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bfaeb3 No.109948

Meet Heather Barron, a mother of four (college students), divorced, ex-porn star, failed singer, possible lolcow.

Her Youtube consists of her poor singing, awful rants regarding identity politics and general nonsense. She uploads a lot of her videos in skimpy outfits, believing she'll be able to attract more viewers, and fails to do so.

She got into singing because of Mickey Rooney's son or so she says on her website.

>I got a call from Mickey Rooney's son who suggested I go into voice overs.

Her bio is filled with rantings of a madman, and with hopes of potential milk.

Her website: http://www.allheather.com/#!bio/cyis

Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC-Qh5XShnL3701Q2AweAviQ/videos

Twitter: https://twitter.com/msheatherbarron

Another unfortunate website to host her garbage: https://www.reverbnation.com/heatherbarron

Porn: http://www.freeones.com/html/h_links/Heather_Barron/?trade=55757368

http://www.nudevista.com/?q=heather+barron&s=s

e152d4 No.109966

>>109948

lol jeez photoshopped to make her look albino


09ef47 No.109968

MILF?


955e46 No.109969

i clicked for the pic but i actually dont think i would hit that :(


bfaeb3 No.109970

>>109968

She's apparently 45.


09ef47 No.109971

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>>109969

>>109970

Am I a sick fuck for popping a semi to this?


e152d4 No.109973

>>109971

No.

She's a cow but I'd fuck this cow.


09ef47 No.109975

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One of the first vids I clicked on…

"The hip-hop industry is trying to exterminate black people."

and boobies, nice boobies


bfaeb3 No.109976

>>109971

I admit, I'd tap it, even after four kids (that might be her animals), two interracial scenes (one was dp) and believing she's famous.


955e46 No.109978

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she is poor at her trade. if she was a professional porn star you should expect more. it is wrong to take advantage of the clearly handicapped


955e46 No.109980

>>109975

nvm, shes smarty.

NWO need all the blacks to go gay and its because blscks dont even write raps they sing, and rap teaches blacks not to have sex. this is a strong insightful woman on exactly the right amount of xanax and vodka

she sabatoged her hip hop career to deliver this message and she even knows it!


09ef47 No.109981

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Nigga, don't hate on my a-game.


e152d4 No.110008

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>>109981

>mfw she's probably fucked her sons


d1d62e No.110022

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>From the angle of my screen I couldn't even tell her breasts were visible in the OP.

>Tilt it back, WHOA, HELLO.

>Yeah, I can get behind a crazy, busty milf trying desperately to cling to her youth. Let's… Let's see some of her adult work.

*click*

Mournful. The woman has mournful breasts.


d1d62e No.110023

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>>109980

To be fair, the government has made a concerted effort to control and destroy the black community. Not because they're black mind you, but just because that's the group most dependent on them and they generally experiment on first. They're trying to destroy their masculinity to make them servile and easily controlled, just like they're trying to do with everyone else. Watch this video, it's fucked up they're promoting this. Other than them being black, this shit is ADF and Robbie's dream.


5b7f7a No.110029

>>110023

Haven't watched the video, but why would they need to "experiment" on black people when they already just leave birth control hormones in the tap water and watch EVERYONE turn into sissies?


1602b7 No.110068

>>110022

They aren't that bad for a middle aged woman. Tits that big are always gonna sag.


09ef47 No.110096

>>110022

I'm okay with those.


fea5c0 No.110098

>>110022

Horny milfs are the best. Seriously, is this something cowgirls are mad about again?


78df07 No.110102

>>110022

She's 40 something and looks like THAT? IN A PORNO SHOOT?

3/10 Would do only if I weren't in a committed relationship and we would never speak of it.


c0375e No.110149

those hips man, I would plow the shit out of her, even though it would be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway


bdbc93 No.110161

>>109971

>>109973

>fat

>floppy ass tits

And that's when she was still in porn…….

Get some standards anon


210722 No.135725

shes still an escort. i should get some from her


d5190f No.159400

>>109948

>those ugly fucking tits

Jesus christ.


d5769e No.159409

Man, remember how whenever a female cow was brought up, everyone just wanted to fuck her? Man, like stepping in a time machine.

Of course she actually is somewhat fuckable.


7f551c No.161825

>>159409

Maybe if she didn't live in a realm where her exposure is through the roof.

Seriously I can't see her figure.


4ff0c7 No.161848

>>110029

Conspiracy people don't really think everything through all the way. Doesn't it seem both counter-intuitive and bothersome to make blacks more violent using hip hop culture while at the same time reducing their testosterone and aggressiveness?


c4b11a No.161858

>>110023

This nigga is relaxing to listen to. Is it just me or does he have a hypnotic voice?


5009bb No.161864

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>>110023

>a gang called check it

more like check em!


a27dcf No.161874

>>161864

>that Walton "Augmented Dubs" Simons pic

FUCKN SAVED


7f551c No.162161

>>161864

Did you make that pic yourself, or did you conveniently find it?


3577ee No.168928

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Why did she think posting a video of her in depends would be a good idea


234184 No.169010

Thanks for the fap, anon. This is totally my fetish.


906762 No.169013


84cf56 No.169014

>>161848

Actually it's the estrogen that probably makes them more moody.

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/17456570


d78d2c No.169089

>>168928

>"The test — If you run out of maxi pads and dont have any clean underwear on hand and you have your period….could adult Depends be a viable alternative for one night?"

…just….what? if you can go to the store to buy Depends couldn't you buy maxi pads? Also how would that in any way be better than like, cutting a piece of an old towel and stuffing that in your underwear instead?


a6adc3 No.169145

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>>168928

That's gross as shit.


07b6c6 No.169178

>>168928

I'd still hit it. Rest of you hatin faggots can go back to your trap threads on /b/.


0b8ad1 No.169186

>>168928

still better looking than zoe quinn


dcbd48 No.169222

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Could all the connoisseurs of fetishes who have come here to tell us how a insane, 50 year old slut with saggy tits is the hight of sexual appeal please leave us to discuss this retard in peace? If you don't think she's funny, go watch another /cow/ thread or make one about her on /abdl/.


dcbd48 No.169230

To be fair, though, even though she has a lot of warning flags I would like to see if we can actually get her sperging. She doesn't seem to be responding to youtube comments (I didn't look at too many of her comment sections though). Perhaps twitter might work?

Polite sage for doubleposting.


60c927 No.171051

>>169222

>Grandma Face

Oh my god, is she ageing from all our hate?


832ae9 No.182557

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This bitch keeps getting more desperate


5ee44d No.182570

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>>109978

>it is wrong to take advantage of the clearly handicapped


669a77 No.182662

>>169013

They're so immediate help, they should form a band called "the emts"


4eb647 No.182858

>>110023

>sotomoyor

into the trash you go


4eb647 No.182862

>>169013

News at 11: channers will put their dick into anything


7b9bc2 No.185013

Nice tits, sorry about your face




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