Heil, brothers and sisters!
Nixonia has procured a large shipment of the finest dark oak wood, and we are looking for a trade partner to sell them to.
If any group is interested in this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, please let us know and we can deliver large shipments across large distances for a negotiable price, and we hope to establish longer term trade relationships and to strengthen the bond between the chan territories.
This fine wood is not available in any other shard and it's disappearing fast as the Nixonian industrial machine destroys the beautiful surrounding landscape in order to feed the fetishistic lust for wood of the welfare-enrolled degenerate population of her inhabitants.
Have an inspiring song to listen to while you ponder this amazing offer.