/cow/ - Lolcows

>>128855

So, the crowd that I'm talking about uses this software to make masterpieces like this.

This is a part of a "Grounding Series". Where basically, some kid (often a cartoon character) does something, anything and get's grounded for life. Which would just be stupid, but these kids (maybe manchildren, not sure) are sometimes as dogmatic as some SJWs and from my observations, even easier to troll.

>GoAnimate

RIP Wacky Dad

>>128856

Merely, saying that GoAnimate is overpriced or terrible is a guarantee way to cause a shit storm and their little mob will attack you for it. They all seem to be obsessed with dumb kiddie shows like Caillou and Dora as well.

For the longest time, I thought it was some fetish shit but knowing a GoFag in person, I think it's just some extreme immaturity. And I do believe these kids and teens really do have this fixation of being grounded.

>>128859

Another thing used with this software are "rants" which is typical YT fare some faggot in front of a camera or just using static images. But these folk do things a little different. And by that, do a cookie cutter video where it's rant about something using a robot voice then announce the next thing they'll rant about. As shown in the vid related.

>>128862

Another "genre" of GoAnimate videos are "Dead Meat" videos. Which goes back to extreme punishments for minor shit or as an attack to fellow GoFags for liking a certain show or for "not respecting my opinion" which is bullshit for "you don't agree with me 100%, so fuck you and your dog".

Back to the topic on hand, in these characters or fellow Youtubers are given cards based on their behavior. The last card is the worst, and often means being expelled from school or some other ridiculous shit often with the ear-raping robot screaming and seizure inducing red-screen and shaking.

Needless to say, these videos are a massive clusterfuck.

There are thousands and thousands and thousands of GoAnimate spergs on Youtube

They are easy to milk, but they are all the same

>>128856

That video takes the same joke and repeats it time after time, each as poorly as the next, until it actually becomes funny.

I remember these videos. The voices sound so insincere, and the resulting video is so smug, that even if you happen to agree with every point the video is trying to make, you will hate it.

Worst of all is when they try to include someone representing a viewpoint they disagree with in the video, which can be seen in >>128904 but is even more obvious in vid related. It always becomes an incredibly apparent strawman.

>>128855

I saw this shit on foxdick and had no idea what to make of it.

How did the "grounded" thing originate? It feels like something sheltered middle school age autists might have gravitated towards in the early 90s.

>>128915

That's something I've been trying to figure out. But since the videos are all the same more or less and it's not uncommon for videos to get flagged and removed, I'm going to guess maybe some normal child thought it was funny, and posted it on Youtube and then the actual autists saw it and wanted to do that and resulted in what we have now. Because they just copy each other with no real twists, that question may never be answered.

There are some funny ones tho.

>>128915

I've wondered this too. I have a hard time imagining who'd make these beyond trolls, and the insane. I mean 40 fucking minutes?

>>128934

>40 minutes

You don't know the insanity of some of these guys. Some made a feature length film with this shit.

Cucks got on GoAnimate! too. It's painfull to watch as it's hard to admit there is people who actually have this fetish.

The Amazing Atheist

So this is where family guy gets their ideas?

>>129459

Nigga's one of us, practically

>>129016

I just watched that whole thing. Why.

>>128856

>a minute and a half of canned, looped dancing to royalty-free celtic music

wat

OP, you are grounded grounded grounded for 123456789012345678901234567890123456789012345678901234567890 years, go to your room now!

>>128859

groundedgroundedgroundedgroundedgroundedgroundedgroundedgroundedgroundedgroundedgroundedgroundedgroundedgroundedgroundedgroundedgrounded

What are these people's obsessions with being grounded, anyways?

Reposting from other thread…

"I remember someone who's been there from 2011 to 2013, called Bill. He told me that the site was fairly decent in 2011, with decent fight animations with props. Here, autism was virtually non-existant, and it was enjoyable. His animations were sorta shit, but they had a coherent story line and plot, so it wasn't all that bad.

2012 is where it went to shit, with the removal of the "community props" and other shit. Here, autism was slowly gaining traction, while the quality of the forums was going down. Little did he know that it was the start of the downfall of the site as he knew it. At this point, he found animating to be tedious and boring, and instead went to the "Open Forums" section, which was quite literally Go!Animate's answer to 4chan's /b/. Needless to say, he started quite some shit that he wouldn't forget, nor regret.

2013 is when a rogue mod called "Dan The Banhammer" went and banned over 200 accounts a day, leading to mass shitposting, hacking of accounts, and in some cases, doxing. At this point, Bill has stopped animating altogether and now exclusively lurks the Open Forums, which has now became a war zone. Eventually, the shitposting was abruptly ended by Dan himself, and Bill ultimately fucked off, and has been trying to forget about Go!Animate ever since, to no avail."

Here's a forum based off of Go!Animate's Non-Existant Siamese twin called "Domo Animate" that's chock full of autism, ranging from FNAF Faggotry to Weeaboos and more: http://domoanimaters.freeforums.net/ Feel free to troll these fucks into raging, they're very easy to bait.

>>142639

I remember you from 789 Homor but what the fuck is Wacky Dad?

>>129459

Did it ever turn out that he was the Trollhunter?

>>142639

I don't know if it's becaus I'm really tired, but that video made me laugh. Jesus Christ, though, naming your channel

>therealhomor

surely must be the height of autism. Yeah, sure, lot's of people are going to want to impersonate some random 789 tripfag, so we might as well make certain that we know which the real homor youtube channel is now.

So the people making this shit are kids right?

I know autism is rampant these days, but most of them have got to be 12 and under.

>>142783

Are we SURE this isn't some fetish shit? That's the vibe I get from all of these "grounded" videos.

>>128859

This one especially.

>>142639

Is this your real voice?

You know, the people who make these are probably laughing at everyone in this thread for being idiots who take these seriously. They're jokes. Whether they're actually funny is more or less irrelevant, it's the fact that outsiders are confused by it

>>128856

This is actually kind of 'so bad it's good again'

>>142873

>Are we SURE this isn't some fetish shit?

There's a big chunk of those "grounded" videos where the grounded character (caillou from the ones I've seen) is punished in several ways at the end of the video by the parents. And one of these common punishments is making them wear diapers- or as they are called in seemingly every video "nappies". Weird as I think most of the kids who make these are American.

There's also a bunch of videos where "x gets grounded for calling the janitor the toilet man", and "x" usually ends up in diapers by the end. I'm pretty sure it's at least somewhat fetish related:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=US48nNBeJZM

>>144495

It's a MrEnter "animated atrocity" review card, or at least a clone trying to imitate how his look.

>>145192

"Lily learns she has autism, sleeps for 64 hours and then is put in nappies"

>>145237

Who the fuck sleeps for 24 hours?

One of my personal favorites.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEquvGujjXg

>by the creator of "cuckold time"

dis gon be gud

>>145347

Forgot to embed!

>>145274

This has to be some fetish thing

>>145349

wakemeupinside.webm

There are so many of these with the same themes, by so many different users, that I think it has to be some kind of bizarre inside joke.

>>145417

Google "sissy"

I'll wait

GoAnimate is for niggers.

>>145355

I don't get the connection between sissy fetishists and trannies.

First of all, do these people really think about fulfilling their sexual fantasy 24/7 and don't they just moderate themselves like normal people? Isn't getting on hormones and bringing this stuff to work going too far?

Second of all, sexual reassignment surgery is clearly an immature and not very well developed technology that I would hesitate to recommend to even a real tranny (assuming there is such a thing but whatever) and is clearly does not deliver satisfactory results for such a fetish. First, there is the health risks and cancer problems. Second, Trannies (especially ones that transition at a later age) still look very male and don't have very well functioning genitals. Either one has a limp-dicked shrunken cock or has a vagina shaped hole that hardly functions like a vagina. And while the though of having a limp-dicked shrunken cock or a mutilated hole of a genitalia may give one a boner I think that any rational person should realize that one wouldn't have a boner when actually under such conditions.

In summary, I just don't see the appeal of SRS for a sissy fetishist.

If you want real cringe. Watch when they go political.

>>151747

> I don't get the connection between sissy fetishists and trannies.

> I just don't see the appeal of SRS for a sissy fetishist.

It's almost like they're two different things!

>>128926

>No more Windows 98

Expect all sorts of autismal complaining in the GoAnimate "Fandom".

Apparently, it's switching to a subscription based revenue model.

>>>/tech/410283

Does anyone have the Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff stairs adaption?

Did a media studies class once that made us use this a few times.

I'd look up the video I made, but the website is some sort of corporate thing now. Can't search for videos anymore.

cant forget about this gem

These have to be troll videos…

I just

I don't

ugh

>>176079

Yea, so after a little research (and a butthurt relative ranting about it) they are slowly trying to get rid of their autist fanbase by forcing them to pay insane amounts of money a month/year and getting rid of anything not business related.

By November the GoAnimate subculture will likely be completely dead when they complete the transition from a kinda-social network of hobbyist video makers to a strictly corporate environment.

Any programmer should jump on this, if they make a good enough GoAnimate clone, they'd make a good amount of cash.

>>177312

Well there goes their revenue I guess. What self-respecting corporation would use this shit?

>>177314

No clue, most major companies often have their own teams for marketing and to be frank, it'd be cheaper to just have actual people as actors and do a low budget film if it's something for training purposes. Or use something like Powerpoint or the few free powerpoint alts.

GoAnimate should have just catered to kids, since that's all it's good for.

>>177312

>going corporate with a Family Guy-tier cartoon program

So is GoAnimate the company a new cow? or just plain business-retarded

>>151922

elaborate

>>142463

Pfft I remember that Gligar faggot. "Trash the earth hour!". I'm surprised the entire commentary community hasn't had a thread or two here, there were some pretty big lolcows in there.

>>177312

By removing their autist fanbase, they'll get rid of the only thing they had going for them. They already got rid of the community props and every other good thing with the video maker.

Literally, the only reason why I joined the site was to make violent and entertaining "prop fight" cartoons similar to that of pivot stick figure fights. In hindsight, I should've stuck with Pivot stickfigure animator. Goanimate has a small fansite full of autists called domoanimaters.freeforums.net, The owner made it so he had to confirm your email when you sign up, I don't know why though.

Perhaps we should julay them for all they're worth.

>>179562

He looks like that kid from that cartoon way back.

What is it with these grounded videos and Caillou? I swear, it's like he gets grounded for the most minor of infractions!

Caillou breaks a vase: gets grounded.

Caillou swears: gets grounded.

Caillou starts a party: gets grounded.

Caillou snaps someone’s neck: grounded.

Caillou summons an ancient mythological demon who wants to purge the earth: grounded grounded.

Caillou throws a tantrum about being grounded grounded: grounded grounded grounded.

Caillou grunts: grounded.

Caillou blinks: grounded.

Caillou sneezes: grounded.

Caillou denies the holocaust: grounded

Caillou breathes: grounded.

Caillou does 9/11: grounded.

Caillou gets grounded: gets GROUNDED.

>>179835

Was you referencing that Paddling meme?

>>128864

I just spent 15 minutes perusing various Dead Meat videos. Who the fuck enjoys watching this shit?

>>177314

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTcFYd6nFl8

This one.

>>128864

>that sudden shift to garfeel's voice

Alvin Hung OS

>>142483

holy shit jesus christ you're right

>>145349

Man, someone once posted this in a /cgl/ thread a long ass time ago and it halted the whole thread. It almost became a meme.