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 No.4384

Howdy folks.

While I think that >Clop is a fantastic game as is, nothing is perfect. So I've decided that I'm going to use this opportunity to try to make things even better! I am proud to present the first update in >EggClops branch of >Clop

THE SISTERS LEARN TO IMPERIALISM

The war between the NLR and the SE has become stale, and what do 2 unrivaled superpowers do when they get bored? They colonise of course!

Starting today NPC nations will spawn, ostensibly owned by either the NLR or the SE.

Here are the important points relating to these new NPCs;

>These nations will be controlled by your glorious admin, and will be able to be invaded. (they will always spawn at age 14.)

>These nations will have a set budget for their personal defence, as well as a modest standing army at spawn

>Attacking these nations will royally (ha) piss off whichever Sister owns it, however the other sister will be pleased. (-200 relationship with the owner, +200 with the other)

Now, you might be asking yourself, "That seems like an expensive effort, why should I bother?"

As with all questions in >clop, there are a few relevant answers;

1. A free, moderately developed nation will be yours!

2. These nations are funded by the Sisters, and have very reasonable stockpiles up for grabs.

3. New loot! One advantage to being owned by a Superpower, you get supplied with the newest, top of the line arms and armour. These pieces of equipment will be completely unique and uncraftable!

4. Dick waving

In addition to the above, the increased Superpower presence in the area incentives them to pay more attention to their most loyal allies. Because of this the Government types Lunar Client and Solar Vassal are receiving a buff. They will now be able to call in a new type of Mercenary called Conscripts. These units, in addition to being the same price as a normal unit, start with training 20. SV/LC no longer have any need for expensive Barracks.

And that is that, Love it, Hate it, uninstalling your browser to get away from the cancer? This thread is now open for discussion of this topic.

 No.4385

>>4384

... Probably should have linked the nation :P

http://eggclop.tk/viewnation.php?nation_id=51


 No.4386

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>>4385

Why bother, the proper authorities have been notified and have sent a rectification squad to deal with the issue.


 No.4387

>>4386

>sending unarmed units

What exactly are you smoking? Armor is optional but weapons are not. With .25 damage, the .75 defender bonus, and .83 (approx) training penalty you're only doing 156.2 unmodified damage. The cavalry have .5 armor, so the cavalry alone will survive, and you won't hit anything else. Unless you've got more support than that, you're going to fail. Prop wash could have actually ensured a victory here.


 No.4388

>>4387

>he fell for such obvious bait


 No.4389


 No.4390

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>>4386

pffft, poorfag


 No.4392

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>>4384

>These nations will have a set budget for their personal defence, as well as a modest standing army at spawn

Is the point of this that you get to make a personalized defense effort? You get to try to counter our troops, instead of having a group of default units?

Guess we'll need more than a couple hundred unicorns to get the nation, but mark my words, that nation won't be around forever.


 No.4393

>>4392

>Is the point of this that you get to make a personalized defense effort? You get to try to counter our troops, instead of having a group of default units?

Precisely this, yes.


 No.4394

why bother when you can get a nation effortlessly by just having somebody build a nation for you


 No.4395

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>>4394

Learn to read, nigger

>1. A free, moderately developed nation will be yours!

>2. These nations are funded by the Sisters, and have very reasonable stockpiles up for grabs.

>3. New loot! One advantage to being owned by a Superpower, you get supplied with the newest, top of the line arms and armour. These pieces of equipment will be completely unique and uncraftable!

>4. Dick waving

There's a few other advantages to it if you're smart enough to figure it out, ask Poizon about it.

You really gonna post anonymously every time, Poland?


 No.4413

>>4395

>You really gonna post anonymously every time, Poland?

You have probably mixed some facts, so I would like you to know that there are more then one pole in the game and we prefer to post anonymously most of the time.

Also I'm not polandball

Now speaking of topic I like npc idea but the other one seems to be very drastic. Before I found SV/LC to be underpowered but now it seems to be the other way. Hopefully I'm wrong on this and it won't brake game balance


 No.4415

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>>4395

>You really gonna post anonymously every time, Poland?

Yes. Is it forbidden or something?

>every anon post that I don't like is Poland

that's a bit of a stretch, don't you think?

Am I the big bad now? wew, I'm flattened

>there are more then one pole in the game and we prefer to post anonymously most of the time.

This. I don't feel the need to shill for me and my identity. I prefer to blend with the crowd, most of the time. Shit's comfy.

Oh, Ignucius, holy saint of church of Emacs, protect my privacy and my 4 freedoms with all your might.

There is no system but GNU, and Linux is one of its kernels.


 No.4479

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 No.4480

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LITERALLLY

P O E T R Y

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 No.4481

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Watch and learn, inferior alliances! This is how it's done!


 No.4484

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>1. A free, moderately developed nation will be yours!

> 2. These nations are funded by the Sisters, and have very reasonable stockpiles up for grabs.

> 3. New loot! One advantage to being owned by a Superpower, you get supplied with the newest, top of the line arms and armour. These pieces of equipment will be completely unique and uncraftable!

Egg, where's muh new unique equipment?

Also

>10 Lunar Enviros present

>build 5 Solar

>15 total enviros in one nation

Is this supposed to be like this?


 No.4485

>>4484

>Egg, where's muh new unique equipment?

Ah crap, my bad. I'll get that to you when I get to my PC next.

>Is it supposed to be like this?

Yes, yes it is.




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