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2f8280 No.127316

Who is the worst lol/cow/ in your opinion to ever exist?

While the obvious answer to many would be Chris I find Nick Bate is probably the worst person I have ever seen.

943473 No.127332

>>127316

Nick Bate.

Moviebob makes me angry though.

Chris isn't so bad, he's just the most well known.


3cf212 No.127336

A-Log always made me rage back when he was active


a6462d No.127338

>>127316

Nick Bate is not even a lolcow, he is a legitimate child predator.


2f8280 No.127351

>>127336

What is it about Chis's autism that makes other autistics try to attack him?


9736fe No.127353

Not the worst one. Not morally or even in terms of influence… but MrEnter pisses me off the most because I sincerely feel like I'm taking crazy pills when I'm talking about him. His opinions are insane and uninformed.He's got an annoying nasally voice and terrible editing. He has a nonexistent sense of humor and an unbearable smugness.

And somehow he is very popular. Even SJW media-darlings like Brianna Wu or Zoey Quinn have just as many haters as white knights. But not MrEnter.


147423 No.127358

In terms of sheer awfulness, Nick Bate or Laurelai are probably the worst. Most of the SJWs piss me off, but they haven't done anything truly terrible, just self-serving and sanctimonious.


3cf212 No.127368

>>127351

They see a part of themselves in Chis. Chis is the biggest lolcow in Internet history, and they hate Chis because he gives autists like them a baaaaaad name


943473 No.127373

>>127368

God I hate group think. One shitty autists means all autists name goes down, just like how women can't have flaws in movies or else its sexist. They can't be individuals, they have to have a positive image.


2487a8 No.127386

Anthony Burch, easy. Because things could have gone so much better if he let them.


c025d8 No.127427

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Ozma

I dare you to name another fat, stupid cunt responsible for more damage than her.


93f57b No.127452

Without a doubt, Nick. There's nothing more disgusting than pedophiles, especially one who smears his shit and semen on his walls.


84fd4f No.127454

>>127368

It's more that you see everything you hate about yourself and everything you fear becoming personified, like some goddamn Heartless of autism.


d7c880 No.127507

Rika, Nick Bate, or Laurelai.

Robb and Nick share each other's worst qualities, and Laurelai is a scumbag with no equal.


76840e No.127516

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Robb by a mile only because Nick Bate is going to get killed within a year.


c8893c No.127531

Would have to go with Introman he is a criminal and a sociopath, also he raped a girl but his parents covered it up


c8893c No.127532

>>127516

>>127507

Natalie was never a Lolcow…she was a confused young woman, she got a good man, a good job, and put her life together, also she has been off drugs for over two weeks now and is happy….beating a dead horse is basically a logging


c8893c No.127534

That being said, an untapped lolcow would be kitty katsune…we should troll her and try to get nudes


8cf3ed No.127537

>>127531

>>127532

>>127534

Sir, if you are claiming to be a high ranking NCR officer, you will need to show proof of identification, preferably proof of the 30 mile long invisible penis.


c8893c No.127539

>>127537

Fuck off troll…you will be banned if you use my trip again…k,thnkx,bye


8cf3ed No.127542

>>127539

Sir if you do not bring out the invisopenis for verificaiton you can't be let on the Sector D line to head to the test labs. It's company policy.


70dfe1 No.127545

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>>127542

Suck it bitch, you tried to ban me but I am unbanale…I am the master of the net and if you ban me again I will take down this site as I have in the past


76840e No.127546

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>127531

>>127532

>>127534

>>127537

>>127539

>>127542

You're really good at impersonating people. I'll just say that.


8cf3ed No.127548

>>127545

Sir, to verify the invisopenis you are required to tape cheese to it and scream at your neighbors.


943473 No.127558

>>127507

>Laurelai

At the risk of asking to be spoonfed info, the shit I seen of Laurelai doesn't seem so bad to me (Don't know much about Laurelai though). What am I missing?


a105b5 No.127559

Deeker or Nick Bate


94eb7c No.127561

>>127558

He bullied lesbians into having sex with him by threatening to publicly denounce them as transphobic if they refused.


943473 No.127563

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>>127561

What an asshole. Fuck, how did I miss this?


70dfe1 No.127564

>>127561

so what? lesbians act like they have park avenue cootch…maybe some dick will make them shut the fuck uo for once

(GOD, YOU'RE PATHETIC)

70dfe1 No.127566

Cis -women want to be humilated and dominated…why do you think so manhy fuck niggers? it is srguably safer then beastility….treating a woman like a princess is dumb,, they will like it for about a day and a half then call you a pussy….now hit her ,borrow money from her, fuck her sister…she will stay forever…wpomen love to be psychologicly abused look at child birth….most painful thing in the world and they love ther children more then anything…first guy that fucks them..hurts horribly but they alwasy feeel he is special…women love and crave pain…they call it a good hurt….women are worthless …their only use is to pleasure men and they cant even do that…like having a nigger that wont work….fucking useless


70dfe1 No.127569

>>127563

dont umanize cunts….i understand as a compassionate men it is tempting but they are not people like you and me….they live their life around a sex fetish..there whole life and identity is revolved around sex…they are nothing fuck toys


70c5cc No.127570

Welcome back Robbay


70dfe1 No.127571

>>127570

i am not Rob


70c5cc No.127573

>>127571

Uh huh.


70dfe1 No.127574

trans womyn are superior in every way, no period, cant't get pregnant , knows what feels good, wont play game about sex like women will. Also Trans WOmyn are more feminine that any Cis Woman


70dfe1 No.127575

would also like to mention A nice tight boy pussy feels a LOT better then some smelly bacteria factory that is basically a third arm pit between there legs


48d577 No.127576

>>127573

No, really, it's some cunt impersonating Robb (yes, unfathomable as such a depth may be) to generate inverse-trolling cocks by 'pretending to be retarded.'

Disregard for the synthetic shit it is (this is all far too coherent, not to mention contrived), and move on.


70dfe1 No.127577

and you know when a Womyn is aroused none4 of that bullshit you get with women that are born decievers….if a Womayn is aroused you will see her ladystick get hard and even start spurting when you put it in her just right…and with each squirt of cum you can feel her pussy tighten around your cock….women just bitch and lay there and ask you to hurry up…a womyn apreciates it and wont waste a drop of preious cum a woman will just bitch about it getting in her hair and act like a faggot the rest of the day


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70dfe1 No.127582


7b0719 No.127631

>>127577

If you can read faces you can tell when a woman is aroused.


0af50b No.127637

>>127558

https://archive.today/1DmNf

>She got me drunk and forced me to suck her off, penetrate her, and eat her semen.

>eat her semen

>her


94eb7c No.127653

>>127631

Autistic people can't into non-verbal cues, though, which explains why Rob and his impersonator need to rely on penises


e6ef62 No.127654

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>127577

Robbay was a man who thought he was a woman, but he really was a man.


cf2de8 No.127656

>>127653

I may have autism but I am still four times the man you are bitch


d7c880 No.127658

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>>127564

Way to impersonate me by disagreeing with me.


9ca92b No.127660

>>127564

>trying to type out a tripcode

God, you really are pathetic


cf2de8 No.127663

>>127660

Your pathetic


cf2de8 No.127664

>>127658

My ruse would have worked but I was too hasty….but you will all fall before me…one day…


94eb7c No.127676

>>127664

No, we won't


cf2de8 No.127682

>>127676

I have taken DOWN 8 chan before…I will do it again if.forced


94eb7c No.127686

>>127682

No, you didn't


a6462d No.127690

>>127561

That makes no sense. Lesbians would not give a fuck if somebody said they didn't want a dick, whoever had sex with him just wanted a dick and was BI.


7b0719 No.127704

>>127682

I still can't believe you think that and posted nudes. What a lolcow.


7b0719 No.127709

>>127663

You're. Think you are. Your mom is a teacher. You're an autist.


69a1d0 No.127713

>>127682

>I have taken DOWN 8 chan before

Please cite sources next time.

See me after class

F-


4e1bc9 No.127748

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>>127537

FUCK OFF NCR SCUM


6d766a No.127749

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>>127682

Wow bro you're hardcore!


df4ff8 No.127754

A lot of name fagging going on today.


10efa7 No.127763

>>127682

Can you even proof that?


10efa7 No.127764

>>127763

*prove


e20d4e No.127771

>>127316

As far as shitty human beings go, Laurelai

As far as best milk produced, Chris


97ecbb No.127776

>>127771

Was Laurelai the one who set up all those pedo honeypots on here and gave it to some retards that hate GG?


7b0719 No.127777

>>127776

If we knew that we'd call the po po.


6ae9ff No.127786

Nick Bate. His milk isn't even that funny just horrifying.


943473 No.127791

>>127786

Him masterbating with feces to prove he isn't a pedo is pretty fucking funny if you didn't watch the video.


4e2f74 No.127850

>thread about the worst cows

>robb shows up and tries to derail the thread

Is this fate, or is robb trying way too hard to stay relevant? Either way, it's my pick for worst cow.


60cbe1 No.127853

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>>127351

Easy mode and "troll shielding". A-Log was the most obvious example; weird, fat, ugly, bizarre fetishes and delusions of grandeur… "but at least I'm not Chris!". So they dogpile, THEY get to be the cruel and funny bullies for a change, and since everyone else is doing it, he must be a legitimate bad person, so they're not really being assholes, Chris has it coming! Plus, if we're all pointing and laughing at Chris, that's just eyes not focusing in on them.


97ecbb No.127858


56e636 No.128149

Would KingMasterReview count? I really cannot stand the guy. The fact that he repeats himself ad nauseam on his videos just proves how important it is to script out your rants, reviews and commentaries. The fact he's gay for Silver the Hedgehog doesn't help his argument, either. (his infamous video, where he butt-fucks Silver is a pretty damn good example)

KMR is the type that really doesn't belong on YouTube.

…and while we're on the subject on YouTube, Duane Skip McAllen's (SailorMoonRed1) brother, Scott is arguably another LOLcow that irritates me because of his habit of closing his YouTube channels after uploading one or two videos that're actually worse than Duane's. At least with Duane, you're guaranteed material that doesn't last more than several hours.


ef1a22 No.128172

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>>128149

>KMR

>2015

did blackbustercritic do another sonic brainfart what the fuck


50fa32 No.128485

>>128172

I wish he did, he still hasn't done one on Richard Kuta


85fcc2 No.158746

Enter. He is boring.


85fcc2 No.158747

Actual answer would be Nick Bate. He is creepy.


451d6a No.189477

>>127853

Goddamn he looks so much like Psyguy it's creepy. Why is it that all fat men with goatees look alike?


7e0c1b No.189502

Rika drugs and rapes people, in addition to playing with his poo and purposely spreading stds through prostitution, and then bragging about it. He's cabbage.


59a848 No.189504

>>127682

>I have taken DOWN 8chan before

Hi null


ab3bb4 No.189516

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>>127516

>Nick Bate is going to get killed within a year.

I only hope the gruesome details will somehow reach this board after this happens.


0643a4 No.189737

Darksyde Phil is not as bad as Rika, Nick Bate, and Laurelai, but he is pretty terrible for his own reasons. DSP exploited and scammed his friends when they worked together, spending their money on toys and a BMW. Then when they try to call him out, he does whatever is possible to shut them up by abusing the Youtube flag system to get their videos off of Youtube. He's known to act like a dick out of the Internet with/without his gold-digging girlfriend (He treated people like shit in tourneys).


588158 No.189743

>>127566

>Cis

Jews, don't become a cow yourself.


f33c57 No.189793

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a92de7 No.189930

Nick Bate and Robert Casio are the first ones that come to my mind.


289265 No.189990

Pretty much, mate. The shuddercow variant exists soley from these two reprobates. I don't hate Chris, A-log, or the autobot. But shuddercows are where I start gibbering.


8a3fef No.190182

>>127316

Fucking mr.brianna wu and that blue landwhale mandy harpoons

They are not just bad people but truly awful fucks who somehow managed to get shit for shitting his pants and doing nothing and ruin other people's lives in the process

They are downright evil, the way they manage to get back up after fucking out so much its staggering

>>127561

As much as I hate that shithead getting dykes to suck your dick or else they get hit by the same bullshit SJW logic they invented is genius, probably the only thing HE ever did that wasn't total shit




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