/cow/ - Lolcows

>>156269

what's so revolting about that? Are you perhaps a faggot? go back to /cuteboys/, sissy, and let the big wizards play

>>156562

You don't bath?

>>156562

So you think not washing your crotch, ass or anywhere else for 6 months is fine?

>>156796

I imagine that's how one gets fired these days.

>>156562

Virgin or not, washing the ass is very important part of hygiene as it stops infection. The inside of the ass has a lining similar to the stomach or mouth, people can put a pill in their ass and absorb the effects. The same thing is true for shit. Shit can absorbed into the bloodstream. Virgin or not, always clean your ass with soap and water when you can.

https://wizchan.org/lounge/res/17465.html

Complaining that people give money to starving Africans when they could be giving it to wizards.

>>157061

dont spread this nonsense, no one has ever gotten an infection from not washing their asses

i didn't wash my ass for the first 18 years of my life, never had an infection.

it just cleans when the shampoo runs from your hair into your back while in the showed

>>157097

Imagine the rash.

I believe this thread needs a wizards perspective. I summon autphag

>>157063

I'd rather have ten Africans default on my Kiva loans than pay for one pedophile's internet addiction.

>>157097

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pilonidal_cyst

Enjoy soaking your seats in butt pus, wizards.

>>157390

They can't all be pedos. Right?

http://wizchan.org/meta/res/12979.html | https://archive.is/vVCyr

>I think the CP spammer is back, might have something to do with 8chad getting their last laugh in

SHIT THEY KNOW IT'S US

CHANGE TACTICS

>>157457

I've never seen an adult in their 2D fap threads.

>>157471

Sometimes they get banned for not being spastic enough.

https://wizchan.org/dep/res/58273.html

The

>>158012

Sorry. Tablets glitvhy. The invasion continues. https://wizchan.org/dep/res/58641.html

Which one of you was this?https://wizchan.org/meta/res/13097.html

http://strawpoll.me/5356022/r

You know what to do.

>>157462

>I've never seen an adult in their 2D fap threads.

A lot of what gets posted in those is shota, and it's difficult to tell whether they're self-inserting as the shota, or the person fucking the shota. Especially when they're posting /ss/. Besides, an 8channer bitching about pedos seems a bit ridiculous. There are tons of pedos on 8chan, that doesn't make you a pedo because you browse.

>>158056

Those results.

>>158319

>hurr I'm not mad ur mad

One of us is devoting hours of their earthly life to hating virgins on the internet.

>check to see if any of my threads are linked back here

>they never are

Fug.

>>158340

>this butthurt you're being laughed at

Go fill another pissbottle.

>>158430

Don't A-log the bitch. It's nice that he's come here to entertain us in person.

>>158447

>A-log

Learn what words mean before you repeat them.

https://wizchan.org/jp/res/8178.html

The ride never ends.

>>158484

https://wizchan.org/jp/res/8178.html#q8245

That autism.

https://wizchan.org/dep/res/58950.html

They don't like it when we talk about their super secret board.

https://wizchan.org/b/res/41670.html

That's so precious.

https://wizchan.org/v9k/ they are bad at this. None of these boards are hidden from Google.

https://8ch.net/wizchan/res/738.html

>>157390

Yeah take that black cock up the ass, if blacks where an small weak race you wont give 2 fucks about them.

>>144664

I just see fagshit and the ocassional ponyshit.

>>158914

What?

>>158914

How do you feel about Jews or Asians then?

what have you actually done to troll these guys?

>>159761

I'd say half the threads are probably by trolls. If we were to completely pull out then the place would be virtually abandoned.

>>159822

I reckon that at least half of the wanabe trolls really are autistic virgins.

Any normal person would've grown bored of this by now.

https://wizchan.org/dep/res/59979.html

Wizards always complain about not being as good at things such as video games as normies and chads. Now they complain that chads are willfully stupid. I'm at a loss.

What exactly is a Chad?

>>159894

Wizard detected. Stop being so funny.

>>160092

Do you feel ashamed about being an autistic virgin?

Fear not, wizardchan is all about autistic pride.

>>160091

Anybody who is better than them.

>>160110

I'm neither. Well maybe a little, but I'm no virgin. I've actually been called a slut. Which is something that becomes hilarious when shouted angrily at a man. Especially but not exclusively when coming out of a girls mouth.

I'll own up to being a loser though. Especially if it subtracts from my Chad status.

>>160202

You can pat yourself on the back for being such a politically correct little brown-nose.

>Pedophiles

That's quite an accusation, especially considering that certain members of /cow/'s user base have admitted that they use pedophilic images to 'troll' other websites.

>>160448

This might sound crazy, but did you ever consider that not hating every nigger unconditionally more than even the shittiest of white people doesn't necessarily equate to political correctness?

Seriously, his trip is JEWS. Doesn't sound too PC.

What happened to "/cow/ - Lolcows (Raiding Wizardchan!)"

Aren't we your favorites?

>>160721

In what way is using the name JEWS supposedly politically incorrect?

Are you a self-hating Jew?

>>160834

You're not being very clear here, was there a point you were trying to make?

>>160834

No one wants you on their side. Go away.

>>160834

Hold on.

If I was able to decipher your incoherent ramblings correctly, it would seem that you have a problem with /pol/.

Did mean old /pol/ hurt your feelings?

Do you sometimes get 'triggered' while casually browsing the internet?

Do you sometimes feel ashamed about your questionable heritage?

>>160874

8chans /pol/ takes itself entirely too seriously. It's like moot bug bombed his /pol/ and all the autism crawled here.

>>160899

The only problem with /pol/ is that it isn't milking enough Jew/nigger/half-breed/quasi-white/whatever tears.

>>160972

Wait, I thought the point of wizards were to not have sexual thoughts.

>>161166

>>161166

>revyfag tries a new waifu

>is still a complete faggot

>anti-/pol/

>>161230

Lets try not to derail the thread like last time.

https://wizchan.org/dep/res/60837.html

May I just point out why /pol/ wizards are funny? They complain that the jews are somehow ruining the society that they refuse to contribute to and blame them for the fact that the dicks they are never going to use got mutilated. Which isn't even the case. The American culture of circumcision actually dates back to the anti masturbation craze. It was theorized that if little boys didn't have to clean out their schmegma then they wouldn't accidentally discover the sin of masturbation. They also were against hot breakfasts and exposed table legs, as they believed these things somehow contributed to masturbation. I could explain it, but I'm afraid that would seriously derail this thread.

Basically /pol/ wizards are hilarious because they invalidate every complaint they have about Jews affecting society by refusing to participate in society. Plus if it wasn't for liberals they wouldn't get neet bux.

>>160874

What did you expect? Revyfag is a tranny.

>>162377

So shouldn't he be robbing banks in a Nixon mask or something?

>>162377

Well to be honest, I never expected a female behind the avatar.

>>142697

/pol/ is full of unemployable college drop outs. Some of them lie about lavish lifestyles, but I've never once met a rich neo Nazi.

Is it better to flood http://wizchan.org/v9k/index.html with porn or their /b/ with anti national socialist propaganda?

>>163318

Makes me wish there were more writers like you.

Comedy gold is so hard to come by.

>>163318

You realize we have a waifu board here in 8chan do you? I know /cow/ acts as a different entity from 8chan more than any other baord but, you don't have to go to other sites to find the exact same threads youbcan find here.

>>163318

>tulpas

Wut? I want to know but I'm afraid of what that could be…..

>>163639

They deceive themselves into hallucinating that their mlp character is in the room with them.

>>163639

Tulpas are the results of intentionally turning yourself schizophrenic. They are just like the entities you have contact with when you are on Salvia Dinovorum but basically under your control.

I have read posts from some Brazillian fag back then who talked in about more straight forward fashion on a board I used to hang out on. He told us everything you have to do to hear the voices too, how that thing was his only social contact and that he was happy with being insane.

>>163686

The process usually requires sleep deprivation through sitting in an uncomfortable position while meditating for days on end, and with these guys about 12 monster energy drinks a night. I imagine the fumes from the piss bottles play a role as well.

>>163691

More like daylight visual hallucinations than schizophrenia. It's a different disorder and easier to cure. You just need to sleep. The monks who did it literally tortured themselves for days on end in order to stay awake meditating and some took morning glory which we all know is the precursor to lsd. Also stimulants similar to Mormon tea. Which is ephedrine. Yeah, Mormons can drink ephedrine but not coffee. Recently bath salts and Ritalin have become the go to stimulants and as far as the positional meditation, forget it. They just lay in bed. Who needs painful stances when you have speed?

People have attributed crimes they have committed to their tulpas, so I'd say it's not a very wise practice. Plus as you can imagine they go away with a little sleep.

https://wizchan.org/jp/res/8178.html#q8770

>>163686

>>163691

Well thats not as disgusting as I expected, just……sad, and pathetic, all that work to hallucinate a gf? thats sounds like more work than getting a real one

>>163695

>Yeah, Mormons can drink ephedrine but not coffee

Yet another dumb religious contradiction for the list, and its a long one

>>163700

Right now it sounds like more fun than having a real one though. Waifus don't threaten other girls for talking to you wrong or tell you that they are "jello" of relatives of yours they perceive as attractive and flirting with you. It's not like the thought of fucking my cousin ever entered my mind, let alone my sister. Just ewww.

What I'm saying is I sort of understand the appeal. That is unless the inanity takes a turn for the worse and the tulpa actually starts doing those things and worse. Imagine it telling you to kill your relatives for it.

Real relationships are hard. You have to deal with other peoples insanity.

>>163700

Muslims can drink alcohol made from honey. Orthodox Jews use a special phone system on Saturday that uses a system of pegs to block the signals as to not create a spark when dialing, or they just hire a Christian to do it for them, aka a shobbas goyim. These are the same Jews who won't mix milk with chicken in case someone sees them doing it and makes the wrong assumption, hence leading them astray. Religion is full of this stuff. But ephedrine tea isn't actually as strong of a cns as a cup of espresso. At least not in the short run. Its a longer acting mild stimulant. Sort of the opposite of chewing cocaine leaves, which is also pretty mild but short acting. Caffeine is actually pretty addictive stuff, and it's really bad for you. If purified it's worse than bath salts and can be used as a pesticide against frogs and small mammals, as absorbed through the skin. Personally I love the shit though.

>>163700

>Yet another dumb religious contradiction for the list, and its a long one

Woah, take it easy there, fedorian.

https://wizchan.org/wiz/res/49311.html

Ever notice how everything they hate they call Jewish? What's up with that?

>>164165

If its connected to free enterprise, its anticapitalist meming.

>>164179

Other times it's anti liberal meming. If it's anti right wing then it's anti right wing meming. It's always the Jews. Even when it's about education they blame the jews. Is antisemitism itself just a popular meme or do they mean it?

http://m.trivalleycentral.com/mobile/casa_grande_dispatch/national_news/fla-man-charged-in-plot-to-bomb-memorial/article_d6e92c02-5976-11e5-9a02-a7828d310cd0.html

Is he a wizard apprentice?

https://wizchan.org/lounge/res/29641.html

Wizards bragging about getting food stamps. What has this world come to?

>>164956

It's been going on for years. We just called them white trash. Hell, Chris Rock basically talked about worthless assholes 20 years ago. Video related.

>>165157

When unbanned ask if that Goldberg guy is a true wizard, since he spent all his time in the basement on the internet, and by all reports never had any friends. Let alone girlfriends. See what happens. So far they just instantly erase the thread. All "never happened".

>>165218

Anyone know a good proxy?

https://wizchan.org/dep/res/59079.html#q61911

It's basically a site for assholes and unemployable /pol/tards to brag about being assholes and unemployable /pol/tards and to bitch about everyone else.

If these people ever had a convention and the building collapsed or something, the world would probably be better off.

>>163700

Try being a poor white 5'4" guy whit a 3 1/2 inch dick to see how easy it is.

>>165779

This man has a wife and child.

Wizards have no excuse if they want a simple lay.

>>166252

>if they want a simple lay.

Not wanting "a simple lay" is what being a wizard is all about, you dunce.

Used to think of that place as my home because I'm a KV and don't care about women(don't hate them either), and I know at least 3 quarters of the people there are painfully obvious shitposters. You can see those same tactics on /r9k/, except those are funnier because a lot of tryhards end up reading those posts.

>>166514

Yeah, it's pretty funny, considering that you visit there often enough to have become a regular.

Fun fact, a day or two ago Autphag came into IRC claiming he wants to use the wizards to shill up /cow/ with chaff. Right after that he tried pretending to be a schizo messiah in what can only be assumed to be a "lol I was only pretending to be retarded" maneuver.

Either way, if you see scottish Nick Bate in any threads, assume he's guiding his band of merry homosexuals in shitposting because he has nothing else to do in his sad, strange little lifespan.

>>166616

Thanks, cocksucker.

You just ruined the epig raid.

>>166616

I am the messiah actually, that much was unironic.

>>166699

OK. You are the Messiah of Might and Magic. Congratulations.

>>166598

Implying the "trolls" here actually post much if anything. That's like saying we are all Chris Chan.

Sure, some people like to tap the fishtank, but honestly it's not very productive maneuver if done to often.

It's more fun to just watch them self destruct.

>>166547

They have a strange racism about them as well. It's weird how they specifically hate half Asians and worship Asian culture. Also the anti-Semitism is hard to explain since they blame the Jews for everything that's wrong with society, but hate society and want to see it get more fucked. You'd think they'd worship the Jews. Especially since they love wizardbucks.

>>166656

Agreed. It would be hilarious to see wizards come here to get btfo. I try not to really piss off the userbase here, even when I disagree with them. I have a fear of board cannibalism coming back. Invaders on the other hand, well that could be fun. Especially since all it takes to enrage a wizard is enjoying some of the same stuff as them, with your girlfriend. We are in your games on steam. We enjoy anime, and leftover Chinese food. We do everything you do, except we do it with friends and lovers.

Well everything except the piss bottles and waifus. In fact Friday we are getting together in Springfield to play munchkin and then partake in some ayahuasca and try to create a tulpa. You know it's supposed to take multiple people to do that.

>>167098

Yes amigo, that should rile them up real good!

Hue hue hue.

>>167094

Is one Sperg Jew enough? Messiah of Might and Magic should be up his alley.

>>167098

I like some vidya with friends. In fact I miss playing them IRL with them.

>>165779

WHEN WILL THEY LEARN?

But seriously you could if you wanted to. Albeit you'd have to put more effort in.

>>167098

>>167126

Kill yourself faggot.

>>167096

I think some of the confusion is coming from the fact that wizardchan does not consist of a single person. Some people are racists, some people are antiracists. Some people are misogynists, others are feminists. Plenty of people don't care about any of the aforementioned movements. Wizards are actually incredibly diverse. That's why we fight so damn much.

>a year back

>post on wizardchan because depressed

>make a post about my cousin telling me to cheer up or something equally dumb

>banned for mentioning a positive female experience

what

OP is a faggot, but the fact remains that Wizchan is a shit infested shithole of shit festing.

>>167329

You didn't read the rules. You don't have to agree with the rules and I have also been banned but remember it is still their website and they specifically state no mention of any social activities in the rules. It has nothing to do with it being a positive female experience, just an experience at all.

>>167366

Talking with family now equals social interaction to them? Soon they won't be allowed to have talked to their own sisters or mothers. Mention eating at the same dinner table as your family will equal a ban.

I can feel your mana. Go back home.

>>167282

Sure it is. Try posting that you are a Jew or other minority. Suddenly the thread turns to /pol/ shilling about how the holocaust never happened and how Jews are chads that run the world. Seen it. Posted it here somewhere.

Wizardchan has even more /pol/tards than this place.

>>167409

Cry me a river, no one cares about you non-whites, there are too many of you all over the place.

>>167413

See, you wizards are just proving all our points.

>>167402

Are you having issues learning English? Read the rules. If you talk to people you just can not post about it. I am banned too, but honestly learn what the rules are before you complain. These are guys who can not speak to anybody including their own parents or family. They have a website for a reason.

>>167413

>no one cares about you non-whites

So if no one cares about wizards, as stated multiple times by wizards, does that mean wizards are or are equivocal in value to non-whites?

>>167460

Wait, so you literally can't post that you talked to say you're sister, and she was on your case about being a neet? Then every time one of these fuckers whines about their mom being on their case or whatever, why aren't they banned?

It seems they are either being selectively enforced or this whole thing is more convoluted than I thought.

Guess who's not banned? Me. I don't post much, except to tap on the glass when I think it looks dull.

>>167503

Princess Di had a retarded amount of 'mourning' following her death and she was pretty useless.

I remember a lot of people making a big deal about John Ritter's death too. Nothing against the man, but he was relegated to a sitcom, let's be realistic here.

>>167419

>implying he's a wizard

>>167571

>all wizards are hikki NEETs

My boss freaks when I'm like 20 minutes late for work. Hell, they have to go through hell every year to get me a living permit. Why do you assume that everyone on wizardchan is the exact same ridiculous stereotype? Is everyone on 8chan a pedophile? Is everyone on /cow/ a fat loser 2 steps away from Chris Chan?

>>167416

>>>/blog/

>>167647

>Is everyone on 8chan a pedophile? Is everyone on /cow/ a fat loser 2 steps away from Chris Chan?

yes

>>166616

Fun fact: A well known /cow/ tripfag-turned-lolcow, by merely spelling his handle backwards, was clever enough to evade wizard normalshit hunters and get opped in their IRC until some trolls made fun of his presence there.

How many of these 172 retards do you think were right when they called out /cow/boys? https://www.google.com/?q=%2Fcow%2F+site:wizchan.org

>>167984

All according to plan.

>>167984

Mostly a lack of exposure to 888chan was what fueled their misplaced trust in me at the time. Also, Glaive was in on an in-joke with P-Logic from the beginning from what I understand, hence, any exposure of me was predestined, but also, predestined to be delayed.

It was only due to an outsider's involvement – P-Logic, himself a normalshit – that the Wizardchanners ever found out, in effect.

Maybe when I recover a bit more from this hangover, I can better detail my experiences.

>>167836

Are you really that incapable of getting your laughs from something positive, that doesn't actually hurt other people? Is this seriously how you want to live your life?

>>168036

>Are you really that incapable of getting your laughs from something positive, that doesn't actually hurt other people?

All good jokes have some degree of pain or hurt for one thing or another, whether it's as drastic as a horrifically bloody death, or as benign as mild disappointment. "Normal" wizards are not funny in the same way that intelligent southerners are not funny. They're not caricatures worthy of ridicule.

>>168098

The southern "gentleman" has been the subject of ridicule since well before the war. So that's simply not true.

>>167984

>Autphag, not an ordinary wizard

What?

>>167997

>Maybe when I recover a bit more from this hangover, I can better detail my experiences.

Please do, I'm very interested in hearing this story.

>>168128

Oh no. We're talking about a site that says if you drink a milk with >1.7% (semi-skimmed) fat cocks, you might well be transsexual since your motivation could be to cleave the estrogens situated inside fat globules.

I was as well to be banned for drinking whole milk, if I was to be banned, in September 2014 no less, for a disingenuous representation of certain 'reasons' by a certain traitor whose alternate handle goes by learningkyke.

>>168145

Yes, yes, I'll get on to a write-up of that right away, but it'll take a while.

>>168211

Around September 2013 I chance upon Wizardchan since it was linked on either the /cow/ IRC – internetrelaycats at the time, a now since deceased network owned by some furry translesbian neo-nazi or something – or Tinychan, I can't remember precisely, and immediately notice, reading the rules, that there was an IRC channel. Channels tend to be smaller than the main community they're hosted on, and be host to a higher quality of people and cocks by virtue of this selection effect; at least, this was my experience with /cow/, so why would it not hold with Wizardchan?

In a few weeks of initially chatting, I insinuate myself in now well-assimilated immersion into the community; a tryhard Pollak (Seba), a neurotic Australian medical student (yourfacewhen), and an even more neurotic but charismatically adorable OCD English underclassman (Sad) who reminded me a lot of myself, were to be my primary acquaintances in the run up to a suicide attempt borne out of realizing just how far gone my life had went.

Being on a site that boasts of its isolation, when I'm on there solely to break it, is an irony all too head-spinningly revealing an examination, like a keyhole, into one's life. Of course that much was inevitable on New Year's Eve of 2014, anyway, to proceed…

I can't remember when exactly. Maybe it was late October or early November of the same year. A suspicious character comes onto the chatroom and by this time, I'd already been promoted as half-op by the admin for spotting vivivi (who I correctly identified as an 888channer but incorrectly also believed to have involvement in the PVCC as the user 'Vivian Lee') and other accomplishments in the expungement of problematic users. At this juncture, I'd even commanded the respect of the community there, primarily for my obsessive knowledge over anti-semitic conspiracies, which I'd fused with a past obsession with neurology to argue their hyperfeminine and quasi-transsexual characteristics (it's all written in The Wisdom of Autphag anyway, you've heard it before).

AyCarumba, who I'd later learn to be P-Logic (I'd recognized the name from years before on the old CWCki forums, assuming it's even the same person; being a pathological liar, P-Logic would deny this), comes in with these same characteristics I'd been describing; the hyperfeminine socially-hazing deliberate antagonization, the quasi-transsexual superficial charisma that was Arachnid in its jarringness, and others that don't quite come to immediate recollection right now. It was the perfect caricature of a mixture of Weiningerian femininity and Hitlerian descriptions of Judeic shadows.

My closest acquaintances immediately PM'd me to make a decision. Not wanting to overstep my remit, I stupidly contacted the admin seeking consultation, who told me to withhold restraint. In my furiousness and suspicion, I get the inklings that a conspiracy was taking place.

Two or three weeks pass without much momentum or ceremoniousness. In fact I'd presumed that, bar whatever was going on in the shadows, that the AyCarumba debacle had by then died down, only to find his remergence whe yourfacewhen, the neurotic Australian medical student, PMs me regarding what he had been told regarding a previous persona, presumably by AyCarumba as he's the only one who could've had any prescient foresight on the matter, given my by-then solid suspicion of his PVCC membership (I'd read more on the organization in those weeks, coming to the conclusion that Chris-chan was some autistic translesbian created false-flag to deflect accusations of transsexual instability onto autists; I called it first, when I'd be shown correct months later).

I deflected it with the technically-true (people were under the presumption that the tumblr was gospel) 'that's a trollsona lol, don't concern yourself'. AyCaruma must've been additionally alarmed, because yourfacewhen would later relay to me that he'd been told I was a psychopathic neo-conservative agent from a right-wing thinktank or something. 'Nonsense Trotksybabble', I responded.

Yourfacewhen and I had developed a closer-than-reality rapport. Under the false pretense of a persona in which I'd presented as a Mongolian-race resident of Ireland, true age, false occupation, but completely honest about my gender dysphoric proclivities, we start informally forming a relationship, much to the chagrin of Chac who was right to regard me infidelous (no offense but Chac was poor as fuck and had zero empathy; this guy for a fellow 'sperger had tonnes). He was encouraging me and I ended up writing with an obviously teary overtone, knowing what the NHS would (and did, months later) do to me in response darest I remerge such.

I would leave, in preparation for an 18-page suicide note which took me about three weeks of a devoted heart-felt outpouring of writing – all handwritten, now lost – that I would post through my parents' letterbox on 28th December to complete an attempt, and fail, on 31st Dec '13-6th Jan '14. Predictably, I ranted about the Jews; less predictably, I ranted about how they're the reason I couldn't come out at that time.

Back to the story though: after my departure, yourfeelwhen had spilled the beans about my desire to transition and AyCarumba was there to screencapture it, whereupon said screenshot was posted onto /cow/ thereafter. I had kept reading /cow/ under a proxy until a certain date just before posting my long-ass suicide note and then attempting a DPHM overdose which was far too weak to be lethal (hindsight is 20/20 and I was assuming good repute of bad information). More PVCC agitators descended upon Wizardchan to inform them about the 'truth' regarding me (as they assumed it), informed and headed by the head agent provocateur-saboteur, P-Logic. He would only be banned well after I was sectioned in an NHS psychiatric in-patient ward the first time, around mid-January, when he had taken it upon himself to impersonate (what he presumed to be) me.

They established secret rule 0, no transsexuals (phrased "no females or those whom so identify"), shortly thereafter, and made it public after my final ever ban in Sep. '14.

>>168228

Looks like Burroughs has an illegitimate autistic son living in Scotland.

Put the pipe down.

>>168211

I think you were banned for being to much of a loser. The problem was finding an excuse. They couldn't just go "this guy's got entirely to much mana built up" and banned you for it. They have no balls.

>>168337

The funny thing is that I actually have someone in my life atm.

>>168312

He seems more like someone Burroughs would have written about. Bobo.

>>168338

Online? It's probably a "gal pal". You're being trolled.

>>168345

He's shared too much for that to be possible. Don't worry, P-Log, you don't control everything's narrative.

>>167997

"Normalshit". And you expect us to respect your pronouns?

>>168350

No actually. I'm the humblest degenerate you'll ever have the pleasure of being unable to meet!

>>168349

Sure, I'm certain his backstory is very extensive. Why don't you tell it?

>>168228

Interesting story. Thanks.

>>168352

Trannychaser from Detroit. Everyone on #ncr knows him since he uses the initials of his real name as his userhandle.

>>168354

Wait, so you've never actually met him?

>>168357

The proposition 'in' doesn't have to agree with something physical, literalist spergy dolt.

>>168358

So he's as present as an absent father. I bet he has a lot of online "friends".

>>168359

He gives me money. That's all I care about.

>>168362

So he really is like a very creepy absent father. Like, if there was a very good reason why he wasn't allowed near you.

They say we choose sex partners which remind us of our parents.

>>168036

One does not preclude the other, but in any case none of you are being "hurt" by having the lunacy of your peers exposed for entertainment. That's some progressive agitator mental gymnastics at work.

>Is this seriously how you want to live your life?

Could be worse. Could be a wizard.

>>168404

>>168036

That brings this thread to mind.

https://wizchan.org/wiz/res/53285.html#53502

A thread about a cow on /wiz/? This thread just went meta.

Also, you guys laugh at murder. You found reporters screams "rather satisfying." when she was

being shot.

>>168404

>>168036

That brings this thread to mind.

https://wizchan.org/wiz/res/53285.html#53502

A thread about a cow on /wiz/? This thread just went meta.

Also, you guys laugh at murder. You found reporters screams "rather satisfying." when she was

being shot.

>>168036

That brings this thread to mind.

https://wizchan.org/wiz/res/53285.html#53502

A thread about a cow on /wiz/? This thread just went meta.

Also, you guys laugh at murder. You found reporters screams "rather satisfying." when she was being shot.

>>168404

>none of you are being "hurt"

Being watched has a chilling effect on what you say and do. People can't express themselves properly, because they know that anything they say is going to be scrutinized later, on /cow/. That's not even mentioning the tendency for people to make stupid assumptions, and use /cow/ like /pol/ uses 'shill'. You're going to a support group for depressed people, and haranguing them, for showing symptoms of depression.

Say what you will about someone who doesn't have sex, but at least they're focusing on their own lives. Wizardchan, as a concept, doesn't inherently hurt anyone. /cow/ has to find new people to torture, every few weeks, for it to even exist. The really insane thing, though, comes when a 'lolcow' is vindicated. I really thought this board would let up on Peter Coffin after it became obvious that he really did have a wife, but that didn't happen. People actually got even angrier, and started trying to ruin his life, at that point.

This board has never been about the lolcows, or even humor. This board, in all of its incarnations, has always been about the users. They find something that they don't like about themselves, and trying to kill it off, by attacking someone who epitomizes it. That's why the board tends to eat its own, when it can't find some outsider to destroy. Again, say what you will about people who don't have sex, but at least there's some level of self awareness. If I have a problem in myself, I try to solve it. I don't go find someone with a bigger version of that problem, and push them towards suicide.

>>168824

>you

One guy found the screams satisfying. Of course, I'm just assuming that you're telling the truth. I distinctly remember pressing the [-] button on that thread.

>>168982

>m-muh cyberbullying

Turn off your computer, look away from the monitor or stop browsing /cow/.

You went out of your way to look at posts that would "trigger" you. That was your decision. You are so desperate to prove that all of your problems are due to virgin oppression that you actively seek out examples of people making fun of you on fringe websites.

>support group for depressed people

hahahahahahaahhahahaha

>>168982

>Being watched

What the? You're ANONYMOUS! Nobody can hold you as an individual to anything you say. Even thread IDs last only as long as the thread. If you said something stupid you can just deny it. Why do you think anonymous image boards generally hate tripfaggots for not "getting it?" We can share in the successes and leave behind the failures more easily without an identity to our posts. Who cares if we take somebody's post and laugh at it. Nobody will ever know it was you. Fuck, you can even blend in with the crowd and mock your own posts like you didn't make them if a sense of belonging is that crucial.

>support group

That's a new one. Seems like the purpose of wizardchan is as amorphous and pliable as the definition of a wizard.

>at least they're focusing on their own lives

And a large component of that seems to be reinforcing the perception that society is set up to ruin their lives.

>Wizardchan, as a concept, doesn't inherently hurt anyone.

I agree, but in practice, every damn time, it's a fucking crab bucket.

>/cow/ has to find new people to torture

Please. We can barely call somebody a fag on the comments of their YouTube videos without some killjoy crying "ween," or did you not see the infighting in the Campbell Morton thread?

>Coffin

He's being trolled because he literally can't stop sucking bait. He dug himself into a hole taking so long to vindicate himself for no good reason that it betrayed other funny shit about him, which he continues to pathetically do.

The rest of your does apply to some people on /cow/. Those types of people tend to be identified and shamed more often than not, though; we don't let "A-Logging" or troll-shielding go unchallenged. I'll freely admit that a lot of lolcows are funny because we seen our failures present and past in their behavior, but really sometimes a village idiot is just that, and the internet combined with modern exhibitionism has made it easier to laugh at idiots from faraway villages.

>>169056

>Even thread IDs last only as long as the thread.

hoh shit, I never knew this. ty anon!

>>169056

I used to namefag on halfchan just to trigger faggots who can't into force anon or filter, watching them take my name and shit up the thread was hilarious

I'm not a regular poster here so if it's already been suggested I apologise. I propose we make an "official anthem" for wizchan, something like

"We don't need no fornication"

https://wizchan.org/dep/res/64893.html

Just a reminder that we are in your base.

>>169056

No. That we are watching them. It was a message to the wizards in this thread.

https://wizchan.org/lounge/res/35141.html

>>168982

I don't care what a bunch of retards that believe "having a life" is living a lie and saying it pretending to be another person to people you hate only to not be called a weirdo.

If that is what a life is, being dead is better.

>>167409

This post was a while ago but I must ask, why would you mention being a Jew or black on the internet?

>>170763

Well let's say there is a thread either on religion or on nationality.

https://wizchan.org/dep/res/64566.html#q65444

>>170766

That's asking to be bantered.

>>170737

You really need to work on your sentence structure. At any rate, what makes you think that I'm pretending? Is it really so hard to believe that ridiculous stereotypes aren't always true?

>>170737

But you hate yourself anyway.

>>170770

But isn't the entire point banter?

https://wizchan.org/lounge/res/36070.html#36089

https://wizchan.org/lounge/res/36070.html#q36213

Does Jews run wizardchan as well? They have a friday thread.

>>170825

Don't go in a banter thread if you're a jew because you're basically fucked, blacks too, and Indians right now because of designated shitting streets.

https://wizchan.org/lounge/res/36111.html

Wizardchan conspiracy thread in full throttle.

There are actually some decent theories mixed in the pot so I tried to pop in for a Q&A and confirm a few, but got nuked for triggering them with hockey mask images.

They also deleted all the questions I got from my timestamped post ;__;

Such bullying of their own community.

Wizchan used to be ok before completely devolving into asexual weeb central

>>171452

If they talked about wanting to fuck women that would make them hypocrites, striving for desensitization is probably for the best.

I tried posting there last week trying to get the right mix of blending in while triggering them. I ended up being depressed for 3 days afterwards. Not because I felt bad for them or anything, but because I noticed the same people there also post here. They avatarfag across the internet leaving a digital footprint marking their self-pity and narcissism. Their shittery is enough to make a man ashamed to have a waifu.

https://wizchan.org/lounge/res/36564.html

https://wizchan.org/lounge/res/36648.html

>>171467

Son, having a waifu is reason alone to feel ashamed.

>>171467

You needed another reason? Go get laid.

You've turned yourself schizophrenic over invisible pussy. That's the saddest thing I've ever heard.

>>163639

They're just the people's imaginary friends, given a Bhuddist name for some new age bullshit cred.

https://wizchan.org/wiz/res/54352.html

>>171586

Wizard pedo thread.

>>171587

Please tell me someone from here made this.

>>171594

No. Wizardchan has always been known as a pedoboard and that is just a reality of all man children. They identify as kids, they never truly went through puberty in a societal way, they never participated in spin the bottle, they were still kids, and to this day they still are, their sexuality just matches up with that. To be honest as a huge nerdy loser if I did not start talking to and dating girls by at like 17 I dont know where I would end up.

>>171621

Counterpoint.

I am an autistic man-child computer programmer in college (for computer science) n his twenties who has never touched a girl and has deep anxiety issues around them and is not sexually attracted to children. I am sexually attracted to adult women.

>>171683

But you're knowingly associating with pedos. How does that look?

>>171686

How did he do that? Just by being a *channer or some shit?

>>171686

I do not use wizardchan and I do not browse the pedo heavy parts of 8chan such as co. I wish there was a comics community on 8chan that had less pedo stuff.

>>171621

A wizard's going to be called a manchild no matter what he faps to so that's why it doesn't make a difference. On one end you have control freak pedos and on the other end of the spectrum you have the ones that want another mom.

>>171687

By being on wizard. I thought.

>>171686

Virgins over the age of 17 will eventually be considered probable pedophiles in the future. Some time after thought crime legislation passes but before they literally stick a camera on every single person. All because wizardchan and social justice warriors collided at this particular point in history.

>>171708

Huh, I think you, Acidman and Taxman should do a livestream together.

>>171716

Throw autphag in and you have a deal.

>>171723

Done. We need more meth-fueled pseudo-intellectual talk on what is basically Obeme is nug.

https://wizchan.org/dep/res/66078.html

https://wizchan.org/meta/res/14175.html

Butthurt.

>>171731

Do the Scottish have meth?

>>172624

"Whats the alternate way?

Getting bullied more and more by some normalshit who thinks he's better than you?

Laughing about the jokes that THEY make about YOU, thinking you're accepted by them somehow?

Don't delude yourself, they don't give a flying fuck about you.

So grow some Balls and get the basic respect that every human should deserve.

They have no fucking right to talk you down.

I wonder where the "all wizards are whiny pussys" meme comes from tho."

Top that.

>>172663

Link to and make a banner from that shit.

https://wizchan.org/dep/res/66732.html

>>172624

http://www.theplaidzebra.com/starting-work-before-10am-isnt-just-soul-crushing-this-scientist-says-its-equivalent-to-torture/

>Dr. Kelley and a research team at the Sleep and Circadian Institute have confirmed something that has crossed everyone’s mind as they watched someone helplessly nod off on early morning public transit—a 9 am start is just fucking inhumane.

>>172875

Try waterboarding and then tell me waking up an hour too early is really torture.

https://wizchan.org/dep/res/65241.html

https://wizchan.org/b/res/42362.html

>>172940

http://sleepjunkies.com/features/sleep-deprivation-and-torture-a-brief-history/

>Sleep deprivation may sound quite tame in comparison with other forms of torture, but in the hands of an expert interrogator, it quickly renders someone open to suggestion, whilst reducing resistance to physical pain and psychological enquiry.

>It doesn’t involve any direct physical harm so it’s often seen as one of the more ‘acceptable’ forms of torture. It leaves no scars, at least physical ones, and in recent years it has become one of the the preferred methods of “torture lite” by regimes who claim to respect international law and human rights.

>Keeping someone awake for hours or even days at a time is a highly effective way to ‘break the will’ of a prisoner, causing a whole range of undesirable ill effects from cognitive impairment, psychosis, breaking down the immune system and even causing heart defects and cardiovascular disease.

You have Stockholm syndrome and autism.

Back when I was dating. A fat guy came up to me while I was with my girlfriend and called me a "normie". Like it was meant to be an insult.

I sure hope that wasn't a real life wizard, when he isn't on a computer.

>>173654

>A fat guy came up to me while I was with my girlfriend and called me a "normie"

I don't believe you. Nobody could be that autistic. Though I have to give that likely imaginary faggot credit, he actually mustered up the courage to engage in social interaction.

https://wizchan.org/dep/res/66732.html

Won't be long until that place turns into a SJW den.

>>173171

Take a unisom and smoke a j at 12am. Wake up refreshed before its time to go to work. Repeat.

Better living through science.

https://wizchan.org/dep/res/67337.html

>>166616

So he has what Rika only wished he had a year ago. A troll army.

>>174178

Antihistamines and marijuana are hardly a solution for sleep deprivation. In fact, I think that combination would probably lead to oversleeping, or at least a groggy morning.

>>174371

No one said benadryl.

>>173171

>having to wake up before 11AM is exactly the same as being forced to refrain from sleeping by an interrogator

Kill yourself, wizard. You don't have the IQ to handle the world.

>>174394

Speaking as a wizard, normies would be more affected by low temperatures than high ones.

Cars don't work normally and those with weak constitutions (women, children and the elderly) can't go outside without getting sick. Depending on the area, snow might also set in, forcing people to stay indoors as well. All of this signifying no big change for the wizard's life, who probably lives cooped up in his room and who has a natural insulation against cold (which is also a detriment to him during a heat wave).

>>174401

>caring about this enough to dream up the right scenarios

>>174401

Unless you've stocked up on about 30 years of mre and a chemical toilet, you'd die. Plus who's going to work for your neet bux? You should kiss the ground normies fornicate on.

>>174601

How many people on wizardchan do you think are actually on bux? All of the polls seem to point to something like 5% actually being on any form of welfare, and most of them are on extremely temporary welfare, as in, jobsearch welfare, or workfare, which is essentially an extremely low income job.

>>174700

We rigged the polls to mess with them. Most live with their parents and if they work it's a menial job. They would starve to death in a real recession.

https://wizchan.org/lounge/res/40139.html

>>174700

Technically? Close to 100%. living with the parents counts

>>175092

There's a huge difference between leeching off your parents, which is incredibly common among the wealthy, and going on permanent government assistance, which is taxpayer subsidized, requires recommendations from multiple doctors, and is actually incredibly rare, even among the obscenely poor.

At any rate, it's nowhere near 100%. The wageslave thread is pretty much always on the front page, while the NEET thread tends to come and go. Maybe if you assholes didn't keep fucking with the polls (apparently), we'd have good numbers on this.

I don't get it, they just don't seem really funny. They just whine when baited. Am I missing something?

>>175237

>saging the thread in almost every post

>is the WCIDF

Top lel wizard, tell me more how you're now being affected by >implied poll oppression.

>>175314

>>175319

Jesus christ 8chan get your shit together. I posted the second one because the first would never go through.

Proper sage for apparently quad post.

>>175320

Your Culprit is Vichan/Tinyboard. If you interested in my first negative experience with that board software, just bump this thread.

>>170993

Oh come on I myself am a godamn wagon burner and I still go for banter. You just got to have a thick skin, not take what anons say too seriously, and banter right back without coming off as salty.

https://wizchan.org/lounge/res/41868.html

This has potential.

>>175319

I think cyclical threads can still be sage'd, but sticky threads aren't.

>>176425

Who were the goyim when that was written?

>>176526

All nonjews, Christians included on the premise that they will definitely act like blood thirsty pagans.

The entire Theology is fucked but not for the Reasons /pol/ counts down but for the reasons Jesus counts down.

>>176538

Considering that the Catholic church used to burn Jews, I'd say the Jews had a point. http://www.jweekly.com/article/full/4245/rare-documents-shed-light-on-grisly-mexican-inquisition/

>>168228

Kill yourself because you're a tranny.

>>176838

No. He just identifies as one. He puts less effort into it than ADF and thinks men are superior.

He's a gay tomgirl. He's Chris without the effort.

>>168228

Who seriously writes a suicide note that long?

>>176835

>implying the catholics were wrong

>>176963

Edgy.

Welp, tried this again.

Mentioned that I used to talk to a few peoples while still in college. And it was in /jp/, which was supposed to be one of their more casual boards. Message removed, day ban.

It's getting ridiculous… Gentlemen, nothing needs to be done anymore, that community is going to choke to its own hate which will once again prove why nice things cannot be had.

>>176979

We never really did anything. This whole thread has been us watching it burn. It's like a beautiful car wreck in slow motion.

The witch hunts are the funniest bits. They seem especially afraid that woman are watching them. Maybe we should send in more agents to seduce the current administration.

>>176969

>defending israel

Good goy.

>>176930

Chris had effort?

https://wizchan.org/lounge/res/42409.html

>>177230

What the fuck has Israel got to do with anything? The Nazis supported it.

>>177268

He did buy and wear woman's clothing.

>>176979

m8 why would you mention friends there, at least use some wordplay

http://8ch.net/_t/20151020.txt

>wizards get 8chan in trouble

>>177302

>implying

wew JIDF

>>177322

Those threads are a constant on wizard. So I can only imagine which governments are specifically targeting them. I imagine anyone who posts there on the regular probably gets flagged by some spy program.

https://wizchan.org/wiz/res/58069.html glorious

https://wizchan.org/wiz/res/56171.html

>>177953

>Judaism is perhaps the most anti-normie thing ever happened on this planet, it is not simply the abstinence from the world like for asceitism but it is the reign of "God" over the reign of normies, prayers over lust, peace over war, humbleness over pride, virtual over real(theology is virtual), faith over money, the destruction of the empire(protentatism and calvinism are the worst form of christianity, they focus the entire existence over a pre-determined path to heaven or hell paved by hard work rather than spiritual enlightenment stay away from these).

Didn't Autphag claim to be leading wizards in an uprising or some shit? There's no trace of him in this thread.

>>178764

I guess this was the latest photo from the "Shalom"-bine massacre.

>>178807

>>178812

It's glorious

http://www.hikkichan.com/hikki/res/4219.html#q4410 hikkichan. It's where all the wizardchan rejects are going now. You can't escape us.

>>152534

what the fuck why does this link to reddit?

>>178992

incog or copy paste it.

>>178866

http://www.hikkichan.com/hikki/res/323.html#q4437

This will trigger wizardchan.

http://8ch.net/nofap/res/786.html

>>178814

What show is that from?

>>180044

The Hebrew Hammer. Andy Dick plays an evil Santa Clause in it.

https://wizchan.org/wiz/res/59251.html#q59386

Hero worship.

>>180114

>You cannot even imagine a course of action that doesn't fit the normalfag narrative. If you want don't want to be shit on by normies than you better learn to embrace the edge. What Eliot and all spree killers do is a blessing to us because it reminds normalfags that if you push people to far they will snap. If anything we need more Eliot's in the world to show the normies that their actions have consequences.

>>180115

https://wizchan.org/dep/res/74260.html

So to them everyone else is a Chad?

https://wizchan.org/dep/res/74377.html

Amok Robot snipes people in San Diego!

>>>/sp/250683

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>>180486

/k/ took bets on it; he didn't kill anybody, and was arrested.

He was also a 300 lb black guy, so there's probably not going to be any more media coverage on it.

>>180486

Why wizard thread?

>>180571

Because /r9k/ was the predecessor to wizchan.

>>180605

>>180605

I'm still not seeing the connection.

https://wizchan.org/dep/res/74968.html

https://wizchan.org/wiz/res/59702.html

Oh wow. Mana from heaven.

https://wizchan.org/lounge/res/49549.html a thread about safe spaces for wizards to visit online. Where should I send them?

>>181665

Which of you did this?

https://wizchan.org/lounge/res/52188.html

We meta now.

>>186690

https://wizchan.org/lounge/res/52188.html#q57209

https://wizchan.org/dep/res/80941.html#q80970

>>150677

>I hope that more dumb teens (there were like 4 30+ virgins there) don't end up discovering a place like that and ruminate on being a virgin.

I hope they do, that sounds hilarious

>>187316

It would cut some autism from the gene pool.

https://wizchan.org/wiz/res/64614.html#q64625

Literally bragging about having more toys to play with than normal fags.

https://wizchan.org/lounge/res/63012.html#63375

>>192453

And? I wish I had money to get the things I want, but I am math retarded.

Why the hell would I get an extremely ugly woman I hate and raise kids with her just to please people who would hate me otherwise? I prefer to die.

/cow/ is just the "just be yourself" denial collective, stay mad.

https://twitter.com/BlackBoyWinning

>>192921

Explain.

As much as I hate to admit it, I used to (and regretably still) post on Wizardchan from time to time. I take breaks from posting because the users there are straight up deluded and child-like in how they act. It's one of those websites where if you say something out of the norm or against general opinion your post will be deleted and you will be banned. It's not a surprise that a lot of them openly browse Reddit.

I almost feel bad for them at times, talking to them is like talking to a arrogant child. Even though they're socially-retarded turbo autists leeching off of welfare or their family's income, they seriously believe that they're super intelligent martyrs who exist in some higher form of reality. This also explains their extreme temper tantrums they're known to have, if you so much as imply that they're just lazy retards with Autism who contribute absolutely nothing to society and are essentially just bottom-feeder scum they'll chimp the fuck out and gang up on you until the mods inevitably delete your post and ban you.

There are a lot of times where I'm not entirely sure the website isn't just one big joke and everybody's just pretending to be stupid. I remember one time seeing this post where a guy started criticizing the government for not paying him to browse Wizardchan, because he saw it as 'Intellectual labour' and he started to go on this huge rant about how Ancient Greeks or Communists would pay him to share his thoughts on Wizardchan and stuff like that. I remember just sitting there, reading the post over and over trying to decipher whether or not the OP was just being sarcastic or if he was really serious while occasionally laughing at the ridiculousness of it all.

A couple of highlights include a thread where a bunch of guys tried to make a Internet death cult and a religion surrounding the Virginia Tech Massacre guy, and I also remember a rather infamous thread where a guy posted some old Pedophile copypasta from 4chan's /jp/ about touching his 7 year old cousins vagina, which sparked a massive thread where the vast majority of the userbase egged him on and encouraged him to do more to his cousin and then report back. Again, the guys over there displaying their 'supreme intelligence'.

There's probably more that I've forgotten, excuse this rather long and bloggish post, it's something I've wanted to get off my chest for a while now.

>>195980

>straight up deluded and child-like in how they act

My grand unified theory of autism is that it all comes down to social isolation. When you have no contact with people, nobody to interact with, nobody to reflect ideas and emotions off of, you ultimately lose any and all sense of self. Your perception of reality and who you are as a person becomes nothing more than a feedback loop from your ego.

That's why tumblristas and wizards exhibit the exact same behavior despite supposedly being on the opposite spectrum politically and ideologically. Persecution complexes, messiah complexes, muh struggle to survive amongst the normie shitlords, etc. It's all coming from them trying to justify their existence to themselves. They haven't actually experienced any type of struggle, they are heavily sheltered from adult responsibilities and the harsh reality of the real world, either through their enabling parents, the government or one of the many hipster welfare "fund me" sites.

>>192919

God, you're pathetic.

>>195980

>Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

>>195980

>There's probably more that I've forgotten

You fucking normalfag liar. All of these things you listed were publicized outside of wizchan (this thread even) and/or happened in the recent past.

I'm sure it's very amusing for you and boosts your ego to read the posts of depressed people. Who's pathetic here?

>>196144

>and get a life as Rupert has

Most wizards are pathetic assholes but this nigga you name? he won the fucking lottery: got a recurring part on a series of multi-billion dollar movies as a kid that lasted all the way to his early 20s, bitch is rich and famous you can't ask for more

Again, dont like wizards, I'm living in a third world country and seeing a bunch of fucking losers squandering the benefits of being born in the first world can be rage inducing, but just because this ginger faggot is a brony and ugly doesnt takes away all the other benefits I mentioned

>>196371

Why would I make a several paragraph blog post if I didn't browse there myself?

>>196135

Haha, yeah, I went a little overboard with the length of it I guess.

All manlets should strive to become wizards so they stop polluting humanity with heir inferior genetics..

>>196371

He says on /pig/.

>>167164

You can't force a woman to be in a relationship with something she finds repulsive, bath for an entire day and buy the best child sized clothes, but a manlet is still an inferior man.

>>163620

the wizchan/jp/ threads scoff at /waifu/ because they think they don't love their waifus enough to pretend they walk around with them wherever they go

Also they think 3DPD waifus are any different even though they admit they rewrite their own waifus to make them perfect

>>199740

/mai/, I mean

>>199150

I am 5'9 and have fucked over 70 women. A guy I know at the gym is 5'2 and has a smoking hot girlfriend. Another gym guy I know is 5'3 and has a really hot girlfriend. Yet another guy I know is 5'4 and gets plenty of action.

Height matters less than you think it does. It only matters if you let it. Plenty of women prefer guys around their own height. And I would rather be short than a tall, awkward, clumsy guy

>>199798

>I'm bragging on /pig/.

Come on, man. Do it around your friends, watching American football, not here.

>>199838

The definition of "normie" shifts more than the definiton of the Aryan race.

https://wizchan.org/wiz/res/72165.html

>The Wizard is the ultimate existential rebel. He rejects his material-biological placement in this plane of existence. He refuses to be a human, primate, ape, mammal, animal, biological organism, material object. He enters into a real of Absolute Freedom. He is bound to no natural law. He is consciousness in revolt against the flesh. The victory of the Mind and Spirit over matter. We are Reason in Revolt against the Universe.

>>199918

That's why they cry, and cry, and cry, for not having a qt grillfriend?

>>199798

At my office there is around 30 women and like 10 men, everyone makes fun of me because of my height and because I like to draw, they call me stupid shit like "Minion" and I don't know how the hell they got to know I have a very small penis.

I have had this Job only for 3 years, but College was the same, I was the shortest of the last group I was in in the last semester, Including women.

I have NEVER seen a woman that likes short men, just very ugly ones that get rejected and settle with some manlet beta inferior male.

>>200053

Maybdn't you shouldn't take Internet memery so seriously.

https://wizchan.org/wiz/res/72355.html

Fascinating.

>>200176

I wonder if the wizmen will actually respond to that thread and detail their lives. I'm mildly interested as well, but chances are it's going to be scuttled because the OP is a "failed normie" or some bullshit.

Which is a shame.

How do you access the website?

>>200863

Just be yourself :)

The meta threads are the most fun to troll.

Some of those autists can get really worked up.

The 'cuck' thread on meta is definitely one of my current favorites.

>>200864

b-but I have a very limited sense of self and get most of my thoughts and opinions from the people around me…

>>200873

Copy paste the link.

https://wizchan.org/lounge/res/71641.html

So edgy.

>>200565

This has to be soft trolling. Its too bad to be real

>>199838

>Normies have to interact with a wide range of people quite different from them, and this grounds them, it gives them perspective

Not really, 'normies' only like to hang around with people like them, the difference is in the details

Mainly most 'normies' never dwell too much into stuff, they never get really involved with anything, specially stuff that isn't 'trending' somehow

Its the same with relationships: they evade anyone who is perceived as a loser like the plague. One thing is liking the 'underdog' type but even hipster 'normies' with their eternal quest for rarity only go for stuff that's rare but still popular within their group, their certainly don't go for obscure shit nobody in the 'normiesphere' likes or even knows about

Another key difference: 'normies' never ever hold to a set of belief if they become extremely unpopular. This is becoming more prevalent now that ever before with 'normies' changing allegiances all the time so as to avoid any IRL conflicts

>>201635

Wow, you really hate normal people. How many times have we seen wizards complain that they thought normies were making fun of them or setting them up by asking them to join them on a boys night? Funny how whenever we extend a branch you spit on us and then wonder why you are hated.

https://wizchan.org/meta/res/16136.html

This threads getting heated.

https://wizchan.org/wiz/res/72954.html

https://wizchan.org/lounge/res/71069.html

>>201648

Because why the hell would we want to join something we hate as much as you hate our loser crap we enjoy?!

>>204365

What loser crap? Be specific. I'm engaged and enjoy anime. She doesn't, but she also hates Amy Winehouse. You see normal people enjoy all the stuff you do. Except maybe the tulpa stuff. You don't have the buying power to influence anime or anything else. Except maybe the sex doll market. I don't imagine many get bought by normies.

>>199838

Problem is, as we should all know, a lot of people's entire experience with social interaction is almost entirely negative. Hard to tell people to "go out and talk to people" when they hear it as "Stick your hand back in the fire, it'll stop hurting eventually"

Of course, social groups that allegedly serve social outcasts nowadays just become absolute shithole echo chambers that make them even worse.

>>204367

To be fair, I am an outsider even on wizardchan, since I like cartoons, maybe I have some sort of brain damage.

Oh I am also ugly, ugly as sin.

>>204424

>I like cartoons therefore I have brain damage.

What kind of retarded way of thinking is this? Or are you trying too hard to fit in this board?

>>204383

They could just go out to jazz joints and stuff. The number of younger people there is going to be small, and very friendly. The older people there will also be friendly. It's a good place to practice socializing. Who's going to "burn" them there? Just socialize a little at a time. It's not like high school or even college. Also if you see a bro type group of frat boys, just walk away. I've had a frat turn on me. Like a pack of hyena, only all it takes to make them back down is to act like you don't give a fuck either way. Don't take their out away by threatening them back, but don't flinch or act like you're scared. Act excited about the prospect of a fight. For all the posturing they do, those boys don't want to actually fight, because it hurts and they are pussies who had to pay for friends because they were afraid to live on their own. As pathetic as wizards may seem, at least they aren't so afraid to be on their own that they'd pay to live with a bunch of other losers who vow to have each others backs. So why be afraid? The last thing "Chad" wants is to lose front teeth. He's a pretty boy, right? Well pretty boys don't get into street fights. So what's he going to do, threaten you to death? Make fun of your hair? Who do you actually have to be afraid of? What do you have left to lose?

>>204467

Plus, jazz is sweet.

>>204467

what if you are a tiny effeminte bitchboi?

>>204560

Oh, for fuck's sake just take basket weaving courses.

>>204560

So you're into men? I'm bi. Welcome to the club. No frat boy has ever gotten past the chest thumping stage with me. One called me a faggot and I said "so" and that pretty much ended it. One of his frat brothers is gay. I mean the guy was flaming and he flamed out the door. Was pretty funny.

It's not very PC for "chads" to pick on flaming queers. So just be yourself and avoid redneck bars, I guess. I don't know. I don't flame.

Man up.

>>204475

You're thinking of blues, but he's not ready for that yet.

>>204564

Sorry. Terrible example. Should have tried link first.

Some guy found the most interesting group of alleged Wizchan users. According to him, the channel is absolutely hilarious. See for yourselves:

http://cytu.be/r/meta_discussion

>>165629

>/pol/

>/pol/

>/pol/

>/pol/

So is /cow/ essentially for butthurt leftist nigger teenagers?

Hot damn you guys are triggered by everything

>>204584

I think he was talking about the people who take everything /pol/ says at face value, ya dingus.

>>204584

People like to see how you /pol/acks spill the spaghetti when someone hurt your feelings as much as we like to watch SJWs do the same.

You both are easily triggered, ones start ucks, sperging about the Patriarchy and misogyny, the others about cucks and race mixing, and the Trilateral Commission.

>>204563

Why the hell does looking effeminate means I am in to men? I didnt choose this body.

You are exactly like my coworkers.

>women reject you? go gay! lol

>>204926

http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/gay-straight-face-shape_n_4232987.html

Closet case.

>>204947

>5'9" is manlet

I am fucking 5'4"

>>205094

see

>>204943

5'2" manlet with a wife and kid. If he can do it than so can you.

>>205094

Well Tommy Burns was five foot 7. We are talking about heavyweight world champions. Not ordinary people. So at five foot 4 you're still not at that great a disadvantage. You're just featherweight sized. Some of those guys could easily beat the an ordinary large person to death. So stop being such a pussy.

>>204947

>>205189

Leave motivating manlets to the actual powerlifting monster!

http://chaosandpain.blogspot.de/2014/06/manlet-power.html