I thought I could make it, however I was sadly mistaken ;_;.
I need to just waltz into work with a snapback and sunglasses and tell my managers "I'm quitting, because I have MINECRAFT to attend to!!! *teleports away*" And open my coat to reveal that I was wearing a Sonic the Hedgehog t-shirt all along and I take out my wallet connected to my Miku wallet-chain to pick up my last paycheck then walk out of there while I sing "Ayy lmao" poorly.