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Halfchan /o/ Potential Lolcow Anonymous 05/21/15 (Thu) 07:08:12 1eb203 No.115142

There is a furry by the name of Alex on halfchan /o/ that owns this stupid blue truck. Shown are pictures of the front and the back.

I see potential here; what say you?

Anonymous 05/21/15 (Thu) 07:36:10 9b0fb9 No.115149

he's definitely strange. you just need to demonstrate that he can be caused to sperg on command.

Anonymous 05/21/15 (Thu) 07:42:20 791083 No.115150

>>115142

Okay so he's a furfag , but is he a lolcow?

Anonymous 05/21/15 (Thu) 08:22:02 2a1462 No.115159

This may be the dnd nerd in me but the dragon on the back of the truck looks pretty fucking neat.

Completely fucking out of place but neat.

Anonymous 05/21/15 (Thu) 08:23:27 b0d951 No.115160

>>115150

How to tell if he's a lolcow:

Call him a faggot. Because one of two things will happen.

1. Fly into a rage.

2. Laugh it off/ignore it.

If it's number 1, he's a lolcow. If it's number 2, you're the faggot OP.

Anonymous 05/21/15 (Thu) 08:54:02 ad80ac No.115166

Damn, the color blue. Chris-chan 2.0 for sure. Next the motherfucker will have a green shirt, or a red hat. Milk for days.

Anonymous 05/21/15 (Thu) 09:23:17 0ecf1f No.115172

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Le angry UTE isn't much of a lolcow, he's just a serial shitposter who thinks he's a top notch troll. His trolling usually consists of derailing a thread by mentioning his name or posting his overpriced truck and /o/ flipping their shit. Sometimes on other imageboards (krautchan, ylilauta, etc) he'll go silent if you call him out for the furry degenerate he is.

It is worth noting that he bought the tacoma because he couldn't afford a different truck, and had it lifted to resemble more expensive ones. He's attention starved, but not a lolcow.

Anonymous 05/21/15 (Thu) 09:24:28 0ecf1f No.115173

Also it wouldn't surprise me if OP is the attention whore in question.

Anonymous 05/21/15 (Thu) 13:29:46 1eb203 No.115226

>>115172

It's a Tundra.

>>115150

It might take an ingenious style of milking, but I am adamant he is a lolcow that is worth our trouble, and then some.

Anonymous 05/21/15 (Thu) 14:11:28 0ef619 No.115231

>>115172

what's his (former) geocock or account name on ylilauta?

Anonymous 05/21/15 (Thu) 18:00:07 1eb203 No.115300

>>115231

Weaboo and Yankee Killer

Anonymous 05/21/15 (Thu) 19:15:33 042d73 No.115345

So he just walks around in that suit on a daily basis?

How do you know that isn't some next-level PUA peacocking shit?

Anonymous 05/21/15 (Thu) 19:20:42 1eb203 No.115350

>>115345

He was sighted wearing the suit during the winter.

I did see him wear a Buffalo Sabres jersey once; had Numinen (sp?) on the back.

Anonymous 05/21/15 (Thu) 19:24:46 908ed7 No.115352

I know a guy who glued a goat's head to his truck and painted an upside down pentagram on the side. No potential there though. Just because you do weird shit doesn't make you a cow.

Anonymous 05/21/15 (Thu) 19:30:27 042d73 No.115355

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>>115352

In my town I saw a guy with a sky blue pickup truck who had one of these fins installed on the lid of the bed.

Anonymous 05/21/15 (Thu) 21:53:42 908ed7 No.115433

>>115355

4 wheel drive, has spoiler. Oh wow. Yeah, that's special.

Anonymous 05/22/15 (Fri) 00:51:14 0ef619 No.115515

>>115300

I've seen him around, but I don't remember him posting anything worthwhile or noteworthy

Anonymous 05/22/15 (Fri) 00:58:08 ad4c9c No.115517

>>115142

>lifting a truck with IFS that high/at all

this guy is dumb and has shit taste, but you have provided no evidence of him being a cow

Anonymous 05/22/15 (Fri) 01:00:28 9b0fb9 No.115519

>>115350

where is he located?

Anonymous 05/22/15 (Fri) 02:53:11 a393ce No.115575

>>115159

As a wallpaper? Sure. On the back of your vehicle? Hell no

Anonymous 05/22/15 (Fri) 08:35:09 0ecf1f No.115675

>>115226

Yeah, its a Tundra, my bad. Its still pointless to talk about it, he's just a shitposter.

Anonymous 05/23/15 (Sat) 00:35:32 1eb203 No.115955

>>115519

Boone, NC

Anonymous 05/24/15 (Sun) 00:18:53 3c6492 No.116356

I fucking hate this god-damned truck. Just when I thought I could escape it by leaving /o/ behind, it's here.

He doesn't even do much. He just shitposts on /o/. It's not just him, either - it's a whole collaboration of shitposters that sprung up after he posted it once. All they do is post that fucking faggot-ass brodozer/mallcrawler piece of shit and speak in that annoying fucking benis speak or whatever the fuck you call it.

He's not a lolcow, he's just a fucking faggot.

Anonymous 08/04/15 (Tue) 01:55:08 924c6e No.145866

bump

Anonymous 08/04/15 (Tue) 02:56:49 3c9bbc No.145893

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>>115142

>cool custom truck design

>this is enough to be considered a /cow/

OP confirmed for faggot.

That "suit" is pretty retarded though.

Anonymous 08/04/15 (Tue) 17:21:16 581335 No.146253

>>145893

Is that supposed to be a Dragonite?

/o/fag here, eveyone hates the le angry Ute guy OP.

Anonymous 08/04/15 (Tue) 21:00:28 4228ff No.146375

>>145893

>cool

No. It's stupid penis-compensator teeth and a pointless lift. For fuck's sake, the guy has mud grips on there but doesn't even leave pavement. Couple that with the stupid dragonfag vinyl on the tailgate and it's a colossally stupid truck. Not lolcow material, certainly, but it's still awful.

Anonymous 08/04/15 (Tue) 22:36:41 6d2dae No.146412

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>>145893

>cool

If he's 12 year old, then yes, that's cool. But he's not.

>furry.jpg

Kill yourself

Anonymous 08/04/15 (Tue) 23:46:50 3c9bbc No.146466

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>>146253

It's a dragon of some sort I guess. Mostly found it to trigger faggots like OP.

>>146375

>designs on your car are penis compensation

Well shit, I guess flames painted on a car or flashy rims are penis compensation too. Guess everyone should just drive vehicles like pic related so you don't get triggered

>>146412

>hurr durr only 12 year olds like dragons

How does it feel to leave the furry fandom for the first time?

Anonymous 11/02/15 (Mon) 22:47:16 e8d527 No.179993

>>179984

/operate/ Confirmed http://freech.net/operations/res/2278.html

gQuent!P8eANdQMDg 02/22/16 (Mon) 04:03:15 a649ac No.202747

>>115142

I love /o/, it was the only 4chan board I frequented on, but yeah, it's crawling with autists. Does anybody remember that nocar dyel as fuck BR fag who dyed his hair blonde? His name was SceneKid and his tripcode literally has swag in it.

Anonymous 02/22/16 (Mon) 19:48:22 e0ff0d No.202879

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Alex isn't even the biggest lolpig on /o/. I can name several users that are far more autistic than he is.

> Broisfine (gay tripfag that tries desperately to hide his sexuality)

> Officer Frosty (weed dealer from North Dakota with a C6 Vette, been in jail numerous times). Notorious for making shit up and then getting mad when people call him out on it.

> Alphonse, who spams /o/ with furry porn, suspected to be a mod. Recently deleted 4 pages worth of /o/ posts and then procedded to spam softcore furry porn.

> CVPI (pic related) autist that has a borderline fetish for Crown Vics

Anonymous 02/22/16 (Mon) 23:20:42 7a7ead No.202919

>>115142

cool story bro

Anonymous 02/22/16 (Mon) 23:33:13 a7793e No.202926

>>202879

So he didn't want to scuff it. Those crown vics are work horses, which is why the cops used them for so long. They are easy to upkeep, run forever and take a lot of abuse. It's not like he's into volkswagen beetles. That fandom is creepy.

Anonymous 02/23/16 (Tue) 01:20:28 581335 No.202985

>>202879

>CVPI is a autist only because his foot has a towel under it

You're retarded. He's not autistic, just smart, he doesn't want to damage the headlight.

If you got any more proof of him being a real autist then by all means post it.

Anonymous 02/23/16 (Tue) 01:21:17 581335 No.202989

>>202985

Shit, got beaten by >202926, that's what ya get if you multitask.

Anonymous 02/23/16 (Tue) 04:25:33 e0ff0d No.203023

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Frosty is the true /o/ lolpig

> is a degenerate weed dealer

> has a C6 Corvette with a ridiculous aftermarket park bench wing

> constantly lies about everything

> causes massive butthurt in every thread he participates in

Things that trigger Frosty

> telling him he looks like John Lennon

> claiming that a Foxbody Mustang is faster than his Vette

> reminding him of the fact that his GF is only with him for the free drugs

He's currently in jail for his latest drug bust

> was driving 45 mph in a school zone with 5 lbs of weed in the car

> got pulled over, his car was searched, the weed was found

> tfw dindu nuffin

http://www.inforum.com/news/crime/3690991-fargo-man-twice-arrested-drug-dealing-cases-may-avoid-jail-time

http://bringmethenews.com/2014/10/23/court-writes-suspected-drug-dealer-10k-check-returns-corvette/

Anonymous 02/23/16 (Tue) 06:00:18 50e8dd No.203039

>>203023

It's illegal to search his car without a warrant or to hold him until drug dogs show up if it was a routine stop. Supreme court ruled that to be false arrest. So that means the weed was in plain view through the window. So that's extra funny.

Anonymous 02/23/16 (Tue) 06:03:52 d13292 No.203041

>>115515

He was just a regular poster. Occasionally he'd post his truck but other than that he was pretty normal (at least for yli)

Anonymous 02/24/16 (Wed) 21:20:25 f6f4a4 No.203302

I'd say he's closer to pig territory for trying to force his retarded truck as a meme and he's done it for quite some time.

Otherwise an easy to ignore common sperg.