/cow/ - Lolpigs

Who is DSP?

Is he dead?

>>131370

Video is decent but fucking hell that was an edgy OP

>He deserves death

If DSP described his neetdom minus the streaming to the average non pollack 8channer anybody who criticised him would be called a normie

>>131371

A streamer who is hilariously bad at games, when he realised people were laughing at him not with him he started trying to be funny and it was just cringeworthy

>>131392

Learn what A-Logging actualy is before accusing someone of it, kiwi

>>131370

op please tell us why you deserve to live and dsp doesnt

Lol someone find that video where he's acting like a badass saying he'll fuck up anyone who swats him

>>131418

This one?

That wasn't even funny. He better make a video where he chimps out.

>he deserves death. he's lucky no one came and straight up murdered him in his fucking sleep

are you trying to be a cow or are you just DSP trying to falseflag

>LOOK AT THESE MEAN INTERNET BULLYS THEY WANT ME DEAD

>>131406

Reminder this is a term invented and overused by kiwis, so interpretation may vary

>>131434

Yes,they do overuse it out of fear of being lolcows themselves, but this the clearest example of a-logging that's happened in years. stop sperging over a word and make fun of OP for being an edgy faggot already.

How edgy of you OP

Also his girlfriend's dad got swatted today too

>>131442

He probably deserved it. Was he being a faggot?

>All the autism itt

DSP is a damn fucking asshole. Op is right he does deserve death for what he did to MGS

>>131370

Hey DSP, so are you actually trying to convince the audience that "talking to a police officer at your front door" is being swatted?

>>131370

>glorious

Some faggot falsely called the cops on him and wasted taxpayer dollars because they don't like how someone plays video games on the internet.

Phil isn't even that popular, if you want to rationalize this as being some form of "justice" it'd still fall apart because of how not influential he is.

>>131370

>>131448

>(GOD, YOU'RE PATHETIC)

thank you based mods

ITT: Edgelord teenager who never got that hug from their dads decides to SWAT braindamaged Ricky Gervais lookalike

>>131453

Popular enough to make $1,200 bucks a month on pAtreon.

https://www.patreon.com/darksydephil?ty=h

swatting is pretty funny.

but that before that he managed to make a living triggering /v/'s autism by not PLAYING COMPUTER GAMES THE RIGHT WAY is even funnier.

>>131510

This wasn't even a funny instance of swatting. It was just him talking to the police for five minutes. Now if it ended with a tazing, then it would be hilarious.

jesus, this thread is the height of autism

On a side note, did he already blame it on gamergate?

this is such a good example of being spergier than the guy you're raging at

look at that pizza face motherfucker in the second video

>>131515

This. Phil pretty much reversed trolled them because he didn't give them what they want. Of course, he may completely chimp out over the next few days and make it worth it.

I'll never understand why people legitimately hate the dude though. If someone insulting your favorite video game makes you hate them you need to get a better grip on things.

I haven't seen the video and I'm not interested in watching it happen. I don't approve of SWATing at all and it seems really fucking stupid.

That being said given DSP's total paranoia about it happening and the fallout that it'll hopefully lead to, I'll just say that it couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.

It's a shame there wasn't more of a reaction the DSP being swatted. At least this will grow to his added paranoia, and perhaps to his poor behaviour.

>>131370

>DSP hears cops talking into their radio outside of his door

>Starts bitching loudly in his huffy "Wow everyone but me is stupid I better repeat the same words fifty times" attitude about how he's coming outside with his hands up

>Silence

>DSP makes an ass of himself complaining, and you can hear fat folds collide as he slow claps and bitches a bit more

Literally the only part that was even slightly funny was when the cops investigated the house and then two of them reach the mic and say "Wow that's a lot of gaming shit" in a bit of a "wow that's fucking sad dude" tone

>>131536

My theory is that he became infamous for being so easy to bag on, so autists with no social skills see all these people taking the piss out of this goof and try to fit in. They don't actually understand the difference between just laughing at some doofus and actively hating him, so in an effort to fit in they just go hardcore "kill him in his sleep" mode because they can't tell the difference between that and what normal people are doing. They're trying to impress strangers on the internet with their mutual hatred of this guy when the people they're trying to impress don't actually hate him at all. You can see this with any low-hanging fruit like DSP, people trying way too hard to be edgier than the last.

>>131647

And it's also a good sign of potential troll shielding.

>"Yeah FUCK that guy with a rake I bet he's hella insecure. Totally not like me r-right?"

If a swat team showed up and jammed a rifle barrel up Phils ass that would have been hilarious.

This was just a fucking house call.

You faggots ended up making Phil look good.

OP is a fag.

Jesus fuck OP. You're quite the sad little cunt aren't ya?

>>131729

how is butthurt even real? just turn off the screen nigga

/cow/ is pretty easy to rustle for a board about heckling

calm your tits, retards

>>131718

wat are you a fucking loser?? kill yourself you deserve to die idiot

>>131370

What was OP banned for?

>>131783

Being an A-Logging faggot.

>>131536

>I'll never understand why people legitimately hate the dude though.

You haven't been looking, then. The man is more than just bad at games (which is honestly pretty funny) - he is just a colossal cunt in every facet of his life and a massive dipshit at every turn. Perhaps a bit of the hatred here and there is extreme, but the man insults and offends pretty much everybody. He's managed to run off all but his most diehard fans by being just such a colossal asshole, and even then he just doubles down on being an even bigger asshole because now he's not getting YouTube jewgolds anymore.

He is, in essence, a pure sample of everything wrong with let's players and youtubers distilled into one man. Does he deserve hate? No, not really, but he is quite a cunt, though he really did invite it on himself by calling himself "The King Of Hate."

>>131828

People who hate him are missing the point of lolcows.

He has a combination of arrogance, incompetence and assholery that makes him a Grade A cow.

Basically, he's incompetent, so he fails a lot. A lot of people are that, though. However, he's also enough of an asshole that you actually take pleasure in his constant failure.

So basically bad things are guaranteed to continue happening to him and when they do, they're funny.

But then there are these people who seem assblasted that he doesn't actually get killed or something. Instead of being entertained, they actually are angry.

>>131830

aaand he's self milking.

Every stream, every vlog will always degenerate into a woes is me, tinfoil self pity about his business yo.

And his serious lack of intelligence and self awareness spergs everywhere.

streaming cocks, srs bidness yo

>>131828

Oh I know very well that he's an asshole, I just think it's hilarious. If I actually had to deal with him I'd probably want to punch him in the face but observing him from a far is quite entertaining. He's fascinating because I've never seen anyone so inept at everything they do yet so arrogant at the same time. He basically hit the lottery with the youtube shit and he's going to end up having nothing to show for it. For being a dude who is supposed to be a business expert he has been failing spectacularly on that front too.

It's going to be really interesting what happens when he finally goes rock bottom broke and has to get a real job again.

>>131830

It's pretty clear that someone out there hates him & wants him dead for some reason.

I hope they catch the person that swatted him & that the person has to face prison, if Phil didn't lie lol

I guess it was just a matter of time until this whole "let's laugh at Phil being bad at video games" also attracted the psychopaths.

If you read this & are one of those psychopaths, we don't hate Phil at all, we like him & enjoy watching him play games. You better look for someone else to torment before you end up in prison.

does he say anything about "bugged police mechanics"? because otherwise who gives a shit.

>>131918

Okay, I'm officially done with this board. It's officially Kiwi 2.0.

>Stop being mean, guys.

>You don't understand. We genuinely LIKE our lolcows.

>Anything actually entertaining is taking it too far.

I understand that A-logging is a real phenomenon, but you guys are abusing the term to the point that we're white knighting our own lolcows. What's the fucking point of this board, then? Delete it.

>>131918

I don't hate Phil but I most definitely do not like him, so speak for yourself

>>131938

Technically, swatting is only possible because of actual "bugged police mechanics," if you think about it.

I'd pay for him to say it, though.

>>131958

no, you stupid sperg, we just dont tolerate crap.

dsp's hatebase is fucking pathetic. every single "this is how you dont play" is just some teenage autist putting in reaction images over a imbecile failing at video games. then people act like this is some big strike against an evil empire.

it's embarassing. it's like dsp is the fat kid, and his little hate clique is the skeletal kid with pockmarks who rags on him because he cannot ingratiate himself to his peers any other way.

>>131958

>What Saddam did in the Gulf Wars is potatoes to what DSP has done!

>>131830

>But then there are these people who seem assblasted that he doesn't actually get killed or something. Instead of being entertained, they actually are angry.

Mostly teenagers, it seems. I mean, just look at nearly all the videos criticizing him and most TIHYDP videos - they're clearly not made by anyone over the age of 16 at the most.

>>131905

Considering he got fired from Taco Bell of all places, he's probably actually not very capable of holding a "real job" anymore. I mean, he was always an asshole and completely inept, but over the course of his YouTube "career" he's actually gotten worse than he used to be. He's also become even more of a disgusting, lazy slob - I have sincere doubts that a food place would keep him around long. Hell, if any potential employer just Googles his name, they will see a gold mine of information that proves that Phil is not a man they want working for them. I bet $5 that he'll lose the first actual job he gets within 3 months.

>>131918

>we like him & enjoy watching him play games.

I don't know who this "we" is, but while I like laughing at the pathetic, idiotic mess that is DSP fail at video games and life in general, I do not like him. He is enjoyable in that he is a living train wreck that I can watch in slow motion. Literally (and I do mean "literally") all of his other qualities are shit and he is otherwise a terrible, completely unlikeable person.

>>131958

>fuck you, he deserves death. he's lucky no one came and straight up murdered him in his fucking sleep.

>A-Logging is a term used to describe the practice of those who follow lolcows and wish to inflict harm upon them

>you guys are abusing the term

Haha, you stupid cunt. Refer to the WebM posted here at >>131627

>>132124

Yeah, like is a strong word & I meant that I enjoy him in the same way you do. I don't want him to rage quit the internet.

I'm sure nobody could like this guy in real life & be his friend though, thats not what I meant with "like".

I want this to keep going as long as possible. Phil will probably soon realize that it is not worth it anymore to go through the hassle of doing his "job" while everyone attacks him.

>>132014

I don't even know about any of the shit you're talking about. Dsp isn't a cow i really follow. But obviously, this guy had to do something to be such a regular on here, and all this fear of being A-log is starting to affect the quality of the board. I thought we were "bringing back bullying". Even if this loser's not the milkiest cow, he's still a loser and seems to sperg out pretty easily. It's kind of hard to troll in a good-natured way, ya know? If you want a place that discourages rudeness, you know goddamn well where to go.

And, if you simply think dsp's haters are bigger cows, make a thread about them. But an obliviously shitty, indignant let's player sounds like enough of a cow to me.

>>134045

yup. he's is everything that is wrong with letsplayers. Autistic sperg of low intelligence and incredibly lacking in self awareness.

Starts off every stream and video with a long self milking sperg on how the world hates the king of hate.

>>133811

>Phil will probably soon realize that it is not worth it anymore to go through the hassle of doing his "job" while everyone attacks him.

You seem to have forgotten who you're speaking of. Nothing can seem to penetrate that thick skull of his, especially not common sense.

>>133811

One of DSPs biggest character traits is that he's stubborn as a rock, and making him move from the path he's set out for himself even in video games is quite an effort

He gets so snowed in on something being this way or that way that he can't even think that it might be something else, which of course doesn't blend well with his massive ego and generally autistic traits

>>131370

COME ON HONEY

His Crash Bandicoot 2 play through is Jak 2 and Metal Gear Solid level. You can just tell he's absolutely miserable the entire time.

You'd think at some point cops are going to catch on to how their paranoia is causing people to use them as a hit squad and crack down on swatting. Pretty sure that's all kinds of felonies.

I think we'd all love to see some autist hauled in front of a judge trying to go 'B-but I was just trolling!'.

but but but he insulted my favorite game! KWO 4 Lyfe

DSP got his ability to stream taken down because one of his fan/secret-troll did a copyright strike on fanart he used! Will he survive this situation? How will he make a livign when his liveliness is at stake? Will he be able to release quality cocks ever again?

>>153336

>begin to watch what they do CAREFULLY

Why? What's he going to do about it? No one ever caught Steve Jones.

I thought DSP was some character he played. I don't really know the full ins and outs of this but from what I gather he is shit at playing games on YouTube and people are upset about this?

>>131373

Maybe once we find a cure to cancer.

>>153328

>I think the DSP hate group deserve their own thread. It's pathetic that they follow this guy. He puts up 8 hours of cocks a day (I think anyway). So even keeping up with him requires no-lifeing it. Supporting this edgy SWATTING bullshit is truly sad.

Just seeing their angry, autistic comments on his videos and on the "this is how you don't play" is bad enough. Doing shit like this is absolutely A–logging.

>>153371

He's bad at the games he plays, makes absolute tons of zero-effort videos (he went something like 5 years pointing a camera at the tv to record), and blames the game for him being shit at it. Somehow this makes A-logging autists mad enough to

>SWAT his house

>false flag his channel so he can't stream

>compile entire 100+ part playthroughs into a 4 hour video of "highlights", often complete with autismrage youtube comments plastered over them

>make commentary on top of these videos

>>153520

I don't know which is a bigger problem.

Rampant swat teams that go after twitchers; or this DSP guy.

>>153350

It's just Phil talking out of his ass again.

It's what he does.

>>153520

Like >>153715 said, the dude's a legitimate piece of shit. (The whole incident with the fan-built gaming PC, for example.)

As for the "haters", they had a massive slapfight amongst themselves back around March last year over over how poorly-run their forums were or some shit, but I dunno the exact details.

Null is obviously trying to get DSP to let him build him a website. It's amazing how one single man is trying to build an enterprise off lolcows.

Is all this SWATting making American police start to become less trigger-happy after realising random assholes are using them as free hitmen?

>>153923

>"implying that's what the swatterfags and autists making 4 hour "highlight" videos of 100+ video playthroughs do it for"

It's not just one or two isolated incidents of him acting like a cunt to people, he does it all the time. You have to be a special kind of piece of shit to get yourself banned from your very own forums.

>"implying being a nigger means sending a swat team for no reason is justified"

Taking "the reason most of these autists hate him is because he's a piece of shit" and turning it into "he deserved to be swatted" is a pretty big leap, anon.

>>153923

Yeah. Lets bring some more racism into this. That's not meaningless.

>>154262

Implying metal gear isn't perfect.

>>154312

Because there is no in between.

oh shit

>>154312

This is what /pol/tards actually believe

>>154397

You two should get a room.

>>154875

Your post is neither funny nor informative. Gas yourself.

>>154872

Jesus he actually looks better with his shitty beard

So in other news, DSP had another twitter meltdown because his "haters" sent him a tweet about his sick family telling them get to well soon

This fucking guy, I love it

>>155005

Also someone pulled a couple of copyright strikes against his channels, and he's going ballistic over it because the strikes prevent him from streaming and leaving his channels up in the air somewhere because of how close he is to losing them

Also threatened the person who did it by publicly saying they had all their contact information (see video), so continuing to dig himself into a hole of his own making

>>154960

>>154960

You didn't do shit nigger. A-log harder.

>>154965

Like Ricky Gevais.

>>155006

Hasn't he DMCA'd a fuck load of people in the past, just to get them to shut up?

>>155630

I believe he asked his fans to flag down TIHYDP videos in the past but I think he eventually gave up on it.

>>153520

I disagree. I may be tin foiling here, but I believe he swatted himself. Mainly because if it really was someone who hated him that did it; it wouldn't be just three guys yelling through a megaphone outside. It would have been a full blown swat team busting in, tackling him to the ground at gun point, and taking him to jail while he cries like a bitch.

You call him walking upstairs laughing and saying "I have to tweet about this" after five minutes a swatting? I'm sorry but I'd believe more that he set up the whole thing and called the cops on himself hoping to get some attention out of it before I'd ever believe a "hater" did it.

Besides he was already trying to attention whore himself on twitter for months by that point. The supposed DDoSing he had happen to him right before Arkham Knight which he claimed would be his biggest game of the year didn't happen. So yeah I believe he decided to take it one step further to get in the spotlight.

Unfortunately you have people actually believing all that shit he said about him almost dying and how it was his detractors who did it even though he hasn't come forward with even one bit of evidence. He's as much lying about who committed the swatting as he's lying about being valedictorian in high school. Meaning he's completely lying.

>>156597

absolutely right, the copyright claim on DSPgaming was a shitty thing to do; but it was a long time coming, bound to happen eventually.

You get the audience you deserve.

What happened to him WAS shitty. You can make an argument that the copyright claims were all just but it was still a shitty thing to do. I don't really care though because Phil has been doing shitty things to people for a long time now and getting away with it.

>>157206

I second this. What happened to him was unjustifiable.

I really think that Jackie Chin had the whole copyright thing planned for a long time. He just picked a good time to complete the trolling scheme. Right after DSP pissed people off over Project 7 and Crash Bandicoot. Phil is never held accountable for all the Bullshit that he pulls so I don't mind when people troll him.

>>157223

Question. Why was it unjustifiable. Cause it seems like when karma hits Phil in the nuts hard that's when people jump on their moral soap boxes and say "woah, woah…. That's too far man. We're not that shitty of people we want this happening to the guy."

Yetbefore and after that people are all hell yeah we wanna see DSP go down. So what the fuck?

>>131918

>those ampersands

>my eyes

>>131918

I didn't know Phil's fans had infiltrated /cow/ because they're the only ones who would say they like him and actually enjoy watching him play games.

I bet /pol/ would love Phil though. After all he loves Hitler and hates every minority and disabled person on the planet as much as they do, and he does it for the shekels.

>>164221

You bumped this thread so you can make some "witty" remark about /pol/? Your autism knows no bounds. It's quite silly that you can't deal with the fact that some people out there are a bit nutty and racist.

>>164243

We're all a little autistic, but whatevs. I actually don't hate /pol/. I'm just saying Phil would probably be accepted by them with open arms and I'm 99% positive I'm right.

Also I wouldn't call a lot of the posts in this thread informative, but people expressing their opinions. However, if I have to be informative then Phil made the comment today that people should get over 9/11 since it was 14 years ago. Because you know, even if it didn't make you all gung ho patriotic about it; it's still a tragedy that effected the entire country, but sure we should just get over it and move on.

Yet people in this very thread are saying we should have sympathy or empathy towards Phil? Fuck off with that shit he doesn't even deserve a drop of it.

>>164447

>We're all a little autistic, but whatevs. I actually don't hate /pol/. I'm just saying Phil would probably be accepted by them with open arms and I'm 99% positive I'm right.

/pol/ would hate him because he's essentially a parasite, they always go on about labour and stuff like that so I doubt they appreciate people like PewDiePie or DSP.

Also, don't be so sure of yourself. Idiots do that.

>>131370

DSP is certainly a cunt, but wishing death on a lolcow is edgy and gay. OP is an A-log and faggot

>>131536

He's just a dick in general. He went to a tournament and was apparently a really bad sport. He's actually pretty good lolcow material, between being arrogant, butthurt, and having an incredibly annoying voice

Also polite sage

As much as the swat itself was uncalled for. It is now kinda ironic that DSP is now virtually reliving the experience through Rainbox Six Siege.

>Plays a game about a staged sport.

>Notices the trailer trash in his speaking pattern.

I never knew DSP could be so hokey.

>>179504

Zombies ain't really either. No one cares.

>>179504

>necrobumping

>to shill phil

>>179522

I never got this whole thing of not linking videos.

>>180106

Phil gets his money from from his video links and views.

>>180110

How much? 0.0001 per cowboy. Kids in efiopia get richer by harvesting scrap.

>>154404

Can we get a sauce on that image?

Holy shit did you cucks know Jim has a new channel completely dedicated to laughing at DSP? Because that's the action of a psychologically healthy person.

It's pretty fucking funny though.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCT5y7BAocgM-PeXpVCvyG4g

>>195597

>Jim

Who?

>>195629

Internet Aristocrat.

>>153328

>I think the DSP hate group deserve their own thread. It's pathetic that they follow this guy. He puts up 8 hours of cocks a day (I think anyway). So even keeping up with him requires no-lifeing it. Supporting this edgy SWATTING bullshit is truly sad.

I gotta agree with you on that. I never watched any of his videos. Everything I know about him is from those "this is how you DON'T play x" videos. I don't even watch most videos of the only LP channel that I actually like which is TheSw1tcher, yes I know I have shit taste. I can't believe somebody would watch 50 episodes of him trying to beat the End, just to make a stupid compilation.

>>195597

Well I think jim sees DSP as the next Spax3. Which isn't far off the mark, DSP is essentially the lovechild of spax3 and moviebob

>whiny voice

>pointless streams

>terrible at games

>youtubes for a living

>poor sport, is rude to other players

>arrogant

>unfunny

Dedicating an entire channel to this is kinda autistic, but DSP sets himself up for mockery with all of his own arrogance, rudeness and vanity. You can't feel bad for him because he's heinously rude to anyone he plays online with and blames all of his losses on other players cheating

Also A-Logging is gay. If you put that much emotional investment into an internet stranger, then YOU'RE the embittered lolcow

>>195702

>>195597

Phil is an arsehole by any definition. The guy plays video games badly for a living and all he does is bitch, treat his fans like shit and complain about money/views. The fact there are people who are willing to dedicate time just to fuck with him is his own fault and he deserves it. Someone like that needs to be taken down a peg and anyone willing to dedicate time to doing it is okay in my book.

And the THIYDP's are fucking great, whoever bothers to watch and edit all that shit to make them deserves credit. It's unbelievable at times that Phil isn't playing a character, the excuses he comes up with for EVERYTHING are just incredible.

>>195865

All Jim does is watch his streams while streaming himself (getting more viewers btw) and mocking him. It's not really that autistic. Phil is amusing in a train wreck kind of way, might as well enjoy him with others.

>>195996

As pointed out here and earlier, he has the perfect combo of being a complete asshole and being a trainwreck to make him completely unsympathetic. I sometimes feel a little bit bad for Ben 'A Trigger for Every Nigger' Garrison, but I've never once felt a twinge about Phil.

Speaking of which, Phil should beware of the Montana Militia. That race traitor is on the list.

>>195999

I can't wait for the inevitable video he'll make before he leaves the internet when the well run dry. I'm hoping for some king of Bashur-style freakout where he'll blame all the sociopaths and idiots for not appreciating his khantent. Dude's a total narcissistic, he'll never realize the reason it all fell apart was his fault.

>>195996

It really boils down to the spax3 analogy. I like jims commentary, but DSP is just plain painful to watch. Whenever I see DSPs gameplay, I cringe at the thought that thousands of people actively enjoy watching this shrill faggot fail GTA missions 8 times in a row

Can somebody explain how this guy got so famous? Everyone ITT could probably do better gameplay streams than DSP

>>195999

Uncle Ben has initiative, humor, and self awareness. That's why he learned to "play along" with the trolls rather than get upset about it. DSP has none of those qualities; he's just an overgrown middle schooler with an ego the size of Saturn

My idea of a sadcow would be Goodiscool2010/Brian Connors. The poor sap has schizophrenia and can hardly grasp why his family are rejecting him.

>>196103

>Goodiscool2010/Brian Connors

What is his obsession with cousin marriage?

>>196102

>Can somebody explain how this guy got so famous?

From what I understand Phil was one of the first people to be doing LP's of new games as soon as they came out. Keep in mind this was back in 2008 as well so the LP format hadn't been done to death like it has now. He was also notorious for spamming dozens of short videos a day, making them come up for searches or related.

His popularity has fallen off over time obviously and a lot of people who now hate him are ex-fans.

>>196102

He wasn't a complete piece of shit starting out. And then when the "fame" got to him his ego started rampaging and it was all downhill from there

>>196146

He takes credit for making PewDpiePie as famous as he is, and he claims to be the innovator of LPs but that's not true as Slowbeef and others did it before him.

>>196244

This is coming from a guy who tried to julay his friend's death with Russian dating ads. If you're aware of Phil's "empathy," this shouldn't surprise you.

>>196244

YO FUCK YOUR DEAD MOTHER, BITCH. ONCE IT SNOWED WHERE I LIVE

Have you guys seen John Rambo and Howard revealing how much a scumbag DSP actually is? No wonder they broke off being friends with him. I wouldn't want to be that jackasses friend either

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmxuV6fEF4w

>>196244

Fuck me he's such a reprehensible piece of shit. Like that stream where his dumbass girlfriend was sick and he woke her up to cook his fat ass food.

I don't like most of the channels arrayed against him though. The people who run them are too asspained, and that isn't entertaining. That's why Jim's new channel is better.

>>196367

The only anti DSP community channels I hate are Ardnas because he monetizes his videos with ads. I also hate The Almighty Tevin because he gets on webcam and begs for donations even to the point that he did an unboxing of a laptop he bought with donations, and the only videos he makes are ones where he uploads DSP's videos and comment on them with face cam on. His youtube tags also prove how much of a whore he is as he puts in Markipiler, TotalBiscuit, etc. to game the search results.

>>196363

It's old news, but still fascinating how Phil screwed his only friends over for a gold digger and a zealous fanboy (Keith/Kghaleon). To add insult to injury, he flagged that video as an attempt to take it down.

>>196367

>>196407

Fun Fact: Homer Beoulve was one of the many DSP A-logs before he went batshit insane over GameGate. Even KWO, SOK, and the other A-Logs hated Homer.

>>196114

He was at his grandmother's funeral, and his cousin with a broken ankle leaned towards the altar. Since altars are used for marriage, this shows she was implying she wanted to marry him. The fact that she was leaning forward on her broken ankle proves it was intentional.

Also apparently his extended family drugged him the night before to sexually harass him.

Schizophrenia logic

The 0utsyder's TIHYDP of the Bloodborne DLC is a fucking treat.

>>196595

That's because Homer was a faggot. All he ever did was whore his shitty videos with his shitty opinions. If anyone gave a shit about him it's cause they were being nice. I bet GamerGate hates Homer just as much by now.

>>131496

It's $1,313.30 now.

SNORT

I have to say something shocking; after watching a lot of TIHYDP, I think I kind of like Phil. Or I should say, I like him when he's being a sexist, racist slob who doesn't give a fuck what anyone thinks.

What I can't deal with is him being garbage at video games and constantly making excuses for himself, then raging like a fucking child. That shit's a dealbreaker. But I think we might get along on some level.

Wasn't he going to do videos on politics? Why didn't that happen?

>>197722

What is wrong with you? He's one of the most unfunny people imaginable, he has no wit or charm at all. His jokes are the most bottom of the barrel moronic shit. It's literally all

>dude look at her tits! It's a girl she has tits! Uh uh uh!

>What's that guys name? It's Fred? What kind of stupid name is that? Oh my names Fred, uh uh uh! My names Fred and I'm stupid, uh uh uh!

>What's this part? I have to shoot the guy with an arrow? Shoot the arrow up his ass! Uh uh uh! Yes, please shoot me up the ass! Uh uh uh!

>Cough… SNORT… okay?

I love edgy dark offensive humor, but Phil is just horrible at trying to be funny. He's like a thirteen year old autistic kid trying to make his classroom laugh and just making everyone cringe. It's kind of mind blowing to me that anyone could find him funny. Get yourself checked for a brain tumor, that might explain it.

I'm not sure what happened to the political videos. I think he just decided not to do them, which really sucks because if there's one thing I'd love to see it's DSP giving his take on a school shooting or the presidential election.

>>197736

I agree he's unfunny, but I like the stupid bluntness of it. If he was smarter, he could parlay making people laugh at him into a real following. Sadly, he's too much an easily-triggered faggot.

Phil telling his story of being in the military

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgbiFSCjakY

>>197722

Update: After watching more TIHYDP, I completely and totally retract this statement in totality and in perpetuity, for all time and in all conceivable circumstances.

Phil is a piece of shit and the sooner he realizes he's an unemployable loser and becomes an hero the better. And I assume Leanne will be immolated on his funeral pyre.

Why do people give him money? What's the draw of this guy? I don't get it.

>>195597

>Holy shit did you cucks know Jim has a new channel completely dedicated to laughing at DSP? Because that's the action of a psychologically healthy person.

Are you shitting me? There are dozens of accounts that do this, both through voice and through autistically combing through hundreds of videos to compile 3+ hours of footage of Phil being retarded, pasting comments from the comments section that range from the mundane "wow phil you suck" to some autistic little bitch screaming through the keyboard that Phil was being mean to the kid's favorite game while not knowing that "press x to jump" means "press x to jump".

And Jim is the "psychologically unhealthy" one?

>>195702

> I can't believe somebody would watch 50 episodes of him trying to beat the End, just to make a stupid compilation.

It's called

(((AUTISM)))=

>>196103

>>196114

>Goodiscool2010/Brian Connors

Not even a pig, just mentally ill and isn't getting the help he needs.

A victim really; I would not be surprised if he's like that one other guy who would probably be fine if the "targeted individual" faggots didn't drag him deeper into insanity.

>>196244

>>196312

>>196340

>>196367

wew lads

Way to be part of the problem.

>comment on weather

>PEOPLE DIED IN THIS WEATHER ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE COUNTRY THAT YOU PROBABLY DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT BECAUSE NEWS STATIONS TEND TO TALK MORE LOCALLY WEATHER-WISE

This is why the anti-DSP crowd is pretty well as bad as GoutSydePhil himself. Because Phil is the one that did something, even something innocuous that if someone else were to have done it nobody would care, it's suddenly the equivalent of walking into a Jewish center dressed as Adolf carrying a can labeled "zyklon b".

>>196407

>because he monetizes his videos with ads.

oh no how terrible

>>198516

You have to admit it's still pretty shitty for somebody to mourn the death of his/her friend, only to throw a million Russian dating and big mac ads all over said tribute.

>>131451

I thought A-Log meant Autism-Log.

>>198516

Nice sperging you autist.

The stuff about people dying in the snow storm was all over the news. I live in Australia and I saw it. He could have toned it down when he got responses to the initial tweet or not replied at all. Instead he replied in the completely ridiculous way he did.

Phil's a meanspirited, talentless, unappreciative arsehole. That's why people are stalking him and giving him shit. If you don't enjoy or appreciate the THIYDP series that's fine, but the people who bother to put that stuff together deserve some credit.

>>198597

Also sucking Jim's race traitor cock

>>198516

Hi Phil

>>198665

So your saying he's getting twice as much action as you on a daily basis?

/pol/ is for wizards.

>>198675

More like "Hi Keith/Kghaleon"

>>198676

I don't fucking care, faggot. Let the Jews destroy the white race and set the world on fire. I'll be laughing all the way.

But nah I really don't care

>>198516

>There are dozens of accounts that do this, both through voice and through autistically combing through hundreds of videos to compile 3+ hours of footage of Phil being retarded, pasting comments from the comments section that range from the mundane "wow phil you suck" to some autistic little bitch screaming through the keyboard that Phil was being mean to the kid's favorite game while not knowing that "press x to jump" means "press x to jump".

Honestly I have to say that seems insanely autistic to spend hours watching videos of a guy like this just to make shitty videos about the guy.

I follow some of the autistic crap that gets tracked here and what pops up on a couple other sites, but that's maybe an hour or two every few days (which I'd like to think most people here spend about as much time or less doing).

Spending all your time just hanging on the internet and obsessively tracking people certainly seems psychologically unhealthy to me, as it means not spending much any time outside having physical interaction with others (except maybe at work).

>>198700

Are you kidding? Following DSP is far less autistic than the Chris Chan shit. Mainly since the reason people make TIHYDPs or videos about Phil is to ensure he gets none of the money, and because he's the fucking train wreck everyone wants to see crash and burn in a huge fiery explosion when he loses everything due to being a horrible fucking person.

>>198713

Following him a little bit doesn't seem bad, but if you're spending hours and hours following the guy and obsessing over him and other e-drama then it just makes me think the person obsessing over him is more than a bit autistic.

I used to enjoy Phil because it was like watching a real life version of Dumb and Dumber. Lately though he's just so much of a piece of shit that I can't enjoy him period. I honestly think he is a narcissist. He treats his fans, girlfriend, family, and friends all like shit, He constantly lies, and he has an overinflated sense of self importance. Every time this cunt calls himself the king it makes me want to kill puppies.

His hypocrisy is ridiculous too. In his latest video he shits all over The Fine Brothers because of something that they MIGHT do while he does the shit constantly. He has always flagged videos and he even trademarks shit like the fine bros did. His ship can't sink fast enough.

>>198444

It's dipshit teenagers having their first taste of "edgy" humor.

Then the fans either grow out of it or he pisses them off in some way and a new batch takes its place.

>>198784

I'm pretty sure most people encounter edgy humor before their teens. I think it's the angst that makes them suddenly enjoy it. As to why him, well maybe it's because he looks like a bad sci-fi villains from a children's tv show. One of those chubby bearded actors. I can't recall which one.

But seriously though, is DSP redpilled? Remember the infamous 'fire up the ovens' clip that triggers some of his YouTube stalkers?

>>199226

No he's just dumb. Accept the fact he simply is a functioning retard.

>>199229

I accept that answer.

I guess I can accept that angsty faggots are giving him money, but something I really don't understand about him is why he's doing what he's doing. I realize he doesn't have any other skills, but couldn't he just do shitty reviews where he screams into a cheap mic like other autists? He genuinely seems not to enjoy games. It's not that he rages about shit, which everyone does, or even that he gets legitimately angry and blames the game when he fails, although that's pretty sad, but just on a fundamental level he doesn't seem to enjoy playing games.

If I got to sit around and play games all day and get paid, I would love it. He just seems to be inconvenienced by it. And he's such a self-important piece of shit that he'll quit a game the people paying him want him to finish because it's triggering him too much.

What a waste of flesh. I also don't get what his girlfriend is getting out of it, but she could just be very stupid.

The ardnas youtube channel was shutdown by Fred Fuchs recently.

Looks like DSP has to address being called a ragequiter because AlphaOmegaSin brought it up in video of Street Fighter V in his pre-stream now.

This thread could serve as an example of what not to do in this board.

>>202310

You could salvage the thread into a dsp thread, since he's a pig nowadays; that would take some effort though.

>>202336

He's always been a lolpig, today is a perfect example of that. Guys like DSP are traditional lolpigs, not the dumb social justice shit that everyone on here is obsessed with now.

Anyways, I really enjoyed Alpha blowing out Phil. At this point Phil is basically just a wrestling super villain that is annoying as shit for a while then everyone cheers when he gets some comeuppance. I honestly don't know how Phil has made it through life without someone beating his ass though.

>>202306

welp

>>131370

rip my man

>>131370

this is not glroious or anything.

>>131382

>>police knew exactly what was going on

>broken swatting mechanics

>wow