No.550109
No.550116
>>550108
I always thought the black-haired person in that comic was a chick, but I just now noticed the facial hair.
No.550120
>>550116
So it's a realistic representation of the kind of woman who reads comic books?
No.550125
Are they gonna renumber this shit just like they did with Whor and Squirrel Girl?
No.550129
>>550108
No amount of identity politics can save the series from godawful writing.
No.550145
>>550125
You realise that everything got relaunched post-Secret Wars, right? That absolutely every single comic got a new #1? That those two were not special cases of attention seeking to boost the numbers of failing series?
No.550150
>>550145
That's not what he asked.
He asked if they were just going to renumber [UNSOLICTED OPINIONS ON ISRAEL] and pretend nothing's wrong. The answer to which is no.
No.550152
>>550108
All New, All Different already flopping?
[sarcasm]WHO COULD HAVE SEEN THIS COMING?![/sarcasm]
No.550165
>>550152
>All New, All Different already flopping?
It's a worst name for a reboot than New 52
No.550167
>>550125
Wil Moss isn't editing it, so probably not.
>>550152
I know, right? Relaunching a new HIPSTER Marvel right after a long, crappy, and often delayed world changing arc should've been money in the bank.
No.550178
>>550165
People were curious about the first issues since they were shilled in mainstream media as well. "Thor is goign to be a woman, Spider-Man black!"
People read the news, check what this new stuff is all about, then quit there since they dont buy comic books, or they're immediatly disillusioned by the godawful writing in these PC-friendly comics.
No.550203
>>550152
Right?
It's not like people have been saying "SJWs don't buy comics, you retards" for months or anything.
No.550224
Not really a surprise, those books hit cancellation numbers by what, the beginning of Current Year?
>Both "Howling Commandos" and "Angela" were part of Marvel's post-"Secret Wars" All-New, All-Different Marvel lineup, and among Marvel's lower-selling monthly books, with "Howling Commandos" ranking at No. 163 in February 2016's Diamond charts, and "Angela" at No. 136. "Howling Commandos" finished ahead of "Red Wolf" #3 (No. 165) and "Starbrand and Nightmask" #3 (No. 190), while "Angela" outperformed a handful of Marvel titles last month, including "Hercules" #4 (No. 150), "Weirdworld" #3 (No. 147), the already-canceled "Black Knight" #4 (No. 144), "Drax" #4 (No. 141), "Moon Girl and Devil Dinosaur" #4 (No. 138) and "Illuminati" #4 (No. 137). Of those, only "Drax" and "Moon Girl and Devil Dinosaur" have new issues in Marvel's June 2016 solicitations, with Hercules and series writer Dan Abnett moving to the "Civil War II: Gods of War" miniseries.
No.550236
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>>550108
THE TIDE IS TURNING!
No.550293
Everything really does work out in the end.
But there's so much more to cancel…
Will the future refuse to change?
No.550296
>>550178
SJWs probably didn't buy them. It was that comic book stamp collector class that has to have every "landmark" issue number 1 with the hope of some day, 1,000 years from now, it will be worth something. So yeah, anything a launch that is based around a gimmick does well, it's going to end up being a fucking mirage.
No.550330
>>550293
It'll take time. Thorina is still running I think. Only if the big ones that got fucked with fall, the rest will followe suit.
No.550345
>>550330
>Thorina
What fucking waste of double dubs. Its fucking Whor, you fucking pleb.
No.550354
No.550360
>>550345
Those aren't double dubs. They're only dubs if they're the least significant digits of the post number. Double dubs would be >123344
No.550390
>>550382
AAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
good shit fam
No.550391
No.550410
>>550108
let it all come tumbling down.
No.550416
>>550382
That edit is a thing of beauty.
No.550500
>>550360
He thinks you can "waste" dubs, what does he know
No.550508
>>550500
> xxyxyy
I feel like there should be a term for this. "Trader's Trips" or something.
No.550509
Actually,it was already cancellled when the Opinions incident happened. You could say the author did that just to create more interest about the book. But the whole thing was one of the worst selling Marvel books.
No.550517
Actually,it was already cancellled when the Opinions incident happened. You could say the author did that just to create more interest about the book. But the whole thing was one of the worst selling Marvel books.
No.550530
>>550517
Angela #3 sold 20,958. #4 sold 18,917 according to Comichron. #5 dipped to 15,968. If she was trying to get some interest going, she failed spectacularly. It more showed the terrible quality control at Marvel than anything.
No.550706
Did the writer really just start a Pateron after getting shitcanned?
No.550714
>>550509
>"Here's something you readers need to realize: Though we generally hope readers will like our stories, hating them is almost as good. Hating them so much that yours is the one book everyone is talking about now – well that's golden. One can't hate without passion and involvement. The one reaction we most fear is indifference."
No.550717
>>550714
thats why i am glad i dropped capes many years ago
No.550723
>>550509
What retards at Marvel thought it was a good idea to do feminazi screeching in a book about an IMAGE character?
No.550734
>>550714
I love the man who somehow convinced morons that people hating your work is just as good as people loving it.
It's the most commonplace delusion I've ever seen.
No.550851
>>550714
>Hating comics is just as good
>In a world where piracy is very easy
No.550878
>>550723
>What retards at Marvel thought it was a good idea to do feminazi screeching in a book about an IMAGE character?
You rang monseigneur?
Though I gotta admit, latter day Neil Gaiman does on occasion give off that beautiful Blue Steel look at times but even more clueless at time.
No.550881
>>550714
>>550734
The best part about this is that this has been an industry-standard sales strategy at Marvel and DC for YEARS. Possibly decades. They're all completely convinced that pissing off their fans will pay off in the end. It's one of the first things they drill into your head when you start working there, and it's the same damn line every single writer and editor spouts off in interviews in an embarrassingly robotic way.
And it's not working. Comics have been selling worse and worse for years and are seeing worse sales every year.
No.550889
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No.550890
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>>550714
>Being this fucking deluded.
Who said this?
No.550903
>>550714
>I-I-I-IM NOT ASSHURT YOU FUCKING GOOBER GABERS YOU DIDN'T WIN YOU DIDN'T WIN NNNUUUUUHH
No.550914
>>550706
>Did the writer really just start a Pateron after getting shitcanned?
Well she was tempted to on March 2nd :
https://twitter.com/EvilMarguerite/status/705158219027492864
So she's probably going to do that real soon.
No.550967
>>550890
Tom Brevoort. I think he's Marvel's publisher-in-chief or whatever
Here he is wearing a fedora
No.550972
>>550717
>>550734
>>550881
>>550890
>>550851
I'm so glad that people don't buy into this "all publicity is good" bullshit.
No.550987
>>550972
Once upon a time there was a sort of truth to it, as the only way to formulate your own opinion on something was to see it through the controlled venues.
But today, where digital media (and anything that can be made into it easily) can be procured from the internet, this is no longer the case. No one has to pay to see what stupid, outrageous thing the big two has cooked up this month.
No.551012
>>550224
I am enjoying Hercules but Dan's a pretty big lefty/librul.
That and the the fact his next series is an event tie is why I can't be arsed with him.
No.551199
>>550967
dear god it's a cartoon come to life
No.551248
>>550889
They're just British
No.551333
>>550303
man, Boomhauer is pissed.
No.553145
>>550889
He looks so dead inside.
No.553154
>>550714
Well good news, I have never felt more indifferent. The big two have successfully ruined the characters I've enjoyed so much that even if they were to come back with great writing and art, I still wouldn't want to come back just because I know what it's like to have the dead corpse of something I cared about raped brutally.
They could honestly have the joker become a gay tranny and start an affair with batman and I wouldn't give a shit. I'd make a horrible scenario for Marvel but chances are they've already done it.
No.554735
>>551321
>"A better Thor. A superior Thor."
The whole fucking company has become a massive troll against men. They want us angry without really thinking through what happens when men get truly enraged at something they can't immediately get to.
>A feminist monkey throws its poop at a wolf, an elephant, and a man.
>A furious wolf will growl at the monkey and scrabble ineffectually at the tree while the monkey throws more poop.
>A furious elephant will shake the tree until the monkey hops to a new one and throws more poop.
>A furious man will burn down the jungle.
The jungle is starting to burn, you stupid cunts, and if you wanted a war, you've fucking got one.
No.554740
>>550714
>making the comic equivalent of clickbait
>being proud of it
No.554745
What is she going to ruin next?
No.554747
>>554740
Michael Shannon can laugh?!
No.554748
>>554745
Any and all twitterfags: get on there and call her a shitlord for even considering it!
No.554750
>>550178
fucking ess jay dubs, Miles is a great character they tried to use them to further their sickness
No.554753
>>554747
maybe he's ticklish under his chin.
that would be cute
No.554756
>>554753
You are hereby ordered to cease and desist all attempts to make Michael Shannon your husbando.
No.554845
>>554745
Couldn't be Luke Cage.
Ms Marvel? Easy brownie points.
Black Spiderman? Babies first Marvel hero with a chocolate coating made in China
Don't even think Marvel remembers Storm.
I'm gonna go with Black Panther, don't think anyone has done anything with him beyond that team of black heroes who when I saw Ms America was on it, I knew without a doubt that it will be a godawful read and he wouldn't be any real loss if she fucked up.
Oh yeah, whatever happened to dino dude?
No.554850
>>554845
The former Captain Marvel, Monica Rambeau?
No.554894
>>554850
No, the one who can't eat bacon and drink beer.
No.554897
>>554894
No, I get it, but I was offering another possibility.
No.554943
>>554931
what's jimmy anyway?
No.554954
No.554958
>>554912
Why does Luke look asian?
No.554978
>>554943
>>554954
You have been introduced to our eternal pal, Jimmy Olsen, and have been welcomed into the Jim-had.
Let comics burn.
No.554999
>>554745
>The character is a person of color. I am fluorescently not.
Jesus H. fucking…
What in fucking fuck's name does that matter, Ms. SJW Bennet?
Yeah, brb, need to burn my copy of Othello because Shakespeare wasn't a fucking moor.
Fucking hell, I'm done. Seriously. I want off this fucking ride.
No.555018
>>554999
By that definition that's like saying J.K. Rowling shouldn't have wrote Harry Potter because he's a teenage boy wizard and she's an non-magical adult woman.
No.555024
>>554999
>>555018
Someone should remind her that she is working in a medium were a large portion of the characters aren't even human.
No.555135
>>554978
I wish to read your pamphlets.
No.555207
>>555018
>>555024
You could add a bunch more to this with a template.
You can't write_ because you aren't a __
>You can't write Superman because you aren't the last of your kind from Krypton exposed to a yellow sun.
>You can't write Batman because you aren't a rich orphan who fight for justice as a bat.
>You can't write The Flash because you aren't the fastest man alive.
>You can't write Wonder Woman because you aren't the daughter of Zeus/made from clay originating from a female only island.
>You can't write Green Lantern because you don't have a ring that can create anything from the power imagined by the emotion spectrum of willpower.
>You can't write Cyborg because you aren't a emotional about being MAN OR A MACHINE.
>You can't write Captain America because you aren't a super solider due to a special serum that fought in WW2.
>You can't write Thor because you aren't a Norse God.
>You can't write Iron Man because you aren't a millionaire, playboy, philanthropist, with an arc reactor in there chest that can power a suit of fighting armor.
>You can't write about Falcon because you can't fly with a wingsuit and can talk to birds.
>You can't write about any X-Men because you aren't a mutant with crazy power(s) who is hated by everyone that's not a mutant because of said crazy power(s).
And that's just keeping it restrained to comics . . .
No.555623
>>555207
Why do you think there are so many slice of life comics out these days?
No.555628
>>550125
>squirrel girl
have you seen the new design? like, the original looked cute, charming, harmless
the new one looks like a human turd
No.555668
>>550508
>xxyxyz where x is prime and z a cube number
Anti-dubs recharged on the edge confirm Trader's Trips denomination
No.555670