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File: 1d6c7fde6287e91⋯.png (100.3 KB, 294x284, 147:142, steveyunivers.png)

 No.989746

i will never like this show because the protagonist wears open toed shoes

 No.989832


 No.989834

It makes sense in the setting. He lives by the beach.


 No.989838

>>989746

It's called a sandal.


 No.989841

File: cdd87f08c33b96a⋯.png (76.11 KB, 246x385, 246:385, Carl.png)

>>989746

>Thinks flip-flops are worse than being your own mom.

Excuse you OP


 No.989860

Lesbians are a waste of time, the little fat hawaiin adds nothing.


 No.989888

File: 82167a76b567889⋯.jpg (71.66 KB, 695x707, 695:707, tumblr_nttogrsNqw1uf3hcyo1….jpg)


 No.989891

File: cce620f3683261e⋯.webm (8.45 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, steven uni.webm)


 No.989892

File: f3323814109a66f⋯.jpg (69.64 KB, 705x846, 5:6, sugarjew.jpg)

>>989843


 No.989895

>>989746

>protagonist wears open toed shoes

Racist, reported.


 No.989906

>>989843

How can you insult a show with quaint ukulele songs?


 No.990118

>>989860

Steven is a Jew. Confirmed by the show creator.


 No.990403

At least they aren't crocs


 No.991022

>>989746

how the fuck does one forget what a "flip-flop" is


 No.991032

File: d9a7315aae306ae⋯.png (483.04 KB, 501x624, 167:208, gwen what.png)

Is it just me, or is his face a different color than his arms?


 No.991080

File: 292a652f6e2535d⋯.jpg (103.87 KB, 544x924, 136:231, OkCupid Chad.jpg)

>>990118

>Steven is a Jew

Shitposting Jewniverse really affected it and by it I mean the creator.


 No.991174

I don't like the little fatty and can't stand his show, but he is the last shota to go nude on tv and I respect that. Couldn't really fap to him, but I appreciate the thought.


 No.991179

>>989746

I'll never like this show because he's fat, looks like a white nigger, the show is lesbian propaganda and all characters have shitty designs.

Also, issues which are zero relatable to me.


 No.991189

File: 8030657accd01e6⋯.png (163.68 KB, 576x466, 288:233, STEFAN NAZIVERSE.png)

>>989746

EIN VOLK, EIN REICH, EIN FÜHRER!


 No.991190

File: 67c21b0102eb101⋯.jpg (140.43 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 1447492906310.jpg)

>>991189

>tfw no qt thicc nazi gf


 No.992213

HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.

Have you checked out the Samurai Jack references?


 No.992215

Steven Universe is the only children's show where the main character is a war criminal.

Y'know, besides Korra.


 No.992227

>>989888

nice trips


 No.992254

File: facfe5b6361ff37⋯.png (110.69 KB, 1649x2301, 1649:2301, Chris Universe.png)

Let me explain to you why rose is an awful person and why pretty much everyone in this show is an awful person except for Steven and Peridot . They have, what I like to call "situational empathy" . They are inherently selfish with their desires to a point where "earth was saved" is less of a desire and more of a consequence of their true desires , which was "fuck home world". Rose wanted to "protect earth and it's majesties" and by that she meant the humans. That's why she only ever saved humans . Because she had a boner for them. As far as the war goes , the "freedom for all gems" shtick doesn't really work when you take into account that not everyone has the same idea of freedom that rose does. Jasper and Eyeball are the ruby that tried to murder Steven in space are good examples of this. They were PDs gems, but the turmoil they felt at her "shattering" isnt one of a slave losing it's master, it's one of a person losing it's purpose. Their meaning in life shattered in an instant. A war that rose started herself. If she said , as pink diamond , you have the choice to follow me in saving this Earth and making your own path, many many less gems would have died. Some gems would choose not to follow her out of spite for yhe overlords and being genuinely unhappy , but they also naturally wouldn't go back to home world to fight against her. Some gems would fight along side her either out of duty or because they believe in her cause. And some would return to home world to fight along side the greater gems. The point is they would have had a choice. Now because that ISNT what happened it boiled down to this, rose basically deceived a lot of gems into fighting for freedom against gems who didn't know they even had a choice to begin with under PD's rule. She's a moron , a deceiver , and is incapable of seeing things from other people's point of view. Everything she did was because she thought she knew what was best for everyone and it blew up in her face.


 No.992287

File: deddf9b3018b7d8⋯.png (258.07 KB, 1273x1920, 1273:1920, tumblr_ntsp0bauw01uf3hcyo1….png)


 No.992397

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>991190

>Wanting a woman who handles power so badly she fakes her own assasination

>also making your loyal servant who's gay for you keep the secret for over 9000 years.


 No.992400

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>992397

Is Pearl gay for Rose Quartz?


 No.992404

>>992400

They aren't gay because they have no sex and human gender roles don't apply to them but the answer is yes she wants the Rose Qockz


 No.992439

File: 51b107076693ddf⋯.jpg (48.77 KB, 827x481, 827:481, stevejew.jpg)


 No.992698

File: 608b20f38bd346f⋯.jpg (43.04 KB, 476x636, 119:159, another tumblr marine.jpg)

>>992404

But Pearl is still a lesbian, drumpf btfo


 No.992752

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>989746

Hi Rose "Liar" Quartz.


 No.992935

File: 42ac7109aa8eeac⋯.png (395.67 KB, 500x500, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

>>992752

>PD referring to Pearl as "My Pearl" is supposed to be a sign of deep respect

They never established that "my" is an honorific for superiors. The pearls and peridot saying "my diamond" just seemed like a reference to the hierarchy. The diamonds don't say "my pearl" or whatever, but that just comes off as "you're beneath my notice"


 No.993816

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>989746

Fair reasoning.

>>992400

Yes, but Rose isn't gay for Pearl in turn and cucked her so hard that she now takes care of her son for free.

>>992439

>He didn't post the full video

>>992935

The phrase "my Diamond" has always been used as a form of reverence akin to saying mein führer.


 No.993850

File: b4ebd375eebe1d2⋯.jpg (34.25 KB, 342x513, 2:3, BOI.jpg)

>no hymen no diamond

Is Rebecca, dare I say it, /ourgal/?


 No.993851

>>993816

>"Respects" dragon ball

>Doesn't like Madoka

What a fucking pleb


 No.993884

so, is the show over or will it continue after the whole "reveal" ?


 No.993888

>>993884

It's getting another season. After that, who knows.


 No.993898

>>993888

I hope it comes out quick, I'm tired of watching the world's slowest car crash.


 No.993900

>>993884

It won't die, Tumblr would go full shoah on them if it was cancelled.


 No.993905

I haven't paid attention to any of this shit in years. What's this reveal everyone's talking about?


 No.993909

>>993905

Rose Quartz is Pink Diamond and faked her own murder at her own hands.


 No.993915

>>993909

Why though?

Couldn't she just rebel as Pink Diamond?


 No.993917

>>993915

It's implied she was just a figurehead and puppet of her diamond sisters, so it wasn't that much of her colony in first place. That, or just going to her peers and saying "that planet I so excessively bitched about? Yeah, can we leave it be after all?" was for some reason so unacceptable she didn't even bother.


 No.993956

>>993909

Okay, I knew that since like, the 10th episode. What's the big deal?


 No.993961

>>993917

No I mean, wouldn't she get more traction as a diamond than as a quartz to start the rebellion?

It's like trying to start a rebellion as a farmer instead of a noble that once founded the city it wishes to rebel against.

Or rather, even if the answer is "no", meaning that being Pink Diamond wouldn't get more support among her peers than being Quartz… what did she have to gain from turning from a Diamond into a Quartz?

She was going to become an enemy to homeworld, why disguise?


 No.994017

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>993884

Yes. Vid related.


 No.994070

>>994017

Thank goodness the nightmare is over.


 No.994192

>>993956

Because it was a very popular fan-theory for years and it also turns everyone's motivations into one gigantic clusterfuck that confirms everyone is fucking psychotic and stupid. It also doesn't make any fucking sense as >>993961 explains. It exists solely to be needlessly complicated.


 No.994205

File: d2135e26ee0d53b⋯.png (75.08 KB, 333x531, 37:59, 23872337.png)

>steven thread

This is what painanon died trying to prevent

https://imgur.com/a/8O3gh#ljPKOzU


 No.994485

>>989746

theres far many more reasons OP


 No.994566

File: 0cf51e5daff5e59⋯.png (557.69 KB, 678x517, 678:517, CIAs.png)

>>994205

>this much overreaction to the show


 No.994571

>>993961

understand that the rebellion wouldnt even have happened in first place had Pink not wanted one. You ask why she decided to start a revolution? Maybe the writers imply that she matured and saw that destroying life is bad. It makes no sense to start a rebellion as a Diamond because then it would be just earth gems turning on fellow Diamonds (since gems are insects/drones) and her intentions would be clear for all to see (anti-colonizing doctrine contrary to the other Diamonds, resulting in grounding and destruction of earth regardless).

either 1. she liked to larp as a quarz and took it too far because the revolution came only later as a domino effect and she was too deep in her own lies by then.

or 2. she only intended for other diamonds to greenlight the rollback from earth because of the rebellion but it backfired.


 No.994572

>>994566

>overreaction

You are blinded to the sin. Be thankful.


 No.994614

>>993851

>Madoka

Overrated. Has this new generation already forgotten Utena?


 No.994707

>>994566

>overreaction

>he doesn't know

You poor dumb summerbastard. You don't know what it was like back then before painanon came along. Stevenfags abounded and no thread was safe from stevenposting. One man stood up and said "enough" and showed everyone just how shitty and antimen that cartoon is.


 No.994708

>>994707

I wish he was still here.


 No.994721

>>994708

if he isn't dead I like to hope he's still with us. Even if he was, I want the memory to live on.


 No.994827

>>994708

We all do.


 No.994950


 No.995011

>>994708

He died for our sins


 No.995021

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>991189

The show is actually red pilled


 No.995111

>>995021

Hooktube man


 No.995152

HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.

 No.995442

>>993961

Because it was all a part of her plan.

<Be Pink Diamond

<Finally get colony I've always wanted

<Found some cool new pets

<Yellow says I can't keep them, says I have to make my first colony by hollowing out this entire fucking planet like I'm supposed to

<Doesn't she know that that'll kill every human on there and make their home uninhabitable for them?

<I could rebel, but if I did that I'd be in big trouble and they'd just take it over and colonize it themselves instead

<I fucking hate this

<But what if…

<I were to fake my own death and blame it on someone who doesn't exist?

<Ho ho ho ho ho! Delightfully devilish, Pink!

<I'll create a rebellion to play fight against myself so that I can eventually fake my own death, escape my responsibilities, and live out the rest of my life in peace and quiet with my pets

<And when I'm "shattered", those other Diamond bitches will just leave the Earth and my cool new pets alone.

<I mean, it's not like they actually care about me or anything

<I'm so fucking smart


 No.995461

>>994707

>summer

It's fucking may


 No.995482

>>995461

It's never too early for a summerfag infestation to begin.


 No.996415

>>991189

And why is that bitch supposed to be Hitler? She would be far better at representing the allies.


 No.996416

File: 35cce1a8184ec98⋯.jpg (96.44 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, maxresdefault.jpg)


 No.996417

File: 576749b5a12c930⋯.png (292.43 KB, 1000x562, 500:281, 1526878746568.png)

>>996416

>when the main character is the biggest turn off about the show

Don't say it's the anti-men message, because (((rebecca))) is too incompetent to actually push an agenda. Also, Lars exists as an character now.


 No.996506

>>994708

Wherever there are tubs of lard and carrots, he will be there.

So, a grocery store, basically.


 No.996516

>>996417

They have realized one of the fundamental principles of art.

The amount of message that a show can carry is directly proportional to how entertaining and engaging a show is.

If a show is entertaining as hell then it can be political and nobody will care , but if a show is boring then it will be hated.


 No.996541

File: af46705959785dd⋯.png (79.87 KB, 1356x3500, 339:875, Pink_Diamond.png)

File: ba07938a766dfa6⋯.png (143.73 KB, 2000x2400, 5:6, Rose_Quartz_-_Weaponized.png)

>Rose Quartz

>Fat

>Portrayed as a good guy and beloved leader

>Revealed to have been Pink Diamond

<Pink Diamond

<Skinny

<Portrayed as evil, selfish, and aggressive

<Basically Gem Hitler

HMMM, I'm sure the skinny version of Rose being a bad guy is pure coincidence.


 No.996550

File: 22bbf91f2861192⋯.jpg (96.25 KB, 461x682, 461:682, venus of willendorf.jpg)

>>996541

That's the skinniest Rose Quartz depiction I've ever seen.

Knowing now that fatass Rose was not merely created Healthy At Every Size but deliberately reshaped herself so, I think I know why. We can guess that during the shittiest war in the universe started by the Crystal Gems, humans were in the paleolithic era. And what was a pastime then? Making Venus statues. Why is not known, but the pop anthropology theory is that this was the desired body type of a woman at the time. I would assume Sugar could buy this theory.

Tell me Rose Quartz wasn't trying to look like this. Tell me her form was not very deliberately constructed to get contemporary human males to fuck her.

Rose Quartz is fat so she could get caveman dick


 No.996576

File: 736abf8e96b9628⋯.jpg (80.88 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, Greg is attracted to Steve….jpg)

>>996550

>Rose Quartz is fat so she could get caveman dick

She DID.


 No.996627

>>996516

>They have realized one of the fundamental principles of art.

These people couldn't learn anything about art if you had the power to forcefully insert knowledge directly into their neurons.


 No.996628

can someone just give a greatext of the plot twists and shit


 No.996637

>>996550

>but the pop anthropology theory is that this was the desired body type of a woman at the time.

>This is your brain on feminism and fat acceptance

https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2009/09/16/the-myth-of-the-medieval-bbw/


 No.996744

>>995442

this reads like a tendies greentext


 No.996750

>>996550

>>996637

I've heard another theory according to which these fat statues were made by pregnant women. They probably felt like fat cows or something.


 No.996773

>>996541

Rose hasn't been considered entirely moral or good since the first season. Hell, they've had a whole episode where Steven creates a Rose sexdoll and screams at her for being a piece of shit.

>>996576

Don't you fucking compare him to cavemen. At least they got to live in the house they built.

>>996744

No shit. Nice doubles.


 No.996794

File: a095cdb45812ee2⋯.jpg (72.33 KB, 700x684, 175:171, 1452138275205-0.jpg)

>>995442

Pink Diamond did nothithing wrong.


 No.996796

File: 734374a19fd6bb5⋯.jpg (66.65 KB, 600x864, 25:36, 1452203326048-3.jpg)


 No.996802

File: d8a2451c0741b3e⋯.png (235.8 KB, 953x615, 953:615, 1471357289356-0.png)

File: cc273e4b8096667⋯.png (408.01 KB, 947x615, 947:615, 1471357289356-1.png)

>>992400

Extremely gay for Rose.




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