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You know they did this 100% to "look good" after the John Lasseter drama.



>That prick joke

How did they get away with it? And not in a, "Wooooah, so adult!", but like, if they were ABLE to get away with it, why the fuck haven't they been doing it as often before?



This is some blatant propaganda.



Yeah the people behind it have no idea what subtlety is.


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pic related


So is there porn of the yarn ball covered in their cum, as she's surrounded by their hung throbbing cocks yet? I wanna see.



get higher standards


the feminist shit is pretty bad but the whole "workplace is your family" thing is way worse


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Reality check


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And I bet they think they're brave and risk-taking for doing it too.

I'd feel bad for these normalfags if they weren't so mindlessly subversive.


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Seriously. How far will the kikes go to make Normalfags love and defend corporations and workslavery over their own flesh and blood?


This is the most Seattle thing to be made since that kid-friendly not-so-subtle animation about those 2 gay boys.

I get the intention, but at least be subtle about it. You have all of your rights explicitly made open in the USA, no need to smear them all in our faces because of something a few conservatives say.

People are always going to have differing opinions, but you need to accept that and live on as you see fit.

As long as you aren't hurting anybody, not even yourself, I got nothing against it.

Just make sure what you fall in love with is sentient, over 18 and has 2 legs.


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Amputees get cucked.



Gotta try to fill the void of not making a real family with someone you love.



>B.R.O. capital


>pink pearl is failure

>suit up pearl is success

>she join the team but thats bad cause feelings

>finally she introduce (((diversity))) and everyone is happy

like a fist down your throat



this is fucking CollegeHumor tier



>Ball of Yarn barges into a social situation it was clearly not a part of




>muh materialism > materialism


Yes, for the lulz, it must be done.


This holy shit.




>what is the HR department

Seriously what the fuck. She can essentially control them because of it, so why doesn't she?



HR doesn't seem to exist in this world.



You also forgot the sex joke ~4:59.

>she lurks more and fits in

>hurr but the other one muh fee-fees

And the ending was shittier than the rest. Terrible resolution, felt really rushed.



Thus as an allegory for the corporate workplace, it is doubly shit.


Remember when cartoons that "taught a lesson" were aimed at extremely young children?



>At the end, all of a sudden there's black men in the workplace as well

I'm laughing so fucking hard at this, it's so fucking stupid and blatant.


How low has Pixar fallen. I guess it's to be expected since they've hardly made a movie or sequel to a popular movie they made that was actually good. There were some but for the most part, it has been meh or utter disgust for most of Pixar-Disney's decade+ run. I bet they have diversity hires to reflect their low quality storytelling in animation because that would explain a lot of the terrible output from them for years.


So if women are just yarn in this world how does reproduction work?



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Wow, who could have predicted that such a pile of shit would come from a female director!?

The visuals were bland as fuck and the contrast in animation amounted to nothing but a dumb gimmick. The facial animation was way below what pixar can normally pull off. The mixed metaphor of knitting and yarn = female made no fucking sense, and made even less sense when the resolution was so moronic.. She stops faking being one of the dudes and suddenly the company is full of diverse yarn balls and everything is so much better, even though there wasn't a problem until the retarded yarn ball showed up.

It's downright mortifying that this shit is considered good enough to produce by one of the more prestigious animation studios in the world, even just as a short.



hey blackpill nigger


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You got tired of spamming /tech/ already? Fuck off faggot.



>even though there wasn't a problem until the retarded yarn ball showed up.

Yes there was… didn’t you see the graph of pink yarn that was saying broke and failure?


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It says "10 % = FAILURE" and everything else on the chart was gibberish, on top of the chart seeming to imply that the yarn ball was a failure because.. Well, if you're going to mix your metaphor into a slurry of retardation, may as well go all in, I guess?

If anything, the message to take away from this is that the woman behind it who is telling her story through this dumb yarn metaphor, doesn't actually understand business and her perception of an office environment is questionable at best, and wholly fabricated at worst.


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>Women can never fit in

>The entire environment and culture must be changed to accommodate a woman

>Things are better like this because of reasons

I can get the 'be yourself' message, that's a classic one. But usually it's not bundled up with '…and everybody must accept this and go along with it.' If you want to fit in and be accepted, fit the fuck in. If you want to be yourself when you don't fit in, just nut the fuck up and accept that you don't fit in. Be comfortable being yourself or don't, but don't expect the world to change just to fit you. Fucking hell, I hate this.







I just noticed the 10% slice is larger than the 15% and the 25%



Needs an edit that gets rid of the yarn and just shows a great place to work.


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If that ball of yarn is sentient, but it has other yarn that it can use to change it's body shape and everything, why isn't it sentient?

Also, if yarn is sentient, are spools of cotton sentient? Does that mean that their suits were killed to make them?

If that's the case, is there an entire industry of genocide string and other materials to make clothes out of?

Why the fuck is nobody questioning this?




>The graph splits the same exact jibberish into 5 seperate things

Shouldn't it be 100%? Couldn't even take 5 seconds to put something different like "Sports, handegg, sportsball, sportsbowl, sports party"?



I just want to know if the yarn in this world can get pregnant.


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If it wasn't mentioned that this mediocre propaganda was made by Pixar I would've never know.



>this is loved by the vast majority of people

Not really. Check the comments, you'll see it's a 50/50 situation between "woke" feminists and normal people in disbelief over what they saw. The concept of the film is not necessarily bad but it was quite terribly executed, and everyone can see that.


>just nut the fuck up and accept that you don't fit in

...or you know, prove your worth in the workplace and earn people's respect without changing who you are?


This. I would even go as far as saying this is worse than the gay school kids short.


>before the (((yarn))) gets her way, all the men are white

>after she got her way, there's also a black guy who wasn't present before

How subtle.



>a black guy

Make that two, there's one in meeting room.



>I want to fit in

>I want to be myself

>And I always want both at the same time anywhere and everywhere I go

It's as if they don't understand how certain things are mutually exclusive.



>B.R.O. Capital was founded by Broseph Brosky a poland immigrant after the first World War he and his family moved to America.

>Broseph life was pretty hard, but never gave up. After years of sacrifices he finally started his own business.

>After the his death the small business was continued by his son Bronathan Brosky. He honed his father sacrifices by making the small business enough good to compete with the local businesses, giving the very best for its constumers no matter what.

>Bronathan business went trough many hardship during the decades, but he was able to give a well-know and respected business to his twin sons. The twins with hard work made name for the business. They demanded the same professionalism and loyality what their grandfather and father represented from their growing numer of employee.

>The suit and the sharp look decades later became the unoffcial trademark of BRO Capital, where the employee are stick together and the company function as a brotherhood. Loyal to their customers and never letting them down. Their appearance suggests confidence and strength.

>Few decades after the twins, the new heirs face the fact the government forces diversity quotes on companies.

>Years later a flamming faggot arrives and dont want to fit in

>Suddenly in the name of diversity the fag starting to demolish the century long builded company image.

>Since hardworking and competitive are to toxic the qulity starts to dropping

>Since the diversity demand prevent the heirs to fire the faggots they stuck with a ticking bomb

>The company became an open minded carefree workplace, but its unable to give a strong image for its demanding customers, meanwhile the other businesses starting to smell its weakness and grouping against the weakened rival

>Without competent, loyal and agressive employee the Bro Capital is unable to stay in race with others

And this is how the Brosky empire fallen. Many generations hard wortk went down the drain because one mentally weak faggot wasnt able to fit in.


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Did this scene mean that Purl became a tranny?



No she became a tomboy, as she was able to reverse that at the end. How can you reverse becoming a tranny?


Great story, but you should learn some grammar anon.


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Female Cartoon Director in Japan:

>Lupin the Third: The Woman Called Fujiko Mine. A gorgeous animated series about a badass woman that does whatever the fuck she wants, flaunts her sexuality, and lives a life of thrilling adventure.

Female Cartoon Director in the US:

>Purl a ham-fisted feminist cartoon about a ball of yarn bitching that everything needs to cater to her.

Nobody would have an issue with female directors if the ones over here didn't constantly produce crap.



I don't get it.

Do the creators not know how a business works, let alone sat in a meeting?

>"Forget finances, we've got to be aggressive!"

Businesses live and die off of their finances departments. If something fucks up there, everyone is screwed.



I can guarantee you that this was made by someone who has never worked a day in an office in her life.


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>Did you see the new girl, today?

>No, why?

>..I think… She.. uhh.. She appears to have unraveled her entire body and knotted it into some twisted mockery of us… and I think she wove in the bodies of several other women into her horrific self-effigy of us.







> if they were ABLE to get away with it, why the fuck haven't they been doing it as often before

A short probably has much more lax content standards than a 100 million+ mass market feature film has


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There's a big difference, The intended demo for TV animation and comic books (children and twenty-something guys) don't care about/get turned off by wokeness, the intended demo for these shorts are Social Justice types that grew up on Pixar

Smash & Grab

>After years of toiling away inside the engine room of a towering locomotive, two antiquated robots will risk everything for freedom and for each other.


>An unlikely connection sparks between two creatures: a fiercely independent stray kitten and a pit bull. Together, they experience friendship for the first time.


>A father discovers that his son floats, which makes him different from other kids. To keep them both safe from the judgement of the world, Dad hides, covers, and grounds him. But when his son’s ability becomes public, Dad must decide whether to run and hide or to accept his son as he is.


>A non-verbal, autistic girl and a chatty boy are partnered on a canoeing trip. To complete their journey across an urban lake, they must both learn how the other experiences the world.


>Wind is a magical realism Story about a Grandma and a Grandson trapped in a massive, never ending sink-hole, living on a large boulder suspended by strong winds. Together they scavenge falling debris to build an escape, hoping to find a better life in the outside world.


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Well we all know that one's shit, and it gives me no hope for the rest of these.

>Smash & Grab

Sounds like it could be alright, assuming they don't hamfist a message in there (they will).


Also sounds like it could be cute. I would be cautiously optimistic, but again I don't have faith in these creators to make something that isn't preachy shit somehow.


Boring and tired plot that I've seen a million times. Zero interest, even ignoring who is making it.


Speaks for itself, really.


Sounds depressing and surreal. I feel like it's going to be an allegory for something just based on the synopsis, but I'm not sure what. Yet again, probably just going to be preachy somehow.



>assuming they don't hamfist a message in there (they will)

Either Immigration or possibly LGBT marriage

>I feel like it's going to be an allegory for something just based on the synopsis, but I'm not sure what

Illegal Immigration (Shithole/Sinkhole)



I fondly remember when it looked like cartoons had outgrown the hammy attempts at shoving morals down kids throats. Then the SJWs came in.



Subtlety 0%

The comment section is as always full of retardation.

>Very effective commentary on the progression away from sexist gendered jobs and the way that men have to get used to it and that women shouldn’t have to “act like a man” to be respected and heard in the workplace.

Unfortunately since this is an animated cartoon it's open to interpretations.

You could say that the ball of yarn was treated like trash because it didn't follow the nigger cattle, and that the nigger cattle were niggers because because they mistreated the ball of yarn.

But you could also say that the ball of yarn is a snowflake because it did not conform to social standard of normal behavior thus representing a possible menace to the working/productive norms already established.


>Be comfortable being yourself or don't, but don't expect the world to change just to fit you


Besides if you don't fit in and you want to change mentalities it's up to you to show that you are not a destructive weirdo. The only reason for people to not bond to someone that is excessively strange is because they fear that you might bring them harm.


>prove your worth in the workplace


Social meritocracy.




>Dad must decide whether to run and hide or to accept his son as he is.

why do i smell faggot acceptance already?


sounds like a copy paste of red and toby….. but with propaganda!


what the actual fuck is a urban lake? anyway sounds boring and hamfisted on "both side have to learn how to accept each other but one kid have to do all the work"


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Smash & Grab's up


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Well that was fucking nothing.


Do we not have rule 34 of Purl yet?


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You have to make your own dreams come true, Anon.



>it's not completely fucking awful

>but it's everything you would expect

I'm not sure how to feel about this.



Nothing ?



Fuck yeah, yarn.

Doing god's work, Anon.



> Lupin the Third: The Woman Called Fujiko Mine

That was just another tiddy anime complete with humiliation. Nothing empowering about it.



>the gay school kids short

The what?


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That was actually alright. Animation wasn't stellar, but the environments were cool and it wasn't propaganda, just a nice and simple buddy story. I like it. Far more than "Purl" at least.


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>you weren't around for that shitty thread



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Not shown, the pitbull randomly going berserk and tearing the cat's innards out out of nowhere.



>act 1

the guys are clearly terrified of a sexual harassment suit for the high crime of being in the same room

>act 2

assimilation leads to acceptance and potential success

>act 3

social justice won out over good sense and the company was foced to make a series of diversity hires. Supposedly everybody's happy

they really should look at their work with some cynicism



I didn't think Pitbulls would be a big enough message for one of these shorts



How do you sexually harass a ball of yarn?



rule 34 exists for a reason

also >>1048844



She has a mouth



>The second Dr.Pibbles shows up everybody assumes it'll be dogfights led by a white guy

>It happens and we joke it'll probably be saved by a black person

>Boom it happens then interracial couple

Had it not been for how fucking blantant the yarn one was I wouldn't have gave that shit two thoughts. Instead I see a short with a double layer of propaganda. One for black good white bad, and the other forpretending Pitbulls aren't making up 16% of the dog population, but responsible for over 50% of maulings.


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You knit it.



>If anything, the message to take away from this is that the woman behind it who is telling her story through this dumb yarn metaphor, doesn't actually understand business and her perception of an office environment is questionable at best, and wholly fabricated at worst.

my favorite part is how the yarn thing spends all its time trying to fit in instead of doing her fucking job and earning the respects and appreciation of her co-workers through merit. It really shows you the different mentalities going in.


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>knitting more things down there




You mean kitting



Everything you need to know about office work you can learn from Mad Men and old soap operas. Sit around by the water cooler, wait for meetings to argue about what departments you don't like, leave your wife for your secretary, go out for drinks at 2.


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You know, actual parts.

Yarn starts off smooth.

Unless you meant the mispelling; it's supposed to be knitting indeed


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I mean I had assumed as much but with as degenerate as people get around here I wasn't entirely sure as to which parts they were going to be. Keep up the good work though.


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I think I know exactly what you're referring to.

Picture unrelated, though I hope.



You're a creative kinda guy Anon.

You should bring in the other yarn ball next


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>/co/ decides to make rule 34 of a yarn ball

just when I think I'm out, they pull me back in


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You're quite the artist with those needles, anon.



>charming animation

>everyone keeps shitposting that Kitbull animation because "HURR DURR I don't wanna think I want cute animuls"

Fuck that audience.



She never even once bitches in this video, faggot.




>Hey guys, Satan here. I wanted to remind you that I support feminism



>Because giving women power over men will lead to more evil in the world.

>Also I'm Jewish.



I don't support feminism, I'm simply not a faggot and refuse to have women around anywhere.




A faggot or a mudslime or a nigger, that is.

What do you wanna be, a progressive civilisation or sandnigger-country?


Hey /tv/, could you quit samefagging and fuck off already? We were having a perfectly good time making lewds of a ball of yarn.

Go vent your schizophrenic shitposting on your own board.



I'm gonna shitpost against that shitposting as much as I want. I can't make lewds as long as there are faggots who would complain because lewds include women.


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>being stopped from making lewds because someone might complain



Even in the 90s cartoons had morals. They just knew then to be subtle about it.



>the pitbull randomly going berserk and tearing the cat's innards out out of nowhere.

>other forpretending Pitbulls aren't making up 16% of the dog population, but responsible for over 50% of maulings.

Niggers that have never actually owned a pitbull detected. If you want to know why there are so many pitbull maulings look to who actually tends to own those dogs: niggers and spics. They tend to abuse, starve, irritate those dogs to breaking points so they can be more vicious in dog fights and when they finally snap and tear their nigger throats out they cry like pussy victims and the dog gets put down even though they were the ones that suffered the most.

I've trained dogs from pomeranians to rottweilers and pits (over 20 in counting). NO DOG I've ever personally trained has ever gone berserk and "randomly mauled" somebody or something. The fact of the matter is these are irresponsible owners who don't properly socialize and set up boundaries for their dogs or who are far too heavy handed and borderline abusive in their treatment that end up fucking it up for everyone.



So basically it's a problem with execution then? That seems to be a problem I notice with a lot of cartoons these days.

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