We don't do generals here, you double nigger
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It's trash and you should feel bad if you actually like it. If you wanna do anything good with it, just stick to the porn.
Didn't this shitty show end already?
Nope and there's still more to go.
Is it dead ye–
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>/sug/ - Steven Universe General
May as well post this shit here.
>like watching longform videos where people shit all over bad movies and series
>don't even care about Steven Universe, but I'll watch an hour long essay about how badly they fucked everything up everything
>find some new one in my suggested videos that's 2 hours long
>It's actually somewhat more informative than others, going into the way that the "Steven Bombs" are an attempt to fudge the ratings, because the show actually does awful otherwise
>explains how the off model problem is because of the storyboard retards, because they outsource 99% of the show's production to worst Korea
>goes into how the only good episodes with competent action scenes are thanks to them bringing in one skilled guest storyboard artist, not because they hired a better studio.
>…Then the rest of the video is the speaker sperging out for an hour and a half about how the series isn't tumblr-y enough for their demands and how all the characters are problematic and how he's a big faggoty horsefucker tranny who is offended about all the 'coded' characters
>spergs the fuck out because some of the fusions are graceful and beautiful when one of the "white" gems fuses, but when two of the "black" gems fuse they make a big fugly Nikki Minaj monster which the speaker only cares about because faggoty SJW niggers were sending them essays about why they should be offended by Garnet
>Insists that Rebecca Sugar is a fascist because the Gempire is fascist and that she's a bad person for wanting to redeem "space nazis" – somehow completely missing the fact that the Geman Nazis and the Italian Fascists were very different in ideology and approach, and just moronically implying that all you need for fascism is marching and being mean
It's amazing that a show this fucking awful and cancerous can actually create fans that are objectively worse in every fucking way.
Did you watch Lilly Peet?
Yeah, that's the one. This faggot is a complete psychopath.
>Steven Universe General
get THE FUCK OUT
Now post the rest that shows her molesting the little shitskin while berating her for her racial impurities.
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no_fun.jpg, also, barely, faggot.
>Gem Supremacist Pearl
I want her to jerk me off, make me spill my seed across the ground and have her whisper about that's where it belongs
Talking about Lily Peet's video? He's a fucking freak apparently though it was funny to see one if the SJWs the show panders to constantly still get offended and shit all over the show anyway.
does anyone still have black magic? he was best edit
>thinking cartoons are real
Steven gayshit ruined /u/ because it bled over from /co/
Also a note that Sugar ripped off a Japanese series called Houseki no Kuni and It's first issue was published Oct 2012 while SU first started May of 2013.
Houseki has themes dealing with Buddhism, an actual fucking plotline involving moon people and characters that see growth.
Sugar took this, inserted gay politics into it via "fusing" and consent and marketed to kids. And the tumblr crowd ate that up.
Wish the blu-ray release would come out already. I hear the manga translations are awkward because they can't decide if they're gonna use 'they/them' pronouns or just rewriting sentences completely to avoid doing that. Since the characters are supposed to be sexless.
BDs have been out for awhile
And as for the manga, another reason I'm waiting on it. Prefer they use the 'I' over 'They' when it came to gems saying 'Boku.'
She only ripped the concept of gem people, Houseki no Kuni is far in advance to anything (((Sugar))) could ever have come up with on her own.
The physical release blu-ray doesn't seem to come out till next year though.
The Gems and the Gempire rips off more from Transformers than anything else. The Fusion stuff is stolen from DBZ. Everything else, as far as anime references go, are pretty surface level "US OTAKU HUH????" references to shit that was either a meme, or at one point, one of the very few series known to early American anime fans.
Sugar, like many tumblrite faggots, adopts the facade of a weeb whenever it can give her some hipster cred. She cares about anime as a thing to exploit for her own self-aggrandizing, nothing more.
I think that's speak to his mentality. That Sugar is such a horrible writer with plotlines unused and going nowhere yet is so ingenious that she insert Nazi and Fascist elements into the later episodes that went noticed to anyone but her.
The Gempire isn't even fascist, nor are they nazis, not because Sugar is such a hack that she can't pull off writing such things convincingly, but because that's not the point. The tranny youtuber is just being a retard because they think "bad guys = nazis = fascism" and because the bad guys are mean and have a strict caste system (because Gems are literally born with a strict purpose and place in their society) the dumb faggot thinks that Sugar is trying to make some kind of nazi allegory.
What's really funny is that they freak the fuck out for a while about the episode where Uncle Carl shows up and freaks out because a bunch of space aliens are living on their family property and destroying shit that doesn't belong to them. The tranny actually believed it was wrong that he was redeemed and learned to be more tolerant, because it meant that Sugar was trying to humanize nazis again.
It has way more similarities with Legend of Mana's Jumi. If anything was ripped off, it was that.
>imply that /u/ isn't gay
go back to the closet
>Just because one thing was simulr means it's a ripoff
Sure, whatever you say redditor
Too bad the CGI adaptation had such a low framerate it was vomit inducing, literally.
Why is Steven Universe such deep, captivating series that isn't afraid to deal with deep emotions?
Those attempt at getting brownie points will poison actual discourse for years to come.
>50 minutes of crying
How can a cartoon be so fucking gay?
It's made by a woman, one who is known to have drawn gay porn of characters from the channel she works for, what do you expect
The Ed, Edd, n' Eddy mini episode is unironically great though, so more of that coming to the surface might be a good thing
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Also Houseki no Kuni is prettier
She ripped off a whole lot of anime l but I don't think that was one of them bud
and what she didn't rip off of Land of the Lustrous, she ripped off of the Jumi arc of Legend of Mana
>implying he's wrong
Any of you have that one comic about Amethyst fusing with Steven? The one where she says to Pearl that it "blew her tits off"?
SU returns December 17th with ‘Steven Universe: Diamond Days
>Steven Universe is back on Cartoon Network Monday, Dec. 17. The show has a five-part arc titled Steven Universe: Diamond Days. The premiere episode sees Steven travel to visit family after Ruby and Sapphire's wedding.
>The arc and finale special, which airs Jan. 21, will contain five new original songs, each released the day after their debut.
>With many changes going on in his life, Steven tries to find his place in the world.
>Steven throws a party to bring his family together.
>Steven uses his psychic powers to find help.
Steven Universe: Battle of Heart and Mind
>Steven faces his biggest challenge yet.
Does this mean that the show is finally gonna end?
>Legs From Here to Homeworld releases in December
Wasn't it already released?
>Steven wears a dress.
on the app yes this is for tv airings
>cries all the time
>tries to solve every problem by throwing emotions at it
>breaks into song for no apparent reason
>completely lacks any masculine qualities
shoulda just made him a chick.
But then it won't be "subversive" or "breaking boundaries" anymore.
>>Steven faces his biggest challenge yet.
Jogging half a mile?
The original is more revolting.
THIS, Christ I keep confusing this with secret of mana and thus I can't find it back, but there is an extensive copypasta that highlights every stolen aspect of legend of mana, by Sugar.
>>>Steven faces his biggest challenge yet.
>Jogging half a mile?
Not falling into a diabetic induced coma?
Most notably the jumi die if their gem core is removed or damaged while the SU gems would suffer a similar fate with a different context. There's also the healing tears (Florina's in LoM). The cluster also carries some inspiration from the gathered jumi gems at the end of the plotline.
There're more similarities of course, but I haven't played LoM in a longass time and can't recall all of the finer points
To name a few
>The Jumi are a gem-based race named (or at least having names inspired) after the jewel embeded into their bodies
>>This jewel is the most important part and as long as it's fine, they're fine
>>If the jewel is removed for whatever reason it's dangerous for the jumi (either death or severe injury)
>The Jumi have a diamond as a matriarch
>There is a special jumi with healing tears
>There's two opposed factions, one of which wants to destroy something with a massive cluster of gems
>The pearl jumi uses a weapon that has a long staff
>The gems can become corrupted beasts under the right conditions
There's more, but while LotLis the more popular one, it's clear that LoM is the main source of "inspiration" for the Gems of steven universe.
Thanks. Now I have eye cancer and ear cancer.
Nice, I'm happy that the crystal fucks have to pipe down for a while.
Wasn't there an episode where every single shot was an anime reference? Many, no doubt, from the "deep" ending to Evangelion, which had nothing to do with the budget running out.
There was an Initial D episode
It ended on Stevonnie trying to dis the opposition by saying "second place isn't too bad…for my first time driving!"
The race only had two cars
It could have been worse; at least the episode had eurobeat and drift racing
Going by the list of references that's on their wiki, or wherever those images come from, they can't go more than a few seconds without making a reference to something. I guess it's easier to storyboard out something when you just tack screencaps of Sailor Moon or Utena to the board.
This is now a steven nazi-verse thread, post your rare DasGemKorp pics
Did they ever fix Steven's annoying ass voice? Because that's the only thing keeping me from getting back into this show.
>That's the only thing keeping me from getting into a show filled with poz dykes and faggots
It definitely changed over the years
They've tried to age up the character during the course of the show, but given the dialog and the delivery they demand out of him, he'll always sound like an annoying, limp-wristed faggot.
>everything i don't like is reddit
>not at least using the tumblr insults to be consistent
Who the fuck keeps bumping this thread?
>Steven faces his biggest challenge yet.
That reminds me I need to check out the latest chapter. I wonder if it's updated.
Not calling it Diamond Dogs…
>not using RSS feeds for manga
come on lad
anyone got that review of every episode by an anon that got ass cancer?
So was there a new ep todayM
"Legs From Here to Homeworld" leaked months ago
I don't like RSS feeds, it always feels like my computer is being violated.
WHY DOES EVERYTHING CALLING OUT GARBAGE GET TAKEN DOW
Mistercaption also shitting on everything Bethesda got taken down.
you sound retarded ie like you dont know what an RSS feed is
vid is up in burgerland
yup, hid your post
>Posting shit that has been posted before and not even good stuff
just like you, garbage
It looks like it's back up. JewTube now dabbed on E;R's hate;r speech and put it in a limited state
Even fucking Kingdom Hearts isn't as gay as this show.
You forgot your sage, anon.
>Cartoon Network decides to start airing new episodes of the show weekly again
>They choose to do this at the end of the year so now they have new episodes premiering during Christmas and New Years.
THE STATE OF THIS SHOW
What was the second link?
Has steven fully transitioned yet?
it has begun… seen the ep yet? >>1042247
Wrong board Aaron.
They really want the show to end.
Too bad Sugar roped them in with a demonic contract.
<it's an episode with a song
<steven is a fucking faggot
>everyone other than pink is busy conquering other worlds
>"Hey Garnet! Hey Pearl! Let's have a party with the people who slaughtered all your friends!"
>he's wearing protagonist clothing now
>there's not even a little bit of complexity to the colorscheme, it's just fucking pink and dark pink and lighter pink
USE COMPLEMENTARY COLORS
CONTRAST HIS DESIGN WITH SOMETHING THAT MAKES IT POP
HIS BELLY GEM LOOKS SO FLAT THAT THE PENTAGON ON THE BELLY LOOKS LIKE IT'S FACING THE CAMERA AT ALL TIMES
WHY THE FUCK IS THE SAME LINE THICKNESS USED ALL THE WAY AROUND?
WHY IS STEVEN GOING ON ALL THESE ADVENTURES AND HIS BODY SHAPE IS STILL HAMBEAST MODE?
BECAUSE THEY COULDN'T JUST DRAW HIS ARMS AS FAT NOODLES IF THEY DEFINED HIS BODY SHAPE, THAT'S WHY
WHY DO THEY THINK MAKING A DESIGN MONOCHROMATIC IS A GOOD IDEA?
ADAM WORE A PINK TUNIC WITH BLUE PANTS
SKELETOR IS COMPLETELY BLUE, BUT HIS ARMOR IS PURPLE AND HIS SKULL IS WHITE TO YELLOW GIVEN THE EPISODE
THE THUNDERCATS ALL HAVE SOME AMOUNT OF RED AND GREEN THAT GOES WELL WITH THE ORANGE, AND THE GRAY ONE HAS HIS OWN ENTIRE PALETTE
HIS HAIR IS BROWN
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING POP WITH ALL THE PINK, WHY THE FUCK DID THEY CHOOSE BROWN?
OH RIGHT BECAUSE JEWS
painanon is that you
No, I'm just someone about as angry as he was.
> All shitpost
> No Ops that creates asshurt from "fans"
A reminder that Steven Universe is literally Rebecca Sugar's self-insert into her anime fanfic show.
What an ugly man.
Looks worse every time I see her.
Steven Universe needs to be cancelled and Rebecca Sugar needs to be investigated.
Weekly reminder she drew hentai of Ed Edd and Eddy.
I thought it was just Edd and Eddy.
Ed gets no love.
If any big media outlet ever reports about a cartoon creator that drew underage porn she would have her career ruined quicker than James Gunn.
There's an idea. Someone should e-mail the Wall Street Journal or whatever and have them make a headline calling Sugar a pedophile.
they only eat their own when it benefits them, or they go against the machine
How would an article about "The Most Successful Pedophile in Animation," as an example, not benefit them with mountains of clicks?
On reflection, it would probably be something like Breitbart making that article.
After I heard about Steven being based on Sugar's younger brother I assumed he was a turbo ass faggot, but he seems completely normal. I wonder how he feels about his sister using his image to promote kike identity politics propaganda.
I have a hard time believing that having her as an older sibling would make you "completely normal."
Haven't loads of animators drawn fucked up shit like that? Wasn't there like a whole episode of Rugrats like this that was storyboarded out by the artists.
>"The Most Successful Pedophile in Animation, and why that's a good thing"
yeah but that was funny
Not what I had in mind, but it would still make good fodder for a massive backlash.
Yes, I know there's a plethora of, "This Bad Thing Exists, and Why That's a Good Thing" articles. What I'm saying is, even an article in that format would probably create enough of a backlash to affect Sugar's career.
I'm sure he really appreciates his older sister always drawing him as the biggest dress wearing faggot in the universe.
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Does she know about Houseki no Kuni?
nah man she rips off lots of older anime, LOTS
like princess utena and some super old shit
Why does mainstream Western animation seem to have this one-sided love affair with with Japan's shit industry?
Marxists liking anything is usually one-sided.
between Land of the Lustrous and the jumi arc of Legend of Mana, you have 100% of the primary thematic elements of Steven Universe
that was internal storyboard jam exercise. It did not and was never intended to make it to episode status
everything you see in Steven universe is a piss poor imitation of a far better japanese show
Neither was Eddy ass-raping Double D.
I laughed when yellow dusted them in a half second, this show is 90% filler it's truly impressive. And stevonnie is one of the most disgusting things I've ever laid eyes on and steven not being embarassed to wear that ridiculous outfit is unvarnished propaganda. In the real world connie would've laughed the first time she saw steven dressed like that, he's like a clown.
Will Blue & Yellow ever fuse?
Obviously they all will, white will be the first to approve of it and they'll fall in line.
The Virgin Walk vs. The Chad Stride
>Yellow just fucking killed everyone
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>not infinitely shit
you came to the wrong neighborhood faggot
I never said it wasn't shit.
you implied that a japanese show was not far better than a show that is infinitely shit
and that makes you retarded
>Having eyes and ears means you're retarded
>this nigger and his hyperbole
just kill yourself already
>Japan's animation industry isn't, wasn't always and will not always be shit
And that makes you retarded.
yeah this got tired a while ago, post your metric for good cartoons already
Was that what we're talking about?
doesn't matter if we're just shitposting I guess
Thats always the topic on hand.
get gassed bud
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>wanting steven universe general
>Connie is the most retarded fucking person to have ever existed, even outpacing Steven's downie ass
>Immediately gets them escorted to the gas chambers, and gets all their faggot friends executed on the spot, along with some randos that joined in
Finally, this show's going places
silly pearl, she is no a jew
Are you sure?
That's one very prominent nose.
what are you suggesting, I dont want to assume for this one
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promo for the one hour special surfaced online.
>Hey, Steven. This party is boring. Let's dance. We totally won't accidentally fuse, pissing off the Diamonds and fucking us over.
Ok so despite my usual fascination with train wrecks I've still never been able to watch full episodes of this. Did they ever come up with a reason why Steven can fuse with Connie but apparently not with other humans?
They haven't, but then again, they haven't given Steven any kind of opportunity for it to happen. So presumably, because Sugar is a huge faggot hipster, the reason is because they are in love and have some sort of meaningful connection. The rules and nature of fusion are a fucking mess, though.
>is there a reason why steven can fuse with connie
mostly because he hasn't tried it with anyone else, from my memory, also he hasn't tried it with anyone else because muh special bond that only two fused people can share.
>they dance in a very orderly and ballroom way
>steven is in his pudgy fat kid form still, looking like a child when he should be looking like a ruler lording over his subjects who are very politely dancing for him
>spits in the face of tradition and dances with a human and then fuses with them on the dance floor
It would have been more interesting if he asked one of the diamonds to dance and had enough self control not to fuse, you know, if this show had any tact or anything like that.
Honestly laughed though, seeing those events unfold in a >predictabo manner was hilarious
10min eps don't leave enough time for anything
>steven is in his pudgy fat kid form still
Why didn't they ever have Steven try to master his shapeshifting? If anything, it would've let them get away with drawing him even more retarded and off-model.
It's almost like the zany kid's show timeslot of 11 minute air times is not beneficial to this obviously story driven show, despite all the filler episodes, lending to episodes being too short for plot involvement
News Flash from the 90s, older cartoons used to fill the entire 30 minutes sans commercials with a full plotline so they could effectively tell a story, like how skeletor was trying to start a war on the moon by coordinating a covert attack during peace talks, just so he could swipe up power and start work from the moon to try claiming eternia; it was known every episode that skeletor or some other evil was going to be an asshole and force heman to adventure and save the day, there wasn't even a really big overarching story with it beyond what the opening tells you, which is that heman represents justice under the current sovereign and skeletor wanted to usurp the throne.
At this point I don't understand what the gems are fighting for; is it to stop the destruction of earth? I'm pretty sure they defeated the only single plan the gems had for doing that, and beyond that they haven't made any big moves to try taking over beyond sending small and shitty fighters down there who get wiped by the EDG.
The creators of the show don't have any sense of creativity when it comes to this shit
I'm over here watching Initial D and I realized this show is so fucking grounded with very little super power bullshit and the creator was mentally capable enough to think of a bunch of odd situations to put the protag in to force his shitty little eight-six to the limit.
A show about driving cars is more interesting and has more plot relevant character drama than a fucking show about space magic gemstone people blasting lasers at each other, what the fuck.
A reminder that shows like this one prove that fucking millennials and fucking zoomers are one in the same.
>It's almost like the zany kid's show timeslot of 11 minute air times is not beneficial to this obviously story driven show, despite all the filler episodes, lending to episodes being too short for plot involvement
I don't understand people who argue this, it's like you don't even watch the show even with just 11 minutes they don't jampack it with story this show CHOOSES to be 90% filler. You could reduce entire seasons to like 45-75 minutes of non-filler.
If they had 30 minute episodes I guarantee it'd still all be filler, this reminds of people arguing that the british longer episodes shorter seasons was superior to the american way because it left less time for filler but shows like walking dead are still filled with time wasting episodes even when they have so few per season.
No one is ever forced to make filler, the idea that a shorter timeslot would lead to more filler is ridiculous if they cared about wasting time we would be complaining about endless cliffhangers because of the short timeslot but we're not.
>if there were longer run times there would be more time for filler
I get that the creative team behind SteetS is a bunch of uninspired jews but come down to earth for a second
>given 30 minutes
>making a 30 minute filler episode is completely possible
>they finally come to some story relevant point
>they don't need to chop it up into parts of 11 minutes, they have all the time they need to focus on a central plotline
>the more filler episodes they release the less interested their fanbase will come because watching 30 minutes of filler every week waiting for the diamond in the rough is going to become a chore
They'll eat themselves alive if they decide to do 30 minute episodes because they're not creative enough to make a central and strict plot, but the show tries to have it both ways and makes ploty episodes that don't lend to the time constraints they are required to work under.
It's almost like Hollywood doesn't want to tell stories.
What does Hollyjew have to do with Cartoon Network or Rebecca Sugar's band of tumblrinas?
Are you saying they're not part of Hollywood?
They aren't successful enough to be part of Hollywood.
Mothercunt, they're owned by Turner. Or course thy're part of Hollywood.
>come back to /co/
>see a SU thread where people pretend to hate it but won't admit they actually like it
I still think anything SU related that isn't news should be banned
>pretend to hate it
Some of us have a rule about finishing what we start. Some of us live a life of suffering.
>White pear is broken and watches the dance with a disturbing smile
>LOL THIS IS DARK AND PERTURBING
10/10 writing and subtlety
Why would you do that? Do you not have anything better to do? SU has been bad since the very beginning I don't know what you'd expect.
>Dark and perturbing
It's supposed to be uncomfortable at best
Do you expect them to have chained mandingos come out and suck each other off for the court's amusement or something?
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That reminds me, I believe that there's official lewd artwork of Gadget from Rescue Rangers floating around somewhere. I'm unable to find it, though I do have official art from Wakfu in the meantime.
>host starts fucking their dog in the middle of the dance floor
>they stop the party
man, all this uncultured and intolerant fucks not appreciating the interspecies love
I am sure they are Nazis or something
what a bunch of fascists
>host's pedophile friends jump out to defend him
>also some guy nobody recognizes announces he fucks his sister
more likely canadian
I don't understand the fucking escalation. I was expecting something related to White, but with the others after the supposely happy reconciliation? But of course this shit is only on for the unnecessary drama and political preaching.
They are literally the leadership of a violent dictatorship focused on racial and behavioral purity, even with everything being as rushed as it is to meet whatever deadlines they have for the movie and shit, the tumblr audience would eat them the fuck alive if they just resolved that plot thread with no issues
Shit, they'll probably still be assmad regardless because the problem wasn't solved exclusively with violence
But I would be mad too, nonviolence is boring and gay.
It is, but that's what the show is
Everyone's going to be disappointed when they manage to turn white diamond with the power of friendship despite her being built up as an actual emotionless sociopath
>I could kill myself. If you'd like me too, my diamond.
Im gonna need a webm.
Just watch the damn video.
it's razorfist he's fine
Still reported the video, hopefully youtube takes it down.
are you retarded?
They're cancerous, as this thread shows.
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>Just watch the damn video.
>shilling your shit here
>Shilling his shit
>Shilling his shit in /co/
>Shilling his shit in 8chan /co/
I concur with him, your mental faculties are highly questionable
seems about par for his level
New episode is out but since I don't have a download link for it and it's 95 percent filler anyway, here's the plot summary from the wiki
>filler at right after a critical event
fucking garbage show god damn
Did you expect anything different anon? It’s been repeating this pattern for years now.
I didn't expect, just foolishly hoped
Hollywood is the most successful front for a criminal organization in the world.
So, steven universe is the evangelion of cartoon network?
No that's The Venture Brrothers.
That's the worst thing I've seen written, said, or otherwise expressed about Evangelion.
Evangelion isn't that bad.
That would be moral orle.
Oh god, you're right.
This is what painanon died trying to prevent.
I want to re-state, Rebecca Sugar and the rest of Cartoon Network need to be investigated.
Hollywood always shits on any type of military strategy, but when they confront the concept of war on their own terms, the solution is run away and ignore it.
You spelled "executed" wrong.
explain right now why it is bad
People hsve been using it for awhile.
Steven Universe is proof that the fucking zoomers will be every bit as bad as the fucking millennials.
you have to be well over 30 to be neither
I'm 21. Yeah, I know.
but they aren't watching this shit, they're playing fortnite and watching twitch streams.
I would have to be refuting your point for that to be a rebuttal I'm not and you're retarded for thinking I am
Mentally you mean.
you just said that only people mentally over the age of 20 watch this shit show you dip
>The four part season finale that's going to deal with all this shit is titled "Change Your Mind"
Oh, that's a great sign
I wonder what could possibly happen
Brain transplant, calling it now.
>Steven will win over the only fucking antagonist character left, solving all problems forever
>And it's still gonna go on for AT LEAST another fucking season after this
>And a movie
Why is it so fucking hard for this dumpster fire of a cartoon to let one relevant non-human character be an irredeemable monster that isn't swayed by Steven's hippie faggotry?
From things Sucrose said, I think that was supposed to be the idea
Though I'm pretty sure she was talking about Rose
decent finale but with all things what shows are left anymore to finish up
Nice link faggpt
Steven saves the day by making White Diamond embarassed, she then has a mental breakdown, everyone is back to normal, White Diamond learns some half-assed lesson about letting people "be themselves", then the whole shitshow ends with townie shit (Sadie poorly singing a shitty song) and the off-color gems showing up on Earth just as the Diamonds show up to drop off. Then it cuts to a montage of the Diamonds and the Crystal gems figuring out a way to uncorrupt all the bubbled Gems, Including Jasper (who now has horns and patches of green) as Steven sings the extended theme song.
It's hokey bullshit, but it closes a lot of plot-threads and hopefully it means the show is fucking over.
Apparently there's a movie, but hopefully it's over after that.
>Steven gets even more new abilities because he's the main character
>seemingly competent bad guys/antagonists/whatever crumple like tissue paper at the slightest resistance from Steven because feelings, he's the main character, and some set-up but not really
>everything's fine now, here's a montage to show it because we don't have enough time to iron out the details anyway
>basically 4-6 episodes of story crammed into 1
I could go on but who gives a shit. This episode was like the whole series, half-assed, touchy-feely, pandering crap.
>Corrupted gems getting healed in a shitty montage
>Jasper doesn't even get to talk and she's still partially corrupted
Yeah, it's shit. At least White Diamond was cute.
This shit still makes no sense. The most powerful and oldest Gem in the entire empire and she's a fucking retard who can't conceive of embarrassment or people doing things she doesn't want. Only upside is that I'm sure the extra pissy SJWs will have a lot to say about Sugar trying to redeem such a shitty villain who has engaged in galactic level genocide and oppression just by having her blush, for fuck's sake.
>its a show for socjus chugging not-kids
>Character HAS to become a Mary-Sue in the end
we all knew this would happen in the end
>Big ass fight, against all odds, all hope lost
>Conflict is completely resolved because Steven cracked a shitty one liner
Oh my god
It's the Batman v Superman ending
That's how it's gone the entire series. You shouldn't be surprised at this point.
>Peridot created horrible gem experiments, but it's all good once she decides to be Steven's friend
>Lapis mindraped Jasper for months, but it's cool because she decided she wants to live on Earth with Steven
>Yellow, Blue, and White waged a war against their own people and corrupted most of them , causing them to become horrific monsters, but it's fine because Steven talked to them and made them realize they made everyone sad
Everyone except Jasper gets to be redeemed, because fuck Jasper.
Also, Sunstone aand the Pearl Stven fusion were very shit tier
>A whole 2 season's worth of plot dumped into 40 minutes
>The end result of Steven's gemstone being removed makes no fucking sense given what we know about gem biology
>Pink!Steven is bullshit levels of random asspull powers
>White Diamond becomes good because Steven and Connie sassed her
>Literal genocidal monarchs redeemed, pissing off tumblr and Lily Orchard
>Jasper finally comes back, but doesn't get to do anything but look on in abject confusion as her entire life's purpose is torn down completely, meaning all of the hard work and suffering she endured was all for naught
>Stevonnie was a waste of time
>Lars was a waste of time
>Connie was a wase of time
>All the townies were a waste of time
>Rebecca Sugar wasted all of our time by making the cartoon equivalent of working through her mommy issues
Thank god it's finally over. Aside from the movie, but given this series' track record it won't be out until the heat death of the universe.
Not any worse than
Smokey Quartz Shrek.
jesus christ so many bingos
Yes, in all the worst ways.
That was nothing.
Every chance they got to have some tension was ruined by comedy or bullshit asspulls. The fights were bullshit, the drama boring, the resolutions stupid and forced as hell. I was honestly happy when white was telling steven why pink disguised herself and how much of a horrible person she truly was. I was rooting for the main villain cause by all accounts she was right. I started this show with hope that it would do great things and six years later all I got was this wet turd and some gurren lagann references thrown in my face. I can only imagine what kind of bullshit they're gonna do for the movie. I'm so glad pain anon wasn't here to see this
Absolute crash and burn, although I have to say white diamond looked really good despite having a monochrome colour design.
>Implying surrounding yourself with inferior races and allowing their flaws to co-exist to feel superior is a BAD thing
I am glad that's over.
>I'm so glad pain anon wasn't here to see this
It's actually pretty fucking sad because he died for nothing.
That was an official bingo by CN, of course it's all bingos.
Not one legit fight scene with the big bad out of this whole mess and opal is still the best fusion they've ever done everything else looks like it was shat out by deviant art ESPECIALLY obsidian. This show is anti-story I'm not even that mad about choosing negotiation over direct conflict but there's just never any plot there's not even motivation for whites perfection nonsense nor any clear reason why fusion should have ever been banned or why they love to genocide shit.
I much preferred the initial fan theory that they were some sort of rogue tech from a bygone civilization, I don't see a clear reason why they choose empire it's not like they seem to have a personal motivation to propagate.
And holy motherfuck what is the god damn point of setting up lars if he doesn't contribute in the finale and the same goes for connie, as disgusting as stevonnie is why didn't they fuse with her too when they made obsidian? Hell bismuth peridot and lapis was there why didn't they get them to help too? And lapis is a huge fucking powerhouse. If you're going to preach peaceful negotiation and understanding over violence it's a much easier pill to swallow when your villains aren't mass murdering genocidal maniacs who have no regard for organic life, why should I care more about how their leader doesn't let them fuse like the cool kids when they systematically destroy all intelligent life because they're immortal and don't give a fuck.
What a fucking shitshow. Perfect way to end the series, though.
reality is parrody unto itself
Obsidian was the statue over the house but everything else was absolute trash like rainbow quartz the trans megafaggot
God damnit we've reached the point where newfags don't know about Pain Anon.
Here I wanted an excuse to dump his some of his work anyway
There I'll post more tomorrow. I don't want to get banned cause the mods lost the definition for spam.
Huh it seems this thread is in autosage. Well if you want to read all of pain anon's recaps here's the link.
Aren't there more?
There's no way it's been 3 years
it's been a while
It's like you faggots have no idea where you are or something…
>it's been 3 years
it was kind of just the same frown I watch all the episodes with
I HATE THIS SHOW SO FUCKING MUCH
EVERY STEP OF THE WAY I COULD SEE EXACTLY WHAT THEY WERE TRYING TO DO, BUT EVERY TIME YOU CATCH A GLIMPSE OF IT THEY JUST GET DISTRACTED BY SOMETHING ELSE
THIS COULD HAVE BEEN THE BEST SHOW OF THE LAST DECADE IF THEY HAD JUST FUCKING DONE WHAT THEY WERE TRYING TO DO
IMAGINE FOR A MOMENT, A SHOW ABOUT MAGIC ROCK PEOPLE FROM SPACE THAT FIGHT OTHER ROCK MONSTERS, WHILE HIDING OUT ON EARTH FROM OPPRESSIVE MATRIARCHAL DICTATOR WARLORDS. A REBEL LEADER HAS A CHILD ON EARTH, WHOM LEADS THE WAY TO PEACE, ALL THE WHILE IMPROVING THE LIVES OF THOSE AROUND HIM THROUGH KINDNESS. HE WANTS TO KNOW ABOUT THE MOTHER HE NEVER MET, BUT WILL HE LIKE WHAT HE FINDS? ALSO THEY SING.
SOUNDS FUCKING COOL HUH? TOO BAD IT'S SHIT.
THIS SHOW HAS NO FOCUS AND IT WAS RUINED BECAUSE OF IT.
I let myself be happy for a time, because I thought, if not kill off steven, they would at least bring back pink and run with the idea that steven's entire life was an elaborately constructed lie
But then that didn't happen
They did EXACTLY what they meant to do and that is why it is shit.
Saw it coming a mile away. The only thing I didn't expect was for them to confirm that Rose was actually dead this whole time. Kind of makes the whole "murder mystery" angle they were going for with the 5th season entirely pointless.
Fucking THIS. If nothing else, Steven Universe should stand as a shining example to other creators of how a great idea can be so utterly wasted.
Ok /co/, now that it's almost finally fucking over, I have only one thing to say
It could have been good
There¿s something I can't get out of my mind and is the fact that suits probably ruined the show, dumbing it down for kids. Don't get me wrong, even without CN, I'm sure steven universe would have been as pozzed as possible, if not more than it already is, but the plot could have actually been better and not this convoluted crap we got with the feel good ending. And all proof I needed was
The biggest grip everyone get with SU is the calarts animation, and it's understandable, but look at the pilot, sure, not the best thing ever, but it isn't calarts. Imagine if the whole show, or at least the last arc, was made using this style. Would have at least improved a bit already.
The Steven of the pilot is not half as naive as the one in the show. It could have been less stupid in that way, you could have had actual deaths and touching delicate themes in a way the show couldn't. The show handled some themes pretty nice like Amethyst insecurities and Lapiz relationship with Jasper. But say, take all the ideas anons took, like Rose having to shatter pink diamond instead of being Pink Diamond herself, or Rose lying and being Steven's gem all the time. It could have been done, obviously with some changes, but it could have happened.
So yeah, it could have been better.
LARS APPEARS IN THE LAST FUCKING MINUTE WHILE I WAS WAITING FOR HIM THE WHOLE FUCKING TIME THEY WERE ON HOMEWORLD
>It could have been good
You're living in a fantasy world
Tell me a single reason, outside of pozz that it's pretty much mandatory, as to why it couldn't have been better without CN. CN only dumbed it down and probably restricted the whole thing.
>outside of pozz
Buddy it was conceived of POZZ, if you take out the pozz you take out half the show. You could say "if only this were different" about any show but you will always fundamentally change the show. No space lesbians, no gay music, no "Diversity" that shit is all covered under pozz, pozz isn't ONE thing it's a shitload of progressive things including the REM wannabees playing ukuleles. Dont give me that "besides pozz" bullshit that's the core of the problem with the show and shaped it from the beginning right down to the lesbian moms and effeminate gender queer male lead and if you take those out you end up with super robot monkey team hyperforece go.
You misunderstood "outsider the pozz", fucking idiot. I didn't mean the pozz to be removed, that's why I said it's mandatory, I meant that EVEN WITH THE POZZ, it could have been better than what we got based on the pilot. I'm not denying the pozz is shit but you'd have had it either way.
>super robot monkey team hyperforece go
You shut the fuck up about that perfect show
>outsider the pozz
Clearly I did misunderstand if you typed the wrong fucking word genius, if you want people to understand you try writing coherent sentences as if english is your first language.
That shit aside it could never have "been good" as you said before, shit is shit is shit. If we're now talking about how it could have been better yeah it could have been better in a lot of ways, just having the characters stay to scale and stay on model would have been leaps and bounds for the shows animation, even with the calarts shit animation. But you didnt't say IT COULD HAVE BEEN BETTER, you said IT COULD HAVE BEEN GOOD and you're dead fucking wrong.
>You shut the fuck up
Anon I didn't say anything bad about it, in fact I used it as an example of a good show, the kind of show it likely would have been if they removed the POZZ.
I wrote it right in my first post, faggot.
>But you didnt't say IT COULD HAVE BEEN BETTER, you said IT COULD HAVE BEEN GOOD and you're dead fucking wrong.
Well, you're right. I did say it could have been better in the end, plus, I believe it could have been good if it was more straight forward about it's faggot nature.
>I did say it could have been better in the end
>I believe it could have been good if it was more straight forward about it's faggot nature
>There¿s something I can't get out of my mind and is the fact that suits probably ruined the show, dumbing it down for kids.
Alright I'm gonna stop you there, faggot. Steven Universe didn't fail because of CN execs meddling with the production, nor did it fail due to monetary limitations. Steven Universe failed because of Steven Universe. It failed because Sugar, Quartey, and all the other latte-guzzling beta fucks who worked on this show have no idea how to write worth a damn. They thought that just because they have an idea for the show that they think is cool that it absolutely NEEDS to be included in some form, whether or not it conflicts heavily with everything else or is entirely counter to the tattered pieces of cloth they call a plot.
>They want to make stories about Steven
<But they also want to flesh out literally everyone else, too
>They want to have adventures involving aliens and other fantastical shit
<But they also want to tell boring slice-of-life stories about human characters nobody cares about
>They want to have cool fight scenes
<But they want to send a message about the importance of peaceful resolution
>They want to have powerful villains to cause conflict for our heroes to overcome
<But they aren't willing to compromise on the idea that everyone can be friends and get along
>They want the hero to have all sorts of cool powers to play around with
<But they don't actually want to put in the effort of having him actually earn those abilities
>It failed because Sugar, Quartey, and all the other latte-guzzling beta fucks who worked on this show have no idea how to write worth a damn
Yes, but my point is that it would have been harder to fuck it up if the style in the pilot was there in the whole show. From Steven not being as stupid as a rock to the animation being harder to fuck up.
I'm not saying it's all CN execs, but the fact that the show had to be grounded for kids means it lost a lot of potential seen in the pilot.
As for literal fillers, I wouldn't mind if they didn't get in the way of the actual plot. The most recent I remember is the goddamn watermelon episode in the middle of Steven being in jail.
>it up if the style in the pilot was there in the whole show
The pilot doesn't look that much like Calarts sameface shit, and I never saw Steven calling someone stupid.
>fucks around all the time singing songs and shit
>gets fuck all done
>random shit triggers his new power which serves to save the day
>in fact I used it as an example of a good show
It just pops out? Fuck, any kid would've tried to do that on their own just to see if they could.
I love the french.