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Funniest joke you've ever heard:
this board
Funniest joke you've ever heard:
this board
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1. Comedy of all types is allowed. This means film, television, music, art, books, comics, stand up, theater, etc.
2. You can post feels but only if it's funny. I understand that comedy can be a cathartic way to discuss bad experiences but I don't want the board to be all doom and gloom.
3. Memes and general shitposting is allowed.
4. Spoiler any gore and porn. You will be banned if you don't.
5. Don't post any illegal content.
Please feel free to share your jokes and stories. If you're doing stand up, don't be afraid to post some material here and let us judge you. You're probably used to bombing anyways.
Board rules
Welcome to /com/. Lets lay down some rules.1. Comedy of all types is allowed. This means film, television, music, art, books, comics, stand up, theater, etc.
2. You can post feels but only if it's funny. I understand that comedy can be a cathartic way to discuss bad experiences but I don't want the board to be all doom and gloom.
3. Memes and general shitposting is allowed.
4. Spoiler any gore and porn. You will be banned if you don't.
5. Don't post any illegal content.
Please feel free to share your jokes and stories. If you're doing stand up, don't be afraid to post some material here and let us judge you. You're probably used to bombing anyways.
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dead as fuck
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youtubers
Favorite comedy youtubers?
makemebad35
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full length standup sets
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How does a Mexican get into an honest business?
Through the window.
What's the only thing shorter than a Jew's dick?
A nigger's to do list
Nine-hundred million Chinese walk into a bar; they order a beer and just sit there, quietly sipping it.
Finally the bartender can't stand it anymore; "We don't see many Chinese in here," he says.
"And with this atmosphere of hedonistic individualism, capitalistically exploiting the labor of the masses, and wasting the people's agricultural resources…" say the Chinese "…you won't be seeing many more."
How does a Mexican get into an honest business?
Through the window.
What's the only thing shorter than a Jew's dick?
A nigger's to do list
Nine-hundred million Chinese walk into a bar; they order a beer and just sit there, quietly sipping it.
Finally the bartender can't stand it anymore; "We don't see many Chinese in here," he says.
"And with this atmosphere of hedonistic individualism, capitalistically exploiting the labor of the masses, and wasting the people's agricultural resources…" say the Chinese "…you won't be seeing many more."
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Favorite comedians?
>Kevin Hart
>Kevin James (fuck you for selling out)
>Jim Gaffigan (even though he keeps reusing his jokes everywhere he goes)
>Sebastian Maniscalco (same as above)
>Brian Regan
>Zach Galifianakis (never watched Hangover)
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Aw c'mon guys, I made this board before.
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Just an interesting one to start with. Not my favorite.
Bo Burnham
"Words words words", I hate catchy choruses, and I'm a hippo-crate…Just an interesting one to start with. Not my favorite.
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What are your favorite comedy albums/specials of 2014?
Really digging Amateur Hour and My Comedy Album by Bob Odenkirk and Chris Gethard respectively.
https://soundcloud.com/bob-odenkirk/the-elderly
What are your favorite comedy albums/specials of 2014?
Really digging Amateur Hour and My Comedy Album by Bob Odenkirk and Chris Gethard respectively.
https://soundcloud.com/bob-odenkirk/the-elderly
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penises are funny, post more.
penis thread
I learnt from my mistakes and I am now spoilering the image :)penises are funny, post more.
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>Really high on morphine
>It's time for a sponge bath
>Nurse is a real qt
>Awww fuck yeah
>Nurse offers to wash penis
>This is my chance
>Sperg out and say no
>I'm not sure why I said no
>Realize what I just said later
>Mfw
Stories Thread
>Be in the hospital for a surgery>Really high on morphine
>It's time for a sponge bath
>Nurse is a real qt
>Awww fuck yeah
>Nurse offers to wash penis
>This is my chance
>Sperg out and say no
>I'm not sure why I said no
>Realize what I just said later
>Mfw
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hey guys, im working on a script for a movie what do u think?
A anti-hero keyboard warrior known as the Vagina Oppressor is shifted out of his NEET lifestyle one day when universities all over the western world are subjugated after progressive professors and their radfem allies create a new weapon that can destroy the patriarchy at its source, turning those attacked by it into pussified liberal zombies
Knowing that the end of the patriarchy would toll the death bell on the proud White Race, with nothing but the help of his anthropomorphic companion Niggerman, and his friends from hatechan and the hymen demolition squad, he sets out to find the one hope in the form of the true Ben Garrison, after his disappearance at the hands of jewish operatives and a doppelganger trying to make him out to be a libertarian goon
hey guys, im working on a script for a movie what do u think?
A anti-hero keyboard warrior known as the Vagina Oppressor is shifted out of his NEET lifestyle one day when universities all over the western world are subjugated after progressive professors and their radfem allies create a new weapon that can destroy the patriarchy at its source, turning those attacked by it into pussified liberal zombies
Knowing that the end of the patriarchy would toll the death bell on the proud White Race, with nothing but the help of his anthropomorphic companion Niggerman, and his friends from hatechan and the hymen demolition squad, he sets out to find the one hope in the form of the true Ben Garrison, after his disappearance at the hands of jewish operatives and a doppelganger trying to make him out to be a libertarian goon
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JIBUN WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
JIBUN WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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this board is shit
this board is shit
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The Eric Andre Show
Why is this show so great guys?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1ZSHulmerE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1ZSHulmerE
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What are handicapped people called handicapable? They aren't handy, and they aren't capable.
What are handicapped people called handicapable? They aren't handy, and they aren't capable.
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A guy goes to the doctor for a respiratory ailment. Says he's been coughing day and night for a week. His throat hurts all the time and he can't sleep.
The doctor examines him and notices he has a very distinct cough. "You're in luck," the doctor says. "Your illness is rare, but I happen to know of an excellent treatment for it. It may sound quite strange to you though, so please bear with me for a moment."
The patient coughs again. "I'll try anything, doc."
The doctor sits down across from him. "About two years ago I read a remarkable paper from a colleague of mine. There's a little-known resort town in Florida that's built up a boardwalk along the ocean as an entertainment destination. Like a smaller version of Atlantic City's famous Steel Pier. Anyway, one of the attractions there was a very small zoo. Only a few animals, but some happened to be members of the great ape family. The veterinarian who took care of these apes noticed that they had unusually healthy lung capacity. He compared test results with other zoos all around the world, even in the apes' native countries. Nowhere else did they have healthier lungs. And while it hasn't been conclusively proven yet, I believe the sea breeze in this one specific area has some kind of cleansing effect on lung tissue. I've recommended to several patients that they spend a weeklong vacation there. Everyone who's done so has come back and told me that they had a fantastic time and their condition has cleared up 100%. How does that sound?"
The patient rubs his chin in thought. "Sounds better than cough syrup," he admits. "Though I gotta say, I'm not too keen on traveling to any place known for its gorilla wharf air."
A guy goes to the doctor for a respiratory ailment. Says he's been coughing day and night for a week. His throat hurts all the time and he can't sleep.
The doctor examines him and notices he has a very distinct cough. "You're in luck," the doctor says. "Your illness is rare, but I happen to know of an excellent treatment for it. It may sound quite strange to you though, so please bear with me for a moment."
The patient coughs again. "I'll try anything, doc."
The doctor sits down across from him. "About two years ago I read a remarkable paper from a colleague of mine. There's a little-known resort town in Florida that's built up a boardwalk along the ocean as an entertainment destination. Like a smaller version of Atlantic City's famous Steel Pier. Anyway, one of the attractions there was a very small zoo. Only a few animals, but some happened to be members of the great ape family. The veterinarian who took care of these apes noticed that they had unusually healthy lung capacity. He compared test results with other zoos all around the world, even in the apes' native countries. Nowhere else did they have healthier lungs. And while it hasn't been conclusively proven yet, I believe the sea breeze in this one specific area has some kind of cleansing effect on lung tissue. I've recommended to several patients that they spend a weeklong vacation there. Everyone who's done so has come back and told me that they had a fantastic time and their condition has cleared up 100%. How does that sound?"
The patient rubs his chin in thought. "Sounds better than cough syrup," he admits. "Though I gotta say, I'm not too keen on traveling to any place known for its gorilla wharf air."
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Since we comedy music now.
Since we comedy music now.
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Well, that is up for debate, as every other perception of reality is.
Hope you enjoy this break from reality, with another dose of reality. Ironic.
Tim Minchin
Had to make a thread to stitch Tim Minchin in time. He is still one of my favorite oddballs who can't be more real than reality itself, yet, somehow, he is.Well, that is up for debate, as every other perception of reality is.
Hope you enjoy this break from reality, with another dose of reality. Ironic.
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Another great singing comedian. Shit that fuels the "Edge" of /b/ on chans.
Stephen Lynch
"Kill a kitten", 867-5309Another great singing comedian. Shit that fuels the "Edge" of /b/ on chans.
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>Film
1. The Great Dictator
2. The Gold Rush
3. After Hours
4. The General
5. The Royal Tenenbaums
>TV Shows
1. The Eric Andre Show
2. Check it Out! with Steve Brule
3. It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
4. King of the Hill
5. The Chris Gethard Show
>Albums
1. Sleepwalk with Me - Mike Birbiglia
2. My Comedy Album - Chris Gethard
3. Live on the Sunset Strip - Richard Pryor
4. My Name is Hannibal - Hannibal Buress
5. Chewed Up - Louis C.K.
>YT Channels
1. alantutorial
2. RedLetterMedia
3. kyle
4. fitzthistlewitz
5. TVFilthyFrank
Top 5 Everything
To bolster discussion, validate my tastes and get to know you guys, lets discuss our favorite comedies.>Film
1. The Great Dictator
2. The Gold Rush
3. After Hours
4. The General
5. The Royal Tenenbaums
>TV Shows
1. The Eric Andre Show
2. Check it Out! with Steve Brule
3. It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
4. King of the Hill
5. The Chris Gethard Show
>Albums
1. Sleepwalk with Me - Mike Birbiglia
2. My Comedy Album - Chris Gethard
3. Live on the Sunset Strip - Richard Pryor
4. My Name is Hannibal - Hannibal Buress
5. Chewed Up - Louis C.K.
>YT Channels
1. alantutorial
2. RedLetterMedia
3. kyle
4. fitzthistlewitz
5. TVFilthyFrank