http://8archive.moe/v/thread/4397274/#4397737
http://8archive.moe/v/thread/4419710/#4419809
Sister thread in /sp/:
>>>/sp/175503
In a daring synthesis of cringe, GG attention whore, noted Dodger stalker and all around faggot PressFartToContinue has apparently found himself in the crosshairs of /sp/'s infamous UTV stalker.
UTV stalker's dossier on UTV on /sp/, since PDFs aren't allowed here:
>>>/sp/175507
Read the attached PDF and take a look at the image to see just what we're dealing with here.
Among gems from the UTV stalker:
>>>/sp/175823
How to make UTV enjoy my company more
Damsel in Distress
The first thing that I’ve learnt is that men love a ‘damsel in distress’, or in other words, a female who has real trouble and is in need of help. According to lovepanky magazine this is because men like to be treated like men, and this is bought out when they are given the chance to aid a woman with something. It makes them feel like the superior gender and this makes them more attracted to the woman and makes them enjoy their company more. Men simply love to be needed.
This is high-level autism, and I think we should encourage it, since there's bound to be milk here to be had.