>last year
>sister bought me a bottle of promised land old fashioned eggnog
>i'm fuckin' hooked now
>this year
>oh shit, they're out
>fuck it, get a gallon of borden's eggnog
>tastes like thick, slightly sweet, slightly salty milk
>not even worth the calories
>every sip tastes like disappointment
on behalf of myself, and anyone who was ever turned off of eggnog because of this sad excuse for a beverage, FUCK YOU BORDEN'S