Hey, >CLOP!
If you're not a fat, lying, stupid fuckweasel (I know that experienced players may have at most three of these characteristics), consider getting a trade, such as becoming an electrician.
You'll enjoy great pay, a meaningful job, and the chance to NOT BE A FUCKING WHITE NIGGER WHO LEAVES A JOB HALF-DONE BECAUSE OF ANOTHER FUCKING STORM BUT DOESN'T FUCKING COME BACK AND FINISH IT.
Also fuck neighbors, fuck trees, fuck 82-mph windstorms, fuck aboveground power lines, and fuck everything.
Now let's see how many cheating motherfuckers I have to ban.