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File: a2c4c2545ff101b⋯.png (349.83 KB, 956x480, 239:120, emoshit.PNG)

 No.896773

What did he mean by this?

 No.896775

Also

>Those user reviews

How much money do you suppose Sony lost by paying off shills?


 No.896782

>>896775

Not enough.


 No.896795

Sony has done a lot of shitty things as a company but I don't see them as particularly sinister, just embarrassingly incompetent


 No.896797

>>896795

> but I don't see them as particularly sinister

Oh my sweet summer child


 No.896799

it's actually a pretty good movie tbh…


 No.896804

>>896773

One of positive reviews is misleading. It's from Common Sense Media which rates stuff based on content, like whether or not it's family or kid appropriate. The review itself had nothing positive to say about the movie or its story.

The other two, I have no fucking idea, but they should lose their jobs for bumping up the score of this shitshow.


 No.896808

>>896804

>One of positive reviews is misleading. It's from Common Sense Media which rates stuff based on content, like whether or not it's family or kid appropriate.

It literally features a talking pile of shit


 No.896813

File: 74b5ba4f74e9990⋯.png (94.33 KB, 1001x521, 1001:521, ClipboardImage.png)

>>896808

Everybody poops, anon. Even still, they gave it a 3/5


 No.896828

>8%

>not 0%

Boo!


 No.896846

>>896828

It was at 0% for awhile, before the 3 positive reviews. Just look it up and you'll see a few articles stating that the movie had 28 negative reviews making the movie sit at 0%.


 No.896847

I've been getting conflicting reports all day, so I need to know:

DID IT SELL OR DID IT FLOP? FUCK ONLINE REVIEWS, I WANT TO KNOW IF IT WAS A COMMERCIAL FAILURE


 No.896851

>>896847

>DID IT SELL OR DID IT FLOP?

>http://www.boxofficemojo.com/news/?id=4309&p=.htm

It's budget is only $50 million. It made $10 million on Friday. It's more than likely not going to be insanely successful, but it looks like it may turn a profit. The reason for this is that it was made very cheap and doesn't need to make a lot to be financially successful.


 No.896868

>>896851

Valerian only made 30mil last week, TJ Miller strangled this abortion in the crib by getting on a podium and proudly claiming it was a liberal propaganda piece at the absolute worst possible time in history for any piece of media to be blatant about how it's shilling for progressivism, and leaks and independent reviewers are collaborating the critical ass-ravaging this shit received a few days ago.

This may be me overindulging in optimism, but I really think this abomination won't make back even its diminutive development budget, and if by some miracle it does, it'll be by too small a profit margin to make up for the negative buzz the company as a whole has received, and they'll never be able to justify another film this cancerous again at least for the next couple of years.


 No.896873

>>896868

I'd just like to throw it out there that Valerian was bad. Just so, so bad. It was awful. I don't care what kind of moral the story tried to push, the movie as a movie was just god awful.


 No.896874

>>896797

>Oh my sweet summer child

Have a guess which site that phrase was used en masse as a shitty response to newfags, anon.

When you work it out, go back and stay there.

>>896813

A talking poop voiced by a talented actor that could of done anything better than this worthless film.


 No.896878

>>896873

Valerian is a bad movie and story in large part because of its moral message, i shit you not, there's a 10-minute side-plot in the second half where an alien played by Rihanna gets stabbed and when the main chars suggest going to the hospital to save her life she starts crying about how she literally an illegal immigrant and getting arrested and deported would be the end of her life anyway. As the cherry on top of this shit sundae , her character then dies literally in the background while the two leads bitch between themselves about how no life should be illegal and how oppressive selective borders are. It's almost cosmic how these fags keep accidentally exposing how little they actually care about their pet activist causes like this.


 No.896885

File: 058c3c9c4ca76c7⋯.jpg (37.19 KB, 540x378, 10:7, pinch.jpg)

>>896878

THIS! FUCKING THIS! THE CRINGE WAS HARD.


 No.896888

>>896874

you illiterate, people were talking about summer dumbasses since USENET (although back then they meant August, when the college freshmen got their accounts).


 No.896970

>>896874

>Have a guess which site that phrase was used en masse as a shitty response to newfags, anon.

Is it the site most of 8chan's culture and users were imported from?


 No.896974

>>896878

Shit. I don't remember that in the comics.


 No.897003

>>896878

Yeah I can't get behind that at all either. I enjoyed the movie but everything with Bubbles just drove it down. Almost glad it flopped if only so that stupid fucking message doesn't hypnotize more people.


 No.897005

File: 4a73fce93440860⋯.jpg (118.02 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 4a73fce93440860cac6fa576a2….jpg)

>>896878

As a liberal, I don't think there's anyone I hate more than other liberals.


 No.897009

File: 425fdd86c2572f4⋯.jpg (110.79 KB, 663x1200, 221:400, ebil whyte men are again.jpg)

If this movie is for colored people then colored people have no fucking taste at all…


 No.897010

>>896974

>>896986

Luc Besson wrote the entire script himself, and aside from a few names and places, no part of the movie's story ever occurred in the comics.


 No.897017

>>897010

sauce on that claim?


 No.897035

File: dcb1ed2833be954⋯.png (138.98 KB, 296x537, 296:537, ClipboardImage.png)

>>897017

That the director also wrote the script? Because the comics had Valerian as a time traveller and Laureline as a girl from the past that he accidentally brought along, not teenaged secret agents. Also, I don't think "Alpha the city of a thousand planets" existed in any of the comics.


 No.897038

>>897035

>>897010

I'm sure the fans of the comics were just lining up to see a film about not their favorite comic.


 No.897039

>>897035

>>897038

we need a storytime of this


 No.897055

>>897039

Valerian and Laureline has been going since '67. It's not something that could be storytimed easily.


 No.897062

>>896868

I have a gut feeling they probably made the $50m back in sponsorships alone with all that blatant shilling.


 No.897089

>>896795

>Sony has done a lot of shitty things as a company but I don't see them as particularly sinister, just embarrassingly incompetent

>company ran into the ground by feminazi who wants to make Zoe Quinn movie

>/co/ defends it


 No.897093

File: 088f888e5b698e2⋯.jpg (203.94 KB, 362x480, 181:240, v19ruls.jpg)

>>897055

>It's not something that could be storytimed easily

Maybe not on /co/, but a megathread on >>>/storytime/ would be perfect.

I found what I think is the entire comic series in english (all 21 volumes of it) here: http://mycomicpost.net/Find/valerian


 No.897095

>>896773

>8%

I guess Sony had to have at least 1 or 3 shills at the very least.


 No.897096

>>896799

>I just wanted to relieve the Lego Movie nostalgia gaiz!

kys


 No.897098

File: 96aef79b3750859⋯.jpg (10.67 KB, 259x194, 259:194, is there any hope left for….jpg)

>>896873

>Valerian was bad

I never had hope for man, but now I have something indescribable. Like Nega-Hope for Man.


 No.897099

File: 2e94cb46d7de92e⋯.png (206.73 KB, 279x345, 93:115, there I sat laughing at th….png)

>>897009

I wish I could see his face right now.


 No.897102

File: dcabd6ff85410e0⋯.gif (459.1 KB, 500x220, 25:11, chandler-bing-really.gif)

>>897035

>Alpha the city of a thousand planets


 No.897105

>>897093

I stand corrected.

>>897095

One of them is just some guy's blog and his review is apparently some kind of interview. I don't fucking get it.


 No.897107

>>897035

Is that the official logo of the franchise since 1967, or they really thought copying the Mass effect logo was a good idea?


 No.897110

>>897105

So interviews and a site for kid-friendly measurement count as positive reviews?


 No.897113

>>896874

Stewart has been in a lot of worthless movies anon, this is nothing new for him


 No.897115

File: e0922f62f47808a⋯.png (344.3 KB, 500x692, 125:173, current stardate.png)

>>897113

He would honestly be worthless if not for TNG TOS and DS9 were still better.


 No.897121

File: 9fd78f9f054aaec⋯.jpg (8.73 KB, 233x164, 233:164, 1424305715742.jpg)

>>896773

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt4600952/

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt4877122

>shitty Avengers rip-off made by Armenian hack to defraud the Russian Ministry of Culture has better shills reviews than this


 No.897161

>>897121

That shit actually came out?


 No.897178

>>897161

Why wouldn't it? You think it's hard to make a movie when you can just steal everything - budget, characters, art from Titanfall, script from "Suicide Squad"?


 No.897201

File: 5974649270cc07c⋯.jpg (108.35 KB, 997x505, 997:505, flintstones.jpg)

>>897121

>first pic

B-Bane?


 No.897204

File: 4d638cd20ef54d2⋯.png (229.54 KB, 466x496, 233:248, not sorry.png)

>>896813

>Even the kids only give it 2 stars

It fails even in its target demographic.


 No.897208

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Remember goys! When RT gives a score its totally accurate to the quality of a movie!


 No.897210

File: 55cf677af8dc473⋯.png (579.8 KB, 1458x426, 243:71, f9ec59c378adf67bd28b338944….png)

>>897089

>/co/ is one person

>>896804

>>896846

>>897110

This is why anyone that even remotely takes into account Rotten Tomatoes is a fucking moron. They're likely being paid by these faggots to make their movies look good, similar to gaming 'journalists.' They've done this for multiple movies already. For the Ghostbusters movie, and iirc they also hid negative reviews for Wondie.

Pic related is how Ghostbusters stands right now. There is no way that score is authentic. Even normalfags agree it's a hot, steaming pile of shit.


 No.897212

>>897210

Ghostbusters was a combination of shills and ideologically driven idiots who wanted to praise the movie for the gesture it represented, rather than it's actual merits. They liked it as a symbolic idea, but not as an actual movie. It's like the Gone Home of movies. The actual aspects of gameplay and storytelling were utter shit, but critics fapped themselves raw over what it represented rather than what it actually was.


 No.897214

>>896868

>>896873

>>896878

>Valerian

Wait, what? I was about to go see that thing. Damn.


 No.897218

File: d94fdc0227d956f⋯.png (52.59 KB, 813x323, 813:323, ClipboardImage.png)

>Now will someone kindly stop the world so I can get off?

Must be a /co/mrade


 No.897221

>>897210

Rotten Tomatoes is just an aggregator. The only original thing they write are the critics' consensus, and even that is just a combination of other critics' opinions.


 No.897243

>>897221

I know what they do. But they have a problem of outright hiding bad reviews and, like here, using summaries and interviews as "good reviews". They're clearly in the pocket of these companies to make it appear like people actually like these shit movies.


 No.897287

Who the hell is giving this movie positive reviews?


 No.897299

>>897218

So good men can be found even among the Canadians.


 No.897305

>>897214

Right there with you. I was literally hours away from going to see that shit with a friend, took him to see something else instead. Good God.


 No.897322


 No.897328

>>897210

Don't forget that they now pretty much hand out "Certified Fresh" ratings before the movie has even been reviewed. The minute the last ST movie, Ghostbusters and TFA came out and got just one review they were immediately given the Certified Fresh rating.


 No.897331

>>896868

>at the absolute worst possible time in history for any piece of media to be blatant about how it's shilling for progressivism

Elaborate?


 No.897332

>>897331

It was posted in the last thread.

https://archive.fo/9Bt0D


 No.897334

>>897332

I wasn't asking about whatever bullshit he spewed, I'm asking why right now is, quote, "the absolute worst possible time in history for any piece of media to be blatant about how it's shilling for progressivism". Has there been a leak lately that's been especially damning to lefties?


 No.897339

File: 7897469f9359c09⋯.png (305.75 KB, 844x1591, 844:1591, ClipboardImage.png)

>>897210

The thing about Ghostbusters is that Sony didn't even need to bribe critics for giving positive reviews. There is actual evidence that they did it all for free and where going to give a positive score regardless of quality, just to stick it to those misogynerds. You are going to see the same thing again in the upcoming Star Trek Discovery (STD) for purely political reasons. That show has everything

>Mary Sue protagonist adopted by canon characters that was never referenced in the universe before

>Is the first one to learn Vulcan and graduate from a Vulcan university, which is impossible for humans

>Is a brave womyn of color

>Klingons were retconned from being Soviet analogues to Trump supporters

(I wish I was making up that last part, but its real)


 No.897342

File: 4be187d1ada8ea7⋯.png (58.34 KB, 553x759, 553:759, fug.png)

>>896878

What the fuck is this shit?

I was feeling bad about this movie underperforming because it looked neat and for once we were getting a CBM that wasn't capeshit. But goddamn I am glad I missed this one out.


 No.897346

File: 6cb0242eb6ffbfc⋯.png (394.96 KB, 709x377, 709:377, separated at birth.png)


 No.897349

File: 0b51350a30a81d3⋯.png (483.31 KB, 495x686, 495:686, current stardate.png)

>>897339

>You are going to see the same thing again in the upcoming Star Trek Discovery (STD) for purely political reasons

Don't fucking remind me that shit will exist.

>>897334

I'm not sure what the anon meant then. I assumed he was referencing Miller's shilling.


 No.897352

>>896878

Knew to be suspicious when that one guy came to /pol/ telling everyone how FUCKING WHITE the movie was in a completely unrelated thread. Wonder if Hillary is watching him fight alligators in her dungeon or something right now.


 No.897354

>>896873

>>896878

Y'know, that's a real shame. It looked very nice. Certainly pretty. I'm sad to see this.


 No.897377

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

meme

>>897339

>nutrek

<we will never get a semi-realistic space sci-fi action movie with heat radiators, interesting and well explained weaponry, delta V autism with hohmann and maybe brachistochrone transfers and conservation of momentum


 No.897399

>>897377

>eceleb

How about no.


 No.897408

>>897377

>Hard Sci Fi

Watch the Expanse. Its pretty neat. I have watched 2 seasons and it contains 0 progressive pandering.

There is an oppressed group but it makes sense as Scfi Fi, and its 100% unrelated to any modern group.


 No.897410

File: 5b7026a9720634f⋯.mp4 (5.94 MB, 256x144, 16:9, THE EMOJI MOVIE REVIEW.mp4)

>>897399

Have a shit quality mp4


 No.897412

>>897410

That's better


 No.897414

>>896878

>a perfectly good concept that could've been 5th Element-tier as a cult classic was used for political shilling

Why is everything like this now? Sure there was always political shilling in media but now its way less blatant, or its done in a way that feels sinister while subtle.


 No.897420

>>897408

Thanks. I've been needing something new and interesting for a while now.


 No.897421

>>897377

>>897408

Dark Matter is pretty great as well. It's not so hard on the sci-fi as they don't autistically explain everything, but it's certainly not soft by any means.


 No.897422

File: 353d9503531f1d8⋯.png (452.3 KB, 852x483, 284:161, super buu curious.png)

>>897410

>Pen Pineapple Apple Pen

a what?


 No.897427

File: edc90de20125e8e⋯.mp4 (11.63 MB, 640x360, 16:9, PIKOTARO - PPAP (Pen Pinea….mp4)

>>897422

Some gook memesong

>views:89,656,839

polite sage


 No.897434

>>897422

You don't want to know.


 No.897459

>>897410

STOP ARGUING AND POST THE PORN ALREADY. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO SEE THE EMOJI GIRL GET FUCKED.


 No.897462

>>897459

Fuck off shadman.


 No.897464

File: 86bd20affb94eb9⋯.png (29.01 KB, 600x902, 300:451, shadman is in, i'm out.png)

>>897459

>YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO SEE THE EMOJI GIRL GET FUCKED.

Speak for yourself.


 No.897466

>>897427

They wanted this shit to be the new gangnam style or some shit. It got millions of views, but man.. of all the "viral" sensations, it's fucking moronic.


 No.897471

>>897462

>>897464

>Being literal faggots


 No.897473

>>897471

Yeah because licking someones asshole and getting the taste of shit in my mouth gets my dick off. Get the fuck outta here you degenerate.


 No.897484

>>897420

They do cheat by having a Super fast speed travel method, but thats like the one big cheat.

Sans that it's pretty hard. At the super fast speed they need to take drugs not to die, no artificial gravity (And the actors tend to wear their hair pretty short in space. How convenient, but alright hair effects are very expensive).

I call it Fun Hard Sci fi.


 No.897486

>>897414

((Palpatine))

Because that's how brainwashing works. You're not allowed any escape.


 No.897538


 No.897560

File: ad85bfdf46fa67e⋯.png (113.35 KB, 635x457, 635:457, 1433539780751.png)

>>897459

>>897462

>shadman

My god, its actually going to happen.


 No.897577

>>897560

I'm still waiting on Shadman porn of the Ember Ghost Squad supermarket shooter.


 No.897579

File: d4f5716366e8e6b⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 757.55 KB, 1000x1604, 250:401, 2017-05-20-emoji-girl.jpg)

File: 2547402a179779d⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 366 KB, 600x812, 150:203, 2017-05-20-emoji-girlxx.png)

File: 2638bc09d1fdf94⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 389.23 KB, 600x845, 120:169, 2017-05-20-emoji-girlxxa.png)

File: eacdeedcc032767⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 599.22 KB, 800x1163, 800:1163, 2017-05-20-emoji-girlxxx.png)


 No.897587

>>897214

Im huge spacefag, and I was going to see it, I guess I will just stay home


 No.897653

File: d0c89e96c0d40a0⋯.jpg (373.68 KB, 948x704, 237:176, 14956641181470.jpg)

>>897322

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt6096958/

Let's see how deep the rabbit hole goes.


 No.897756

>>897653

I don't see why not.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1256535/?ref_=nv_sr_1

Also,

http://www.boxofficemojo.com/news/?id=4310&p=.htm

Looks like The Emoji Movie only cracked 25M opening weekend.


 No.897757

>>897756

>25M

How much money did they waste on doing that movie and marketing?


 No.897761

>>897322

>Budget $50 million


 No.897762

>>897761

And that's just production, mind you. Doesn't include marketing.


 No.897773

File: cb2b6e04085e6e7⋯.jpg (33.44 KB, 600x650, 12:13, Sonic Smug.jpg)

>>897121

>>897322

>>897653

>>897756

>The emoji movie is so shit and hated by everybody to the point that it got scores much lower than other shit movies

>mfw

I'm feeling so goddamn smug about this. Sony Animation Studio shutdown when?

>>897757

For the movie production, 50 million burgercoins. For the marketing, don't know at the moment but it might be around 4 or 5 times the budget of the movie since Sony is trying to push this movie so hard to the normalfags. As of now, the movie technically flopped.


 No.897778

>>897773

>The emoji movie is so shit and hated by everybody to the point that it got scores much lower than other shit movies

It's even better - at least those shit movies didn't took FIFTY MILLION DOLLARYDOOS to make.


 No.897802

>>897778

The Chinese will probably eat it up.


 No.897807

>>897773

There's some justice in the world if it goes down in history as one of Sony's biggest flops of all time.


 No.897817

>>897579

Now someone needs to do a pic where she's getting DPed by Ralph from Wreck-It Ralph and the protagonist of Lego Movie while the Emoji Movie protagonist tearfully jerks it in the background.


 No.897821

>>897339

>Klingons were retconned from being Soviet analogues to Trump supporters

So you mean I get to be lumped in with the only non-faggot race from (((Star Trek)))? Cool.


 No.897836

File: 6c7d5401924c8fb⋯.jpg (162.44 KB, 1200x833, 1200:833, DAEDGVOV0AEl3QS.jpg)

>>897821

They're extra crispy niggers now.


 No.897838

>>897836

The niggest


 No.898010

>>897773

>>897807

The movie opened at number 2 and is falling fast. Sony is fucked


 No.898019

>>897821

They have more in common with ISIS than with Trump supporters.


 No.898065

File: 5b5b895eeb157f6⋯.jpg (16.43 KB, 410x308, 205:154, Question.jpg)

>>897802

Isn't one of the main three stories about a nigger kid that has a crush on an asian/chinese girl? I think the chinks won't like that one bit and won't go see the emoji movie because of that.


 No.898106

>>897466

Yeah, but PSY actually has talent.


 No.898119

File: cc2c1a1b32567b4⋯.png (163.63 KB, 409x325, 409:325, 1392958804132.png)

>>898065

>Isn't one of the main three stories about a nigger kid that has a crush on an asian/chinese girl? I think the chinks won't like that

Well summerfaggot, the Chinese are responsible for keeping alive many shitty Hollywood movie franchiese. Like Transformers, The Hunger Games, etc… Having a black lead didn't stop Star Wars from succeeding nor did it stop Pacific Rim from bombing. Hell they wanted Mike Tyson to be in one of their IP man movies. So no, they're equally if not more brainwashed then your usual movie goer sheep.


 No.898136

>>898119

>Having a black lead didn't stop Star Wars from succeeding

The Chinese advertising campaign for SW7 kept the Dindu out of the spotlight.


 No.898142

>>898136

He was literally removed from the trailer and every poster.


 No.898150

File: 0a73610344ad07c⋯.png (49.91 KB, 410x382, 205:191, consider the following tai….png)

>>898119

Yeah, but star wars didn't have him dating the asian girl


 No.898197

>>898136

>>898150

Who's to say this won't be the case either?


 No.898217

File: b01d84cf68a9945⋯.jpg (74.39 KB, 400x346, 200:173, evil.jpg)

>>897802

>mfw there's a ghost emoji

Nope.

>>897773

>I'm feeling so goddamn smug about this. Sony Animation Studio shutdown when?

I'd rather see western Sony go under as a whole.

>>897836

Someone fucking cancel this shit now.


 No.898219

File: 8556de583c36e19⋯.jpg (26.12 KB, 392x402, 196:201, Evil Villain.jpg)

>>898150

>mfw SW8 has Boogayega fuckin an azn as Rei goes off to be a lesbo

>mfw Boyega's new azn sweetheart will help kill the love for SW in Chingchongland's movie market


 No.898229

>>898219

Really? What happened to Traitor's handsome X-Wing pilot husbandu? The shipping was strong there, he even gave him his jacket…


 No.898261

File: cd5ca7e31b98253⋯.gif (789.71 KB, 500x375, 4:3, wergr3.gif)

>>898229

>Traitor maymay


 No.898271


 No.898380

File: fc46d2d28ac7e73⋯.jpg (170.67 KB, 350x427, 50:61, Captain TR8-TOR.jpg)

>>898261

What's the matter newfag, don't like /tv/ memes?


 No.898476

File: 3e5fd788351a50a⋯.png (56.98 KB, 333x240, 111:80, I will fall.png)

>>898380

Nobody likes /tv/ memes, you fucking newfag. Not even /tv/ likes that one anymore.


 No.898497

File: 0ae719142f2aa4b⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 114.08 KB, 424x480, 53:60, 1427363691027.png)

>>898476

>Nobody likes /tv/ memes

Not even the best one, you hothead?


 No.898630

>>896851

50 million budget means it will need 100 million to break even and 150 million to turn a real profit. A 10 million dollar opening weekend is fucking terrible, it opened at number 2. This movie will bomb


 No.898634

Let's be honest. Hating this movie is a meme. I'm sure it's not good, but I'm sure it's not also worse than at least five animated movies that come out every year. I bet it's not worse than those shit new Star Wars films.


 No.898667

>>898634

>I'm sure it's not good, but I'm sure it's not also worse than at least five animated movies that come out every year. I bet it's not worse than those shit new Star Wars films.

He said of a movie about phone emojis.


 No.898669

>>898634

Hey /tv/


 No.898671

>>898669

>Implying it's /tv/.

It's not, they hate this shit just as much as we do.


 No.898683

>>897587

It had a couple neat scenes. Definitely wouldn't recommend a theater watch, but you might want to cruise through it off a torrent or something. Just shut it off around the halfway mark, most of the pozz is in the third act outside a longish establishing scene of the mary sue fish aliens at the beginning


 No.898710

>>898671

That's difficult to believe considering they're more autistic then /b/.


 No.898715

>it barely made half its budget on opening fucking weekend

http://www.boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=theemojimovie.htm

There is justice in this world. I hope people lose their jobs over this shit


 No.898722

>>898715

Sony has tripled down at this point. Only way people are going to lose their jobs is if the Japanese division steps in and burns the American division to the ground.


 No.898724

>>897427

This has 90 million views, and yet I've never heard of this. You know, I sometimes forget to sign in to youtube and get surprised by how different that site looks without my own preferences dictating what content I want to see, and it always reminds me how stupid people are.


 No.898736

>>898724

To compare, shit like BRODYQUEST has just under 8 million views, which I thought was pretty normalfag. Incidentally, HEYYEYAAEYAAAEYAEYAA has 112 million views and MACINTOSH PLUS - リサフランク420 / 現代のコンピュー has 28 million views, so maybe I was right in thinking that this Pen Apple Pineapple whatever the fuck isn't all that popular. Still, how could this thing have that many views, and I haven't even so much heard or seen a reference to it?


 No.898785

>>898736

Its big in Japan and on their youtube equivalent.


 No.899543

File: fe9415ce7bee1f3⋯.png (12.54 KB, 618x93, 206:31, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.899545

>>898724

I know exactly how you feel. You think you know what's popular and then youtube randomly suggests some fucking vlogger to you or some turbochad faggot who does prank videos, and you realize these people have millions of subscribers and merchandise and people pay good money to get their autograph at giant meet and greet events.. and then on top of that, these are the people youtube is going out of their way to protect and promote… and then you start to realize that you live in a completely different world from these people, and you could never understand being a fan and religiously watching these cancerous cunts every single day.


 No.899553

File: 9131e8f9531b611⋯.png (663.61 KB, 1024x576, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.899585

>>899543

Is that legitimate?


 No.899586

>>899553

>posting normalfag cancer

Norman memes suck cock, like you for using them, faggot.


 No.899618

>>897466

>>898724

>>898736

>>899545

>I haven't even so much heard or seen a reference to it

Welcome to globalization and demographics.

If you pitch your cards right you can get money from anybody in the world legitimately.

Also people are lazy as fuck so music videos where they may not even get watched at all, only listened to, can easily accrue gajillions of views and jewbux anf gain wider appeal than their visual counterparts. Even podcasts can get monetized.

Whenever you hear of people like Jake Paul, you realize that things change and yet stay the same; rich do-nothing bimbos are getting scammed out of their money and lives and liking it, just as always.


 No.899625

File: 4d22422dbf2b5da⋯.gif (12.1 KB, 164x234, 82:117, 1393229367095.gif)

>>899586

>Norman

Did you mean normalfag?


 No.899626

>>899625

I was going to say "normie" but I didn't want to have to deal with

<Th-that's a reddit/normal thing now!

…Despite the fact that Pepe is still used elsewhere, and no one complains when he's posted.

"Norman" was used a few times, so I use it as well as the others, to spice things up a bit :^)


 No.899627

>>899626

>no one complains when he's posted

People do from time to time.

It's almost like there are several, slightly different people posting around


 No.899629

>>899627

Not as much as "normie".


 No.899635

File: 51808945fe05551⋯.jpg (140.73 KB, 900x1154, 450:577, DF8uNLdV0AEZzaQ.jpg large.jpg)


 No.899671

>>897821

>>897836

Boy, I sure hope they don't fuck up this analogue by offending black people somehow. :^)


 No.899673

>>898667

I did. I bet it's not worse than that one about singing pigs.


 No.899700

>>899655

ANON CAUGHT NOT KNOWING HOW TO CROSSLINK


 No.899702

>>899673

It is, anon. It is. You don't understand how fucking low something can sink.


 No.899972

I really hopped it stayed at zero.


 No.900012

>>899545

anon, if you worry about what youtube thinks is popular, never look at the viewcounts on pajeet-made cartoons where copyrighted characters shit in toilets and get hit by cars, you'd kill yourself. according to youtube that shit is the new beatles


 No.900228

>>899702

I dont think we're blasting bedrock just yet.


 No.900239

File: 207a4d7b8a57a9b⋯.jpg (314.25 KB, 1349x1197, 71:63, 1432817337819.jpg)

>>899655

kek


 No.900740

>>898722

They're probably too scared of losing money to burn it down. But honestly, after Ghostbusters, which could've been a huge success in Japan if they had used attractive pop idol-tier sluts, this could've meant a whole lot of money for Sony of Japan, and not stepping in resulted in Sony of America ruining what could've been a major money making IP for them.


 No.900741

File: f2d829fe60da7e4⋯.jpg (141.61 KB, 1282x622, 641:311, tv being stupid.jpg)

>>898710

We shitpost a lot but we have standards damn you. Only movie we're going to shill for no matter how bad it may be is Shrek 5, and that's it. But if there's not a single

SOMEBODY

in that film, we'll shit on it like everything else and go back to shitposting stale memes like we always do.


 No.900744


 No.900766

>>900741

No joke if Shrek 5 is as good as the first two it will be the best animated movie in like 10 years.


 No.900768

File: d1985578d2d94ff⋯.jpg (35.81 KB, 552x532, 138:133, 1435641320826.jpg)

>>900741

>>We shitpost a lot but we have standards damn you.

>Nu/tv/ /b/ 2.0

>Standards

Nigga, your shithole of a so called board has no standards what so ever. First off, you faggots over at the other /b/ do more ironic shitposting than the real /b/ does on a regular basis. Secondly, your board "ironically" call any objectively shit movie as (((kino))). Thirdly, all of the content within your dumpster fire board are just filled with cuck porn, thinly veiled /pol/ vs /leftypol/ debate threads, and 3DPD waifufaggotry. Lastly, you & your m8s over at /b/ 2.0 will call anyone reddit and/or redditor as a non-argument reply because someone has a different opinion than you /tv/aggots circlejerk cult. And don't you go calling me reddit or any buzzword you use because I have an archive were the OP of that archived thread calls the emoji movie as (((kino))).

https://web.archive.org/web/20170606022949/https://8ch.net/tv/res/757563.html

Also for Shrek 5, I think All Star will be in the movie because (((Hollywood))) at the moment is cashing on the nostalgia train that has been going on for the past couple of years now.


 No.900774

>>900766

>Expecting anything good from [current year] Dreamworks

Unless Dreamworks can get back the people who did the first two Shrek movies, I don't think Shrek 5 can or will be good at all.


 No.900823

>>900784

Hey /tv/


 No.900849

File: 41bc94777f47288⋯.jpg (43.86 KB, 348x462, 58:77, Master Skywalker, I'm PIG.jpg)

>>900823

Hey reddit.


 No.900850


 No.900862

>>900239

**what was it?*

>>900849

Hey now


 No.900868

>>900862

HEY NOW A NOW

SING THIS CORROSION TO ME


 No.901157

>>900766

What is Shrek 5 even going to be about?


 No.901244

>>901157

The movie is being made by Universal I think, but DW said its a "reinvention" of the franchise. So probably a shitty reboot.


 No.901246

>>901157

It will be a vaguely modern era where all the storybook characters exist in storybook land, a place where all fictional characters exist together while they wait for their books to be read. One day, Shrek, an ogre who is tired of being the bad guy in stories, accidentally escapes the storybook and goes on a wacky adventure to find out that there's more to life than what people tell you to be. Also, the King of storyland is corrupt or something and Shrek's female sidekick/love interest is a kickass punk rebel with dyed hair and she does kung fu.


 No.901247

File: 3d645d3c8d39396⋯.png (270.42 KB, 500x281, 500:281, 593.png)

>>901246

WHEN CAN I SEE YOU AGAIN


 No.901248

>>897328

That's because certified fresh is just a threshold on the percentage you fucking idiot. It's literally just 75% or higher positive reviews.


 No.901249

File: 54c3da9af4537b8⋯.png (117.13 KB, 343x226, 343:226, 73.png)


 No.901253

>>901249

Well what the fuck then huh.


 No.901257

>>901248

>>901253

That movie was "certified fresh" before the first weekend was even over, as I recall… And I can't remember clearly, but I don't think they did critic screenings.

That said, not unlike Metacritic, Rotten Tomatoes is a system that works on hard numbers and basic as fuck metrics.. right up until the people running it decide it doesn't have to be. They threw on the "certified fresh" rating as an act of virtue signalling. That was their way of using their power to "punch up" or whatever, and exploit their platform for some nebulous greater good… or simply because Sony fucking paid them off because Sony was throwing around hundreds of millions on "advertising" for this movie when it became obvious it would never succeed on its own merits.


 No.901276

Which one of you cheeky fucks did this?

http://archive.is/jS3k5

Or was this Shadman?


 No.901303

>>901276

Lol, reminds me of the guy who had the old "Cartoon Girls I wanna Nail" site admitting to jerking off in the theatre the first time he saw Who Framed Roger Rabbit.


 No.901694

>BoM has the Emoji Movie up to near $50M gross

Looks like it's at least making its production budget back, but probably not marketing, barring decent merch sales.


 No.901700

>>901694

Least it's still pretty panned ratings wise.


 No.901730

File: bd7e2bea6018a71⋯.gif (668.28 KB, 480x270, 16:9, bd7.gif)

>>901694

>Looks like it's at least making its production budget back


 No.902076

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>897427

>not posting the superior version


 No.902085

File: 28eccaf572bd403⋯.webm (4.01 MB, 640x360, 16:9, 【キズナアイ】Pen Pineapple Appl….webm)

>>902076

>not a webm

AI a cute


 No.902086

>>902085

>>897427

I hope best korea finishes the job the burgers couldnt.


 No.904046

File: ae8361d469bc727⋯.webm (5.72 MB, 640x360, 16:9, japs hate koreans.webm)


 No.904061

>>904046

Kek, I always hear blaring loudspeakers every Sunday, I need to go out and have a closer look one day.

t.living only minutes away from Tsuruhashi


 No.904068

>>899629

Doesn't change the fact that you're a normalfag for being so self conscious about your nomenclature.


 No.904108

File: de5570182c7d1ec⋯.jpg (25.44 KB, 500x392, 125:98, some days I wish I took th….jpg)

>>897218

>tfw I wanted to be a flash animator 5-7 years ago

>I even had the character designs down

>except I couldn't fucking draw anything that wasn't a shitty thing thing/madness ripoff

>now that I can draw, flash is already irrelevant and slowly being phased out

I'd like to say that my dreams got crushed, but they never really stood a chance.


 No.904116

>>904108

Better than being denied a NASA scholarship because you were the only white guy in your school who applied for it . Haha.


 No.904130

>>904116

Isn't trump gonna enact policies against that affirmative action shit?


 No.904148

>>897098

Of course a movie with the most imaginative setting had to suck, because we can't have good things.


 No.904151

>>904148

Should've known something was off with the movie when the opening implies china, the middle east, india, and africa making it to space.


 No.904174

File: f5d2709ea943375⋯.jpg (136.18 KB, 500x485, 100:97, ice cream.jpg)

>>904108

Hey, it's okay, adobe animate is a thing still, it's not like your artistic talents will just dissolve with the program.

Don't give up anon.


 No.904187

>>904108

You know, anon, you could always use your skills for draw threads.


 No.904190

>>904061

You need to go back, gayin.


 No.904191

>>904174

That's fine, I haven't stopped drawing anyways. I'm not exactly professional.


 No.904193

>>904108

You could use live2D


 No.904194

>>904193

Mmm, I see, but I mean the whole "newgrounds" flash scene in general is dead, with stuff like Bitey of brackenwood, Pico, Etc.


 No.904203

File: 721f75d8c21a66e⋯.jpg (57.78 KB, 448x327, 448:327, 721f75d8c21a66ed6bf581bbfd….jpg)

>>896799

It was an ad, you stupid shit.

>that part where they are getting chased by robots

>they hide in the Dropbox app

>the robots cant get inside

>main character asks girl emoji why

>"They can't get in, this is a secure app!"

If you even thought for one second this movie was remotely good, I have a present for you at the bottom of the ocean. Step into these cement shoes and discover the treasure.


 No.904333

I watched the first two-thirds of the movie. Tumblr Emoji goes on an actual "THIS IS CURRENT YEAR AND YOU NEED TO EDUCATE YOURSELF" rant, because she's actually the Princess Emoji wearing a wig but she doesn't want to be a princess because it's sexist.

Everything this movie is and represents is terrible.


 No.904368

File: 0c11c191f3cb107⋯.jpg (56.3 KB, 737x650, 737:650, DG_vllCV0AADXla.jpg)

File: 9083860eff54a68⋯.jpg (154.33 KB, 1024x1024, 1:1, DG_uoLuVYAAyHfI.jpg)

File: 7537d1829735e58⋯.jpg (107.34 KB, 847x808, 847:808, DG_pzi3UAAAZSl9.jpg large.jpg)

>>897210

>Pic related is how Ghostbusters stands right now. There is no way that score is authentic. Even normalfags agree it's a hot, steaming pile of shit.

Well do you one step better, even the feminatzi's and the pied pill popping pozzer's at the Hugo's don't want to defend that shit either.


 No.904369

File: 41b23816f7a7716⋯.png (58.88 KB, 197x281, 197:281, planet.png)

>>904116

That reminds me of that shirtgate shitshow.


 No.904419

>>904368

>first pic

i wouldnt mind turning the chink into a catholic housewife


 No.904433

File: 39a124f7462ace7⋯.png (210.77 KB, 819x838, 819:838, ClipboardImage.png)

>>904187

I'm not a very good artist though, not exactly one of "quality".


 No.904435

>>904433

I think you're alright. I think you could pull off a lot of requests if you applied yourself. Don't give up or sell yourself short, anon. I don't wanna see someone give up their dreams of drawing like I did.


 No.904459

File: 86d6dc5414ae8a7⋯.png (180.82 KB, 910x616, 65:44, ClipboardImage.png)

>>904435

>implying I have a legit reason to stop drawing

Problem is i'm a lazy cunt who takes forever to finish a single shitscribble unless if it's something "immediate" or on the spot like an oekaki.


 No.904460

File: 33184a9a10d7df4⋯.jpg (82.21 KB, 774x625, 774:625, 33184a9a10d7df46734fcee9f7….jpg)

>>904459

Don't be a lazy cunt then. Don't let it go to waste.


 No.904464

File: 34cd857d5a0e32c⋯.png (164.11 KB, 718x653, 718:653, ClipboardImage.png)

>>904460

It's a miracle that just doing the littlest of details are the most fun part.


 No.904478

>>898119

Here is the difference in Star Wars, the two new movies still underperformed in China despite making a billion, even with Rogue One trying to pander to them with the two Chinese characters added to the cast. SW is one of the few brands that makes more money on domestically than it does world-wide and they don't even need China to save their shitty little franchise, though their shekels are still welcome regardless.

Say what you will about the Chinese having poor taste and saving shitty movies from bombing, but you can't blame them for not stopping Star Wars from succeeding when Western audiences will line up to collectively suck Star Wars' pooze.


 No.904491

>>904478

The chinamen don't understand "the hero's journey," because they're all backstabbing cowards.


 No.904543

File: aba265534cfc8be⋯.jpg (31.28 KB, 372x395, 372:395, 1443502979653.jpg)

>>904333

>she's actually the Princess Emoji wearing a wig but she doesn't want to be a princess


 No.904544

File: 5cb7cdd59a0bac0⋯.jpg (7.3 KB, 266x200, 133:100, 1450408958543.jpg)

>>904433

>cube tits

I am intrigued.


 No.904551

>>904544

It's a steel armor plate completely boxing them up, so who knows what's inside. Could be donut tits for all we know.


 No.904561

File: 0eb4c1fec6c1d58⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 963.24 KB, 1736x1744, 217:218, emoji movie1.png)

File: 39aefba51acc04d⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 992.31 KB, 1736x1744, 217:218, emoji movie2.png)

File: 459bf7a6adf8166⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 1.51 MB, 1736x1744, 217:218, emoji movie3.png)

>>897579

So where is all the Jailbaitbreak porn?

I was hoping for more of it. She a qt


 No.904620

>>904561

Hey /tv/


 No.904627

File: 9e88b542839cf8a⋯.jpg (18.36 KB, 240x266, 120:133, 1439782233956.jpg)

>>904620

Hello reddit




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