a1a169 No.132301
I said in the original half-dude thread that I wasn't sure if he was trollable. That all changed today, when he responded to a nearly 2-year-old thread about him on cringechannel to explain his fetish and address the haters.
Since a lot of people probably don't know who i'm talking about, here's the original thread: http://8archive.moe/cow/thread/8144/#8144
a1a169 No.132336
a1a169 No.132896
>>132336
>>132301
http://www.cringechannel.com/forums/topic/man-who-really-loves-his-car/page/3/
>Sorry, Jesus isn’t real. ; ) Cars are though so there ya go.
"My car talks to me, but jesus is a le myth"
bb54a0 No.133155
Watch some of his videos. The kid sounds like Norman Bates or something.
>dad disappeared from the picture when I was very little
You don't say.
a1a169 No.134288
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c9f48d No.134301
Jesus christ this is cringe inducing
98668a No.134308
>>133441
some real hideo kojima level shit
78f24b No.134594
>>133441
>This is a thing
>And its this detailed
Some one put a lot more work into this then they really should have.
and that scares me.
00a7d7 No.134606
>>134594
Autism, my friend.
3acb14 No.134869
It's kind of a shame because he's not a half-bad artist. He does know how to draw detailed machinery. But to be this autistic and to flip out this hard after leaving it be for about two years, he's got milking potential.
a1a169 No.138061
>>134288
>Trolls are beyond rational thought
>My car is in love with me!
05b30d No.138104
>>134869
Yeah. In a weird way I kind of want him to go full /m/ with his stuff.
As bizarre as this whole thing is, he's got some talent for machinery that I'd hate to see go to waste.
I mean those things in >>133441 are strange for sure, but whole reproductive anatomy of them is strangely compelling with the sheer level of detail in it.
In particular is how the detail has some sort of internal consistency and strong logic to how it all works.
Dude should be drawing schematics for mecha weapons and suits, not mecha penises.
05b30d No.138106
>>138061
seconds after posting what I just did, I've lost all respect for this guy upon reading this.
Anybody who gets Picasso's history wrong is always full of shit, especially when they apply that same interpretation to themselves as an excuse.
949c62 No.138164
>>138104
I wonder if someone could lure him into illustrating mechs for Tabletop. I don't think he that he would get into designing actual machinery. His relationship with these things is too romantic.
>>138106
Maybe he is just uneducated and doesn't know better like every other pennywise in Burgerland.
98668a No.138197
>>138061
>DON'T POKE THE BEAR
>IT'S NOT OVER
>I CAN'T IGNORE THIS INDIGNITY ANY MORE
>IF I DON'T FIGHT, THEY WIN
Dangerous logic. His fear of troll escalation prompts him to imagine some sort of pressure valve on the internet, which only his continued responses can alleviate. In his mind, if he doesn't keep up a conversation to defend himself, people looking for lulz will keep pushing harder and harder until they crush him.
That's not lulz anymore, half-dude. Nobody wants to destroy your entire livelihood, except that one smelly guy in the corner covered in his own feces. We just think your antics are hilarious. Please relax.
a1a169 No.142121
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The dashboard has some electrical problem that makes it flicker on and off. He takes this as an indication that it wants his dick.
Also, he's begun posting on kiwi farms…
https://kiwifar.ms/threads/half-dude-the-man-who-loves-his-hyundai.10890/page-12
a1a169 No.142123
>>142121
He sticks a fleshlight into the tailpipe of his car and fucks it
a1a169 No.143160
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>In one of my more creeper moments. I left my camera recording while I went in to do some shopping. There's this steep decline at my store's exit ramp where you get these amazing 'up-skirt' shots of car's butts as they wait on the ramp to get out onto the busy main road. I set it to some sexy music and well… it's part sexy, part hilarious. XD
>I've actually thought of making a drawing of this situation not too long ago. A girl car saying "I hat this exit ramp! >.>" As she looks back at a male car behind her in line staring all pervily up under her bumper lol.
https://kiwifar.ms/threads/half-dude-the-man-who-loves-his-hyundai.10890/page-20
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oh and of course he makes FNAF erotica, too. the circle of autism is complete.
a8d24c No.143165
>>142123
You know, I've never had any interest in fucking a car, but I'd like to think that if I were so inclined I'd at least have decent taste.
What that man is sticking his dick into appears to be a small brown SUV from the 90's. Not only is it a terrible boring color of brown, but it's a car archetype that only poor people drive from the worst decade in exterior design history. This man is the chubby chaser of carfuckers.
f88962 No.143222
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>>142123
Embarrassing to describe it he says, though he doesn't seem to be too embarrassed to take pictures.
Other "non-conventional relationships":
>Married to the Eiffel Tower
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xInWMRzEan8
>Woman on Ferris Wheel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mY64l69DNQA
>This guy seems to really love cars and lions.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrLMLFE5Eec
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ba9L6n8zj1U (same guy)
e8c54e No.151207
I hope he wasn't why Cars 2 was created.
29e2b7 No.151260
>>151207
He probably got rejected from Pixar, like those furfags who jerk off to Animaniacs and Tiny Toons.
09a91f No.151444
>>143160
>kiwifarms sympathizes with him
>cringe channel laughs at him
kiwifarms are a bunch of cucks.
e8c54e No.151493
This needs more transformers.
51dc57 No.151616
>https://8archive.moe/cow/thread/8144/#q8893
>tfw I actually own a 16004 now and I had a WT745
Life is good sometimes.
OT:
>>133441
Pic related.
fc950a No.151626
>>151616
>washing machine enthusiasts
I would ask why, but as I'm someone who's spent thousands of dollars on hobby-grade RC cars I think I can understand, in a way.
>>133441
The mechanical detail here is pretty good but not perfect. For example, he doesn't seem to know that most hydraulic cylinders have a line going to each side of the ram, one for extension and one for retraction. And the motor on that dick retractor belt would have to be huge as shit without any reduction gearing on it as he's illustrated.
Has he said whether he changes his oil himself, or would that be like doing home surgery on your GF?
51dc57 No.151666
>>151626
Fun fact: most of the washer enthouasts community runs on autistic people, myself included. Then again, I don't see any lolcows emerging from it.
419387 No.151668
fc950a No.151765
>>151668
I work around mechanical shit, it's hard to not notice mistakes like that.
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c7c416 No.192903
Some new Half-dude porn :^)
9fcfa4 No.192907
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>>192903
OOOO NOBODY GIVES A SHIT
68cc43 No.192941
>Half-Dude and Sammy (The balloonfucker, not the sanic sped) try to assassinate Jeremy Clarkson and hilariously fail
Prime comedy material right there, it writes itself.
088d61 No.192942
My first time at the gas station-
I pulled in to the gas station just as my car gave a final gulp of breath while shutting off from thirst. I gave a small smirk as I reached in my pocket and fingered the twenty dollar bill crumpled there. I knew this would be a very enjoyable stop. Next to the pump, I slowly undo the latch on my car, letting out a damp puff of air as the lid opens, revealing the dark, wet hole to the engine. My hand goes for the pump, ripping it forcefully from the stand, jerking the handle ever so hungrily. Slowly, ever so slowly, I slide the nozzle into the gas tank, the grimy sound of metal rubbing against metal filling my ears. I constricted my grip around the handle. A low cough of gears churning inside the pump, and I feel the gas start to come. Yellowish, clear liquid with a very potent stench flows through the pump's tube and gushes into my tank. The car sort of settles into place as the liquid slowly fills it's tank. And just as it really started to begin, it ends. I pull out the nozzle, fresh juice still dripping from the end. The hatch to the tank slides closed ever so smooth, and I pay the $20. I can't wait until next time.
f0cdf9 No.192968
>>192907
I'm sorry he doesn't have a stance on gamergate for you to find him funny.
51dc57 No.193017
>>151616
.>>151626
Oh shit I didn't know this thread is still alive.
I had the successor of the WT745 (the WT945) for a week and then I sold it, because it was complete shit. Drying took about 3 hours on cupboard dry WITH the recommended 2.5kg of laundry, compared to 100 minutes of the predecessor, it was very quiet though.
Also brought a Asko front loader a few months back, which I really love and still have next to my 16004.
1d2cf4 No.193075
>>151444
What a fucking ying-yang
462180 No.193092
I remember a video of this guy. Does anyone have a link? He was talking about fucking airwolf.
9b99fe No.193101
>>192968
Could always try contacting John Kelly to see if he can debate the guy on his stance on gamergate to learn if he's an ethics cuck or not.
>>192903
I have to wonder what he uses for sex toys. Maybe shoving a fleshlight into the tailpipe of his car so he can have some special time with her?
4fbf2a No.193103
>>193101
Probably something that makes the vibrations from the engine tickle his bum.
9b99fe No.193105
>>193103
Maybe it's just plain sexual for him to drive? Or I guess that could be considered vore in a way.
c7c416 No.193140
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>>193092
The airwolf guy wasn't him. It was another carfucker
There is video of this guy though. see>>142121
90e722 No.193158
>>193140
>>142121
These guys are fascinating.