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Anonymous 11/21/14 (Fri) 04:43:55 No.56[Reply]

Funniest joke you've ever heard:

this board

Anonymous 11/21/14 (Fri) 05:05:01 No.57

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Board rules Anonymous 11/19/14 (Wed) 03:27:29 No.1[Reply]

Welcome to /com/. Lets lay down some rules.

1. Comedy of all types is allowed. This means film, television, music, art, books, comics, stand up, theater, etc.
2. You can post feels but only if it's funny. I understand that comedy can be a cathartic way to discuss bad experiences but I don't want the board to be all doom and gloom.
3. Memes and general shitposting is allowed.
4. Spoiler any gore and porn. You will be banned if you don't.
5. Don't post any illegal content.

Please feel free to share your jokes and stories. If you're doing stand up, don't be afraid to post some material here and let us judge you. You're probably used to bombing anyways.

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Anonymous 11/19/14 (Wed) 04:20:56 No.10

Just post the link on the embed box underneath the file upload. Gonna lock this thread now. Have fun!

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Anonymous 12/06/15 (Sun) 10:11:14 No.76 [Reply]

dead as fuck

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youtubers Anonymous 09/24/15 (Thu) 04:01:48 No.75 [Reply]

Favorite comedy youtubers?

makemebad35

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Anonymous 07/19/15 (Sun) 23:30:36 No.72 [Reply]

full length standup sets

Anonymous 08/02/15 (Sun) 17:28:48 No.73

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Anonymous 09/04/15 (Fri) 05:27:25 No.74

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An Evening with Bobcat Goldthwait - Share the Warmth (1987)

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Anonymous 11/19/14 (Wed) 04:15:33 No.7 [Reply]

How does a Mexican get into an honest business?
Through the window.

What's the only thing shorter than a Jew's dick?
A nigger's to do list

Nine-hundred million Chinese walk into a bar; they order a beer and just sit there, quietly sipping it.

Finally the bartender can't stand it anymore; "We don't see many Chinese in here," he says.

"And with this atmosphere of hedonistic individualism, capitalistically exploiting the labor of the masses, and wasting the people's agricultural resources…" say the Chinese "…you won't be seeing many more."

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Anonymous 11/19/14 (Wed) 04:26:30 No.13

How does a black girl know if she's pregnant?

She pulls out her tampon and the cotton is already picked.

Anonymous 11/19/14 (Wed) 06:31:10 No.43

"Christopher Columbus was apparently Polish."
"That explains why he thought South America was India."

Anonymous 11/19/14 (Wed) 07:02:55 No.44

>>43
I don't get it

Anonymous 11/19/14 (Wed) 22:11:28 No.55

What's the best place to hide a nigger's food stamps?
Under his work boots.

Anonymous 07/14/15 (Tue) 00:15:34 No.71

What does a nigger get for his birthday?

Your bicycle.

What's the difference between a nigger and a bucket of shit?

The bucket.

A nigger and a gypsy jump of a cliff to see who reaches the ground first. Who wins?

Society.

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Anonymous 07/07/15 (Tue) 02:55:44 No.70 [Reply]

Favorite comedians?

>Kevin Hart

>Kevin James (fuck you for selling out)

>Jim Gaffigan (even though he keeps reusing his jokes everywhere he goes)

>Sebastian Maniscalco (same as above)

>Brian Regan

>Zach Galifianakis (never watched Hangover)

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Anonymous 07/07/15 (Tue) 02:51:07 No.69 [Reply]

Aw c'mon guys, I made this board before.

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Bo Burnham Anonymous 11/19/14 (Wed) 05:22:26 No.33 [Reply]

"Words words words", I hate catchy choruses, and I'm a hippo-crate…

Just an interesting one to start with. Not my favorite.

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Anonymous 11/19/14 (Wed) 05:43:49 No.41

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"Art is dead"… He'll be rewarded for never learning…

Oh shit, I'm singing about myself again…

Anonymous 11/26/14 (Wed) 07:32:44 No.59

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Anonymous 11/29/14 (Sat) 03:41:03 No.61

I know all these songs way too fucking well, definitely favorite comedian.

Anonymous 12/03/14 (Wed) 01:26:01 No.62

check my 2

Anonymous 02/28/15 (Sat) 04:01:49 No.68

hes good but i feel like hes become gimicky? maybe its just me

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Anonymous 12/04/14 (Thu) 19:12:24 No.63 [Reply]

What are your favorite comedy albums/specials of 2014?

Really digging Amateur Hour and My Comedy Album by Bob Odenkirk and Chris Gethard respectively.

https://soundcloud.com/bob-odenkirk/the-elderly

Anonymous 02/28/15 (Sat) 03:59:23 No.67

heard of some of dave chapelles new stuff it was good. i didnt know bon odenkirk did stand up. should i give birthday boys another chance?

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penis thread Anonymous 11/19/14 (Wed) 04:08:11 No.5 [Reply]

I learnt from my mistakes and I am now spoilering the image :)

penises are funny, post more.

Anonymous 02/28/15 (Sat) 03:56:00 No.66

two penises walk into a bar

one penis bumps into the other

"hey watch it dick"

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Stories Thread Anonymous 11/27/14 (Thu) 02:23:31 No.60 [Reply]

>Be in the hospital for a surgery
>Really high on morphine
>It's time for a sponge bath
>Nurse is a real qt
>Awww fuck yeah
>Nurse offers to wash penis
>This is my chance
>Sperg out and say no
>I'm not sure why I said no
>Realize what I just said later
>Mfw

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Anonymous 11/19/14 (Wed) 20:46:54 No.52 [Reply]

hey guys, im working on a script for a movie what do u think?

A anti-hero keyboard warrior known as the Vagina Oppressor is shifted out of his NEET lifestyle one day when universities all over the western world are subjugated after progressive professors and their radfem allies create a new weapon that can destroy the patriarchy at its source, turning those attacked by it into pussified liberal zombies

Knowing that the end of the patriarchy would toll the death bell on the proud White Race, with nothing but the help of his anthropomorphic companion Niggerman, and his friends from hatechan and the hymen demolition squad, he sets out to find the one hope in the form of the true Ben Garrison, after his disappearance at the hands of jewish operatives and a doppelganger trying to make him out to be a libertarian goon

Anonymous 11/21/14 (Fri) 17:52:52 No.58

i never noticed that she is wearing a burger king shirt.
kek

it must be the patriarchy's fault she is working a minimum wage job

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