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No.546737
Hey /co/, just in case you were not sure
>coming in October
No.546739
No.546741
>>546737
Holly hell I didn't think it was possible but the artwork has gotten worse!
No.546742
We Want The DeadPool Audience!!
No.546745
>>546741
it seriously looks like something you would find on deviant art, but not the front page, it's something that you would glance over while searching for the character… but after turning off the "most popular" filter.
No.546746
>in this all-new graphic novel, she'll encounter her most dangerous, most powerful, most unbeatable enemy yet: HERSELF.
>Specifically, an evil duplicate made possible through mad science
No.546757
>>546750
That face is soo bad that I had to hide the file.
No.546759
They just keep forcing it down our throats.
No.546763
>>546745
Seriously this crap makes the crap on DA look good in comparison. Because fuck forbid we hire a real artist with legit experience am I right? Let's just go to Tumblr and search "freelance artist" and hire the first person that pops up!
No.546764
>>546737
Is this the comic equivalent of clickbait?
Making something so outrageously stupid and offensive just for the sake of attention?
No.546767
>>546737
fucking shit can someone please tell what the fuck is squirrel girl's super power? what the fuck does she do?
No.546769
>>546763
my guess is she probably works dirt cheap and meets deadlines… of course, if she is somehow making good money I'll be thoroughly disgusted.
No.546770
>>546764
>Is this the comic equivalent of clickbait?
>Making something so outrageously stupid and offensive just for the sake of attention?
you know the answer to that, anon
No.546771
>>546745
>>546769
Even the fucking porn looks better than the Original.
No.546775
>>546737
I really don't understand the thinking here. The original Squirrel Girl was supposed to be funny, maybe a little cute. This iteration doesn't seem to be trying to be a comedy, the art direction conveys action poorly, and the plot is too simplistic for a drama.
No.546780
>>546767
Squirrel Girl started off as a joke. A person with the very lame superpower of being able to talk to squirrels. But the joke of that being is that she was the most powerful being in the entire Marvel universe, being able to beat up Fin Fang Foom, Dr. Doom and Thanos all at once, but only off panel. Even still, she's disregarded by all the notable superheroes. But she has her own series now–ruining that joke. She's part of an Avengers team! There's no tension in her being able to beat up the entire Marvel universe because I already know that she can. That's her whole gimmick, to be frighteningly overpowered.
I don't know what the point of this book is. I already know Squirrel Girl is gonna be completely fine considering there's no way the artist is skilled enough to do a legitimate action scene. It'll probably be something dumb like non-Squirrel Girl trips down a flight of stairs. But that's too violent, so it'll probably be more like…non-Squirrel Girl and Squirrel Girl becomes friends and then she moves to someplace with a funny quirky name like Topeka. Haha, what a silly name for a town, I don't even have to write
No.546791
>>546771
You post those pics right now DAMMIT!
No.546792
>>546737
Shouldn't be Squirrel Girl KILLS The Marvel Universe? Not Beat Up.
No.546802
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>>546791
i literally just picked the first 3 pictures that showed up in my search, don't get your hopes up.
No.546842
>>546802
I knew I was going to be disappointing and repulsing and I did it anyway. This is probably how Marvel felt when green-lighting this.
No.546868
Well shit, Henderson can't even draw Spidey's new suit. And it looks more like he's in Slav mode, wondering why the Silver Surfer is on his back. Better yet, wondering why he's on the cover of a shit comic.
No.546869
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>>546842
Some of it is okay.
No.546885
>>546780
You can make a decent Squirrel Girl comic. I mean, as a character, she would make for fun stories. She's the cute, optimistic, weirdo loser. This is why the whole "Squirrel Girl can beat anyone" shit started, because expecting her to beat anyone with her powers is funny. I can imagine her going to college or a job in full costume, oblivious to how strange it is, declaring that she'll "LEARN HER WAY TO VICTORY" or "BRING JUSTICE TO RETAIL". You don't even need any villains. Mundane situations would be over dramatic life or death struggles for her. You can focus entirely on the juxtaposition between her viewpoint and that of the normal world.
But I guess such scenarios are hurtful to Marvel's delicate feelings.
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No.546914
>Steven Ditko created Squirrel Girl solely to make a point that comics should be fun again
>Other writers firmly established her and made her a terrific character in her own right
>It all ended up like this
No.546925
>USG sold like shit
>USG "season 2" sells like shit
>and yet Marvel keeps on pushing this series.
Im so fucking done, thank god I gave up on them.
No.546930
>>546759
>They just keep forcing it down our throats.
It's the feminist definition of rape. Maybe we can get them arrested, or something.
No.546936
>>546780
>expecting SJWs to have anything resembling a vague understanding of subtle humor
>or humor in general
pls
god
let it burn
No.546938
>>546914
Given Ditko's known proclivities, I highly doubt his Marvel Super Heroes story was meant as anything more than a fill-in.
>>546925
I suspect Unbeatable is meant to be something of a loss-leader, along with Hopeless' Spider-Women, Ms. Marvel, Whor, Lethcat, Zdarksy's Howard The Duck, Moon Girl, and soon Gwenpool. Gimmick books meant to draw in the mythical in-crowds that they hope to direct to their mainstream books.
No.546940
That artstyle really is something else.
No.546941
>>546780
kek this is a high quality post made by a fortuneteller
No.547008
>>546938
MFW Well never see Howard the duck as a CEO type being shoehorned in for a position he can't do and doesn't deserve just to fill a minority quota
MFW Howard the duck won't be replaced by a Canadian goose just for the hell of it
and howard not giving a shit so he get's to keep being under the radar
No.547019
>>546737
This running joke has turned into a desperate bid at cultural relevance. They think this bullshit little event will make Squirrel Girl popular and that their problem is that they just haven't made her do anything big enough to make people like her.. It's not that the books are total shitrags without any redeeming writing and insufferably ugly art.. no no! It's just that they haven't done any events!
Fucking retards are beating a dead horse into a fine powder.
No.547022
>>546885
So like Dan Vs with an optimistic super-hero instead of a cynical lowlife?
I'd read it.
No.547051
Is One Punch Man Squirrel Girl done well?
No.547053
>>547051
Can you phrase that question better? I'm not sure if you're asking if this squirrel girl comic is done well (obviously not) or if one punch man is done well (it is).
No.547054
>>547053
They're asking if One Punch Man does what Squirrel Girl tries to do.
No.547055
>>547053
They have a similar concept (unremarkable seeming character being inexplicably more powerful than they have any right to be). Could One Punch Man be seen as a model of how to do Squirrel Girl right?
No.547056
>>546737
>Beats up
>Not kill
No.547059
>>547054
>>547055
If that's what's being asked, then yes. One Punch Man does the concept right. It's mostly a comedy and parody of Shonen anime and superheroes. It's only flaw is that it occasionally takes itself too seriously, but that's made up for with great art (if you're reading the manga) or great animation (if you're watching the anime). I don't recommend reading the original webcomic unless you're finished with the manga and just have to know what happens next.
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No.547062
>>547061
funny how you have to replace the face to make those drawings worth anything.
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No.547188
That awful Ultimate Spider Man cartoon has a better looking Squirrel Girl.
How sad is that?
No.547191
>>547061
Am I high or is that Gwen Tennison's face on the first two?
No.547244
>>547188
The Tick has a better looking Squirrel Girl.
No.547350
Even when this bitch is trying to draw the classic version of Squirrel Girl she ends up failing hard.
No.547357
>>547350
Can they even draw a woman that looks like a woman? Not like Tim Curry doing cosplay?
No.547372
>>547350
>The Mary Sue exclusive
No.547394
>>547372
Literally the only people who give a shit about Squirrel Girl right now.
No.547403
>>547062
You wanna know something funnier? The artist of those, SLB, he actually likes Unbeatable and praises it.
No.547413
>>547403
Well he's got fucking shit taste so it's not shocking. The least he can do to make his scary looking porn bearable is not make it an offense to my brain.
No.547427
>>546737
They don't even look beaten up. Spider-Man looks like he has stomach ache and Ben Grimm looks like he had a break up. Everyone else looks like they were really sleepy or drunk.
No.547429
>>546769
I think that it has more to do with having the right connections.
No.547432
A reminder of what could've been.
No.547444
>>546767
She's a joke on characters like Spiderman and Antman. That have the Strength of <insert animal here> and the Stamina of <insert animal here>.
But since her animal is a squirrel that doesn't mean much. I mean, even scaled to the size of a human, squirrels aren't particularly strong or agile or anything. There is nothing impressive associated with squirrels, so even if you accept that she has powers, they aren't that impressive.
In fact, the only way you would know she wasn't just a plain human is the tail and the fact that she talks to squirrels (not only talks to them, but they listen.)
She was the biggest wanna-be hero, and was ignored because of her lack of power. Over the years she managed to beat some major bad guys by writer fiat and the whole spunky but underestimated meme.
Because of that, people on the internet joked that she had the superpower to never be beaten by anyone more powerful than her.
The writers of the new comic took that meta-joke and made it a real power that the character had - simultaneously creating the worst type of superhero and destroying the underdog who makes the most of her limited powers character-type that was actually sort of interesting.
She's no longer the gutsy kid who took advantage of Doctor Doom designing machinery that can withstand nuclear blasts, but without an internal pest control system to stop an army of rodents gnawing on the wires. Now she has some kind of undefined Longshot/Scarlet Witch reality warping power and wins because the writer said so - fuck you.
She is now shitty storytelling made flesh.
No.547446
>>547413
>SLB
>making porn that doesn't have a retarded face
Why is he popular again?
>>547444
Whatever happened to the West Coast Avengers again? I liked the stories they had when SG rolled with them.
No.547514
>>547446
You mean the Great Lakes Avengers
No.547520
>>547446
>Why is he popular again?
Cause he draws big asses? The trade off is that he's terrible at every other part
No.547557
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>>547432
Why couldn't we have gotten this instead?
Why did Marvel have to pick some random shitty tumblr artist to do it?
No.547679
>>547350
uhh Bass Lass porn please
No.547746
>>546737
It was bad enough when punished did it to be super edgy. But now they want to take away the one think that had, sweet sweet ultra violence, because that's icky to these people. I may not like punished, but at least it's only trying to be what it set out to be. The only things this comic is trying is "too hard."
No.547765
No.547951
>>547557
Because Tumblr and DA artists are cheap as fuck compared to the pros.
No.548215
>>547951
That's pretty much it. Tumblr artists looking for a break and now they can put "Marvel artist" on their resume, so they work for cheap.
It doesn't help that comics have been on such a downslide, that they can barely afford to KEEP the talent they do have there.
No.548231
JUST BEAT MY MARVEL UNIVERSE UP
No.548232
>>547059
> I don't recommend reading the original webcomic unless you're finished with the manga and just have to know what happens next.
or unless you want to read a comic with unrefined but constantly improved art with a great sense of action and pacing and posing, great use of space and negatives and shapes, oftentimes above the redrawn manga which gets muddled with detail
No.548302
>>548232
>oftentimes above the redrawn manga which gets muddled with detail
Nigga, I have all the respect for ONE in the world, but you cannot sit here and tell me he is a better technical artist than Murata.
No.548309
>>548302
Or hell, even that webcomic can surpass the redrawing. It works for ONE, but it's not technically better drawn.