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File: d394ed9e6be4403⋯.png (24.18 KB, 390x363, 130:121, Questionable Attire.png)

 No.1047873

So people were wondering what the post limit was: it's 750.

Last thread archives:

https://archive.fo/aJWOe

https://web.archive.org/web/20190204011015/https://8ch.net/co/res/1030816.html

Older stuff (Editfag Prime):

Edits: http://imgur.com/a/Sf5J0

Omits: http://imgur.com/a/HtKr0

Twitter Bully: http://imgur.com/a/Jb1a1

 No.1047874

File: 1ebc960502b4630⋯.jpg (128.32 KB, 893x1047, 893:1047, DyVChBRW0AAQxmJ.jpg)

File: f4e06e831ea182b⋯.jpg (163.6 KB, 1072x1258, 536:629, DyVp9C6X0AMDeuk.jpg)

File: 1a9c89838e3654b⋯.jpg (164.06 KB, 913x1121, 913:1121, DyWRebaWkAAsDgq.jpg)

Reposting per request and further mockery: >>1047733


 No.1047875

File: eb54b51a0e9b16b⋯.jpg (164.01 KB, 929x1317, 929:1317, DyXQBflX4AICWzi.jpg)

File: 2ac8d760671305b⋯.jpg (134.92 KB, 954x1200, 159:200, DyXtmn1X0AAcwNA.jpg)

File: 826ecd4c9527d47⋯.jpg (65.12 KB, 1153x427, 1153:427, DyXtnIeX0AEugTp.jpg)


 No.1047876

File: b3be91be3316441⋯.jpg (89.77 KB, 587x587, 1:1, Hogan's Hero.jpg)

I wonder if you cornered Jeph in a place where he couldn't Google his arguments, what he'd say when asked why he hates Howard Schultz so much. Of course the real answer is, "MSNBC told me to."


 No.1047877

>>1047876

He's probably just antisemitic.


 No.1047879

>>1047876

He doesn't hate capitalism enough and his chain beat the shit out of the real world equivalent of Coffee of Doom. Plus anyone who bitched about Trump being a businessman instead of a politician will have to eat their words to endorse Schultz.


 No.1047883

>>1047876

He probably believes Schultz is racists because one manager at one location told two annoying guys to please GTFO because they were being annoying.


 No.1047884

File: cd32df863c66a9b⋯.png (176 KB, 800x1160, 20:29, 3931.png)

Speaking of Jeph's bullshit…


 No.1047886

>>1047884

Women really hate dick bulges.


 No.1047889

>>1047886

maybe lesbians


 No.1047918

>>1047884

Only fucking hipsters would wear their emotional disorders/insecurities on their sleeve like this.

They seem to do it in lieu of actually having a personality.


 No.1047920

>>1047884

>>1047918

In fact, Marigold's insecurities here seem to be making her paranoid and extremely possessive.

I don't see any guy staying in such a relationship if she starts panicking at the thought of him just walking down the street.

He's more of a carer at this point than a boyfriend.


 No.1047931

>>1047884

Of course the lesbian has to loudly proclaim her lesbian status.


 No.1047957

>>1047884

Jeph is so, so proud for knowing what a dance belt is. It's like the dictionary.com word of the day thing he does but with industry-specific props.


 No.1047970

>>1047884

Holy shit, customers!


 No.1047971

>>1047920

>I don't see any guy staying in such a relationship if she starts panicking at the thought of him just walking down the street.

I don't see any guy starting a relationship with Marigold.


 No.1047977

Just looked over the old thread, and I'm really impressed by Jeph recently. The best way to tell a story about a tranny character injecting weeds with his mom and boss is to make it almost completely without conflict and end on a non-sequitur about a wandering borzoi. It'll be really great if the week the dog was supposed to wait at the shelter is completely forgotten about and there's no conclusion to the one thing that happened (current real-time wait is at 72 days).

I did actually like the part where Roko was applying for a job and the robots were being nutjob perverts, felt like a return to less shitty form. Too bad it was short and overshadowed by serious business bullshit about "AI rights" and the existential horror of being forced into an immediately available, fully funded replacement body with no functional differences. Amazing of Jeph to believe that he wrote a tear-jerking romance story between Faye and Menstro, would have loved to see him try to describe it as a true entwining of kindred spirits instead of glossing over the recap with a blank panel.

I skipped the Robot Thunderdome arc outside of these threads, but there's a stunning lack of dramatic narrative in Roko's character, just like every other character in QC. She feels bad about her job as a robocop over the robot fights, quits, and shortly loses her chassis. What a tremendous opportunity to put her directly in the shoes of the poor, oppressed robots she now empathizes with by NOT paying for the upgraded chassis now. She's in debt slavery without a paycheck because AIs don't get to walk around with tens of thousands of dollars of debt unlike humans, giving her an incentive to care about AI rights for reasons beyond

>oh I just realized being a good person means caring about this shit

Something more than a setup for stupid bullshit about super powerful robot fwiends, at least.


 No.1047978

>>1047971

Yeah, what does she bring to the table, really? She's not fit, doesn't cook, doesn't clean and in fact eagerly lives in squalor, has long term hygiene issues, is unemployed or is minimally employed via her father taking pity on her, isn't particularly intelligent, knowledgeable or skilled, not good socially so no good at parties and other gatherings, quick to anger, quick to start a scene and blame the other party. She basically embodies all the negative female attributes, some of the negative male attributes (neckbeard lifestyle), and possesses few, if any, positive female attributes. She's not even supportive in the motherly or big sister kind of way, something most non-lesbian females can do.


 No.1048004

File: 9a6bcc57f1f9509⋯.png (138.09 KB, 800x1160, 20:29, 3932.png)

This is bad even for Jeph. The last panel should clearly be Emily saying something that is innocuous in her universe but the exact opposite of what Marigold wants to hear, like how the suit worked so well on Dale because of her accurate measurements.


 No.1048017

>>1048004

I'm guessing she means WikiHow and not Wikipedia but it's embarrassing either way.


 No.1048041

>>1048004

>Emily known to build impossibly advanced scientific thingies of all kinds

Emily is just a virgin Raven. My guess is, Jeff forgot that they are two different people..


 No.1048044

File: ca5c6151c034dfd⋯.png (1.57 MB, 1024x768, 4:3, Bondage_Collar_Example.png)

>>1047971

>>1047978

Insecure overweight nerd girls of will do anything you ask of them, no matter how much you push them out of their comfort zone, as long as you're firm, confident, and practice good aftercare habits.


 No.1048046

>>1048044

Nah, this would mean Dale would have to be sexually assertive. It's literally impossible for Jeph to write such a male - he'd collapse into a convulsing heap, pissing and shitting himself, if he even tried.

>>1048004

>reading wiki articles on how to be a better grownup.

Only fucking hipsters would feel the need for this because "adulting is like, so haaaaard".

What Marigold needs is a fucking psychiatrist.

Either that or a slap across the face every time she acts weird.


 No.1048063

>>1048044

Have a Fetlife, can confirm this is true. I have a very passionate speech about "unlocking a sub's true potential" and "bringing pleasure and pain to my partner as a subtle art form."

Then I make sure to message girls in my area with normal, non-sexual conversation.

Sooner or later, I get a reply, and within a few days that reaches a coffee date, and we're back at her place.

Half of them aren't even fat, or married. I'm actually meeting up with a skype camgirl in person later this week, no purchase required.


 No.1048095

>>1048041

Hell, he forgets Emily and Dora are different people, too.

>>1048044

I dunno, I give it 50/50 she says something buzzkilling like, "This makes me uncomfortable, let's watch six hours of yaoi hentai instead."


 No.1048096

File: a703ddbf94780e5⋯.png (8.2 KB, 587x180, 587:180, felch.png)

These dog park people are probably the first actual friends Jeph has ever made. Ladder-climbing social media people don't count. I mean he's pushing 40 and has had multiple dogs but has just discovered that dogs like playing fetch in general and their owners won't really give a shit if someone else plays with their dog.


 No.1048101

>>1048096

>transgressive

WHAT THE ACTUAL FLYING EVERLOVING FUCKING HELLFIRE DOES TRANSGRESSIVE MEAN??!!


 No.1048103

File: fb73a114a165ac0⋯.png (12.36 KB, 547x167, 547:167, Transgression.png)

>>1048101

Don't worry, it's a real word and it has nothing to do with trannies.


 No.1048110

>>1048096

He feels weirdly guilty about taking care of someone else's dog but not about fucking them?


 No.1048120

>>1048110

Well he only ever fucked his own dog, which is clearly not transgressive enough to count.

Oh no what if he plays fetch as dogfucking foreplay and that's why he's feeling guilty


 No.1048144

File: c5e63cde5a976d3⋯.jpg (60.21 KB, 720x355, 144:71, A Shelby is fine too.jpg)

>>1048110

Maybe he's paranoid and feels the other owners know what he's really thinking when playing with the dogs.


 No.1048146

File: ccf495eb3393c42⋯.png (170.67 KB, 800x1160, 20:29, 3933.png)

A known ditz is entertained by trivial things, how humorous.


 No.1048148

>>1048146

You just summarized my entire life.


 No.1048149

File: f0fe237d415f91b⋯.jpg (75.1 KB, 450x450, 1:1, 2019-02-05-21-56-17.jpg)

>>1048146

>Dumb writer has smart character incorrectly spew science at the reader

I want this trend to die.


 No.1048154

>>1048149

WUBA LUBA DUB DUB I WANT MY SZECHUAN SAUCE LEONARD! I'M PICKLE SHELDOOOOOOON! BAZINGA!


 No.1048173

>>1048146

Looks like Jeph came dangerously close to developing drama via actual plot so scared himself into this lolsorandumb bullshit.


 No.1048177

>>1048146

I don't even get it. She got a guy a coffee because they seem to know each other and likes her job?

Is a woman supposed to hate her job because she has to consider everything as sexist and a wrong choice? Is that it?

Holy shit how do women live when they overcomplicate their own life that much?!


 No.1048178

>>1048154

I think anon used that pic as the same example as his statement. I hope. Because he sucks cock if he likes that shitshow.


 No.1048190

File: f5d21c523c92d53⋯.png (93.83 KB, 629x1173, 37:69, f5d21c523c92d532a67a91a2fe….png)

>>1048178

You are correct. Big bang theory was amusing at first, but its humor quickly wore thin and then it got a second season. It was best when it was "Autists solve everyday problems in ridiculous ways", but "Hey, remember [thing]!?" is easier to write. Not to mention them bragging about how they have real life practicing physicists working to double check the equations that get scribbled onto white boards, but that didn't stop the characters from spewing forth incorrect popscience babble.


 No.1048195

File: 38f23000430d05d⋯.png (116.24 KB, 1168x705, 1168:705, 0206191000.PNG)

meanwhile….gamergate drama


 No.1048196

>>1048195

When did jeph become a checkmark?


 No.1048197

>>1048190

Leonard: Hey Sheldon.

Sheldon: Lord of the Rings.

Audience: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

>>1048196

He's been one for years. What's funny is that it's totally not a status symbol but a method of verification. That's why they let Jeph change his handle on a daily basis, so that people know who he is at a glance.


 No.1048200

>>1048195

Russ came in promising to rededicate the site to social justice and feminism and now it's all going down in flames again.


 No.1048216

>>1048195

>Zoe Quinn

>victim of Gamergate

Shit, I guess Nixon was a victim of Watergate then.


 No.1048237

>>1048216

Unironically true, the CIA did it.


 No.1048238

>>1048195

>Gamergate

>2019

Please let this meme die.


 No.1048239

>>1048238

Not until Sargon triggers the libs, owns the libs by getting Trump to tweet out #gamergate2.0


 No.1048240

>>1048239

GAMERGATE 2.O IS GOING TO HAPPEN BECAUSE SARGON SAID SO AND MUNDANE MATT PROTECTOR OF THE INTERNET WITH THE POWER OF FALSE FLAGS WILL LEAD THE WAY AGAIN


 No.1048246

File: aac4219e3aee851⋯.png (149.21 KB, 800x1160, 20:29, 3934.png)

r'nee really doesn't seem the type to race mix


 No.1048250

>>1048246

She doesn't. Anal only.


 No.1048255

File: 7fc264a6dc2555a⋯.png (652.6 KB, 1000x924, 250:231, 1463639375108-0.png)

>>1048246

>>1048250

Only stiffly in the missionary with her eyes shut tight as Clinton whispers in her ear that he knows exactly how much she wants him because he can see through her stone faced autism. And I guess Elliot is prepping himself off panel, since Jeph was setting up a polyamorous relationship that he promptly forgot about


 No.1048257

>>1048255

Nice pic but we're talking about the other one.


 No.1048261

>>1048257

My bad, I got the brown women confused. I'll bet money that there's a strapon in R'nee's room when we get a wide shot.


 No.1048266

>>1048246

>Always inspect your eyes

>Petrick's left eye is uncolored in panel one

I thought he had some kind of disorder


 No.1048268

File: 88fef5205194a27⋯.png (405.22 KB, 601x6603, 601:6603, qc tutorial.png)

>>1048266

Jeph meant to draw a pupil but fucked it up or downsized it out of existence. Then he ran his automated coloring program and didn't review the results, even though he says he does.


 No.1048275

>>1048246

>Shut it, Patrick

R'nee's getting possessive of her one night stand, internet hook-up…?

I'm surprised there aren't more gays in this comic - the women are all insufferable cunts so I could believe all the men in town will give up on them, entirely.


 No.1048284

>>1048268

Yet another lie to add to the mountain of falsehoods Jeph has carved his throne of mediocrity from.


 No.1048287

>>1048266

>That hardware

For fuck's sake, you could do QC in fucking Mario Paint.

And why would anyone ask how to draw it anyway? Anyone trying their hand at fan art would likely have to reduce their overall ability to drop to QC standards.


 No.1048306

>>1048275

>tfw Clinton, Marten, and Dale are more feminine than nearly all the XX chromosome people

>>1048287

And that was 12 years ago. Jeph has posted on Twitter his updated rigs, and they're always absolute top of the line iMacs. I haven't checked specifically, but I bet he bought the $15k iMac Pro that came out about a year ago. An 18-core workstation w/ 16 GB VRAM & 128 GB regular RAM meant for CAD or something but used for Manga Studio and Photohop paint bucket plugins that are probably single threaded. Ironically he's probably better off with a 4 or 6 core machine because his workflow will prefer clock rate rather than cores.


 No.1048331

File: b67592464b944d8⋯.png (1.44 MB, 1600x2320, 20:29, 3935.png)

Do real world people really get this uptight over these questions? I have a very obviously Eastern European last name and people ask me if it's Polish or Russian or something like that. I just answer the question and assume no malice. Why would I? They're clearly just curious. To me this strip is on the level of "Silly females can't handle the masculine power of the Blue Yeti microphone."


 No.1048337

>>1048331

Does Brun not know where Lebanon is? or what it is?


 No.1048338

>>1048337

It's a type of balogna from Pennsylvania, duh!


 No.1048341

>>1048331

>I want to know more about you

>REEEEEEEEEEE

This just makes it seem like she was looking for excuses to kick her one night stand out of the house. He literally did nothing wrong, but now he's the badguy?


 No.1048349

>>1048342

Even that was perfectly fine until he asked a single question, clarified it, and complimented her.


 No.1048357

>>1048331

>Do real world people really get this uptight over these questions?

It's not like Jeph would know either way. Aside from tumblrites who want to be offended, it should only hurt niggers who take it as a reminder that they're a vague mix of unsuccessful sub-Saharan tribes and white farmers who wanted an organic sex toy.


 No.1048359

>>1048331

Right, so obviously Jeph got upset about something he read online and decided to construct this strawman and have his second most annoying, but most obnoxious, character play the part of himself.

And ultimately the moral of his story is, "Just pretend like she's white"


 No.1048369

File: a55f174227a4090⋯.png (66.23 KB, 569x1196, 569:1196, no one cares where you are….png)

>>1048359

Jeph got lost in those generic clickbait advertorial articles that news sites put at the bottom of every post and found a reblog of one of these.


 No.1048372

File: b62ff1a07ce7a2f⋯.gif (1.29 MB, 524x276, 131:69, b62ff1a07ce7a2fd823e5ed22f….gif)

>>1048369

>Wanting to know more about people is racist

Wat?


 No.1048373

>>1048359

>Just pretend like she's white

So hold her to a reasonable standard of behavior and self-control? Or do I blame her for all the world's problems?


 No.1048375

>>1048331

>I am ethnically Lebanese, having a family that originates in the country of Lebanon

<That is exotic

>Exotic means originating in a distant country

>I do not originate in a distant country

>Renee gets angry in support

Guys I think Jeph had a stroke, someone call all the local ambulances and send them elsewhere.


 No.1048505

>>1048331

Personally I wouldn't ask anyone where they were from unless they had a foreign accent, but I'm an expat myself. If it were their name I would ask where that is from, and then follow it up with "Oh, is that where your family is from?"

There seems to be an obsession on the identity-driven left that identities have to be ignored unless they're being attacked.


 No.1048512

>>1048197

Leonard: Hey Sheldon.

Sheldon: Lord of the Rings had to end with the eagles……BAZINGA

Audience: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

FTFY


 No.1048513

>>1048373

>Or do I blame her for all the world's problems

anon said white not jew :^)


 No.1048531

>>1048513

He said blame, not cause. :^)


 No.1048540

>>1047884

>good job remembering the dance belt

Why would she even know he was wearing one? Did she just assume he was a packaged donkey? This is cock shaming.

>hissing at paying customers

jesus christ

I also just realized the logo says CofD which could be misconstrued as COCK OF DOOM

I'm pushing this

>>1048146

>>1048149

>dumb writers who have no concept of how anything at all works trying to write up simple explanations for things from very smart characters

>smarter media says even less and gets the concepts across better than they ever could

I'm glad something like Blade Runner/Do Computers Dream of Electric Sheep exists

>>1048331

>dude is actively hitting on brun

>R'nee, the obviously worse sexual partner is suddenly enraged by a man who knows what he wants when he sees something better

>R'nee, who is obviously not accustomed to what the term "Hookup" means, gets defensive, not because it's her friend, but because a man who had sex with her is fine with leaving the hookup as what it was

>calls him a fucking pig even though R'nee is assuredly just as promiscuous if not more so than this man

>just to clarify, it wasn't because he was trying to get down with her friend, it was because she was in the room while it was happening

Once again, Jeph wants it both ways and can be given neither for it.


 No.1048541

File: 6879c5f6453bff7⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 137.64 KB, 350x350, 1:1, carlos-01.png)

>>1048540

>Jeph wants it both ways

No I'm pretty sure he's just a faggot, not bi


 No.1048710

>>1047873

forgot my recap shitpost last week:

>lesbian mechanics still suck at their jobs but also they might help robots dispose of murder evidence

>clarence wants to be a librarian but got high when he was supposed to be studying for finals which haven't been brought up again

>roko quits being a cop to work in a volunteer job that doesn't pay, gets a new body, and chills with skynet

>jeph is very anxious about dale's penis, and even more anxious about interracial sex


 No.1048716

File: 1629fb0a655c9f6⋯.png (142.29 KB, 800x1160, 20:29, 3936.png)

>Some people get off on burning bridges after they get what they wanted

Is this supposed to be ironic? She's the one who invited him over for night owl sex and kicked him out at the earliest possible opportunity. It's not even clear he had enough time to brush his teeth with R'nee's toothbrush. Then, because he knew he was losing the war with the audience, Jeph made him call R'nee a bitch because no reasonable person would do such a thing after being literally pushed out of a house.

QC would improve by at least 15% if the author set up these situations so that the audience could argue over the decorum but he clearly takes sides, and he almost always sets up the "bad guy" as the morally or factually correct party.

>>1048505

It really is funny.

SJW: My identity. My identity. My identity. My identity.

You: Your identity.

SJW: RACIST! BIGOT! MISOGYNIST! TRANSPHOBE! HOMOPHOBE! NAZI! DONALD TRUMP! GAMERGATE! ALT RIGHT!


 No.1048720

>>1048716

>he was hitting on you in front of me

>also I didn't learn his name either and only cared about him for his body

Openly misandrist.


 No.1048754

File: 0c3038bf94a793e⋯.gif (3.01 MB, 260x260, 1:1, Dont test me woman this gi….gif)

>>1048716

I have a friend who is addicted to Tinder. I've had to pick him up and drive him to his car several times, so I can confirm that Jeph is creating a very accurate portrayal of how the "Morning After" conversations go.

I'm also aware that stranding yourself in persuit of rancid pussy is a terrible idea, and I've told him so on numerous occasions


 No.1048763

>>1048716

>pencil-dick

Believe it or not, not the most hurtful thing to yell at someone you voluntarily had sex with just 8 hours ago. As a writer, I'd have gone with something like "I faked it, you fumble-fingered loser!" or "I can't believe I wasted a pity-fuck on you!"


 No.1048766

File: 228140ee9edee80⋯.jpg (492.84 KB, 1595x1687, 1595:1687, ethnic edit.jpg)

I foolishly had a look at Jeph's fans' reactions to this past few strips, and I think they saw something like this:


 No.1048767

>>1048766

Fuck's sake

it's the billionth time but it's still amazing how easy good writing would make this entire shitshow of a comic into an actually nice and funny work of art, great stuff anon


 No.1048791

>>1048716

So did he get his shirt back or not?


 No.1048793

>>1048754

I like how he throws that tiny fake tree with such force that it knocks over that woman who isn't fat but also not skinny.

>>1048766

Eyebrows are a nice touch.

>>1048791

And it's like early spring or something, not the kind of weather you want to be walking around in New England.


 No.1048797

>>1048716

>Booty call is friendly toward roommate, even introduces himself. He asks about her, tries to get to know her more despite the fact that she is openly rude and talking to her is like talking to a brick wall.

>Girl-that-got-dicked-down-by-whitey loses her shit, sees bigotry and racism that simply isn't there, suddenly becomes jealous and threatened that her internet hookup is a living, breathing human being who has the gall to talk to other people and isn't just a discardable dick.

>She goes from 0 to fucking bitch, freaks out on him for no reason, kicks him out before he can even get all his belongings back, and acts like a victim and pushes her roommate into feeling like she was a victim as well.

So brave.

This is an insightful look into how people like Jeph work and their tendency to form social bubbles filled with perpetual victims. Normal people are either aggressively chased away or get sick of navigating the field of landmines that is interacting with SJWs, leaving only the most aggressively offended..


 No.1048821

>>1048716

>I saw nothing wrong with that interaction, why did you freak out?

<That man was insulting us both.

>Oh uhh… guess I'll take your word for it.

It's funny, Jeph reads so many layers of nonexistant meaning into ordinary interactions that when he writes what he thinks an autist is (oblivious to those layers of meaning) it just looks like a normal person being confused by the actions of a crazy bitch.


 No.1048826

>>1048821

Funny that the autist is the most normal of the bunch, huh?


 No.1048835

File: 7dd19dd72351e06⋯.png (30.42 KB, 223x288, 223:288, qc.png)


 No.1048845

File: 5dcfd3c33abd471⋯.png (155.96 KB, 800x1160, 20:29, 3937.png)

>Thst

Jeph…


 No.1048846

>>1048845

>hands over head

>ZA WARUDO NA

>Toki wo tomire…

>zero…

>suddenly in a sweater

I mean, I'd be blasting time stop all over the place too, but I'm pretty sure the abyss didn't give R'nee a stand as good as the world.


 No.1048848

>>1048845

At least she admits her insecurity factors into it now. But I'm guessing this strip only happened because the fans shat on Jeph for body shaming again.


 No.1048850

>>1048845

>just me being insecure

Obviously.

>and him being an asshole

Except he wasn't. He was trying to get to know your roommate better and it's not like you guys were actually dating anyway.


 No.1048851

File: 0afaefd003de628⋯.png (1.93 MB, 1600x2320, 20:29, 3938.png)

It's so hard to believe either of them actually exercise.


 No.1048853

>>1048851

There it is, she just needs Brown to stop advertising that there's less overweight black pussy on the market.

>bottom right text

>skinnier chick got drenched in sweat after 75 feet

Now that's hard to believe.


 No.1048856

>>1048853

Not if Brun is the only one running during their offscreen workout.


 No.1048870

>>1048853

Well, it's kind of weird to be wearing a heavy hoodie while jogging in mid-to-late spring. Speaking of which, grass is grown and bushes are full but there are no leaves on the trees. Jeph is from "leafer" territory, he should know how this works. I guess they could all be evergreen bushes.


 No.1048878

>>1048851

>Laundry privileges

Boor bitch can barely get raisin privileges, and now Tambula seeks to deny her access to washing facilities…

At least it looks like the damage control comics are finishing quicker than I thought. I half expected more attempts to make the hookup look like the bad guy. Something like,

>He asked how many times I voted for Trump!

>He had a 1488 tattoo!

>He doesn't like The Last Jedi!

>He's going to a Trans Oppression march this afternoon!


 No.1048881

File: 9467105596f6329⋯.jpg (299.59 KB, 1600x900, 16:9, 2017-11-09-04-19-43.jpg)

>>1048878

>A march to promote the oppression of trans people

Sign me up.


 No.1048886

>>1048878

Just wait until he leaps out of a bush and calls the eugenics squad (the police) to come shoot Renee.


 No.1048894

Random thought, but why is a Lebanese girl named 'Brunhilde'?


 No.1048897

>>1048894

Because she wasn't Lebanese until Jeph decided she was, and he has no idea how Lebanon is different from a country of eccentric white people.


 No.1048900

>>1048894

Because her parents were ashamed of their own, shitey culture so had to appropriate a German name


 No.1048916

>>1048894

Because in the grim, dark future of 20XX, Germany is a Lebanese colony.


 No.1048918

>>1048894

Because lol random

>>1048916

It kind of is already


 No.1049067

File: 2c50cce8348e23c⋯.png (163.8 KB, 800x1160, 20:29, 3939.png)

Get a room


 No.1049072

>>1049067

>jump to these characters to fill multiple days

>nothing changes


 No.1049111

>>1049067

Really getting sick of these blank panels anytime Jeph needs to try and evoke some kind of emotion.


 No.1049164

>>1049067

Does R'nee' have a job? I don't remember her being employed.


 No.1049167

>>1049164

She works at the bakery.


 No.1049175

>>1049167

And somehow didn't get fired after an act of unrepentant sexual harassment of a simple-minded, emotionally vulnerable, homosexual co-worker.


 No.1049176

File: 27909e642e072d5⋯.png (144.9 KB, 800x1180, 40:59, 3263.png)

>>1049175

I wasn't aware of this but according to the wiki this strip reveals R'nee to be bisexual, which makes her protected by the LGBT mafia. I thought it was just a visual gag but there I go again not understanding shipping beyond a superficial level.


 No.1049177

>>1049176

>"What's with the fishpics?"

Some people have hobbies. Shocker.


 No.1049182

>>1049167

Weird, I thought she just hung out there. We never se anyone bake anything, so it's hard to tell.


 No.1049206

>>1049182

Pretty sure we never see any baking happening because Jeph has no idea how baking works.


 No.1049222

File: 2e73383da9d345e⋯.png (167.02 KB, 800x1160, 20:29, 3940.png)

>not drawing cat IPP with two sets of ears

Jeph yet again you are a coward


 No.1049227

>>1049222

Chad should kill the nigger and then powerfuck braun, or hand her over to Clinton. The nigger should die either way. And what is with nigger telling chad to stop having thoughts. For all she knows he was thinking of ways to get culturally enriched by foreign hordes.


 No.1049228

>>1049222

Fourth panel would become a meme if this was a better comic.


 No.1049244

File: 6d0af5e89c9c429⋯.png (73.04 KB, 398x557, 398:557, He didn't really do anythi….png)

>>1049222

>dehumanizing the roommate to the point of a pet

but that's not problematic because it's a nigger doing it, I guess.


 No.1049249

>>1049111

Good news, he did it again but just to save time and effort, not for any emotional purpose

>>1049228

Just putting more effort into framing the panels could have done so. Look how cramped that leb catgirl is. Jeph could have raised the 'camera' and used half the panel for her, with Chad's head at the bottom and a brown finger pointing at him accusingly with the nig's word bubble next to it. Even keeping the shit punchline I could see a meme in that.

Now that I'm really looking at it, this is worse than if he just copy pasted the background. What the fuck is happening between panel one and two? Everything drops like four inches, I guess because Jeph drew Chad sampling the batter then he drew the rest. I don't know, it's subtly disjointed.


 No.1049270

>>1049222

>You're having thoughts again.

Kinda like you had thoughts about Chad with his shirt off, but at least his thoughts aren't turning to actions you fat, chicken wing-sucking cunt.


 No.1049355

>>1048331

>>1049222

From the neck up, these two guys look exactly the same. Are they brothers?


 No.1049425

>>1049244

Or it's just a degenerate fetish.


 No.1049430

>>1048004

>>1047884

Imagine wearing bodysuits in public. Mmm >>>/tight/


 No.1049441

>>1049355

Social Chad and Physical Chad were a government experiment to create the perfect chad, but in a freak occurrence their zygote split. Starts-with-a-P got the mind of a chad and Elliot got the body of a chad. To cover up this failure they were separated and secretly switched into different families, whose own babies were I dunno orphanaged or something.


 No.1049448

>>1049441

>Starts-with-a-P

Who?


 No.1049450


 No.1049496

>>1049430

Mouse over both links and look at panel 1


 No.1049595

>>1047875

I decided to search for this group, Worst Part, on bandcamp. I'd say the same is quite appropriate as for all the songs you can easily pick out which parts are the worst.

So much of it sounds familiar, like they've been influenced by many other acts, but then they'll add their own, original content which conflicts with the tone of the music or ruins the beat. I actually found them irritating and unpleasant to listen to, like listening to an amateur trying to play something beyond their ability on a detuned instrument.

They're billed as "Stoner Rock" but I can't imagine any situation (other than curiosity) where someone would actually, willingly listen to a full album.


 No.1049641

>>1049595

Well you got me curious, so I gave a listen, too. Only one track from the mentioned album is available, "Big Land Blues". I don't get what's so special about the drums. Seems bog standard to me. It's not awful, it's just what I associate with low-cost filler tracks on the Pandora "Indie Rock" station that's played in places like barber shops and tattoo parlors.


 No.1049673

File: 61d6634b1b374b4⋯.png (178.62 KB, 800x1160, 20:29, 3941.png)

>>1049222

Maybe this'll go the Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt route and she'll lose it all by being gullible and careless.


 No.1049674

>>1049673

I'm assuming Jeph is one of those "New York doesn't exist besides the City" people because New York State is only an hour away from where they are.


 No.1049675

Also, I'm assuming Jeph looked up the time on Google Maps or some other route planner. They are super conservative. If you avoid traffic and don't drive like grandma, it doesn't take three hours to get from NYC to the middle of Connecticut.


 No.1049676

>>1049675

Er, Massachusetts.


 No.1049728

>>1049673

If she posted a price and a guy was willing to risk his life to get there first, she probably got ripped off.


 No.1049729

>>1049673

I hope the coffee lesbians get wind of this and are really pissed off they gave away thousands of dollars to, what was to them, a complete stranger.

While I'm on the subject, maybe they should change the name of the place to Coffee of Queers and have done with it. The place is called Coffee of Doom yet nothing about the damn placed suggests "doom"; they could at least have tried some gothic decorations instead of leaving the place looking like a pop-up store that'll be closed and empty in 3 months.


 No.1049738

>>1049729

>gothic decor

Yeah, but all those skulls and gargoyles are hard to draw and Jeph is really busy fapping to tranny porn.


 No.1049740

>>1049728

Everyone is schizophrenic in this universe so math, economics, and logic don't apply.


 No.1049763

>>1049729

Yeah, at least split the proceeds with Dora. I know Black Faye has been putting up IPP, her only positive trait, but even Dora is an upgrade and she's terrible.

They don't even insult customers anymore at Coffee of Doom, at least I can't remember the last time it happened. That schtick evolved into Emily being lolrandom to customers. It's a weird universe: everyone is snarky but in a way where they can't hurt anyone's feelings.


 No.1049858

>>1048255

Is there any more Clinton and Brun stuff? Not that I'm a degenerate racemixer, just asking for a friend.


 No.1049860

File: 0947f205142a046⋯.png (143.66 KB, 800x1160, 20:29, 3942.png)

Speaking of racemixing


 No.1049861

>>1049860

>indoctrinating an autismo to be even less functional in social situations


 No.1049862

File: c30552cf548f00b⋯.jpg (39.51 KB, 599x600, 599:600, Knight_rider.jpg)

>>1049860

Somebody kill the ugly nigress already, I miss pre-lobotomy-Pintsize!


 No.1049865

>>1049860

>brun is a known autist

>teaching her to get unreasonably angry when people ask basic questions to her

>sending her off alone with a large sum of money to put it in a bank when she probably doesn't know how they function

If IPP was in my life I know I wouldn't treat her right, but I know I also wouldn't treat her so wrong.


 No.1049875

>>1049860

I feel angry, and most of it is towards hand stab. But goddamn, I can't help but feel jeph is pulling wool….


 No.1049889

File: 911c379f90b5529⋯.jpg (91.59 KB, 788x1008, 197:252, 2019-02-19-02-46-04.jpg)

>>1049860

Elliot has perfectly captured what my reaction would be if I found out that the dumb nigger I put up with at work was bringing home enough fuckbuddies that she needed to teach her roommate to be on guard at all hours of the night and to get angry at them for asking questions.


 No.1049916

>>1048096

>he's pushing 40

You really can get more pathetic than that.


 No.1049931

>>1049860

I hope she hurries up and takes that $500 to the bank and deposits the $200 so she'll have all $100 to put toward their new place.


 No.1049954

>>1049673

Wow, $3000…

What'll they do, buy a bigger TV with a wall mount?


 No.1049970

>>1049954

Nah, they'll waste it on something retarded like bone broth.


 No.1049981

File: f3f0154bc62ac4e⋯.png (174.15 KB, 800x1160, 20:29, 3943.png)

Robot hand is back.


 No.1049982

>>1049981

Why wouldn't the "in my bra" part be enough to tell him it's not the shit euphemism he thinks it is? Also we can clearly see the lump of cash, but apparently Clinton has the self control of a champion and doesn't look down at her chest.


 No.1049983

File: 8f4f63d5f3290c1⋯.jpg (217.26 KB, 800x1180, 40:59, 1452834298099.jpg)

>>1049982

It's so obvious the joke should be regarding the fact that she mentioned her bra rather than the fact that she's suspiciously smuggling $3,000 in it. Instead Jeph resorts to his usual scatological fetish.


 No.1049989

>>1049981

Can Brun not drive? Do they not have a car? Have they been walking everywhere this whole time?


 No.1049992

>>1049989

I can't remember the last time Jeph has drawn a vehicle. The streets of this city are always barren and empty.


 No.1049993

File: 97df2d3f2009408⋯.png (6.87 KB, 300x250, 6:5, nfHsxXf3gD-12.png)

>>1049992

I think he drew some at the skate park robot fight club and we made fun of how bad they looked.


 No.1049999

>>1049981

Clit's clearly a fecalphiliac - he's got shits on the brain, that lad.

How progressive of Jeph to represent these fringe sexualities.


 No.1050000

File: b344e1019dc53d5⋯.png (458.23 KB, 800x1180, 40:59, entirely questionable.png)

>>1049999

He does have a history of this.


 No.1050014

>>1049993

Got pics of this? I missed it.


 No.1050015

>>1049999

>>1050000

Gorgeous quads, lads.


 No.1050022

>>1050000

Oh, this reminds me - Brun seems to have been cured of her autistic trait of writing on a notepad instead of talking.

Is Jeph trying to minimalize the plight of real autists but ignoring such quirks when they become inconvenient to his story?




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