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File: d9d150ef04b69c8⋯.png (1.02 MB, 1000x635, 200:127, Pixar-Coco.png)

 No.811432

>"Hmm, how about… Mexican"

 No.811436

This is a Disney Pixar movie but it looks like a fucking cheap ripoff akin to The Little Panda Fighter, What's Up, Frozen Land, etc.


 No.811439

>>811436

That's how most recent Jewsney and Jewxar movies felt. Even the animation quality is sub par. It already looks dated.


 No.811442

>>811432

Well, considering only Mexicans watch PIXAR Disney films these days it makes sense for them to be appealing directly to their core audience


 No.811445

Another flop incoming.


 No.811447

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

When did pixar stop making good movies and start making cheap looking garbage that looks like a third-rate knockoff of something else?

Did they even think this would make a great movie, or did they do it just because they wanted to virtue signal about mexicans and decided to go through with it whether or not they could come up with anything interesting?


 No.811450

>>811447

Probably the latter.


 No.811452

Getting really tired this bullshit. It's just going to be some cheap slapstick comedy pandering to the Mexicans. Are there any other animation studios whose works I can watch?


 No.811453

Wasn't there already a 3d film quite recently about that festival of death shit or whatever?


 No.811457

>>811452

>Are there any other animation studios whose works I can watch?

PIXAR is pretty much Disney at this point after Disney completely subjugated them and destroyed their culture and identity and forced their talent to leave

Dreamworks is cancer

And Illumination is cancer


 No.811460

>>811457

>PIXAR is pretty much Disney at this point after Disney completely subjugated them and destroyed their culture and identity and forced their talent to leave

Is there some read about this?


 No.811461

File: 39c79e55f4f0d22⋯.jpg (23.62 KB, 480x353, 480:353, 8dbac797020c385c3ed4c5aa0d….jpg)

Alright lads its time to take bets

How many "subtle" jabs at Donald Trump are going to be littered throughout the movie?

I'd wager at least 10.


 No.811462

>>811461

You meant 10 thousand?


 No.811463

>>811460

Cars, Toy Story, and The Incredibles have sequels on the way, what do you think happened to them?


 No.811464

File: 9d1db6666a03688⋯.jpg (61.4 KB, 546x720, 91:120, 9d1db6666a03688ff8a814acbd….jpg)

>>811461

>>811462

I sure as fuck can't wait to see the protagonist run into a wall and say something like "What? What kind of person would put a wall here to keep people out?" and then cue the audience laughter throughout the theater because thats what audiences do in movies wither a joke is actually funny or not


 No.811465

>>811463

They already made a sequel to Toy Story back in the 90s.

Are there some actual facts about people leaving?


 No.811466

>>811464

That's the opening scene.


 No.811471

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>811447

>dia de los muertos

The book of life did it better


 No.811472

>>811470

>Wrong, Disney made a Toy Story sequel in the 90s and PIXAR and Disney almost ended their partnership as a result

Again, citation needed


 No.811474

File: 478c0c3956ad790⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 367.23 KB, 942x1000, 471:500, serveimage-1.jpg)

File: 2ea269e1a92bfd7⋯.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 188.77 KB, 955x1280, 191:256, ba2eccd1830c499b76887e0ef….jpeg)

File: b5ff52907582667⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 793.65 KB, 765x990, 17:22, 1fb66078aa0c034da92bed34ae….png)

>ywn fight in the revolution with the cousins

>>811467

>Yeah we hate Donald Trump because he was rude to us

>we

Nice try, puto.

>>811473

>but the wall is pretty insulting though

>current year plus two

>not having a VISA

As long as the wall doesnt fuck up the shitty desert ecosystem im ok with it


 No.811476

>>811471

>The book of life

The book of life was very confusing.

The first 15 minutes were good, then the next 15 are shit.

The the next 15 are good and so on…


 No.811481

>>811447

It's not too much of a ripoff from what I've seen. I was impressed with the very last shot of the trailer. But I guess it's because Pixar had more budget than an indie film like Book of Life. The latter has it's own flavor and that's what I loved about it. The story taking cues from the Orpheus helps give it a genuine refreshing feel. Let's see how Coco goes. Also the people of the dead designs are ugly as fuck. Book of Life did it better.


 No.811485

>>811432

"Coco el Loco have dream…"

"His dream is to impregnate delicious white lolis in USA."


 No.811522


 No.811536

File: d3e1d7deb0e2bd3⋯.jpg (19.6 KB, 420x420, 1:1, d20.jpg)

Why do they look like that? I'm mexican and white af. I don't think Indios watch movies like this.


 No.811541

File: f45dbcc098ca6c7⋯.jpg (194.65 KB, 894x894, 1:1, IMG_1939.JPG)

>>811474

>skeletons turning me on

uh what


 No.811545

>>811447

>kid playing guitar and watching old movie

>Something about a picture

>touches guitar

>now he's dead

What a disjointed mess. I mean, yeah, it doesn't give away the whole plot, but it doesn't make me want to watch it either.


 No.811554

File: a5b26a6cec6540d⋯.png (97.98 KB, 208x218, 104:109, i don't know how to interp….png)

It just doesn't look like it should be animated to begin with. If it was live action with practical effects in the mix it'd still feel the same.


 No.811592

>>811447

>the underworld is a giant favela

jesus christ how depressing


 No.811609

File: 28e9c689f9e17f2⋯.png (998.59 KB, 900x1273, 900:1273, fa5a13bc8a243f2fd9ba3ef69c….png)

File: f69510f6e23e5ef⋯.png (102.31 KB, 700x1000, 7:10, 1d1618109af57ad8a998ade862….png)

File: 14a528aa778af5d⋯.jpg (321.96 KB, 574x574, 1:1, f4fe34be559070dfe61af5b708….jpg)

>>811541

Lewd!

>>811550

>spain

>white


 No.811676

>>811432

I like it.

But Mexico is a shithole and there's no way to look around it. Two words: Corruption and cartel.


 No.811691

>>811609

>1st pic

That's silly.


 No.811728

>>811609

>>811541

those heads on skeletons bodies are ugly as shit

delete that garbage


 No.811744

>>811609

>north spain

>not white

>>>/cuckchan/


 No.811773

>>811676

>cartel

but the burgers need their fix, anon.


 No.811817

>>811453

Yeah, The Book of Life, back in 2014

It was quite decent, and directed by the same guy who created El Tigre: The Adventures of Manny Rivera


 No.811830

>>811481

Book of Life seemed pretty fucking horrible to me even though it had some fantastic designs. The majority of the movie has no real villain as they keep trying to show how the different characters are all wonderfully sympathetic, then at the end they pull out some random jackass to be their new villain for everyone to beat up on who you have no emotional connection to.

Dreamworks is at least decent about creating a plot even if they can still suck ass like with Inside Out.

I remember when I tried watching Book of Life and kept thinking they'd eventually introduce a challenge for the characters to face. Instead it's all just a complete walk in the park while they all pat each other on the back. Felt obnoxious.

It's something I've noticed in a number of movies that seem aimed at celebrating a group's culture. They get too involved in trying to have characters be built up, praising the old culture of theirs, and trying for little wink-wink moments that they forget to introduce a challenge for the characters to face.


 No.811836

File: 82e93d4630a3e92⋯.png (81.21 KB, 349x314, 349:314, ClipboardImage.png)

>>811830

Disgusting, isn't it.


 No.811838

>>811830

>Dreamworks is at least decent about creating a plot even if they can still suck ass like with Inside Out.

Inside Out was Pixar, you dumbfuck.


 No.811844

>>811838

Show how truly Pixar has fallen more then insults annon really.


 No.811847

>>811838

Pixar and Dreamworks look about the same to me so whatever.

Those guys at least recognize that they have do form some kind of villain that the main characters can try to work against in order to progress the story.


 No.811879

>>811830

>then at the end they pull out some random jackass to be their new villain

But he was the villain all along, they talked about him and his connection to the deus ex machina amulet


 No.811974

>>811838

Can't really blame him, there's not much difference at this point.


 No.811980

>>811974

remember when animation had distinct artstyles


 No.811983

>>811830

Honestly, I'm not sure if they needed a villain. It felt like a weird story about people. Even with the gods it felt like a drama between the two which I don't mind since you get mythologies like Greek where there is no devil figure and the gods just have drama and varying levels of jack assery.


 No.812048

File: 5bdf1bfeb68d9ca⋯.png (194.04 KB, 385x228, 385:228, 1367827616294.png)

>>811447

So let me get this straight

due to recent events disney decides to throw some liberal appealing theme (poor little mexican boy you better feel altruistic goy)

and the boy STEALS a guitar like the filthy mexi he is but this is totally ok.

Why are we teaching our kids that its ok to steal shit as long a you're minority?


 No.812053

>>812048

it's a part of his culture you white misogynistic male cis SCUM


 No.812058

>>812048

Shhh don't think about that. Look at all this magical wonder and whimzy, goy.


 No.812061

File: 96dea25532181aa⋯.jpg (99.7 KB, 1587x660, 529:220, shut up.jpg)

>>812053

My culture creates immense super battle cruisers with esoteric FTL travel, since we have long gone from our homeworld and live mostly on ships and mine asteroids, our mission is to seed life in the galaxy by terraforming other planets.


 No.812073


 No.812080

File: 827db5fd424f137⋯.jpg (48.18 KB, 600x467, 600:467, 001.jpg)

>>811536

>spic

>hwite


 No.812136

>>812048

Odds are the dead guy is the father, so its not stealing


 No.812158

>>811744

>Catalan

>Not kikes

lel. They are the biggest retards in Spain. I can only hope they break off and try and form their own country. Those psuedo-Frog kikes can then go fuck themselves.


 No.812161

>>811830

Book of Life looked lovely, but its story needed more refining.


 No.812184

>>811452

I personally like Cartoon Saloon because of "The Secret of Kells" and "Song of the Sea". Eagerly awaiting "Wolfwalkers".


 No.812332

>>812161

Its was just eye candy


 No.812340

File: e962adb1303810c⋯.jpg (192.23 KB, 1200x1335, 80:89, ork aff cultah.jpg)


 No.812466

Im Mexican and this type of shit makes me mad, this is just pandering at it's finest and i bet that it is gonna flop in Mexico just like Book of life


 No.812489

>>811879

He did nothing in the story for the majority of the movie.

The main character was not spending the story working against this one villain, he was working against his friend as a rival for a woman's affection who just kinda goes "well ok then" gives up the MacGuffin which then is picked up by this guy introduced at the end.

>>811983

I suppose it doesn't even really need a 'person' to be a villain, but there needs to be a clear challenge to be overcome by actions taken by the main character.

Much of the journey the protagonist in Book of Life does in the afterlife areas just seems done to show off some interesting sets rather than because it's helping to shape the main character. Like what does encountering his older family members do? There doesn't seem to be a lesson imparted by them to make him realize he should want to be himself and play music, he already wants to be the guitarist. He wanted to be the guitarist from the beginning.

Better stories normally have multiple moments that help to shape the character in a certain direction. Whereas in Book of Life there's really only the one major moment, the bull fight in the after life where instead of doing the bull fighting he does a song at which point everyone goes "yeah you should be a guitarist like you wanted from the start". It makes for a weak story just having the one challenge presented like that.

There needed to be more challenges presented to the main character so that he could prove himself and is it was it just felt like they were trying to give him a hearty pat on the back for being the same in the end as he was to begin with.


 No.812497

Is there any good animated movie set in Mexico? One that isn't pandering as fuck?

Also more skeleton porn please


 No.812500

I was just thinking about it and I bet I have a vague idea of how the Disney version will go.

They're doing the whole thing of the land of the remembered and the land of the forgotten. So I bet that the main character was wanting to become this guitarist like his dad and connect to him that way, but because "magical shit" he's whisked off the afterlife where he used the opportunity to meet with his dad and party a bit in this wondrous place.

But because the boy was the one person still remembering his father, his going off into the afterlife means there's no one left to remember the father now so has to go off the land of the forgotten which leads to the challenges the boy faces in trying to come back to the land of the living.

The big thing though, is I bet the end will have the boy singing to make people remember their family that have passed away so that the land of the forgotten begins to empty out and the afterlife can be a happening place with everyone, that way you get the nice Disney ending where everyone lives happily ever after.

So I bet the movie focuses more on the challenge of the main character needing to remember his ancestors to help with overcoming various challenges so that they actually relate the setting to the fucking plot unlike what Book of Life did.


 No.812508

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.812518

>>812508

Hold the fucking phone! Is Top Cat actually set in mexico?

Deepest lore I guess


 No.812520

>>812518

The movie was made with Mexicans so same thing really.


 No.812522

>>811447

Why does that kid own a Xoloescuincle? Aren't those supposed to be an endangered species? Or a chihuahua was to rasist?>>811447


 No.812564

File: 5b7708c38ea785e⋯.jpg (3.98 MB, 1414x2000, 707:1000, d9027075f7f4aba7854c814540….jpg)

File: 382a7b2600d6ca3⋯.jpeg (68.58 KB, 600x600, 1:1, 00407f9f7f4f30aece0202a5a….jpeg)

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 No.812578

literally copy paste book of life


 No.812649

File: 38a915a5a6120bb⋯.png (219.66 KB, 840x688, 105:86, 38a915a5a6120bb89e97a3852c….png)

>>811536

>Mexican

>White

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


 No.812658

>>812649

What the fuck are you talking about nigger? Have you ever been in mexico?

There are a lot of shitskins but there are a lot of white people too ( mostly in the northern region ) remember that mexico had spanish, french and north american colonies

You should go and pick up a history book, you can learn a lot of interesting stuff anon, like how dropping the nukes in Japan was actually the best option for Japan, US, England and Australia


 No.812682

File: 67d9e6a0010113f⋯.jpg (430.15 KB, 1419x2000, 1419:2000, Casta_painting_all[1].jpg)

>>812658

None of these are white.


 No.812707

>>812658

>(((history book)))


 No.812910

File: 79cdb184ba2615d⋯.png (202.19 KB, 1266x646, 633:323, Screen Shot 2017-03-18 at ….png)

apparently pixar fans are so retarded, they think Book of Life was somehow a ripoff of Coco


 No.812920

>>812658

>If your skin is white you must be aryan.

Just because you skin is lightly colored doesn't make you white. Mexicans have some common ancestors, but they are genetically distinct from all other races.


 No.812925

File: 4c5afc010e78c7d⋯.png (190.97 KB, 345x248, 345:248, HA.png)

>>812910

Reminds me of those Apple fanboys who think that something isn't innovative unless Apple ends up doing it. Like rechargeable batteries.


 No.812957

>>812910

>tijuana

the narcos are not doing their work


 No.813794

>>812910

literal autism


 No.814000

>>812910

Even if it weren't for Book of Life this plot has been done time and time again. They went with diversity over talent and now have a boring looking movie people have seen multiple times before.


 No.814004

>>814000 (Checked)

But did those movies have Trump jokes? I think not!


 No.814014

File: 20493c775591272⋯.gif (7.08 MB, 640x266, 320:133, [Keknado].gif)

>>812910

>inb4 pixarfags tell him to go back to tacoland and he becomes redpilled to the point he supports Trump


 No.814049

>>814014

>to go back to tacoland

>>812910

>from tijuana, baja california

He is in tacoland


 No.814532

To be honest here, the kids face looks ugly. There's just something about it that looks so off.


 No.815072

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>812489

So, Guacamelee did a much better job then.

>Protagonist is a man that lost his dreams

>People in the city treats him as a second class joke

>Had an impossible love interest

>See his world shattered when a supernatural being makes his life even more miserable

>Fucking dies

>See a chance to redeem himself

>See his efforts bearing little fruit

>Keeps going

>Needs to really fight for a good ending

>Is finally recognized as a hero, not because of the deus ex machina from the beginning, but because how much he fought to get where he is now.

>Becomes a family man.


 No.815166

>>812466

Really? I heard book of life did very well in Mexico.


 No.815169

>>812489

I always thought it could have been improved if he has actually killed the bull during the 1st bull fight, maybe he gets the respect but he did something he thought was wrong for approval. It would have also added more weight to his bullfight in the afterlife.


 No.815191

>>811474

>Donald Trump because he was rude to us

At least he kindly visited the country, unlike Hillary who refused. Why? Is she afraid of a country filled with over 300 saints?

>>812520

The other one was made in Argentina.


 No.815203

File: ac0ea959825e22a⋯.png (232.19 KB, 432x429, 144:143, ac0ea959825e22a3c8aefd6589….png)

>Coco is little mexican boy who has dreams to be like radical guitarman like his dad played by Alex Lorra

>suddendly the evil gringos just plop a giant wall by the border, causing chaos in spexico

>chaos happens and Coco's dad is killed by cartels

>Coco realizes the problem isn't america, it's that cartels, kikes and shitskins is what's ruining evreything

>coco becomes spic bard of death and commits ethnic cleansing to heavy metal

>kills chinks in baja california

>rids of shitskin marxists like the EZLN

>goes to Mexico city and nukes the redlight district

>gasses the Lomas de Chapultepec and Polanco

>ends up doing a heavy metal battle against the jewish god of the santa muerte on top of Popocatepetl which is about to erupt as the kikes realize the last shitskin is rebelling against them.

>in a final attempt coco remembers his papi saying that one must do the ultimate sacrifice like Jesus or some shit

>Coco, the last of his kind lunges Santa Muerte into the volcano, sacrificing himself to save Mexico.

>Mexico is now in a golden age free of shitskins and becomes a nationalist utopia for the caztisos and whites

>all thanks to the shitskin who betrayed his own to save the true Mexicans

>credits roll

There, I fixed the movie.


 No.815305

>>815203

Sounds dumb


 No.815308

>>811464

>and then cue the audience laughter throughout the theater because thats what audiences do in movies wither a joke is actually funny or not

Bojangles


 No.816788

File: f8adb5db0d026b4⋯.png (220.76 KB, 487x600, 487:600, e1dcce5d6f146e16ecc9582f4c….png)

>>815203

are you autistic?


 No.816851

File: 190ba0797a6f0d9⋯.jpeg (434.92 KB, 1152x1752, 48:73, image.jpeg)

>>816788

>anime vector

Guess


 No.816925

>>815203

>like Jesus or some shit

>not summoning the power of Mictlantecuhtli

>not killing everyone equally so than the Gods can create a new generation of humans, because the generation of humans made by dirt and wheat were shit

For shame, anon.


 No.817093

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>811432

>>811447

I think it looks kind of cute. I mean they'll probably queer it somehow, hopefully not literally, but the concept looks harmless.

>that red jacket and black hair

>dog's name is Dante

>travels to a supernatural alternate reality

Wait a minute!


 No.817131

>>811609

>Spain

They deleted their post, but why even fucking bring it up?

Day of the Dead is an exclusively Mexican holiday. It's an edited version of a pagan holiday they had before Spaniards raped them and forced them to convert to Christianity.


 No.817153

>>814532

He's mexican. Mexican are all ugly in general


 No.817166

>>815203

>all of this pure distilled autism squeezed into one post


 No.817205

File: 05e7cf3dec4174a⋯.png (267.55 KB, 512x384, 4:3, time for coco to be coco.png)


 No.817206

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>812497

>Is there any good animated movie set in Mexico?

The only thing that comes to mind is The Three Caballeros, which is a tour of Mexico and Brazil. Some nice art and songs, Donald really carries it.


 No.817262

>>812497

How can anything good be set in mexico


 No.817296

>>817262

There are some fun Hellboy comics that take place in Mexico, like the one where he teams up with three luchador brothers to hunt vampires. I think Richard Corben did the art.


 No.817314

>>812080

>autists do not know that latins may be white…


 No.817316

File: 2b4507bba77c4c6⋯.jpg (31.55 KB, 500x333, 500:333, a53.jpg)

>>817314

>spics think if their skin isn't the color of burrito they are hwite now


 No.817317

>>817296

It's ugly as shit though.


 No.817346

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>>817296

>three luchador brothers to hunt vampires

Hunting blood suckers as a luchador is a tradition


 No.817385

>>817314

>>817314

>autists do not know that latins may be white…

>may

we wuz whites N' shieet


 No.817412

File: b115d6075a7d34c⋯.webm (182.72 KB, 480x360, 4:3, hahaha.webm)

>>817346

>Luchadore using stakes, crossbows or jusyt fucking MANLY SKILL to subdue and kill the undead.

That's probably the best thing ever.


 No.817414

>>817317

Fuck you, I love Corben art.

>>817346

¡Bueno!


 No.817482

File: ae51d3aa90843b9⋯.jpg (32.09 KB, 400x466, 200:233, 1406853323313.jpg)

>>817346

>tfw no CGI movie that involves Luchadors fighting vampires, aliens, monsters, etc instead of this crap


 No.817698

There is going to be SO much shotacon drawn of that kid.


 No.817720

>>811447

>>811447

doesn't look bad actually, might accidentally redpill some kids on bloodlines and ancestors "we are all a part of what came before"

Frankly I don't mind that lesson being taught to kids in this age of everyone is the same and the past doesn't matter and whatever you are is sheer luck.


 No.817721

>>817720

What do you mean? As far as I can tell, there is little to non existent acknowledgement of the predominant Iberian part of the culture.


 No.818962

File: b71f119c80aba8a⋯.jpg (461.76 KB, 1203x902, 1203:902, 398797_1268763839607_full.jpg)

>>815305

>>816788

>>817166

It's a good idea and you know it.




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