Conductor, I'm AAR.
He wasn't without problems.
Uh, you don't get to press the button.
I will not press the button.
Don't worry, no charge for pressing it.
And, why would I want to press it?
It will protect you from the mercenary.
The problematicetta man.
PROBLEM?
Aye.
Get 'em on the train, I'll press the button!
The button-pressing plan I just filed with the train lists me, the passengers, the conductor here, BUTTON Lee but only one problem!
First one to press the button gets to stay on my train!
Who paid you to contact the conductor?
*Press*
He didn't press so good!
Who wants to press next?
Tell me about the problem!
Why is it so problematic!
A lotta' loyalty for an unpressed button!
Or perhaps he's imagining if somebody shooting shit up, and you had a problem…
At least you can press buttons.
Who are you?
IT DOESN'T MATTER who we are.
What matters is if I can press that button behind you.
Nobody cared who I was until I said "Conductor we have a fucking problem!"
If I don't let you press that button will you die?
It would be extremely problematic.
You're a big problem.
GET OFF ME MOTHERFUCKER!
Was pressing the button part of your plan?
Of coursh!
The conductor ignored my warnings in favor of yours.
We had to find out what the problem was.
Nothing!
Nothing is the problem!
Well, congratulations, you pressed a button!
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