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 No.516282

I didnt see a thread for this so lets discuss it. will it be good or mediocre/overrated tripe?

 No.516311

File: 1454576418669.jpg (12.21 KB, 300x200, 3:2, 1434412247413-0.jpg)

>>516304

>Frozen is damn good

>Same with Star Wars The Force Totally Awoke

>Awoke

I was agreeing with you up until then, you fucking plebian. Force Awakens was mediocre and forgettable crap on every scale with the only decent character being the nigger. Everyone else was dog shit. The storyline was uncreative and uninteresting as fuck, mainly relying on rehashing elements from the old film knowing that nostalgia fags would eat that shit up. I might've been able to meet you half way with Frozen and agreed with Fury Road, but SWVII confirms how fucking tasteless you are.


 No.516341

Edit: I just realized I may not have predicted the future, so I took down my review of a film that hasn't come out yet because I don't wanna look foolish.


 No.516434

>>516319

>The Force Awakens

>damn good

>good


 No.516438

Star Wars was always mediocre shit. Everything in the franchise was shit

At least Zootopia will give of plenty of cute paws.


 No.516552

File: 1454609454277.jpg (85.79 KB, 900x579, 300:193, Nuevo documento (5).jpg)

>>516438

>At least Zootopia will give of plenty of cute paws

You furrs even need more surry shit?


 No.516588

>>516438

Fuck paws. Give me some qt bunny tails.


 No.517574

File: 1454699004568.webm (6.82 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Zootopia (2016) TV Spot #….webm)


 No.517581

>>517574

my nigga


 No.517582

File: 1454699412738.png (189.06 KB, 394x276, 197:138, cop.png)

>>517574

>becomes a full fledged cop

Thanks for the spoilers.


 No.517598

>>517582

Didn't see that coming


 No.517607

File: 1454702617070.jpg (371.59 KB, 900x1285, 180:257, bb2fbd75ff7f9430f01177e6cf….jpg)

>>517582

>>517598

Yeah, no no one saw that coming.

Spoilers: They solve the case.

Third act: they think they're close to solving the case, go to the place and perform last step of the plan, we all know it's gonna be exciting, and then disappoint. The last piece of evidence isn't there. "You're fired", blah blah.

>I guess I'm not a cop after all, it was just a silly dream. I'm the rabbit.

>Hey, don't say that. Remember when you told me [thing that was said in the second act]? I'm the fox.

>Wait a minute! That's it! The last piece of evidence wasn't there because [reason that closes already established plot point]!

>That means we have to find [character]! We only have twenty minutes left, I'm the fox! This is an emotional moment that brings us closer together as characters but in the context a very cool chase scene which means it'll be an emotional, fun and exciting and therefore memorable ending of the film!

>I'm the rabbit, we've grown as characters through the film and our relationship has gone from not liking each other to reluctantly working with each to trusting in one another because one of us saved the other's life (that's in the trailer) which made us friends and we became open and shared personal things we never told anyone before and now people are gonna ship us together so hard!

>What's "people"?

And then they arrest a character we never suspected could be the villain in act one and two, during the arrest the bunny says a line that has some significance because it was said before in another context and here at the end sounds like triumph, and she's honoured in a ceremony and the fox is there and we're clued in to the fact that something he wanted to accomplish has been accomplished (in a satisfying way which is different to what he envisioned but equivalent to that) but that part is given to us purely as visual information.


 No.517613

>>517582

The mayor's assistant is the villain trying to start a race war between prey and predators.


 No.517619

>>517613

And she would have gotten away with it, too.


 No.517629

>>517607

Disney here, this anon just spoiled the whole movie

Mods please delete


 No.517640

File: 1454706531987.jpg (51.72 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, smug_eggman.jpg)

>>517613

>The sheep from the trailer where she was right behind Judy and was in the shadows and looked all innocent and only appeared in one second so that viewers trying to guess the villain wouldn't think twice about what looks like a background character.

I fucking called it.


 No.517670

>>517640

>"smug_eggman.jpg"

>not smuggman.jpg

>>517613

>The mayor's assistant is the villain trying to start a race war between prey and predators.

Huh. So they have Jews in their world, too?


 No.517744

>>517598

>>517607

I honestly hoped that by the end of the movie, she and the fox would become private eyes with a slight noir influence… I guess I should know better than to have high expectations for a movie.


 No.517756

>>517629

Like they would care


 No.517772

>>516282

The amount of hype that furries have put into it has already guaranteed it will be overrated.

I think it will be mediocre overall regardless.


 No.517859

>>517772

It's a little too "funny animal" to be furry


 No.517867

>>517859

Yeah, basically none of them except hoofed animals are humanoid. The rest are all funny animals, aka regular animals wearing clothes or standing on their hind legs so it hopefully won't cause a massive furry explosion as some hope. Although the Gazelle seems to be borderline furry to a degree.


 No.518418

File: 1454812867162.jpg (378.35 KB, 1000x647, 1000:647, Judy-Hopps-in-Zootopia.jpg)

What do you think her paws smell like?


 No.518430

>>518418

Fox cum.


 No.518508

>>516438

>At least Zootopia will give of plenty of cute paws

Everyone is either some kind of fat or some kind of a pear.


 No.519316

File: 1454944533342-0.jpg (325.29 KB, 700x525, 4:3, 19_Zootopia.jpg)

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 No.519325

Well, it got promoted from regular showings to also getting a spot in IMAX 3D theaters. So that's one vote of confidence in it, at least.

http://finance.yahoo.com/news/disneys-zootopia-released-imax-3d-193000772.html


 No.519436

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 No.519501

>>519436

>Judy wet and wearing a swimsuit

Oh my


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 No.519849

Will rubbing Judy's feet give you luck?

Or would you already have to be lucky to rub them?


 No.519863

>>519849

Pretty clever.


 No.520444

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You probably didn't know, but a bunny can call another bunny "cute", but when other animals do it, it's a little…


 No.520447

>>520444

He called her the C word?!

Oh my goodness!

I'm actually fine with this. Seriously, trivializing the word nigger by making a joke is great.


 No.520467

>>520444

I hate this fat fuck. Hopefully he's correctly depicted as the disgusting worthless piece of shit all fatties really are.


 No.520502

File: 1455074027272.jpeg (18.95 KB, 258x129, 2:1, 1444230102313-0.jpeg)

>>520444

By Anita! How bigoted!


 No.520798

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 No.520801

>>520798

Typical female driver.


 No.520839

>>520798

casual as fuck


 No.521017

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 No.521054

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>>520444

Yeah, I don't want to watch this movie any more.


 No.521062

>>520444

going out of there way to promote victim culture. SU had a scene like this


 No.521064

>>520444

Ohhh, I get it. "Cute" is the bunnies' equivalent of "Nigga." That took me too long to figure out.

Heh


 No.521067

>>516311

>the only decent character being the nigger

You mean the guy who if you removed from the movie would hardly if even at all change any crucial part of it?


 No.521087

>>521064

A Disney animated movie is overtly making fun of the DMV, the Mafia, nudists and sexualised pop stars. This is 2016, people.


 No.521499

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 No.521534

File: 1455212074224-0.gif (Spoiler Image, 902.43 KB, 458x450, 229:225, Something is afoot!.gif)

File: 1455212074225-1.png (Spoiler Image, 193.29 KB, 730x616, 365:308, Something is afoot!.png)

>>516588

I've only got cute bunny ears.

>>517607

Beautiful.


 No.521540

>>521499

>that voice crack


 No.521549

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

And I guess I might as well post this since it was pretty funny.


 No.521555

>>517744

Actually I would watch a movie with a pi fox and his bunny assistant solving crimes, it would be fun.


 No.521565

>>521499

>White lion Mayor is evil

>diversity bunny who has the world against her… when really she's just a white chick

>don't use the "c" word

at least the furries will be happy with the porn.


 No.521568

>>521549

What's this? Some guys reacting to a thing and adding actual content and commentary?

And their production is an actual thing that exists and can be respected? Since when is this a thing?

Is this youtube? Can't be youtube.


 No.521579

>>521568

>talking about police murdering da blacks

it's trash.


 No.521581

>>521579

Police brutality against blacks is a real thing, and it's also funny. So the show is okay.


 No.521602

>>521565

Man, are you going to be pleasantly suprised. The SJW triggering in this movie is going to be epic.


 No.521604

>>521602

wait… really?


 No.521658

>>521499

I heard the sheep is the bag guy. I also heard there are clues, but I haven't seen them


 No.521761

File: 1455231753887.jpg (51.29 KB, 435x630, 29:42, 9780736435505_p0_v1_s1200x….jpg)

>>521658

Basically all secrets were fully revealed three weeks ago.


 No.521769

>>521604

Yeah, if spoilers end up being true. The plot twist turns the race thing on its head.


 No.521793

File: 1455234391505.png (389.22 KB, 292x622, 146:311, Somebody please tell me wh….png)

>>521568

They had a website called Spill.com a few years ago, before the wave of cancerous YouTubers and the like. They're also adults rather than teenagers, so they're probably just as sick of stupid react/prank videos as we are.

hotwheels stop double posting goddammit


 No.521849

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File: 1455239087776-2.jpg (260.57 KB, 842x1280, 421:640, c5a7921c834afe45b074428958….jpg)

Disney is such a corrupt company


 No.521869

>>521849

Oh my…

I'm not a furry.

I'm not a furry, I'm not a furry, I'm not a furry, I'm not a furry, I'M NOT A FURRY!

Not a god damn furry! WHY?

WHY IS THAT BUNNY SO DAMN SEXY?!


 No.521872

File: 1455243663678.jpg (77.61 KB, 478x487, 478:487, Back to a place more suite….jpg)

>>521868

>>521869

ah bro i knoe rigt!!!!///????1/!?!?!?!?!/! ebic post, hab an upboat xDDDDD


 No.521890

>>521793

I'll be needing that template for some serious memeing.


 No.521902

File: 1455247684121.gif (420.81 KB, 182x450, 91:225, 1448899421904.gif)

>>518418

…probably like asphalt/dirt given that she's harefoot.


 No.521910

File: 1455248464415.jpg (118.72 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 19 (4).jpg)

Living in this world of animals must be a nightmare.

Business must be a niightmare. Imagine PC stores in Zootopia. You think an elephant can use the same keyboard a dog can use?

Not just different sizes, different positions of the fingers. If the elephant just wants a normal keyboard, fine. A huge keyboard with huge keys should do, but if the elephant is a gamer you're fucked. You need products that are too specialized.


 No.521916

File: 1455249090697.png (231.92 KB, 292x622, 146:311, Judy Hopps Template.png)

>>521890

I never saw the template, actually, just that image, so this 9000+ hour effort in Paint is the best I have right now.


 No.521917

>>521910

Elephants are shit animals anyways.

Zootopia needs a race war to eliminate all the shitty worthless species. Especially those disgusting hoofers

Zootopia 2: Ethnic Cleansing Boogaloo


 No.521931

>>517859

I never said the movie itself was furry.

Just that furries are already praising this as if it's their Holy Grail.

As in, once the movie comes out they'll be running about every site claiming that it's fucking awesome, though from the looks of the trailers it's probably going to be okay, maybe even good, but definitely nothing mind blowing.


 No.521934

>>521917

They already had an ethnic cleansing.

What do you think happened to the reptiles?


 No.521941

>>521934

>What do you think happened to the reptiles?

Living in the Herpegovina equivalent of the former Zoogoslavia?


 No.521962

>>520444

This scene was okay.

Clawhauser a shit, though.


 No.522017

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

sample of every songs from the soundtrack


 No.522077

>>522017

I just noticed the racoon dog from the Japanese trailer and "Wreak-It Rhino"


 No.522101

>>521499

>do you think when she goes to sleep she counts herself?

How would this concept even exist in anthro-world in the first place?


 No.522134

>>522101

Same reason similar tropes exist there?


 No.522202

>>522134

I'm guessing that anthros have gotta eat each other to some extent in this universe. The fox mentions that this is the first time a sheep has let him get this close- the implication being that foxes eat sheep normally, right?


 No.522362

>>522202

>I'm guessing that anthros have gotta eat each other to some extent in this universe.

The animals were eating each other in the past. Predators eat bugs and shit now.

>The fox mentions that this is the first time a sheep has let him get this close- the implication being that foxes eat sheep normally, right?

Foxes take lambs and old, sick sheep. I think what the implication here is is that sheep are really skittish, especially around conmen like Nick.


 No.522611

File: 1455318693296.webm (7.09 MB, 618x360, 103:60, Hotline Furami (Lone Digg….webm)

Relevant enough.


 No.522617

Cheech and Shlong are now both Disney, but not simultaneously (yet)


 No.522739

Disney exec 1: "All of the furniggers we reared in the 70's and 80's are getting old or killing themselves off, and all these young twenty-somethings are throwing their money at those nips at hasbro for cartoon horses and the rest of those nip companies over the ocean, and the trash who translate their bullshit moonspeak into real words."

Disney exec #2: " yeah and if I hear "LET IT GO" one more time, I am going to kill myself, I can't believe people love that fucking stupid fucking song."

Disney exec #1: So what should we do?

Disney exec #2: How about we make some furry movie that will rope sexually confused teenagers in and make them buy tickets in droves and buy tons of furry bullshit?

Disney exec #1: BRILLIANT! Unzip! We have work to do!


 No.522744

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>521499

> JK Simmons is the mayor.


 No.522753

>>517607

omg you should be a writer for hollywood.

I liked when Chris Nolan would pull a "fuck you" in his movies where you think the bad guy is going to get away with it or monologue, or the persona about to die gets to finish their thoughts, or even gets swooped away last minute and BAM dead.

Though it became formulaic after a while.


 No.523282

This is already out in Europe and apparently it's good


 No.524057

>>523282

Europe is apparently good?


 No.524077

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 No.525780

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 No.525799

File: 1455678024177.jpg (139.45 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, image.jpg)

I'm betting it'll be a mediocre yet fun film but it won't be worth all the furry porn threads that will spawn from it.


 No.525864

>>525780

>pic 3

Crossover fanart of the video in >>522611. That's amazing.


 No.525960

>>522739

>people still believe they made this movie for furries


 No.525974

>>524077

>tumblr

fuck off


 No.526581

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 No.526582

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 No.526583

File: 1455765062042-0.jpg (165 KB, 1920x804, 160:67, zootopia-270.0_107.00_0341.jpg)

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 No.526584

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 No.527602

File: 1455861466376.png (378.94 KB, 475x779, 25:41, Nick_wilde_and_judy_hopps_….png)

Just saw it.

I liked it, but the sequel is gonna be better. Judy & Nick buddy cop movie.


 No.527766

They released and spoiled way, way too much in advance of this movie. All the trailers and preview scenes aside, they published book of the entire movie's story a full month ago. Scenes which should have had more impact had much less knowing basically every line they're going to say in advance. And a few scenes I'd pictured from the book ended up not being as impressive on-screen.

Sure, it's still good overall, but their launch strategy was highly questionable.


 No.527769

How long does it usually take before new movies are torrentable in decent quality?


 No.527771

>>527769

When it releases on bluray/dvd and you don't have to watch camrips.


 No.527786

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>>521910

>Business must be a niightmare. Imagine PC stores in Zootopia. You think an elephant can use the same keyboard a dog can use?

It is been a while since I remember this comic.


 No.527827

>>527771

So how long does it usually take for new movies to get a blueray/dvd release?


 No.527849

>>527786

THAT'S KINDA HOT


 No.527957

>>525780

That third pic.

Well hotdamn thats nice


 No.528480

>>527827

It varies. Out of movies released last November-December that have DVD release dates, the time in between theatrical release and home release ranges from 88 days (Alvin and the Road Chip) up to 123 days (Mockingjay Part 2), or possibly even beyond (Star Wars is still playing in theaters and has no DVD date yet).


 No.528518

>>527786

>forcing the joey into child labor


 No.528523

>>527602

So did she and the fox fuck?


 No.528876

>>528523

No, but they become BFF.

I don't think rodents and canines can fuck.


 No.528881

>>525780

>pic 2

She lives with two faggots?


 No.528888

>>528881

See the trailer.


 No.528891

>>528876

Lagomorphs and canids


 No.528894

>>528891

Actually foxes are vulpisomething. Related to dogs but not dogs.


 No.528913

>>528894

They're genus Vulpis while dogs/wolves are genus Canus, but both of them are classified under family Canidae.


 No.528917

File: 1456018815647.png (426.63 KB, 992x828, 248:207, untitled_by_ganym0-d9nsbr5.png)

>>528913

That's very interesting, nerd. But that's not the point.

The point is, can bunnies and foxes even fuck?

If they can't, Judy will never orgasm.


 No.528939

File: 1456022208212.jpg (582.65 KB, 2036x1528, 509:382, Runt_and_Paxie.jpg)

>>528917

>can bunnies and foxes even fuck?

They seem compatible in regards to size for penis in vagina sex. Judy could take the knot.

>If they can't, Judy will never orgasm.

Foxes have long, agile tongues. I'm sure Nick would be down for some bunnylingus. After all, foxes do eat rabbits.


 No.528969

>>528939

>down for some bunnylingus

You do realize you just created something beautiful, right?


 No.529005

File: 1456030549289.jpg (24.79 KB, 255x207, 85:69, 1438131526109.jpg)

>>528876

>No, but they become BFF

I was actually hoping they we're gonna do some inter-species type shit. Not even a cliché/awkward kiss moment?

Fucking dropped.


 No.529044

>>528876

So wait all that build up and forced moral bs about differences and we don't even get some implied interspecies lewds? That was the only reason I was willing to watch this pile of garbage. Dropped.

>>528939

This. They shouldn't be able to reproduce but that's never stopped other horny animals from fucking the wrong species. My dog is always trying to rape the cat.


 No.529112

>>528917

He can still fist her tiny cunt.


 No.529346

>>521017

Take a look at that snout!


 No.529350

>>521499

I want to smell her!


 No.529351

>>522202

Have you ever touched an afro before?


 No.529354

>>524077

Man I love her shirt and undershirt combo, so normiesexy


 No.529403

>>525780

That crosses into the uncanny valley for me


 No.529408

File: 1456080931838.webm (433.09 KB, 640x360, 16:9, the nose knows.webm)

>>529346

Absolutely moist


 No.529553

This movie has the SJW meter cranked up to the max, it's almost disgusting to see. And this is coming from a gay furry so take your chances


 No.529554

>>529553

By that do you mean stuff like the nudist jokes are trigger bait?


 No.529557

>>529554

I mean that it's all so overwhelmingly politically correct and shoved diversity it makes me puke. Also here they hired youtubers to dub it so all the good that was left was animation.


 No.529558

>>529557

So it gives you a feeling


 No.529559

>>529558

while coming out of the cinema me and a friend found the perfect synopsis: cute bunny and smug fox find a trail of metaphors which lead to the conclusion that black people are aggressive because of flowers


 No.529563

File: 1456102064744.webm (295.04 KB, 854x480, 427:240, 1456093260330.webm)

uh guys…


 No.529574

File: 1456103092745.jpg (422.73 KB, 798x1000, 399:500, pepe.jpg)

>>529563

>the movie turns 100% grimdark at the end

>all the guro


 No.529597

>>529563

Movie should have cut to black and started rolling credits right there for five seconds before revealing what they were actually doing.


 No.529603

>>529563

Well this movie got interesting.


 No.529740

File: 1456122208792.gif (1.4 MB, 250x141, 250:141, 1423196183206-1.gif)

>>529563

>shit gets real


 No.529741

File: 1456122342461.png (358.72 KB, 450x475, 18:19, hello ladies.PNG)

>>528939

>After all, foxes do eat rabbits.

>>529563

>smugfox gets a dose of the flowers and goes rabid

I can't believe nobody predicted this until now. Maybe we all just thought it would go without saying? But that looks very grimdark, so maybe it'll be a good heart-wrenching moment even knowing it's coming.


 No.529746

File: 1456122615682.webm (1.38 MB, 360x360, 1:1, REVELATIONS.webm)

>>529563

>>529741 me again.

Something just occurred to me: what if Mr. Big is in on the whole thing and he gives smugfox a dose of the flowers/drug/whatever instead of icing them to get around the promise he made to his daughter? Then smugfox, through the power of friendship, acts like he's trying to kill Judy but manages to restrain himself enough to avoid actually harming her and they have a tender emotional scene afterwards.

I really shouldn't care this much about a two second webm from a children's movie. God dammit /co/.


 No.529748

>>529741

>>529746

But we already had spoilers from the novelization a month ago. What actually happens isn't quite that interesting.


 No.529751

File: 1456123057018.png (561.03 KB, 1136x664, 142:83, This can't be real.PNG)

>>529748

That's just what they WANT you to think! Don't you see? It was all an elaborate ruse! Disney knew we'd examine every single scrap of spoiler material, so they led us on a wild goose chase to ensure we went into the movie blind! Now we've discovered their true intentions: coerce the furry fandom into violence and incite nationwide riots! We've been played like cheap mandolins and there isn't anything we can do about it!

I know the spoilers and I know that Mr. Big isn't the overarching antagonist of the whole thing, but I think there could be room for what I described in between the plot points we know about. Even if Mr. Big isn't in on the flowers/drug/whatever, he could still have access to it since his goons all seem to be polar bears and he could use the fear/respect of the drug to his advantage.


 No.529754

File: 1456123568057-0.png (181.48 KB, 272x338, 136:169, anger.PNG)

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>>520444

This shit is not ok.


 No.529824

>>529746

>…a children's movie.

No, it's a fucking family movie. There are a lot of scenes in the movie which only adults would understand.


 No.529836

>>529563

And yet they still didn't fuck despite that massive hicky. Fucking bullshit.

>>520444

What a shitlord.


 No.529888

So Gideon Grey is gay, right?

>"i had a lot of self doubt as a child"

>becomes a pastry chef

He was just acting out because he didn't understand his feelings for his qt ferret friend Travis.


 No.529894

>>520444

that was hilarious. that fucking fat piece of shit though, what a waste of screentime.


 No.529935

>>520444

fat sack of crap


 No.530090

>>529836

>And yet they still didn't fuck

How do you know they didn't?


 No.530095

>>529746

wait… Disney actually went through with shipping a fox and rabbit…


 No.530103

>>530090

I don't which is why I need to see him lick her fucking face and just give somebody fuel to draw more creepy ass porn.


 No.533591

So is everyone here just waiting for something better than a camrip?


 No.533592

>>524077

the smug on this fox..


 No.533602

File: 1456679301543-0.png (525.55 KB, 1114x1576, 557:788, 15458726d633c25f80398504d2….png)

File: 1456679301544-1.jpg (269.25 KB, 1100x1034, 50:47, cfa6cb3b5cd5e0a30e98ebd7fb….jpg)

File: 1456679301544-2.png (1.94 MB, 1191x1366, 1191:1366, d6de1777963e1efcef7e126b25….png)

I already want a sequel


 No.533610

>>533602

It would have been cool if WDAS was the only Disney studio that didn't do sequels, mostly because of "muh legacy"


 No.533619

>>516282

>will it be good or mediocre/overrated tripe?

It will be a movie people enjoy

Some may even overhype it like Inside Out and claim it's brilliant

But all people want is an enjoyable movie

And some bunny ass. Space Jam thirst is in us all


 No.533677

File: 1456686640798.jpg (404.41 KB, 1070x758, 535:379, 1449018748722-1.jpg)

I saw it. It was fun and funny. I gritted my teeth during the whole "It's okay for rabbits to call each other 'cute,' but you CAN'T" bit, and I sat there waiting for the inevitable denouncement of white men later in the film. Enter the fox. "Now it begins," I thought.

Then something magical happened.

In a surprising twist, the "white male" turned around and BTFO the rabbit by telling her about the time he was gang-raped by negroes/gays/women/etc. and that maybe she had a little of her own fucking privilege to check.

Glorious.


 No.533679

>>533677

You are too obsessed with this shit


 No.533683

>>533677

did they fug?


 No.533727

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Hnnng shit can't wait


 No.533750

File: 1456695329083.jpg (152.67 KB, 1280x971, 1280:971, furgun2.jpg)


 No.533810

>>533683

>current year

>encouraging species-mixing with a shit-tier rodent

Get the fug outta here.


 No.533818

File: 1456702580385-0.png (Spoiler Image, 393.55 KB, 1253x954, 1253:954, 00d85066fedd727698005cccdc….png)

File: 1456702580388-1.jpg (Spoiler Image, 200.72 KB, 1280x989, 1280:989, 0999efada1aa3e45aed006084a….jpg)

How far would you go for her?


 No.533876

File: 1456708541183.jpg (114.1 KB, 459x444, 153:148, Jughead gives his thoughts….jpg)

So are there any good torrents that aren't taken by some guy's iphone or did everybody who's seen it just see it in theatres/previews?


 No.534304

>>521017

This movie will be breeding grounds for a new generation of macrophiles, lovely.


 No.534312

>>521017

This movie will be breeding grounds for a new generation of macrophiles, lovely.


 No.534321

>>533810

Rabbits are lagomorphs, not rodents.


 No.534332

>>534312

>>534304

I will shove your chair up your ass hotwheels.


 No.534461

>>533810

so do they?

Why don't you like love anon?


 No.534562

>>533818

YES THAT JUDY


 No.534594

File: 1456776595201.png (308.3 KB, 359x422, 359:422, Fedora Nigga.PNG)

>>521549

I didn't know Al Sharpton's fedora wearing neckbeard brother reviewed movies.


 No.534611

File: 1456777791599.jpg (52.73 KB, 599x521, 599:521, 1418189078507.jpg)

>it's a furry-baiting race commentary movie


 No.534613

I liked the part where they battled hitmen on the train with all the super meth.


 No.534666

File: 1456784334324.png (607.19 KB, 654x497, 654:497, What the thousand year fuc….png)

>>534594

>neckbeard

Um.


 No.535683

File: 1456894890022.png (2.26 MB, 1280x1707, 1280:1707, 1456876006989.png)


 No.535819

>>533679

Feminism has cucked Disney enough. This is a rare anomaly for them.


 No.535836

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>IGN: how Zootopia reflects real world gender roles and racial issues


 No.535918

File: 1456923882545.webm (882.94 KB, 720x328, 90:41, 1lsac.webm)

>>529563

From a different view.


 No.536124

I think the best part of this shitshow is how hard it falls on its own face.

The entire point of this Aesopian Fable is to beat you over the head with one simple ethical moral: that you cannot judge other people on the basis of race. That's really the gist of the entire movie; we are all different on the outside, but we are all pink on the inside and you can be anything you want in this crazy wacky world.

Only one problem; every single Fox we see is a social misfit or criminal (hurr cause discrimination; it's not their nature.) Why is the construction scene a bunch of beavers? Is it because beavers build things? Why is the mob boss and obvious yid? Oh I know they try to hide it behind the old Italian mob boss cliche, but take a look at that nose. Also his daughter was clearly a jewish princess. Every single character in this movie only serves to reaffirm the fact that huge differences between races are indisputable facts of nature.


 No.536137

>>536124

How do you get this close and not understand that's the point?

Hete, this should make it easier. Take the Gustave line Ego talks about at the end of ratatouille and apply it here.


 No.536138

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>536124

>this whole post completely missing the point of all the trailers and promotional material

>take a look at that nose

Nice try, /sp/.


 No.536164

>>536137

>>536138

No, YOU missed the point. The entire movie is intended to be liberal indoctrination for kids. She's first rabbit police officer, you can be anything you want, her realizing that she had internalized bigotry towards predators, all predators are just like herbivores and are no more likely to "chimp-out". It was a plot by da ebil govment dey din do nuffin. There was no secret redpill intended in this movie. It was entirely mainstream narrative but it was so badly done that they used animal stereotypes without even realizing it, hence the construction beavers, trickster foxes, etc.


 No.536168

>>517607

>Spoilers: They solve the case.

But do they solve the mystery of the dick?


 No.536170

>>536164

That's literally the point of the movie. Did you miss the part in the trailer where Mr. Big said "We may be evolved, but we're still animals?" It's a movie about recognizing your own stereotypes and living with them.

>hence the construction beavers, trickster foxes, etc.

Those are what we call "visual gags," a subset of "jokes" which are a form of "humour" for people who enjoy "fun." You should try it some time.


 No.536178

>>536170

Naw, I'm pretty sure that for example the Mr. Big line, the Fox telling the Bunny how the world works, etc, were all intended to be strawmen and not actually internalized by the viewers. In the end the predators were chimping out because of a drug they were given, not because of their nature. This movie was liberal bias pretending to present a well-rounded world view. Sorry you can't deal with that, but that is the reality of the situation.


 No.536874

>>535918

Then she pees!


 No.536895

>>520444

All of this scene is to camouflage that the cheetah's a faggot.


 No.537342

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.537346

File: 1457104019498.png (15.87 KB, 372x246, 62:41, globular.png)

The winning streak ends at 97-1.


 No.537352

>>537342

Can we please have one Disney movie that doesn't have a shitty pop song as it's main theme?


 No.537357

>>537346

My god, it reads like a review from one million moms.

>From Aesop’s Fables to Franklin the Turtle, animals have always been used to coach young people on how they should behave. But as Zootopia busily tells the kids not to stereotype different groups and to love everybody, it creates a city in which some creatures fear that others are inherently savage.

>That’s a pretty close match for both America’s historic racism and its new Islamophobia.

I mean, what the fuck. How is this person a movie reviewer? She also seems have some fixation of the "sexulization of the elegant gazelle."

https://web.archive.org/web/20160304153441/http://www.theglobeandmail.com/arts/film/film-reviews/zootopia-fun-for-kids-but-adults-may-think-twice-about-movies-message/article29015450/

By the way her twitter name is thatkatetaylor if anybody wants to spam her with furry porn


 No.537380

>>518418

carrots and semen


 No.537416

Loli Judy was to adorable.


 No.537493

>>537352

I'll reserve judgement until we figure out what the character is for the gazelle, beyond having legs, neck and hips for days.

It's not inherently shit until it's something the character should be singing(even though I do not quite appreciate it as 'music').


 No.537497

>>537342

This gave me cancer


 No.537510

File: 1457122648045.jpg (14.68 KB, 275x227, 275:227, smug foxy.JPG)

>>520444

>A fag calls the bunny the bunny-equivalent of nigger

What is up my cuties?


 No.537586

File: 1457130917919.png (Spoiler Image, 107.53 KB, 957x592, 957:592, You merely adopted the dar….PNG)

So I broke down and watched a cam rip, and it's pretty good.

A shame this big emotional moment was co-opted by memes, though.


 No.537728

I just got back. It's a fun movie. They didn't pebble the noses correctly. If you thought the sloth scene was funny it's pretty much that sort of thing for two hours. I anticipate a barrage of smugfox.jpg once a good rip is available

sheep villain has mastermind plan based around fear, just like a sheep, bravo


 No.537774

>>537493

actually, I saw it with my niece today there were 0 songs by the actual characters. no musicals felt oddly out of place in a Disney movie.


 No.537777

>>537342

>shakira

huh. I thought it was sparkletits, the chick who did that half time show with the hilarious dancing sharks or one of the other plethora of shitty pop singers


 No.537788

File: 1457154530955.webm (209.75 KB, 480x270, 16:9, are you retarded.webm)

>>537586

>meme

Nigger that scene had nothing to do with bane. It's a coincidence you're mistaking for being thematic.


 No.537792

File: 1457155300720.png (462.01 KB, 875x1025, 35:41, Judy Hopps and Nick Wilde ….png)

>>537788

As soon as I saw him wearing the mask, that was all I could think of. That's what I meant; obviously they didn't put baneposting in the movie.

Probably. They did, after all, confirm they marketed it towards furries, at least partially: https://archive.is/yHENL


 No.537849

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 No.537850

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 No.537854

File: 1457162990622-0.jpg (84.43 KB, 640x797, 640:797, oAVVeCpwrVM.jpg)

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 No.538054

File: 1457192262855-0.jpg (Spoiler Image, 189.04 KB, 1024x1365, 1024:1365, escena_uno_spoiler_by_napo….jpg)

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 No.538066

>>537849

>>537850

>tumblr

fuck off


 No.538150

Judy was an example of how to actually write a strong female character but it's funny how you never seem to hear anyone mentioning that because she still fucks up a lot.


 No.538175

>>538150

a strong female character for tumblr would be a transgender rhino with down syndrome or something like that


 No.538177

File: 1457206553832.jpeg (44.74 KB, 500x786, 250:393, ZASDOAALDJ76KCHNNUKJBUPWD….jpeg)

>>538066

>implying looking up images and finding them on tumblr means you're a hardcore ball-busting SJW

Your dumbass is showing, mister illiterate.


 No.538181

>>538175

nah, it would generally just be a lesbian mary sue who didn't "conform to beauty standards".

It's pretty easy to make a character the media and feminists eat up because you just make a dude that has tits, give her no faults besides maybe being quick to anger, then make her always on top of every situation.

The funny thing about this movie is that all the progressive sites were claiming it would be a feminist love letter when ironically it seems to be everything they hate and we are seeing the result of that through their bitching.


 No.538196

File: 1457207964544.png (876.38 KB, 1000x793, 1000:793, c0861b1a4e1bd354b8e31db914….png)

>>533810

Actually, doing a bit of thought: the city would be at the very least several decades old. Their civilization would way older than that. At least someone, at some point, would try to do the nasty with someone of a different species. But there isn't anything even close to an hybrid. So an either/or conclusion: two different species can't breed or two species can breed but the offspring will be of either species, not a mix or a third unrelated one.

(pic unrelated)


 No.538225

>>538181

I get the feeling at least one crazy sjw type saw this movie, got to the bottem where Judy was apologizing and just couldn't accept what was going on.

"W… women can't…. be wrong… she's only apologizing because she internalized the misogyny!"

In that vain, was it refreshing to anyone else to see a male/female dynamic that involves BOTH sides getting the better of the other throughout the story rather than just the woman destroying/proving herself to the man.

Also, I absolutely love that Nick was just calling her racial slurs throughout the whole movie and nobody really seemed to notice.


 No.538254

File: 1457216429685.png (439.25 KB, 845x468, 65:36, 1452823443670.png)

>mfw i find out that there's a scene where the rabbit bitch is in a mouse city knocking over buildings and almost stepping on people

Is the rest of the movie worth watching to see this?


 No.538257

.avi WHERE?


 No.538493

>>538257

so far all of them get blurry as fuck near the end and the dark scenes are unwatchable. idk where this one came from >>535918


 No.538681

File: 1457247348403.png (142.38 KB, 740x529, 740:529, stripped_pants.png)

>>538150

Well that's because it's not about making females strong it's about making characters good.

I imagine if Judy was the 'strong female character' every socially inept tween girl dreams about, this movie would be a load of tripe. That scene in the beginning with the fox bully would have ended with him getting his ass kicked with Judy's off-screen kung-fu training and her sauntering away saying something along the lines of 'silly boys', coming off to anyone with all their chromosomes in order as a massive cunt.

She's confident in who she is, but still has flaws to overcome along her journey, flaws that aren't based around her sex.

pic not related


 No.538698

>>538150

Probably because there's no such thing as a strong female character. Just characters that are female. This concept of a "strong female character" is just pure propaganda.


 No.538873

File: 1457277224258.png (Spoiler Image, 405.61 KB, 889x648, 889:648, 1457244371.caroo_judy_and_….png)

IT'S TOO BIG


 No.538875

Who was the worst character and why is it Clawhauser?


 No.538883

>>538875

>Who was the worst character and why is it Clawhauser?

Because he's a fairy and a fatty and a retard and he probably plays the Kim Kardashian-parallel's phone game and considers himself a "gamer."


 No.538904

File: 1457281246431.jpg (72.59 KB, 584x710, 292:355, 1457157342208.jpg)

>>538883

It's not that he's gay, it's that he's the worst kind of gay, the sort of womanly faggot that listens to lady gaga and watches Bravo reality TV shows.

Gideon's gay but hes the good kind of gay.


 No.538967

Why is it such a conflict for Judy to be taken seriously as a cop? Wouldn't different-sized districts need their own police forces to fit inside buildings? Do rabbits never commit crimes?

Of course a much larger person could beat the shit out of Judy if she was unarmed and cornered, but that's just F=MA, not prejudice.


 No.538969

File: 1457290079386.png (236.58 KB, 400x564, 100:141, VitalyTheTiger-Madagascar.png)

>>537342

I would a Shakira gazelle.

But I'd much rather a Shakira

>those faggot tigers, tho. For a minute I thought I was watching Madagascar 3.


 No.538970

>>538904

> Gideon's gay but hes the good kind of gay.

Gideon's a redeemed villain. I love me the shit out of redeemed villains.


 No.538978

File: 1457290377634.jpg (105 KB, 480x650, 48:65, banedog.jpg)

>>537586

>A shame this big emotional moment was co-opted by memes, though.

You cheeky cunt.


 No.538984

Saw it last night.

This movie was pretty smart. Not only were the characters pretty clever, but the way the law, politics, and certain items were treated made sense.

>Judy catching the elephant and Nick violating certain business codes, and using this information to blackmail them

>The red herring shit with the term "Night Howlers"

>Bellwether using a potent form of a common chemical to frame predators and stir up racial tensions, thereby taking over Lionheart's role as mayor.

>Nick and Judy pretending in order to keep Bellwether there until the ZPD arrived.

>All those times the carrot phone was used.

But, there's just one problem…

>Judy not disabling calls or Wifi on her cell phone before investigating the asylum.


 No.539065

>>538984

She probably never had reason to turn it off before while living at home and she completely forgot she was carrying it.


 No.539070

>>539065

I'm kind of surpised she even had reception in there, she's like in the middle of a decades old building in a special containment room.

She has a damn good service provider


 No.539119

>>521062

Well, it's Disney, what did you expect?

I really hope some day all of disney's employees die of colon cancer.

>>521910

The same in monsters inc and all those.

It makes me wonder how they got to the industrial revolution, since you can't have one with mass producing if you can't actually mass produce shit.

Or are we talking of a population of trillons?

>>521917

Knowing disney, kosher animals will clean the earth


 No.539268

File: 1457319320362.jpg (46.17 KB, 680x1008, 85:126, racist.jpg)

What is the in-universe reason for nearly every movie title in Zootopia referencing a main character's species?

For example, Cinderella isn't at all about race, the main character is different from others only in that she's an orphan. Presumably there was never a fairy tale titled Cinderella in the Zootopia universe, so the pun title isn't referencing anything but the fact that it stars an elephant. From an in-universe perspective, it's not a spin on a known title. Why do they draw attention to species when it's the least interesting thing about the story they're implying?

>durr it's a cartoon just turn off your brain

So you like cartoons, but admit they are a garbage medium that should be held to lower standards. Got it.


 No.539339

File: 1457327938506.png (83.25 KB, 221x151, 221:151, THAT'S A REAL HOOT.PNG)


 No.539348

>>539339

I do not speak reaction image. Please answer my question in English.


 No.539360

File: 1457329865456.gif (596.59 KB, 255x144, 85:48, Very funny, thinks tomoko.gif)

>>539348

There is no proper way to describe how stupid >>539268 is. Most of the time when people use strawmen, they're at least, you know, responding to something. But your post is just something else. Up until the greentext and the following line, you pose a reasonable enough question, but you completely throw away your point to say WOW I CAN'T BLIEVE YOU'D NOT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY GUYS WOW JUST WOW.

Nobody even responded to you and you're already trying to win arguments against yourself. I can't help but laugh.

Honest question: did you come here from the /pol/ thread? The way you typed that out reminds me of a lot of the posts in that thread.


 No.539362

>>539360

I was going to give >>539268 a serious reply until that limp-wristed attempt at a preemptive rebuttal.


 No.539399

>>538904

>>538883

…I didn't really get a "gay" vibe from either of them though


 No.539486

>>538967

They even mention they have tiny cops for the mouse and lemming areas.


 No.539564

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>>539268

Okay, this is pretty tinfoily, but hear me out, what if this is because the whole movie is very heavy on animal stereotypes, and this allows to create parodies of known brands and franchises while sticking to a consistent, and full of potential jokes, theme?                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Also go see a doctor you paranoid shizo fuck.


 No.539613

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>538177

>>537849

Tai Lung?

>>538177

There's still the problem of not getting the full resolutions, unless they were specifically made for that colossal shitshow. Similar reason why you try to avoid faecesbook, twatter, and imgur.

(and also avoid imageshack and photobucket because they're 100% AiDS-filled now)

>>521869

>>521872

ah gots bad news fer yu ayyy-non


 No.539835

>>516282

http://www.boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=disney2016.htm

>opening weekend

>$75,063,401

I joked about it making $34 million, but I didn't think it would make more than double that.


 No.539914

>>525780

That last one is some gud shet. I'm just not clear as to why the rhino is crying. Is it specifically one of the victims or is it the situation as a whole?


 No.539919

>>539914

The situation as a whole. See >>525864


 No.539967

>>539835

People aren't kidding when they say furries are profitable. Damn.


 No.540007

>>539967

The fact that it's the only animated family film in between Kung Fu Panda 3 (late January) and Ratchet and Clank (late April) also helps. It's got the demographic effectively to itself for a while.

>Zootopia had clear four-quadrant appeal this weekend, as the film's audience skewed towards female moviegoers (53 percent) and towards moviegoers 25 years and younger (54 percent). Family audiences represented 73 percent of the film's overall audience. Early word of mouth looks to be especially strong for Zootopia, as the film received an A rating on CinemaScore and currently boasts a 96 percent Flixster audience score. Given its strong word of mouth and the relative lack of competition for family audiences it will continue to face throughout March, Zootopia is very likely to hold up well going forward.


 No.540366

Movie: "Jewtopia"

Intro: "Disclaimer: We are not associated with the ones with the big-eared mouse. Making puns on 'Utopia' is not reserved to them!"

About: "Shlomo wants to become an ice cream man, but he needs 1000000 shekels to do it! In Jewtopia, the rich can be anything!"


 No.540435

>>533727

Stupid sexy feels…


 No.540436

File: 1457497137257.png (10.56 KB, 514x272, 257:136, Furry illuminati confirmed.png)

>>539835

OH SHIT! FURRY ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED!


 No.540440

File: 1457497291924.jpg (570.77 KB, 1001x1077, 1001:1077, ewes.jpg)

>>540436

Yes sheepim. Soon a new age of expensive fursuits worth plenty of sheekels will be sold while our kind profit.


 No.540470

File: 1457504303036.jpg (311.33 KB, 1200x1407, 400:469, 90520_front.jpg)

>>540366

>Movie: Jewtopia

>Two childhood friends reunite as adults to help each other land the women of their dreams. Chris wants to marry Allison, a Jewish girl, so that he'll never have to make another decision for as long as he lives. Adam is on the verge of getting married to Hannah, a woman he is not content with. When Chris enlists Adam's help in pretending to be Jewish so that Allison will date him, cultures collide and chaos ensues!


 No.540476

>>540440

I shouldn't be surprised by this.


 No.540481

File: 1457508433957.png (37.04 KB, 597x316, 597:316, laughing monster whores.png)

>>540470

>Ivan Sergei

Every time


 No.540763

(SPOILERS)

Got to see this at a 10pm showing yesterday. First welfare night after the premier last week, the theatre was pretty empty. 12 people including us and we might have been the oldest there (30) with everyone else being at least 24 or younger looking. Only ten minutes of trailers, and good god almighty I groaned my way through each one. Same formula, music stop, joke, repeat. Vocal overdubs to squeeze in oddball jokes. Everyone just plucks licensed music from the 70s and 80s for trailers even if the song has little to do with anything else in the movie. Middle School: The Worst Years of My Life (We're Not Gonna Take It), Angry Birds (Hot Blooded), Finding Dory (Solsbury Hill). New Ice Age movie had none, but all four movies looked hokey as hell. The Jungle Book looked okay, standard trailer formula again but done differently for a more serious film (heavy drum dramatics with lots of visual shots of Mowgli jumping out of high places).

Zootopia starts and the movie wastes no time in blanketing that title on the screen, on a flat black background of course so the name can be easily changed for other regions. Lets get what I liked about the movie out of the way first. Good voice acting, extremely detailed designs, colorful and fun to look at visuals, nice flowing animation and expressions, and good music scores. Now, if only the story could match everything else in terms of greatness.

Judy from the get go is an obnoxious character. Always preaching to do 'right' but on the second day on the job, she causes havoc by disobeying her superiors (and would have gotten fired on the spot had it not been for the timing of Bellwether and social media) and she basically uses extortion tactics to get Nick to do whatever she wants. And for what? For her own gain and prosperity so she can become a cop. Her motives were completely selfish from the get go in the beginning, Nick was just a pawn in her strategy.

My wife was quick to point out within the first five minutes of the movie, that even though they preach to you verbally that you should not support stereotypes, there were already two jokes about bunnies multiplying like bunnies. And then later on even Judy makes a crack at her own species about being good at multiplying because, surprise, she is a bunny! It seemed so misplaced, given that this character from an early age showcased the viewpoint that all animal people are equal. The entire film has animal stereotypes peppered throughout it right until the very last joke, the problem is that the underlying moral that runs alongside next to all of these jokes gets undercut. It contradicts what the movie is trying to say. It wants me to be accepting and not judge others (based on their species), yet it turns around in the same breath and reinforces a stereotype that foxes are sly creatures. Or that sloths are slow. Or that all wolves howl together.

I lightly brushed over some of the comments people were making about this movie in regards to race and privilege. I tried not to get too muddled down in the politics of it all, because at face value it is just an animated kids movie. However, after watching it I do 'get it' in regards to the comparisons some other people have made. That you could argue the parallel between species differences and race differences. But the problem here is that it doesn't work. The movie actually reinforces that stereotypes are stereotypes for a reason. It is a bit foolish to try and conceive a message of everyone getting together on the same moral plateau when animals of different species are used as an example. We are all human, we all have that trait in common. The idea is that we are all equal, we are all the same species. But if you use different animals from different species, no matter how hard you try and preach that they are all equal, they simply are not. Foxes will always be sly, sloths will always be slow, and wolves will always howl together. Judy says you can be anything you want, but the stereotypes confirm that your skills are limited by your biology. It is as if the entire premise for Zootopia is fundamentally flawed right from the start.


 No.540765

And that is a shame, because I really wanted to like the movie a whole lot more. The movie is not terrible, but if you really start picking it apart, being older and bitter as my wife and I tend to be, you can easily see the cracks that start to form on the surface of the storyline. The overall story is incredibly predictable. I feel like I have seen the same plot four times already in other films. A cop story that involves a bigger conspiracy. Oh, and a small mafia leader named Mr. Big! How original, complete with Italian stereotypes all around. Yes, the movie was partially spoiled for me online, but that doesn't matter. At times I caught myself rolling my eyes. Many times I thought character emotions weren't strong enough. Judy and Nick get almost get killed several times, but the reaction seems minimal. Like at the end of the subway scene where the car explodes and a propane tank flew right between the two of them and then explodes behind them. The reactions felt underwhelming, as if Nick and Judy did this type of thing for five years prior. Judy is just a small town girl thrusted into all this chaos, yet sometimes she seems almost too fine with some of the crazy, dangerous situations. It makes the character somewhat unrelatable. In fact, I would say that the audience could relate more to Nick in how he acts and speaks early on in the film, being brutally honest about Judy's situation with her being a wannabe cop. But then again, you could just think of Nick as a know-it-all asshole and leave it at that.

What I did like was the crying scene with Judy, because for the first time I actually felt some emotion within this film. However, I personally felt that Judy was laying the tears on a bit too thick. I know she fucked up, but she really imposed a lot of guilt onto herself in that scene. I am not sure if that was fully justified, I'd have to watch it again. My wife disagrees, she says Judy destroyed an awful lot of livelihoods so of course she's very upset, because a lot of what happened was her fault.

Perhaps the biggest turnoff of this movie, at least for us, is how preachy it turned out to be. I have never liked children's entertainment that outright shoves morals down your throats. I can appreciate it when it is done in a clever fashion, but in Zootopia the preachy morals are caked on pretty thick, especially at the end with a groan inducing speech from Judy that everyone can be everything, just keep at it. Sure, unless there is heavy nepotism in the workplace! Judy slaves away for how many years to become a cop? Only for Nick, with a criminal history no less, to be handed the job of a cop within a few days, maybe weeks. And as a small aside, the time lapse in the movie is a bit flakey. They have 48 hours to find the missing otter, but everything felt rushed like it took place within 15 hours. No one ever slept or ate after the 48 hour race began. And on the subject of eating, is everyone a vegetarian in this land? I mean, animals can't eat each other, right? Although that would explain why fish and birds are absent from this animal film.

The Shakira gazelle has no place in this movie. It just doesn't fit! A character that has a few meaningless lines in the film. This movie would have worked fine without her. It is painfully obvious that its a marketing ploy and nothing else. But directed to whom? Kids seeing this movie will have no idea who she is, because when was the last time Shakira was relevant on North American soil? During the Latin music craze of the early 2000s. But then again, I haven't listened to Top 40 pop music in about a decade and it appears she's had a few hits during the 2000s, so maybe she's more well known in this current time then I realize. I'll take the hit if I am incorrect here. I didn't like the song partly because the song is preachy itself and that 'try everything' moral was already beaten over our heads several times (I also didn't like it because the song generally sounds terrible), and I didn't like I heard it twice. Shakira couldn't have preformed at least one other original song for her character? I am sure the Disney crew threw enough money at her, and it would have worked well considering the movie takes place in the modern pop age. The music video is also done poorly. A fully animated video would have been nice (to make it really fit into the Zootopia world), but the real life spliced-in shots of a very casual, almost bored looking, Shakira, just look odd.


 No.540766

Some other talking points…

-There was a Times Square reference in a Zootopia poster, was there one in the film? I may have missed it.

-'Try Everything' is an original song, incased in its own world sung by a gazelle, and yet REM's 'Everybody Hurts', among other real life songs, are played through Judy's alarm clock speaker. I get the joke, but the juxtaposition of throwing 'real life' songs into the mix threw me.

-Judy is 24 and Nick is 27, I think. Are they too young to be pulling off all the stuff they did, or do people generally think mid-20s age was good enough? Should Judy have been like 28, 30, 34? I was hoping to see Judy's parents aged a bit 15 years later, but they looked just the same.

-I would have liked a bit more backstory on Nick's past, perhaps seeing his parents. Despite the civilized utopia, Nick is not shown to have a home. I hope he really doesn't just live under a bridge.

-Another stereotype is implied, spices aside: the uneducated southerner, early on in the movie.

-Mr. Otterton was targeted because he is a predator. Otters are predators against fish. Yet there are no fish in the movie. So really, he should not have been targeted with the toxin in the first place.

-Mrs. Otterton was concerned when her husband was missing. But, her reaction to when he was healed was very lacklustre. It was like 'Thank you, kthybye'. I would have expected a bit more reaction. Maybe some tears of joy.

-Judy resigned, so when or how did she call for backup for the police at the end of the movie? When the enemy got hustled? I feel like I am missing a plot piece here. How did Nick and Judy know they would fall into the display? I guess they planned it, but again, when did the cops know? This is one of those movies where you have to go back and watch it again and pay closer attention to all details. I would have liked a flashback at the end of it all explaining things.

-My wife complained about Judy ears, in how its anatomically impossible for bunny ears to flop backwards like that. I told her that's been happening in most 'furry' movies out there, but she says that excuse doest make it better. I guess she was expecting for Judy to have her ears up more often. Her parents did, everyone else did. She also caught how Nick didn't have whiskers, but even the otter and most minor characters had whiskers and other details like that. Perhaps that was cut for budget costs since Nick was a main lead.

-Judy grew up all her life among the flower causing the issues. And yet she didn't know that her parents used them on the farm (I think, I'm forgetting), and that relative went crazy in the past and bit her mothers arm? Her own mother was bit by a relative but they still used the plant anyway? (I'm tired, I could be wrong now). How could Judy, as a child, not ever know that? The parents would have told her and warned her other 275 siblings about it. It was weird that Judy recognized that the onions in the bag weren't actual onions, but the bulbs that grow the flower in question. She knew the scientific name, but didn't know the common name they were called? Even though her own family used them on their field? You would think that in today's Wiki age, that Judy at some point would have discovered the common name of those flowers. I mean really, this sounds like an issue that would have been discovered 30 years before the events of the movie take place. It is a bit of a weak plot point.


 No.540768

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-The film never goes into detail about the antidote. It just states they are working on one, and then they have it and it works fine. So how did the bunny people heal their relative when they went crazy and bit Mrs. Hopps' arm? Did the toxin wear off after a while? Also, what was Bellwether's final plan once she poisons all predators? It would cost them money to always keep them sheltered and fed. Unless the toxin was permanent (which we really don't know cause again, bunny relative), Bellwether would eventually have to dispose of all the animals. On that note, I was surprised Judy used the words 'kill me' in this film. At least they didn't pussyfoot around the term.

-Bellwether states that they have 90% prey and 10% predators in the city, and then she went on to say they outnumber them 10 to 1. Shouldn't that be 9 to 1?

-I am sure shippers were hoping for Judy and Nick to come to some sort of dramatic kiss on-the-lips ending. I kind of expected a little something, but at the same time didn't think any relationship status would be touched. That is why I thought it a bizarre surprise that Disney sort of cut it right down the middle, with how Nick says 'you love me' but in a vary playful tone. And Judy replies 'yes', but not in an overly serious way. It leaves room for interpretation. The type of interpretation that makes fans go wild.

-How many times did you look a Judy's butt in the movie? Silently screaming when it was in shot, but out of focus? You just wanted to grab that firm, bouncy bunny butt, didn't you?

Overall, Zootopia is an entertaining movie in standard Disney fashion. However it is not overly funny, the characters at times are hard to relate to, it doesn't stir much of an emotional feeling, and the story under performs. Its presented well in a nice, well packaged way that gives the eye alot of candy to munch on, but on several other levels the movie tastes bland. Zootopia is good, but it could have used more seasoning.


 No.540814

>no gazelle app

Shit marketing/10


 No.540836

>>533750

>the screen is still down


 No.540902

>>540763

>>540765

>>540766

>>540768

The reason the main point of the movie was about racism while showing tons of animals playing directly into stereotypes is because that's how it actually works in real life.

There's a J.R.R. Tolkien quote I think applies here:

“I cordially dislike allegory in all its manifestations, and always have done so since I grew old and wary enough to detect its presence. I much prefer history – true or feigned– with its varied applicability to the thought and experience of readers. I think that many confuse applicability with allegory, but the one resides in the freedom of the reader, and the other in the purposed domination of the author.”

Even as a made up story with talking animals, Zootopia isn't an allegory. It's a reflection of how the world actually works.

As far as your talking points, I'm not going to go over them because most of them are wrong, or from someone who just wasn't paying attention. But I'll address one in particular that's triggering-me-timbers.

>Judy resigned, so when or how did she call for backup for the police at the end of the movie? When the enemy got hustled? I feel like I am missing a plot piece here. How did Nick and Judy know they would fall into the display? I guess they planned it, but again, when did the cops know?

Bellweather called the cops and reported that Judy had been killed. On screen. She was doing this to mock the pair. It was kind of impossible to miss.


 No.541166

>>540766

>Perhaps that was cut for budget costs since Nick was a main lead.

There are literally hundreds of thousands of individually rendered hairs on every single character in the film. Even the minor ones have more hair than even their real life counterparts would just to get the "look" right.

Nick having no whiskers was entirely intentional.

>Judy is 24 and Nick is 27, I think. Are they too young to be pulling off all the stuff they did, or do people generally think mid-20s age was good enough? Should Judy have been like 28, 30, 34? I was hoping to see Judy's parents aged a bit 15 years later, but they looked just the same.

Judy is a rookie cop and Nick is a small time con. They should be young.


 No.541167

>>540766

>>541166

Nick is 32. "Since I was 12", "plus two decades".


 No.541226

File: 1457613703124.jpg (27.27 KB, 500x362, 250:181, beautyBag.jpg)

>>540440

>>541167

Are we talking rabbit decades or fox decades?


 No.541455

File: 1457648781469.jpg (23.18 KB, 199x255, 199:255, 1443324625201-2.jpg)

>>540768

>posting the wrong version


 No.542185

>>541226

Rabbit?


 No.542334

I wonder if normies got confused when they called the black panther a jaguar

What animal is the second newscaster in the North American version? Some breed of moose?


 No.542425

>>542334

Some more thoughts:

Is there an actual in-universe reason for characters to suddenly become mustache twirlers after they are revealed to be the villain?

It's interesting voice actors like Maurice LaMarche, John DiMaggio and Kath Soucie (thank you Rich Moore?) were given non-background roles, yet they are somewhat unrecognizable

Speaking of Maurice LaMarche, it's so obvious they intended the Mr. Big revival to be a surprise (that we probably would have guessed even if the ad campaign didn't spoil it)


 No.542440

File: 1457765081961.png (211.84 KB, 666x588, 111:98, moose.png)

>>542334

Yeah, he's a moose.


 No.542472

File: 1457772378492.gif (412.96 KB, 200x190, 20:19, 1380885864058.gif)

>>516282

>furfaggotry

>good


 No.542492

File: 1457775848004.jpg (78.12 KB, 860x929, 860:929, twilight_as_judy_hopps_by_….jpg)


 No.542548

File: 1457795039875.png (384.06 KB, 600x600, 1:1, rabbi rabbit.png)

I have watched this Jewish bestiality propaganda toon, not I have an urge to fuck a rabbit


 No.542551

File: 1457795588543.jpg (87.6 KB, 500x706, 250:353, af9940a90b2212b2aad5f39aed….jpg)

>>542440

Apparently the moose was replaced with various other animals in other regions.

I think he's actually a raccoon with a leaf on his head, like a tanuki, in the nippon version.


 No.542559

>>542440

>>542551

>Apparently the moose was replaced with various other animals in other regions.

I need a photo montage of this, stat!

Is the moose there in the US version? Or is it someone else?


 No.542563

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 No.542564

File: 1457801562148.jpg (58.6 KB, 600x600, 1:1, Cc5yuyCUYAAJIoI.jpg)

>>542563

Also apparently he's a jaguar in BR version


 No.542576

>>542563

I really want to see the corgi.


 No.542725

>>542576

The corgi was weird since the filmmakers apparently had a "no humans, thus no domesticated animals" rule, but hey, it's just an localization Easter egg.


 No.542762

>>542725

That doesn't explain why there's no birds or lizards, but that doesn't explain how they could evolve over millions of years and not crossbreed or create any subspecies that exist right now in the wild alongside all of the species that exist in the movie.

A minor gripe, I suppose.


 No.542771

>>542725

Corgis are actually savage beasts that have aligned themselves with the British monarchy to end the world.

True facts, a raven told me.


 No.542840

>>542762

They said they decided to focus on a mammal continent, and there are continents of other classes in this world. Franchise bait, basically.

I still want to know if they actually say "Zootropolis" in the UK version.


 No.543758

Judy must have not developed gymnophobia yet when she did that school play


 No.543772

I dont see a bird only or lizard only movie appealing nearly as much


 No.544226

File: 1458016680578.jpg (42.58 KB, 600x310, 60:31, CdjehskUEAENUDe.jpg)

>>543772

They could still have the same main characters


 No.544372

>>522611

Those animals look disturbing as fuck, kill them all.


 No.544373

>>525974

I never understood why people automatically think that because tumblr is in the filename that they got it directly from tumblr? They most likely took it from google images.


 No.544374

>>528888(checked)

>having something blatantly sexual in a family movie

Sure, I thought they were fags at first, but I assumed there'd be a party or something.


 No.544508

>>544374

Didn't the directors confirm that they're gay?


 No.544529

>>544372

I've got good news for you!

Watch the video.


 No.545596

>>544529

>implying I didn't

>implying I didn't mean every animal in that fictional world

>>544508

I dunno.


 No.545625

>>544508

>>544374

>>528888

They're two grown men that are different species, share the same small apartment, and have the same hyphenated last name.

Gay as fuck.


 No.545669

>>545625

Is this like Frozen's implied gay couple?


 No.546870

>>545669

>Frozen

When was that?


 No.546889

>>520444

aaaand discarded


 No.547005

File: 1458450703207.png (1.09 MB, 877x858, 877:858, fgsdffgfgsdfgs.png)

>>535918

yeah where can i watch it? And inevitably skim through it as I do something else


 No.547009

File: 1458451283075.png (1.28 MB, 850x2524, 425:1262, zootopiafanartpanel1.png)

What did she say /co/?


 No.547021

>>547009

I'd hope anal, but I may be biased.


 No.547025

>>547021

>anal

for him


 No.547033

>>547025

hell nah, faggot.


 No.547036

>>546870

You werent here when everyone was going on about Frozen being about lesbian incest?


 No.547039

File: 1458452793444.png (134.82 KB, 696x278, 348:139, op.png)

>>547033

>wouldn't take it up the ass to please best girl

FAG


 No.547048

>>547005

did you try the internet?


 No.547093

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 No.547094

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 No.547109

File: 1458470388406.jpg (15.67 KB, 500x558, 250:279, 1428000550557-3.jpg)

>>547094

>zootropolis

>all mammals

#cgimoviessowarmblooded #endracism


 No.547114

>>521849

goddamn i'd cum on that forever

>>521869

now you are buddy, you want to cum inside that bunny, you know it.


 No.547122

I saw it yesterday and loved it. It was pretty redpilled for a disney film. Here's hoping for a sequel, which will probably happen.


 No.547282

>>547122

In all honesty I can see this becoming an answer to 'How to Train Your Dragon' by having a series tent polled by movies.

Having COPS Fighting Crime in a Future Time but with animals sounds fun to keep the kids interested. And keeping the non-analogue animals will help undo some of the indoctrination shit going on elsewhere.

Then you can have a big, impressive movie every few years.

I just want an episode where Judy and Nick bust up a Catnip ring only to have a much worse dealer move in.


 No.547684

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 No.547685

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File: 1458558668086-1.webm (3.98 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Gazelle live with sound.webm)

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 No.548875

>>542563

>UK/Corgi

Unusual, I'm a Britbong and in the version I saw here, the newscaster was most definitely a moose.


 No.548903

>>546870

>>547036

In Oaken's sauna, the only other adult was a man


 No.548906

>>547094

Is that every newscaster?


 No.548961

>>548875

There was never any official word of corgi from the producers, that was always in secondhand tweets at best.


 No.549066

>>539360

How was his post in anyway retarded?


 No.549075

>>547036

>implying lesbian incest

>what is https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greek_words_for_love

I still think Disney wanted people to think of that (incest, I mean).

>>548903

What? I swear I saw women….

Oh, actually there's another woman that looks old enough (just looks young), and the big guy could be the oldest son.

And how the fuck would faggots have kids? Magic? Magic only revolves around the main characters in those movies.


 No.549237

>>538904

Gideon wasn't gay, he was a redneck, but not gay.

>>539399

I believe he's assuming Gideon was gay because he became a pastry baker, which is completely false. Now, Clawhauser on the other hand is fair grounds to assume he's gay.


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>>547282

>Judy and Nick bust up a Catnip ring

"Naw, dude, you don't get it, man. That's for medical purposes, my doctor told me to take it so I'm healthy, man. And, look, man, I gotta be really healthy for this Grateful Dead concert, you get me?"

>>547684

That's pretty cute.




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