/cow/ - Lolcows

A thread dedicate to christening a boat in order to ebin trollan the SJWs?

Are you fucking kidding me what the Hell is going on with this board?

>>204652

You could use an existing engine. I think if we did the models in blender first and then imported and tweaked them in crytek 3 we could get that perfect uncanny valley effect. As far as dialogue goes, we could make use of Google speech to text and literally make the person have to plead with the subject. The use of specific phrases and keywords could trigger the animations. Also you'd have to find items which help you accomplish your goal. In the case of getting her to take a bath you'd have to get Japanese fake sperm bath liquid and tell her that it would be super kiwi and hentai if she took a bath for you. Only problem is that if I recall correctly she actually does take a lot of baths. What she needs is a shower and to stop using stinky hair straightened products and dyes. She loads her hair with the stuff to make it look oriental. Meaning darker and flatter. Most Asians have round hair cuticals and less of them. Which means thicker sparser hair which combines to look flat when grown long. They also have black hair. She naturally has none of those traits. So she uses a lot of product. My dad does the same some, sans the color. Because he has really thick curly hair that if left to it's own devices becomes a full on uncombable afro. Recently he's discovered Moroccan oil, and that helps without smelling like wet dog and curry. Imagine what that stuff smells like of you burn it with a straightening iron, which she does. Which is why she looks like an oily nasty mess and smells like burnt garbage. It's her grooming products. She's trying to pull a Michael Jackson. Better keep her away from sparklers.

>>206524

There's also that autistic Fillipino Youtube lolpig obsessed with Elliot. I think his username is FHCProductions or something.

I really don't know how these bitches keep the cops off their ass.

> obsessed with school shooters

> promoting natural selection

> posts videos of shooting an AR-15

as a white man, if i did that shit my ass would be in a mental hospital by now.

>>206592

>fat goth

>shit stance

>just spastic pulling of the trigger without really aiming at anything

She's Liberian tier.

>>206610

The pussy pass is very real, anon.

Women are coddled like children and can get away with far more heinous shit than posting about how much they love mass shooters along with shitty range videos.

Sage

>>177314

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTcFYd6nFl8

This one.

>>128864

>that sudden shift to garfeel's voice

Alvin Hung OS

>>142483

holy shit jesus christ you're right

>>145349

Man, someone once posted this in a /cgl/ thread a long ass time ago and it halted the whole thread. It almost became a meme.

>>204947

>5'9" is manlet

I am fucking 5'4"

>>205094

see

>>204943

5'2" manlet with a wife and kid. If he can do it than so can you.

>>205094

Well Tommy Burns was five foot 7. We are talking about heavyweight world champions. Not ordinary people. So at five foot 4 you're still not at that great a disadvantage. You're just featherweight sized. Some of those guys could easily beat the an ordinary large person to death. So stop being such a pussy.

>>204947

>>205189

Leave motivating manlets to the actual powerlifting monster!

http://chaosandpain.blogspot.de/2014/06/manlet-power.html

>>204069

Check black-on-black crime, nobody can even mention that anymore, if you're white they call you racist but if you're black you're a fucking pariah for life

Just look at cosby, it was funny hearing one of these bullshit peddling niggas from some z-list college being more pissed about what he said about ghetto blacks than the whole quads incident

I mean seriously nigga? how can you be so fucking salty that you brought that out when they were talking about rape?

>>203973

You should edit out the "Jews owned all slaves" part because it's not true. There are no reliable figures on that one way or the other and the claim is almost entirely based on cherry-picking arbitrary dates (usually in the 16th-17th century when the trans-Atlantic slave trade was still tiny) when Dutch records might show a slight blip in Jewish participation in the slave trade (although it's never been "most", just slightly disproportionate). Ironically, this claim was first made popular by Nation of Islam.

You should also edit out the part about "this was more brutal than working on a plantation" part because that is subjective at best (and there is plenty of evidence of horrors going on on the plantations).

The point about Africans selling the slaves is technically true, too. But it ignores the unique properties of the American slavery (and I think that Latino slavery was similar) that made it so bad. It was the breeding of an entire race of slaves, forcing their children to be slaves from the womb. Obviously slavery is pretty bad all the time, but it's especially bad when it's eternal, lasting not just a human being's lifetime, but the lifetime of their descendants and their descendants too. It also doesn't help that it was racially based. This was a fairly unique thing in the history of slavery, that's why Southerners called it "our peculiar institution".

Overall, you shouldn't use this picture. It's got some good facts, but it's too full of lies and half-truths. But feel free to use some of the facts like 1, 3, 4 (but don't include that bullshit about Barbary slavery being worse than transAtlantic slavery), 5 (but don't include that bullshit about "Jews being the biggest slave-owners in America per capita"), 6 (you might want to amend it to "Whites were the first race to actively fight against the institution of slavery in modern times"), 7, and 8

I think I've just found the strangest fucking fanfiction.net account ever: Travis 2016. He writes about characters from the TV show Arthur going to gay bathhouses and getting their cocks cut off. I don't know what to make of this guy at all, but… what the absolute fuck?

https://www.fanfiction.net/u/4486163/Travis-2016

>>204130

>But it ignores the unique properties of the American slavery (and I think that Latino slavery was similar) that made it so bad. It was the breeding of an entire race of slaves, forcing their children to be slaves from the womb.

But that's not unique at all, that's happened throughout history. The fact of the matter is that American slaves had the highest life expectancy and the majority shipped to South America were essentially worked to death. I mean the entire idea that slaves COULD, in fact, have children and relationships and give birth to healthy offspring is evidence of the relative safety.

The thing nobody wants to talk about - and this is one of the main things that lead to segregation and other things that eventually went away - is that they WERE an underclass of uneducated and largely unskilled people and to integrate them into society was going to take a long time anyway. So even if the child was born "free," where the fuck would they go? What would they do? Former slaves were burdens of the state for a long time for a lot of reasons, the sociopolitical ramifications of having current or former slaves be contributing members of society is really complicated and nuanced.

>>206484

Oh, wrong thread. Woops.

>>206531

>>206532

OP here, sorry, i was busy for a bit

I am thinking subtlety with it so we can get normies to vote for it

Or maybe just say fuck it and make it SS officer or some shit

>>206533

Also what about "Malvinas"?

>>206562

The prefix can't be SS, this is a Royal Research Ship so the prefix is RRS.

>>206567

Too soon?

S.S. Challenger

Edmund Fitzgerald.

>>183916

Null has a weird obsession with Muslims because he wants to be /pol/ but is too much of a pussy to also go after the non-kosher targets as well (kikes, niggers, trannies, and all the other things his mods are).

Right now he's sperging because he thinks that some Asian sperg he's been stalking is a "secret Muslim." I understand making fun of Islam and going after sandnigger cows, but Null is just doing it because full-on niggerdeath is too hardcore for him.

>>206509

While Null's tinfoil-level fear of Muslims is both real and hilarious, he definitely knows that Jotex (the Asian guy) isn't a Muslim.

Jotex chimps when you call him an Islam, which is why Null does it.

>>206517

Thanks for the explanation. I hadn't paid enough attention to the Jotex thing to get what was going on. It just seemed like Null being a paranoiac again.

I don't really hate them, I'm sure there's some alright guys in there. But a lot of them are annoying as fuck. They really do come across as a bunch of A-Logs most of the time. For instance, how they constantly harp on DSP for "being fat" when he's really just an average looking dude.

>>194803

>his name is Devon Sweeney

Thanks for reminding me of how white trash fetal alcohol kid is

>>194803

He actually lost weight.

I don't know why the combination of retarded and gay makes me so uncomfortable. Under most circumstances, I don't like to think of the mentally challenged having any kind of sex, but something just feels so off about hearing this guy talk about giving handjobs and taking it in the ass. He's like a five year old wigger with a glandular problem that's made his body grow too fast and a speech impediment.

Didn't this guy have brain cancer as a kid?

Pretty sure I once saw a family-run blog attesting to this. I've seen his tweets about being a cancer survivor, too…

In that case, he doesn't exactly belong on /cow/. His mental challenges are due to actual brain degeneration, not audisme.

Another quality thread, /cow/, just like the one about naming a boat. Bravo. This board is going places.

>>206486

It seems Murrkan courts won't acknowledge any change of name in the middle of a case. It goes on with the name the person had at the time it began. On that note, notice how it has been misspelled as "Valkerburg" instead of "Valkenburg". Even correcting the mistake isn't allowed.

Regardless, it's Eugene Volokh who says she did it: https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/volokh-conspiracy/wp/2016/03/18/appellate-argument-today-as-to-the-order-that-eron-gjoni-not-post-any-further-information-about-zoe-quinn/

Brianna Wu is successfully trolling you if you people are all butthurt about an insane attention whore.

>>206584

Are you even trying to type correctly any more? Has the anger from being called out as a fat spastic made it so you cannot type? What is a "wal mat"?

>>206582

>canadian

>human being

I have bad news for you famigo.

>>206586

oh what's is that

>>206585

no wal mat that where i call where losers like by your crap just us here in canada

>>206589

>>206588

Congratulations on learning how to reply to someone. I should tell the doctors that a heavily impaired, retarded canadian can learn new tricks.

>>201659

Maybe there some of them in charge of something, somewhere.

>>194994

Holly Molly…This is some outsider art right here.

Not gonna lie in recent years I have been finding better artists on deviantart. It might just be me, but it seems many of the shit artists are now on places like tumblr and such.

>>201291

>34 years old

>can't drive

>poorfag

>Thinks the sky is literally bigger in Montana instead of just being a state's nickname

>does weird MSPaint dominatrix spider shit

>Some dude called "Gundaman" which by judging by the name, looks like a somehow goofier version of Domon Kasshu

This guy seems like a real winner.