/compounds/ - The Compounds of Harmony

Regularly logging in to an online game to play ponies with your friends should be fun, not a chore.

And it's not fun anymore.

So I'm shutting things down sometime soon and making the source available. Have fun kids.

http://clop.us/clopsource.zip

Polandball has uploaded the source onto Gitlab for anyone who wants to contribute.

https://gitlab.com/Toldierone/ReClop

https://gitlab.com/Toldierone/Compounds-mirror

Sleep tight, sweet prince

Howdy folks.

While I think that >Clop is a fantastic game as is, nothing is perfect. So I've decided that I'm going to use this opportunity to try to make things even better! I am proud to present the first update in >EggClops branch of >Clop

THE SISTERS LEARN TO IMPERIALISM

The war between the NLR and the SE has become stale, and what do 2 unrivaled superpowers do when they get bored? They colonise of course!

Starting today NPC nations will spawn, ostensibly owned by either the NLR or the SE.

Here are the important points relating to these new NPCs;

>These nations will be controlled by your glorious admin, and will be able to be invaded. (they will always spawn at age 14.)

>These nations will have a set budget for their personal defence, as well as a modest standing army at spawn

>Attacking these nations will royally (ha) piss off whichever Sister owns it, however the other sister will be pleased. (-200 relationship with the owner, +200 with the other)

Now, you might be asking yourself, "That seems like an expensive effort, why should I bother?"

As with all questions in >clop, there are a few relevant answers;

1. A free, moderately developed nation will be yours!

2. These nations are funded by the Sisters, and have very reasonable stockpiles up for grabs.

3. New loot! One advantage to being owned by a Superpower, you get supplied with the newest, top of the line arms and armour. These pieces of equipment will be completely unique and uncraftable!

4. Dick waving

In addition to the above, the increased Superpower presence in the area incentives them to pay more attention to their most loyal allPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

MULTICULTURALISM

Racism is bad m'kay?

Now that you've got your laughter out of the way, Allow me to present the next update to our little fork of >Clop

Multiculturalism: A new Government option on the Lunar tree that offers an alternative to Oppression for medium to largish empires.

MC offers a substantial sat bonus for each additional nation in your empire, however this bonus follows a curve and will eventually end up being a penalty. Don't want to get too integrated after all!

I won't spoil the precise formula for these bonuses, but I'm sure one of you will figure it out shortly. However, be warned that this bonus relies on being able to pay for your government upkeep. Failing to meet it can and will cause your abrupt death.

And that is that, Love it, Hate it, uninstalling your browser to get away from the cancer? This thread is now open for discussion of this topic!

Now, for those of you that were expecting other features in this update, worry not! Coming soon to an 8chan board near you, Update #2.1. Power, and Those That Choose to Wield It.

Your friend neighbourhood math nerd here.

Have a couple graphs of the gross resource output of the 3 primary commodities. Split into Alliances.

Congratulations to MEPH for having the highest numbers at this time.

>Major Nation

I had enough of a laugh last night when someone sent me this, but I felt this deserved to be shared.

To anyone not in the know, Stranger lost his nation, which had a few extra mines over softcap. Needless to say, TNN is so small and petty Scarf thought we had lost a major nation. By his standards, I can understand his confusion (:^

Without further ado, I invite you to see Scarf's old nation. I link it both for you, >EggCLOP players, and for Scarf himself, since Blago Prairie doesn't exist in this game anymore.

http://eggclop.tk/viewnation.php?nation_id=23

Once you're done laughing/mirin', feel free to come back to the thread and bask in MEPH's glory.

MEPH thread? MEPH thread

>Mfw I Somehow forgot my own god damn Tripcode

Aaaanyway.

I am now accepting submissions for alliance themed banners to add to the rotation of images at the top of the page.

Each alliance may send me 1 banner, subject to my approval (No ms paint dicks or porn pls) and it will be added.

Banners should be Nx250 in size, and not have an insanely large filesize.

Most importantly, this is your chance to show off your alliance to all the (up until now entirely theoretical) new players! Make something that isn't shit!

With the death of >CLOP we now have a reliable, stable version of the game again, with an admin that is interested primarily in the players enjoying the game, instead of flexing coding skills.

How come there isn't more people joining up? No one really worried about PolandCLOP literally allowing people to make an account for each proxy you've got available? Or is the community finally dead?

There's exactly 20 players in EggCLOP right now. I know there's some more in PolandCLOP that haven't joined up. C'mon, if no one joins, then I'll be the only available player to be the boogeyman in the political drama, and that's only because I'm leading the new AMEP equivalent.

Okay guys.

I have big news. After being tracked by relentless hunters my identity has been discovered and I have felt it was pertinent to share before someone else did. I know not a single soul expected this harrowing and terrifying twist of fate.

You see for the truth is

I am Sir_Scarfalot

I still check my Incoming-screens everyday, sry. :P