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9f11f4 No.125119[Last 50 Posts]

The time for the kiwi farms retarded cyberbullies to get their own ED page of shame has come. In this thread, gather as much intel on them as possible. Private threads, leaked chatlogs, anything to expose them

and while we're at it, let's do something about null's outdated page, his plan to take over 8chan to further grow his internet iron fist cannot go unoticed and must be stopped at all cost

a5330c No.125123

On a better note, did any of you guys catch that laverne cox thread this past weekend? That shit was hilarious.


7d1d05 No.125125

Null isn't taking over shit, he's on a tight leash being held by a fucking cripplemidget.


9fb291 No.125128

>>125119

Sorry homo. No personal army requests. Just because they kicked your faggot ass off the farm don't come trying to play us against them. Don't you have some cowfiction to write? I mean really asshole this was the best plan that you could come up with. I'll be sure to let the farms know that you're back in play. Dumb fuck.


9fb291 No.125131

Or should I say Not Halfasianbob/ friend of a log. I guess you don't have to worry about losing your password here right? Look sharp. We have a bona dude cow in our midst.


7a23bf No.125136

>>125119

I believe there's a conflict of interest here.

Also asking for a personal army is kind of 2009 4chan /b/, we don't really do that here; you're a faggot.


9fb291 No.125143

For real. Look this guy up. He's a straight fucking cow that got busted out at foxdicks. He's been trying to get revenge on them for a while now. He fucking fails every fucking time. He even tried to set up a wiki to get back at fox dicks. Fuck this faggot.


9fb291 No.125146

File: 1433878529658.jpg (125.94 KB, 640x1055, 128:211, image.jpg)

See. Looks kind of familiar doesn't it?


7c1e9e No.125149

>>125143

He does sound butthurt, that's for sure.

Either way /cow/ is kind of a stupid place to try and go all apeshit on foxdicks since so many of our posters post there too. And I'm sure a lot of others are like me and don't have an account but at least go over there once in awhile to read a thread or two.

We bust on them but they aren't that bad over there as far as I can tell.


9f11f4 No.125163

come on guys, I'm just asking for help to fight our comon enemy


d9a2d1 No.125165

File: 1433881330743.gif (854.94 KB, 500x281, 500:281, reallynigga.gif)

Xalver backwards is Revlax which is NEETspeak for having the turboshits.


9fb291 No.125168

No faggot. You're the enemy. I'm declaring a fatwa on xalver. We will hunt you down like the tranny beast Phillip Ahuviya Harel. So anyway xalver, are you still fucking dogs?


9f11f4 No.125173

>>125168

less than null fappin' to cp and sucking hotwheels dick


d9a2d1 No.125174

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FATWA ENGAGED

SQUADRON LEADER REPORTIN'

315th KEK INFANTRY


d9a2d1 No.125178

File: 1433883432769.jpg (91.62 KB, 603x485, 603:485, deeplydisturbed.jpg)

>foxdicks shitting on him

Xalver And His Cowfic Wiki

https://kiwifar.ms/threads/xalver-and-his-cowfic-wiki.6174/

Dude also listens to Disturbed. hahahahahahahaha what a faggot


d9a2d1 No.125179

File: 1433883919093.gif (2.2 MB, 281x500, 281:500, KTIby3D.gif)


9fb291 No.125180

Haha Xalver admits to ducking dogs!!!! I can't wait till the farms find out that you admitted to fucking dogs. Dog fucker!! Haha!!! What kind of dogs do you fuck? Have you ever fucked an elderly dog?


9fb291 No.125181

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File: 1433884301170-1.jpg (73.43 KB, 640x1036, 160:259, image.jpg)

Here's some more examples of his fucking mental retardation. Fuck you xalver. Fuck. You.


1c5530 No.125182

Dude. While I agree that the foxdicks need an article on ED, OP went about this in the most autistic way possible. I always thought the notice to hide your powerlevel on the farms was unnecessary but obviously it's not.

[S]Your first mistake was namefagging, although it could be a reverse PA request by another troll.[/S]


d9a2d1 No.125184

File: 1433884778275.gif (845.48 KB, 418x273, 418:273, Bmt0rgX.gif)

>>125182

This shit took me five minutes because namefags namefag everywhere.


9fb291 No.125186

I just want Null to let me go back to the farms. I'd suck his dick if had too. Its not rright the way he kicked me off of there. He reallly just needs to apologise to me and let me come back.


706123 No.125221

File: 1433888999746.gif (1.57 MB, 768x432, 16:9, 1429993247790.gif)

>>125181

>Joshua Moon (aka null/ichverbot/ibanz): primarly for runing the memory of parkourdude91, and banning the moleman trolls (i was banned from the kiwifarms for faggotory, but this is irrelevant).


8fe044 No.125224

>>125186

Just change your IP, clear your cookies, and get a different username. Haha holy shit retard, are you serious?


7ecb71 No.125237

>>125119

>ED

People still use that shit?


fcd9c6 No.125255

I'm sick to death of you fucking faggots and you're whiny bullshit. if you don't like the site nobody is making you visit. The best part of visiting this board is the fact that I get to see you pussies whine about me while I'm on the fast track to one day banning your sorry asses from this site too lol.


be3862 No.125259

>>125255

Did you even read the thread? There is like one person complaining about you.


aa7fe8 No.125262

>>125259

probably not really null.

i cant remember his tripcode though


e056af No.125263

Oh fuck you. The Kiwi farms FOREVER!! XDXDXDXD


bcb690 No.125265

>>125255

Nice reading comprehension there.


719024 No.125266

>>125259

That's not Null's trip. This is Null's trip >>109692

Given the fact that >>125255 mentioned "banning your sorry asses from this site too lol". I'd say it was Xalver being a faggot.

Although, Null will eventually show up. He always does.


fcd9c6 No.125267

MenRulz, its cancer like you that makes outsiders hate us. Tone down the faggotry for Godbear's sake.


cd68fd No.125270

>>125255

>I'm on the fast track to one day banning your sorry asses from this site too lol.

Hey now, hotwheels specifically said you'd have no moderator position :^)

Maybe we should screencap this and put it in the /operate/ thread :^)))))


808665 No.125275

i found these kiwi farms people when looking about nick bate

they are cancer so much it was annoying reading part of the thread about him


e056af No.125280

>>125267

Huurrr le autism boogieman XDXDXDXDXD

Fuck autists. Fuck them all. XDXDXDXDXD


e056af No.125282

>>125255

Hey unban me faggot


fcd9c6 No.125285

Still crying about me? lolololol you fags need lives.


e056af No.125286

>>125285

Nobody gives a shit you misogynist.


fcd9c6 No.125288

lel 1v1 me m8, fuck your soggy knees.


e056af No.125290

>>125288

>implying >implying >implying >implying >implying >implying >implying >implying >implying >implying >implying >imp


706123 No.125291

>>125255

>I'm on the fast track to one day banning your sorry asses from this site too lol.

Looks like Xalver is not too far from the truth :)


e056af No.125292

Reminder that Null was intimidated by MrEnter


fcd9c6 No.125298

>>125291

lol, you fuckers don't think I already have access to IPs of posters here? XD


3a4709 No.125318

File: 1433896751263.jpg (14.45 KB, 480x341, 480:341, stole ur meme.jpg)

I heard this second hand but apparently the site Admin white knighted the shit out of 5 guys and when his hypocrisy was pointed out he said something to the effect of "Chris chan harasses womyn so it's OK when I do it."


736105 No.125321

>>125255

And how do you propose to do that? Tell me your plan.


736105 No.125322

>>125270

Le meme face. Why?


0d3ee9 No.125352

>>125321

I'm not a Bond villain you fucking retard.


706123 No.125398

>>125352

Sometimes we think you're trying to be one

Remember the good time you gave Coty? :^)


10fa23 No.125410

>>125352

>your

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41135b No.125419

File: 1433924819536.jpg (95.43 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, maxresdefault.jpg)

>>125119

>>>/f1/ here

null looks like a retarded version of jolyon palmer


ee345f No.125421

>>125419

Holy shit I see it.


8fe044 No.125429

File: 1433929537751.jpg (126.15 KB, 1600x1209, 1600:1209, 1431978760144.jpg)

ITT: Kiwi farms advertisement.

Thanks Xavier


9f11f4 No.125506

>>125352

youre not a bond villain, youre a pedophile who is manipulating hotwheels

he is spending lots of time and effort to fight pedos and cp on 8chan and now he hired a confirmed pedo? and why he donated so much money to your shitty infinity project while he has enough trouble getting money to run HIS site?

I will stop at nothing to prevent you from ou taking over this site, like how sjws took over 4chan


319793 No.125507

>faggots pretending to be faggots pretending to be fighting

>more than likely just one sad fat man replying to himself

sadness


6d7dd7 No.125508

Null is love, Null is life!


9fb291 No.125509

The onl way for him to make me stop trolling him is for reenstatement of me as kiwi famrs member. With mod rites. I will make him my troll fuck toi otherwise. I will nut stand for troll pedo rapists. Rape should be concentual. Between too people. Or animals or whatever.


6d7dd7 No.125510

>>125506

any more of your shit and you will be banned you dumb ass dick bag. Null is a better person then you will ever be, your a butt hurt degenerate that even furries would not accept you colossal bitch


6d7dd7 No.125511

>>125509

but everyone hates you and even the african american gentlmen tht use your ravaged boy pussy would not miss you


878988 No.125513

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>125259

>>125265

>>125270

>>125291

>>125321

You guys got pranked by a literal moutbreathing retard with a proxy. noice.

video related it's xalver, my favorite e-stalker. Most of the people who try to fuck around with me to do the "ha ha Null's just a lolcow :^) ebin" schtick, but not Xalver. Xalver has said repeatedly he wants me to die or go to jail for some reason.

Background: Xalver is a furry who hates Adam Wan. I don't remember what Adam is, but I think he was a DeviantArt pornographer who drew "toonphile" porn, or r34 of things like loony tunes. Xalver got really pissed off when people started calling the toonphiles furries and eventually got banned by Saney or Dunsparce or something. He blamed me for it personally even though I had no involvement and had no idea who he was until he tried befriending people in /cow/'s IRC to form some trolling group. He's a fanboy of Candy and holds a grudge against me for banning her from the forum over a year ago.

He's perpetually on /cow/, trying to PA request against various people and sucking up to /cwc/ oldfags on IRC.

Backup of video:

https://static.kiwifar.ms/public/video/game%20demonstration-H8vnPUIWEUs.webm

Thread on Xalver:

https://kiwifar.ms/threads/xalver-and-his-cowfic-wiki.6174/

Enjoy.


6d7dd7 No.125515

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a3968f No.125516

>>125513

I'm not up to date on my /cow/ meta, but I'm pretty sure that even candy laughs at him.


b82c2e No.125518

>>125513

Woody-chan, A-Stump and now Xalver. Who hasn't acted like a butthurt retard against you after getting banned is probably an easier question.


878988 No.125523

>>125516

Oh, I'm sure. I'm just saying he has a crush on her or something. He always words it awkwardly as "banning the Moleman trolls", but the only one I ever banned was Candy, so I'm thinking there's something like that XalverXCandy is my OTP.


ce24fe No.125524

k i w i farms is like 100% chicks on the first page, all the do is fuck with annoying attention whores none of it is funny


b756da No.125528

>>125513

You're trollshielding.


feb031 No.125530

>>125513

Care to comment on Robert Wayne Stiles' desire to fuck you?


878988 No.125532

>>125528

k

>>125530

i'm a pretty handsome guy what can i say


0d3ee9 No.125537

>>125513

Wow this faggot here with his fake trip. And Calved, being a babyfur is not the same as pedophile.


878988 No.125540

>>125537

fite me irl


b82c2e No.125542

>>125537

Xalver, give it up. You're already the new Robbie Rotten.


cd8d0e No.125545

NULL is love, NULL is life


cd8d0e No.125546

Th NULL is our master.The NULL chooses who will go and who will stay.


cd8d0e No.125548

>>125509

NULL found you lacking and expelled you for your grevious faggotry


b756da No.125552

>>125540

I'd pay to see that.


b82c2e No.125554

File: 1433958508902.jpg (124.7 KB, 632x483, 632:483, image.jpg)

ITT


53e6e8 No.125557

>>125224

It doesn't work for him here. His squeeky little girl voice gives him away every time.

He also spergs about the same shit nobody cares about all the time, so he'd be recognizable for that, too.


0d3ee9 No.125558

>>125545

>implying a guy who used to threaten to rape women over the internet is anything other than a massive faggot.


706123 No.125559

>>125513

Sorry to inform you Null, but your personal army request has been denied.

Have a good day.


b82c2e No.125560

>>125558

Not trying to be the Null Internet Defense Force, but if you read that thread, it turned out to be a spat between Null and that one girl.


53e6e8 No.125561

File: 1433959072956.webm (183.66 KB, 960x540, 16:9, gr8b8m8.webm)


878988 No.125562

>>125559

>pa request

lmfao. what was my request? xalver's sperging is just funnier when you know why he's doing it. i have a bunch of people like xalver, but they usually have better reasons.

4am here so im going to bed.


0d3ee9 No.125565

>>125560

Well since you put it that way, I'll take it all back. Who here doesn't know how often a simple spat with a woman online can easily end with you telling her you'll break into her house and rape her?


bd9933 No.125570

>>125565

Sounds like the kind of thing Rika would do. Just wow.


d0497a No.125577

File: 1433961168599.png (254.52 KB, 500x839, 500:839, kiwitranslated.png)

Plz no bully Null or Kiwis

←—————BULLY FREE ZONE—————–→


cd8d0e No.125578

>>125570

She has turned her life around and is not a lolcow.she is a contributing member of society and has been off drugs for two weeks and has a wonderful supportive boyfriend


cd8d0e No.125581

Also I am straight as an arrow and even I would let NULL ravage my body and stretch out my throat until he has filled every hole in my slender farm with his essence…no homo


bd9933 No.125586

>>125578

She? Also is the new one under 70?


cd8d0e No.125588

>>125586

He is 55 but looks 44 and is nice and kind and loving and respectful he even bought her a new phone


0d3ee9 No.125595

>>125588

Good ol' Robbay, robbing the grave like a sugar baby/booker.


8e7217 No.125616

Ok seriously where did this shit about Null being a pedo come from? I've been wondering for so long now.


37db52 No.125617

>>125616

Some stupid bitch got mad because NULL would not give her the duck so tried to ruin his rep..like mattress girl but smaller feet


bd9933 No.125622

>>125588

Hi Rika. Nice to have some evidence that this is in fact you. We hadn't had confirmation. Library?


d773e2 No.125637

File: 1433968858585.gif (2.6 MB, 260x291, 260:291, AresHoldingHisCock.gif)

Rika is a fucking mess.

I told people at work about him. We have a pool going that she'll be dead in a year from AIDS or accidental overdose. Who wants in on the odds? I can take PayPal or Bitcoin.


bd9933 No.125640

>>125637

It takes a long time to die from aids, so my bet is on overdose.


feb031 No.125647

>>125637

Is he living on the streets? Exposure'll kill him good.


ca753f No.125648


bd9933 No.125660

>>125647

In New Jersey this time of year? Not unless it's a heat wave. I'd give him to January.


f46267 No.125663

File: 1433971575549.gif (611.66 KB, 300x269, 300:269, thatoneniggafromholesclapp….gif)

>>125637

>dat filename


706123 No.125668

>>125648

What the kek is this wiki?


4f4f99 No.125673

>>125668

A never-completed wiki about Null. The best part is the link to the 121 page thread (http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=182825.0) about Null on the minecraft forum he had been a part of since around age 12. Mister Fagtastic can claim that all these accusations are from people who are jealous of the kiwi farms but these blockland faggots are not affialiated with the CWC-sphere in any way and don't give a shit about the kiwi farms.


ce9c7a No.125675

>>125562

Not sure if you'll end up reading this but since you're designing the new interface for 8chan can we have an infinite scroll option like they have on halfchan? I really like that feature.


ce9c7a No.125678

>>125673

Are people this butt ravaged about Null because he's in a position to ban them or something?

I don't really know him but he seems to be hated way out of proportion from the way he currently acts. Maybe he was worse in the past or something, I don't really know? I read his ED page and it didn't really stick out to me considering what else we encounter on /cow/ and elsewhere.


c9976d No.125696

File: 1433976117037.gif (2.23 MB, 320x384, 5:6, laughing-slav-girl.gif)

>this board talks about retards and lolcows, most not even that bad

>turns out the head cwckifag is a manchild pedophile who jerks to fantasies of raping little boys, became a laughingstock on a forum for minecraft or whatever the fuck

>after he was talking about lolcows 5ever

>after he led his forum on a crusade against wizardchan

>bullies the members of his pathetic forum now and is trying to scam them

>NO STOP TRYING TO PIT US AGAINST THEM SHUT THE FUCK UP JEW NO PERSONAL ARMY

God. Get this guy's dick out of your mouth you fucking scumbags. He's a pedophile manchild who runs a forum to document (to an autistic level) and make fun of cows yet is absolute sub human trash himself, he is in essence the perfect lolcow. Now he's shrunk in the face of being exposed and is throwing an autistic tantrum and trying to scam people.

When did you all start having the cwckifags' dicks in your mouth? Null is a piece of fucking shit. You all are defending him because you're probably all edgy pedos like him.


f46267 No.125705

>>125696

lol go back to tumblr, you retarded faggot


d0497a No.125720

File: 1433979228629.png (343.33 KB, 679x673, 679:673, nullglaiveadventure.png)

>>125696

>defending wizardchan

Wizardchan and Sluthate have a far higher concentration of open pedos.

Perhaps you are pointing the finger in the wrong direction.


706123 No.125734

>>125696

Don't talk loudly like that, you're talking shit about the future owner of 8chan :^)


99dedf No.125735

lol at how all null's friends showed up to white knight. null isn't the worst of the degenerates but he certainly deserves to be ridiculed. how anyone can defend him after reading the first post from that 121-page thread is a mystery.


3a4709 No.125757

Holy Fuck!

I just noticed that they added proffered pronouns.


feb031 No.125765

>>125757

You mean preferred pronouns?

And we thought Foxdick couldn't get any more cancerous.


f3f732 No.125770

>>125696

Gonna have to agree here. Null is the biggest lolcow of them all.


d30d58 No.125804

I'm the real xalver, and null is trying to claim I posted this.

Can the mods confirm that the op is null please?

Also: I AM NEVER GOING TO NAMEFAG EVER AGAIN BECAUSE OF THIS SHIT


d30d58 No.125807

File: 1433988746469-0.jpg (150.69 KB, 640x960, 2:3, image.jpg)

File: 1433988746469-1.jpg (135.03 KB, 640x960, 2:3, image.jpg)

>>125804

Here is the proof


4da12c No.125822

>>125807

You probably went on a different device to post. Stop being a feg.


4da12c No.125827

>>125822

And I'm pretty sure your post ID changed. You've pulled this shit before Xalver.


2706d8 No.125828

>>125827

Enemy?


2706d8 No.125829

>>125827

>>125828

Meant to link to him saying he wants to fight our common enemy. Like we really are in some battle with another site.


4da12c No.125834

>>125829

Like he's confusing laughing at the kiwis with some sort of retard holy war. And that's before you get to the fact that there's a ton of crossover between both sites.




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