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c55cda No.131265

What is it with assburgers and trains? Why are so many of them obsessed with this one mode of transportation above all others?

087b04 No.131271

1) This not /cow/

2) Trains are an organised form of transportation. They have maps and schedules, they run on timetables. They have rails and therefore always go certain places. Spergs are obsessed with numbers, structure, stuff like that.


b76a52 No.131289

>>131265

This isn't /b/, go away


6e8177 No.131294

>>131271

>>131289

>Autism isnt /cow/ related

Jesus, what kind of fucking newfags invaded this place


6af128 No.131300

>>131271

Can confirm I love stuff such as videogames and history as they have alot of structure and order in them

Trains do seem to be a big attraction for fellow autists. Probably as the timetables are structured in a very precise order which is a big attraction for autists.

Anoraks and Train-Spotters are not lolcow material however in the same way Ulillillia isnt a lolcow for being obsessed with Bubsy 3D and Hamburger Helper.


c55cda No.131302

>>131271

>>131300

>Probably as the timetables are structured in a very precise order which is a big attraction for autists.

That makes sense I guess.

>Anoraks and Train-Spotters are not lolcow material however

Probably not most of them, but I think when you start yelling "HERE COME THE TORONTO RAAAWKET" in the middle of a crowded subway that starts to cross the line between average autist and potential-lolcow turbosperg.


11fec5 No.131303

>>131294

>claims "hurr why do X like Y" is a proper lolcow thread topic

>calls others newfags


6af128 No.131304

>>131302

Thats called not understanding "Social Cues" to not shout in a subway

He sounds young so maybe he doesn't understand to not yell in a subway. Autists gain social skills alot slower than normal people.

Spergin out on subway trains does not make a lolcow


2269fa No.131310

You can feel the motion. It soothes them. Airplanes don't rock you gently.


c55cda No.131313

File: 1435267297992.gif (44 KB, 700x368, 175:92, 1411142877398.gif)

>>131303

Right, sorry, we're only allowed to talk about where people stand on GG now.

Were you not here for the "why do spergs like sanic" thread? Discussion about autists has always been /cow/ related, even when it was still /cwc/.


087b04 No.131317

>>131313

Mate, this is a shit thread. An open and shut discussion


11fec5 No.131324

>>131313

>hurr durr GG

>hurr durr why poeple not like thread about trains

Your thread is shit and not interesting in any way. There's no cow to laugh at here, there's nothing but "lol trains".


83afbf No.131327

>>131324

>ignoring the fact that autism-related discussion has always been common on this board


ea4f04 No.131331

>>131324

It's not about trains, it's about autists obsessed with trains you goddamn retard.


18b804 No.131333

Train sperg defense force please go.

Train aspies have always been sources of funny cocks, such as Ms. TORONTO ROCKET's channel, which has her sperging repeatedly about dumb shit like door closing tones, and other videos like spergs screaming at the top of their lungs when they see trains, and spergs fighting eachother over positions near tracks.


6af128 No.131348

>>131333

You are the bigger sperg for watching videos about Anoraks doing Anorak shit

The video is fucking dull


b76a52 No.131349

>>131313

Your thread was already shit to begin with, OP

I personally don't give a shit about GamerGate and all the people related to it. If you think /cow/ is only about GG people, then you're more than likely one of those sperg who tried to make PA requests threads and got told to piss off.


ea4f04 No.131356

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This guy is practically orgasming from seeing a fucking train.

>>131333

> spergs fighting eachother over positions near tracks.

link?

>>131348

>spergs losing their shit over mundane things is dull

ok. just hide the thread then if it's shit.


18b804 No.131374

>>131348

Go back to making blogposts about rare paint schemes.


18b804 No.131375


ea4f04 No.131377

>>131375

Yeah… that wasn't nearly as interesting as you made it out to be.


18b804 No.131379

>>131377

It was the first one I found. I'm pretty sure that it isn't the one I was thinking of.


aa88d8 No.131669

File: 1435372576816.jpg (291.01 KB, 1830x965, 366:193, 4472_Flying_Scotsman_Langw….jpg)

I have rectal sandwiches and was a massive trainfag as a kid. If you want legit insight, here it is:

For me, I only ever liked steam trains (especially the one below) and never liked diesels. For me it was about a few things:

1. The History - my area of the UK is very infatuated with dem choo choo trains (especially the older generations who I got on with better because of my Aspergers, this is also linked to why I like vintage and WWII shit). Where I live there is a massive museum for them and they just look pretty.

2. They are visually appealing and intriguing - The principle of a train is very toy-like and mechanically stimulating. Imagine putting a fuckin' kettle on big iron wheels, with this complex array of metal rods to make that steam pressure make the wheels move, then give them this graceful and stylish appearance and blast it down a track through the countryside at 80+mph taking people far and wide across the country. Any sperg kid is gonna want to know how it works, because all the mechanisms are on display on the exterior and It's fascinating for anyone who is interested in anything technical. Now to mention

3. They have deep set metaphorical roots in media. . There's this whole kind of romantic aesthetic from the old movies of trains, and they represent a lot of things in terms of life, whether it be relationships (the old cliche couple holding hands as the train departs until it's moving too fast for the one on the platform to keep up), to venturing into the unknown and vise versa, to representing the passage of time/life, characters making new beginnings to simply being an interesting movie plot mechanic, their large and spacious nature can even make them a location setting within a movie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ls4rYfW_MkQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9vQ_y9JJ1E

and so on…

4. Thomas the Tank Engine lmao


45400d No.131670

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45400d No.131671

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bb864f No.131696

People sure are defensive about their trains…


fa93ba No.131719

>>131696

TBF, they were responsible for forming our industrial society as it was


2e8049 No.131856

File: 1435464690195-0.jpg (455.2 KB, 2048x1536, 4:3, sonic-train.jpg)

File: 1435464690195-1.jpg (55.06 KB, 620x388, 155:97, sonic-underground.jpg)

Trains are fantastic transportation when you gotta get somewhere and you gotta go fast.


ec8a85 No.131868

File: 1435472098005.jpg (280.87 KB, 743x1111, 743:1111, elsa.jpg)


03beee No.137177

File: 1436582532216.jpg (33.01 KB, 480x720, 2:3, pic related.jpg)

I got one. He's also big into Dr. Who which adds an extra element of cringe.

His train videos, mostly of the mundane Toronto subway system.

https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=vb.878715310&type=2

Train and bus photos

https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.5631995310.14643.878715310&type=3

His profile pictures. Notice the Dr. Who cosplay and hambeast girlfriend.

https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.10150306135990311.560210.878715310&type=1

He has over 30 photo albums on Failbook alone, a good majority are of him dressed as the Dr.

There's so much cringe here I can't even begin to describe it.


52d2de No.137192

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>>137177

oh mercy…


9fbbb2 No.137968

>n-not liking trains


4fd321 No.188341

Because trains can run like Sonic.




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