, but a religion that revolves a memless hot headed traitor will always revolve around that no matter what reforms it goes through, just how islam will always revolve around war and a pedophile prophet. Interesting since catpeterists like to act like sand nigs

SpazzyGenius 09/17/15 (Thu) 01:13:17 No.31852

>>31850

>>31849

it was a simile and an allusion to the principle of Marxist teaching and the practice. I am going to preach what he taught, but practice undying loyalty to my nation and my state.

I think the problem is that I see Catpeter and Immelol as 2 people (for the sake of autism) while yall see them as one and the same. I don't Catpeterism without Catpeter, I want it without Immelol

bgbba 09/17/15 (Thu) 01:54:44 No.31854

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