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I saw Jennifer Lawrence at the golden globes in Los Angeles yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, and asked her how she saw herself for the oscar night.
She said, “You can't live your whole life behind your phone bro?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “You can't do that” and "You gotta live in the now" and making weird orgasm faces and moving her hand in front of her face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I had finished reporting I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Golden Globe awards in her hands without acting.
The security guard at the front was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Maam, you need to have talent if you're going to be awarded one of those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and gave them to the guard.
When he took one of the bars and started trying to return it to an actor who had earned it, she stopped him and told her to let a feminist guard do it “to prevent any patriarchal infetterence,” and then turned around and made a motion like she was brushing her labia. I don’t even think women are supposed to do that. After he had returned each award and tried to tell their owners that they should try to keep them closeby, she kept interrupting him by going "UH, WE'RE AT THE GOLDEN GLOBES" really loudly.