7b219a No.134074
Happy fourth of JULAAAAAY
ad6ff8 No.134081
2b9608 No.134094
His hiatus from Facebook didn't last long. It looks like the pink lemonade is still there too, in all of its vulgar glory.
978a6b No.134096
Is Chris-chan going to jail this month?
d5e342 No.134115
>>134110
Hahahahaha what the fuck is that lemon supposed to be a pussy? That shit is making me laugh pretty hard man hahahahahaha from the fucking glass with class, what? A pussy shooting period blood all over your fucking face? Oh how classy hahahahahahahaha
God damnit Chris you sick fuck, I can't help but laugh at your retardation.
17adb7 No.134118
>>134115
Thank you Anthony for coming to celebrate the fourth of JUULAAAAAAY with us
1b5e45 No.134121
c5f164 No.134143
>>134096
I hope so.
JULAAAAY!
a5ab33 No.134151
>>134110
Jeeeezus
This is proof positive that CWC doesn't need IQ82 trolls thinking they'll entrap him in some masterplan. Look at the insane shit he comes up.
36a9d2 No.134177
>>134110
I look forward to more psychologically enriching works of art from Chris as his mental state continues to decline at an exponential rate.
I often wonder what the last picture he draws before he dies will be.
da6e3e No.139421
what is ol' CWC up to these days, anyway
2c3e6c No.139423
>>139198
What site is doing that weird psychedelic thing?
d2be19 No.139425
>>134177
Probably be of him living a normal life.
c07c6a No.139436
>>139425
Nah, probably something stupid like Sonic with tan arms.
a27ee5 No.139438
>>139423
check the bottom right
5a52c5 No.139479
>>139421
well he's a woman now
d2be19 No.139525
>>139436
Maybe, I just remember some fucking shit someone posted about hell being that last moment were the person you are meets who you could have been. Then again that'd only apply to a normal person.
532089 No.139526
>>139525
You mean like how someone could've turned out just like Chris if they hadn't started smoking weed every day?
(yeah, someone once admitted that on the kiwi forum)
d2be19 No.139531
>>139526
If that's true one could make a very strong case in favor of legalization, but I meant like you could have lived a fulfilling life but you chose to sit on your ass all day. At this point though I'm imagining a campaign add in favor of legalization involving JULAAAY!
5b7fcd No.139641
>>139421
He was looking for a boyfriend-free girl at a gay club (not even kidding).
He was boasting about how he was making lots of friends and how he finally found a place where he felt accepted and nobody would judge him. He posted about it every week.
Then suddenly he stopped. Anybody knows what happened?
5e5522 No.140130
>>139641
I think he go back to "sonic arm-issue" …
still retarded
532089 No.140152
>>139641
Still going.
I wonder if the dykes and homos have started to stay away when they know that Chris will be there? Probably not, but it's somewhat funny to think about it.
ca4e3c No.140154
>>140152
Or more likely turn out was low because it was a Monday and most people who frequent bars probably have jobs.
36a9d2 No.140157
I haven't been following the macing trial lately. I assume another court date came and went with yet another continuance and no one really gives a shit until further notice?
ca4e3c No.140159
>>140157
He's got court on Thursday.
It will probably be another continuance.
c35735 No.141333
Chris's next hearing is tomorrow, right? How likely is it that he'll get another extension? If he doesn't get another extension, is he going to trial immediately, or will it be a multi-day affair?
4286da No.141355
You guys need to leave her alone. If your going to follow Christine the least you could do is do it in a place where the users have the best of intentions for her.
3123f3 No.141360
>>141355
>being this xalver
5f0f75 No.141378
877567 No.141411
File: 1437631662939.jpg (181.52 KB, 1436x915, 1436:915, gay as a diamond studded r….jpg)
>>141355
on a website where you accidentally the servers on a regular basis? Not bloody likely.
46d483 No.141449
d4aab0 No.150798
File: 1439477693072.jpg (231.05 KB, 1450x1037, 1450:1037, RADIANT_HISTORIA_Rajianto_….jpg)
>playing Radiant Historia
>a character says 'you don't have to tell me twice'
>immediately think 'but in the stone age…'
a74ffb No.150858
>>150798
>playing grindy unfun jrpgs
d2c58c No.150893
d32ab5 No.151159
Is this the slowest period in Christory since the discovery? Nothing interesting going on right now besides the amiibos/facebook postings.
d4aab0 No.151162
>>150858
I have autism, so I enjoy them.
5b7fcd No.151281
A question if I may, dear Christorians: what is the name of the video in which CWC talks to camera while, in the background, this image of (purportedly) BlueSpike plays on the TV?
105d50 No.151285
>>151159
I remember stuff a few years ago being dreadfully quiet, seemingly worse than now.
At least with the court thing we KNOW something will happen in the future.
cac9fc No.151289
>>151281
No clue, but that's not BlueSpike. That's a mushed mouth youtube kid named Nesshelper
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Nesshelper
c0f198 No.151375
>>141355
who's this semen demon making demands?
c3cffb No.151445
>>134074
Ode to the china.
4286da No.164906
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Some fucking sperg donated $1,364 to fucking Chris for his new comic venture. Who wants to speculate how this will end?
Skip to 20:15 seconds in the video.
fc6171 No.164928
>>164906
>Skip to 20:15
>Executive producer
Unless he had paperwork to go with that, he's pretty much fucked if Chris takes the money and runs.
4286da No.164929
>>164928
It's a useless title that I'm sure isn't official in any capacity. Chris just said if you donated enough you'd get the title.
94bfe4 No.164931
>>141355
>her
>Christine
I haven't checked out the dirt on you, but you're already a faggot.
fc6171 No.164934
>>164908
Wow, he actually wrote a response. I was expecting something along the lines of "Your donation has been inputed and accepted for better improvement. Thank you for your time and efforts"
4286da No.164939
>>164934
On the contrary, I think Chris was extremely stoked to have gotten a fucking grand handed to him for making a sonichu issue. As full of himself he is, I don't think he expected that to happen.
00d575 No.164944
>>164908
He's really not a bad guy at heart. Which I've said all along. He's just not all there.
e2c19e No.165066
>>164944
He's worse than Hitler.
94bfe4 No.165171
>>165066
Well it's hard not to be.
28e0e2 No.167664
>>164944
Why do people say this?
He loses his shit when he doesn't get what he wants. Need I remind you of all the game place drama and his ebin decade long hate of the evil Mary Lee Walsh?
d8f247 No.167833
Chris is a bad guy, like most extreme autistics. Contrary to popular opinion autistics are not benign child-like angels in touch with some kind of nirvana like state the ignorant mental normies have lost, but most frequently, violent mongoloids who hurl their shit.
Now, Chris is a mild case to be sure, but he's still a nasty motherfucker when things don't go his way. We don't see that a lot because he's a pussy, but how many stores he's got kicked from for his behavior, and the video evidence of such events speaks for itself. If you threaten violence because of the color of a fictional character's arms, you are a bad person. It doesn't matter if you have a mental illness, because all that means is that we've categorized why your brain is that way. Your brain, nonetheless, is still a complete dick.
I understand people want to protect him from the trolls and they feel sorry for him because he's pathetic, but I assure you that your pity is completely misplaced and Chris doesn't have the empathy to pay it back. He seems to think empathy is some kind of low level superpower.
There needs to be a word for the inverse of the a-logs; the people who go around trying to manage his life to keep him safe from the consequences of his behavior.
3f2cfb No.167869
127f9b No.167879
>>167833
You go from calling him extreme to mild and then just make a bunch of worthless value judgements before proceeding to say "causation means nothing when I can misascribe malicious intent".
A-Log on steroids for sure.
d8f247 No.168019
>>167879
>You go from calling him extreme to mild
Compared to some autistics, CC is mild, but that's still extreme compared to say aspergers sufferers who themselves come in more or less extreme forms. Reading comprehension please.
>a bunch of worthless value judgements before proceeding to say "causation means nothing when I can misascribe malicious intent"
It's a fact that Chris Chan has been a pest who has threatened the children he's played Pokemon with, sexually harassed women in the stores he's been in, and genuinely been a nuisance for the stores and the mall he hung around. It's also a fact that more recently he assaulted a store employee after they tried to get him to leave because he was protesting inside a store that had nothing to do with making Sonic's arms blue. Chris has too long a history of stuff for it to just be whitewashed.
Where's your case for Chris being a little angel who dindu nuffink?
There's basically no way not to be an asshole when your sense of reality is as distorted as Chris Chan's. If he was a perfectly reasonable individual none of the stuff that has happened to him would have happened.
>A-Log on steroids for sure.
This entire board is an A-log board by those standards.
A-logging would be if I went after Chris and tried to troll him (and revealed myself to be as pathetic in the process), when all I'm saying is that he's a piece of shit. I've no intention of trolling Chris and I think people should stop trolling Chris. Chris was at his best when people were encouraging him instead of fucking him over.
Even so, the opposite view that Chris is a poor little urchin who is the way he is just cause of trolls doesn't stand up to even the most basic analysis. It's a feel good way of looking at the whole thing that is just plain wrong.
4286da No.168030
>>168019
According to the Kiwi Farms, anyone who doesn't kiss Chris' ass is an a-log. Null did a wonderful job of creating an army that shames anyone from trying to troll him without their consent.
d8f247 No.168047
>>168030
Meanwhile they stalk him and record his every move on the internet, which is respectful somehow.
94bfe4 No.168055
>>167833
He is child-like. Children are brats and that's why their controlled primarily with negative reinforcement, but I don't really care about his sense of morality. He's just a simpleton I don't expect much.
>There needs to be a word for the inverse of the a-logs; the people who go around trying to manage his life to keep him safe from the consequences of his behavior.
They've always been called "white knights" and this:
>>167869
9f70f9 No.168245
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>168243
Holy shit. You "redpill" fags are just as autistic and cringy as the SJW's you hate.
>Sure hitler killed political rivals, burned books, banned art, ect b-but my conspiracy theory says he didn't kill as many jews as everyone thinks!
Video related. "Redpilled" people.
47b684 No.168254
>>168245
It's two sides of the same coin. Both are totalitarian.
The video you linked though, he goes on about how blah blah blah criticizing someone who proclaims themselves to belong to X "-ism" isn't an attack on that "-ism"… it at the very least will bring negative publicity to that "-ism". Then again, the subject of that video is bad publicity for MTGOW on his own.
f00c3e No.168256
>>168245
You do realize that we hate MGTOW right?
9f70f9 No.168257
>>168256
That's why I posted him.
Most redpilled fags know how stupid they look in real life/video and don't post their videos on youtube because of it.
215180 No.168259
>>168257
Please go, subhuman.
9f70f9 No.168262
>>168259
>Laughing at autistics and beta's makes someone a sub human
Why are you on /cow/?
215180 No.168268
>>168262
To laugh at butthurt subhumans like you.
Tell us more about how the evil Nazis persecuted your grandparents.
9f70f9 No.168270
>>168268
>Board about making fun of autstics
>B-But don't make fun of autistics I agree with!
Amazing.
9f70f9 No.168272
>>168268
Nice strawman.
Getting proven wrong and sperging is only proving him right you know?
9f70f9 No.168273
94bfe4 No.168293
>>168243
Nice reading comprehension, faggot.
6a38a8 No.168295
>>168270
The board owner just told me that we're not allowed to insult Jews on here.
I posted 'subhumans' a few times in this thread. I never posted the word 'Jews' though. I guess the board owner thinks that the Jews are subhumans.
He must be feeling a bit confused.
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) 9f70f9 No.168301
>>168295
>Has to come back with a new ID
Anon, you were probably banned for your own good, to stop the spread of your spergs.
6f12dd No.168311
>>167833
>There needs to be a word for the inverse of the a-logs; the people who go around trying to manage his life to keep him safe from the consequences of his behavior.
We already have a word for that. White Knights
f84af6 No.168313
>>168295
Don't lie about my actions.
Here's the ban message and reason for your ban: Created a new 3-day ban on /cow/ for 3e06dd5ae9 (#74065) with reason: <p class="body-line ltr ">Calm down, edgelord. No one hear is dissing the peckerwoods, so stop being so impassioned about it.</p>
Check the image for the reason for my ban. I usually don't ban people for first time offenses, unless it's incredibly egregious(shitty copypasta, flooding, cp, PA requests). You're edgier than a linkin park song and don't contribute to threads.
d52dcf No.168316
>>168301
I guess it's not acceptable to hurt a Jew's feelings on here.
Those poor oven-dodgers. They can dish it out but they can't take it.
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) d52dcf No.168317
>>168313
>Don't contribute to threads
That's your personal opinion. Maybe you just don't appreciate the things I do contribute.
Did I hurt your feelings?
f84af6 No.168319
>>168317
I wouldn't mind your ban evasion, if you were posting cocks and contributing to threads. Instead, you want to go to prison yard taunting but on the internet. You can enjoy that on another board.
6ff897 No.168320
>>168313
banning him doesn't really change the quality of threads. I'd have just let him continue being edgy.
But hey I guess mods=gods
9f70f9 No.168324
>>168320
But think about all of the sweet /cow/ material we can get, right here in thread.
f84af6 No.168325
>>168320
Nah, it's fine to disagree with my actions. Just don't fucking lie on me.
>>banning him doesn't really change the quality of threads. I'd have just let him continue being edgy.
I'm starting with one poster at a time and when the opportunity arises. I really try not to dictate cocks, but that philosophy suited /cow/ when it was like 40 active members and we all knew each other. The move to 8chan still is teaching me and JEWS stuff everyday about managing a bigger community.
6ff897 No.168346
>>168325
Think about it though. All you're going to do is get rid of a few edgy meme comments and that's about it. I prefer a hands off approach unless they're literally spamming.
4286da No.168375
LOL, so which one of you faggots contacted the pride festival Chris attended today and accused him of molesting a little girl using null's email?
f46690 No.168423
>>168375
Why do people still feel like they need to make shit up about lolcows? The truth about Chris is funny enough. He doesn't need to be a Klansman pedophile who runs over stray cats.
128ea9 No.168453
>>168375
>making up shit about Chris
Can we please not become Tumblr?
d4a03f No.168533
>>167879
>Defending Ian Brandon Anderson
>Ever
>>168245
Your video is a poor comparison. If you want to insult us schlomo, try harder.
/pol/ is extremely anti MGTOW. Can't 14 words without women.
d4a03f No.168535
>>168375
Unnecessary but I admit I hued.
85e78a No.168543
>>168423
Adam looks worn out.
ad6ff8 No.168631
>>168543
Much like his comedy
3ba840 No.168689
>>168245
>Youtube Migtow
Do you think you are fucking wizchan or something? MGTOW has been dying from cancer since 2012. The caravan moved to somewhere else and I won't spoonfed you on where to.
27cf97 No.168902
>>168047
Seriously, when the fuck is someone going to kill null and his skank ass fiance?
27b7eb No.173233
File: 1443802445212.png (232.68 KB, 506x608, 253:304, Screen Shot 2015-10-02 at ….png)
Chris Chan Won! Sega listen to his recent assault and gave in to his/her demands.
1dad84 No.173268
>>173233
I guess terrorism really works
4588f1 No.173275
>>173268
that image is at least 7 years old but it still cracks me up errytime
917eef No.173301
27b7eb No.173638
>>173268
Very appropriate; he even made a vid of himself doing a reinactment.
0bedec No.173721
>>134074
If Christian is a transgender, why does he still call himself 'Christian' ? Is it a unisex name or something?
also this board's default colour scheme is absolutely disgusting
80db9f No.173724
327b99 No.173725
>>173724
>>173721
And has also recently jumped on the muh pronouns bus.
0bedec No.173742
>>173725
>And has also recently jumped on the muh pronouns bus
I'd love to see some screencaps of him getting sassy about pronouns please?
327b99 No.173757
>>164944
The only things he's done that I have trouble looking past are, excepting his various other run-ins with the law, his 2011 confrontation with Michael Snyder (where he went into a store he was banned from to take pictures of its manager, to "use as a dartboard," and tried to run said manager over in his car after he called the cops and barred their exit), and the recent Gamestop macing. Aside from that, he seems to be a good-natured guy if a fucking lazy leech on society whose life has probably been unnecessarily exacerbated (but made much more interesting) by trolls.
I find him much easier to sympathize with him now that he's finally realized he can monetize his fame, so at least some of his money is now rightfully earned. But the Gamestop macing is still fairly recent, and arguably the most unambiguously reprehensible thing he's ever done.
Pic unrelated it's the other cuck Chris with his fat wife
4286da No.173766
>>173757
like a fat, sober, and largely irrelevant Courtney Love.
479f2a No.173770
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>>173757
I don't know about good-natured. The way he maced someone without a second thought, as well as his general treatment of other people seems to indicate that he only sees them as means to his ends. Any apparent good-naturedness is probably an act to get people to look up to him.
I don't blame him, though. I blame his parents for neglecting him so utterly, enabling his delusions, and failing to help him with his autism. The reason he's still so utterly turned inward, and trapped at the mental age of eleven, is simply because he's an untreated mental patient.
>>173766
>Sober
Uhh… I do have some not-so-good news I've just heard about on the web :(
Picture unrelated.
266f76 No.173778
>>173757
>good-natured
Chris isn't some lovable village idiot like on some TV show. He is really anti-social, he frequently displays aggressive tendencies and demonstrates he's got no compassion or consideration for anyone other than himself.
I think this tendency of /cow/boy to paint Chris as 'misunderstood' is a rather needless knee-jerk reaction to Foxdicks painting him as the Devil or something.
94bfe4 No.173785
>>173778
I don't think he's a good boy who's just misunderstood, but I do think he's not much worse than your average person. The difference I think is that while he might be well aware that he does bad things, because he's a simpleton the consequences of his actions are an afterthought. For everyone else there's a check for morality and a check for, "can I get away with this?", and I'm assuming Chris' threshold for the latter is a lot lower than most.
266f76 No.173805
>>173785
I dunno about that. The autism makes the whole issue rather foggy but the way he responds to certain things and refuses to accept fault or responsibility for things he genuinely did wrong leads me to believe that, were he neurotypical, he'd probably be in the 'shitty person' end of the person type spectrum.
He's a spoiled brat basically. The difference between him and a lot of other spoiled brats is that this one's got autism.
99a15e No.173970
832a21 No.175786
Chris' next continuance court date is in two days
GET HYPE MOTHERFUCKERS
7e01f0 No.175794
>>173805
>neurotypical
Nice autism m8
245a47 No.175796
>>175786
Continuance, probably.
546d68 No.175928
>>134096
He deserves to go to jail after turning his back on the bear conductor.
c0cb19 No.175933
>>175928
The American Rabbit will make him pay for his crimes.
2b89e6 No.176166
Today is the day.
Will we see the finale of this saga?
Or will it continue for another month?
747ccc No.176204
Seems he was finally ruled guilty. But he was sentenced to 180 days of what? I am unfamiliar with these things. Can anyone shed any light?
245a47 No.176210
>>176204
Looks like he just has to stay out of trouble for six months. Otherwise he's free.
ba7dad No.176213
>>176204
it's either 6 months probation or 180 hours of community service. I have no legal knowledge but I was expecting he would get no jail time.
Was he also fined 541$ at the costs section below?
ba7dad No.176214
>>176213
disregard, I didn't see the Fine section next to it.
e9a0de No.176218
>>176204
>Amended to a misdemeanor
Bullshit. Total bullshit. At least it's not a continuance.
>>176210
He's doomed, you say?
2b89e6 No.176219
>>176213
Where does it say 180 hours of community service?
He's on a suspended sentence for 180 days. It's kinda-sorta probation. As long as he stays out of trouble for that time, the judge would likely dismiss it.
I wonder what the other conditions of his suspension are.
>Don't go places where you are banned
f1796d No.176223
>>176204
>Sprays people with chemicals during an assault
>Gets 6 months suspended
>Not probation
>Not community service
>Suspended
So basically Chris got a bunch of people to follow his trial for a year only to watch him walk away free. Ha.
61e47f No.176224
>>176223
A suspended sentence is more serious than probation and you are under court supervision for that time.
If you fuck up probation, you go back to court.
If you fuck up on a suspended sentence, they revoke it and you go straight to jail.
0c94f5 No.176227
>>176223
>>176223
chris is truly a horrific monstrosity.
2b89e6 No.176230
>>176224
Yup. Suspended sentence is just what it says on the tin. Legally, he's not out of the woods. In six months, he'll get another hearing to see if they still want to sentence him to jail or whatever. Most judges will see what he's been up to for this time, and determine whether or not to dismiss the sentencing (or lower the jail time to community service/probation).
It's a typical thing with first-offenders. Chris, being a second-offender, and having this felony amended to a misdemeanor, and STILL getting a suspended sentence, is one lucky son-of-a-snorlax. He should be grateful that the judge is so lenient.
832a21 No.176231
What about his court costs? Will his mother be taking care of that?
94bfe4 No.176243
>>176224
So what? He doesn't have to find a job, or report to a parole officer I bet. All he has to do is stay home for half a year. I doubt he'll get into any legal trouble within that time. He's not a career criminal.
832a21 No.176244
>>176243
They might have him attend counselling.
We don't really know what the deal is yet, but either Chris stays out of trouble for the next six months or he does half in a year in jail. Either way, if you're a GameStop employee it's all good news.
61e47f No.176245
>>176243
Why would he have to find a job?
They'd cancel his fucking Social Security for that.
832a21 No.176246
>>176245
No they wouldn't. Minimum wage job, he could earn on top of getting benefits. It's what a lot of autistics do.
94bfe4 No.176249
>>176245
Because if you're on parole you generally have to find a job along with some other conditions, but he probably got off easier than that.
832a21 No.176251
>>176249
He's not on parole. He's not a convict (yet).
All a suspended sentence is, they tell him to behave himself and there might be a few other conditions and he doesn't have to go to jail.
It's not like being on parole where you have to prove you can be a positive member of society before they leave you alone.
0b01de No.176252
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
So I don't know how many of you listen to The Daily Shoah, but we have a segment called the Shitlord Report which is usually dedicated to shitting on trannies. Anyway, the Shoah host/manager has assigned me to write this week's shitlord report on CWC's sentencing. Any ideas what I should mention?
>pic related, a sample shitlord report, SeventhSon wrote it IIRC.
b53b03 No.176253
>>176204
Has he made any facebook posts about it yet? I'm interested in seeing what he thinks about it. Most likely, he'll blame the DANG DIRTY MALE judge for playing kick the autist.
b53b03 No.176254
>>176252
Chris is far more than a 'crazy tranny'. Depending on who your viewership are, you'll probably have to introduce him and how he became famous. Talk about the previous Michael Snyder incident, and such. Then, go into the story of becoming a tomgirl, before mentioning Sonic Boom and the blue-armed bandit. Any part of CWC's life needs to be viewed in the context of all the crazy shit he's done.
0b01de No.176255
>>176254
Yeah, I've actually followed Chris's saga for quite some time (at least since 2010) and I know the ins and outs of Christory fairly well. But Scarlett O'Stonewall (the one who reads the reports) has no idea and I just can't break it to her to show her the full CWCki in all its gory details.
44579a No.176258
I called it from the beginning. Chris could probably kill someone and get a slap on the wrist.
0b01de No.176261
Which line sounds better guys?
>"Obviously being insensitive to the noble cause of Proper Fictional Hedgehog Representation in Video Games, a manager confronted Chris and told him to leave."
or
>"Obviously being insensitive to the noble cause of Ethics in Video Game Hedgehog Coloration, a manager confronted Chris and told him to leave."
832a21 No.176262
>>176261
The first one. 'Le Ethics Maymay XD' was never funny.
b53b03 No.176265
>>176261
I'd suggest something along the lines of:
>the manager, ever a fan of that classic game "Kick the Autistic", confronted Chris and told him to leave
0b01de No.176266
>>176265
Don't think TRS gets that line or its relevance.
0b01de No.176269
Question, since the CWCki is absolute shit: was Jackie real, or a troll?
1dad84 No.176272
>>176269
>Chris
>having a real GF
>>176218
Some of you guys acted like he was going to get multiple life sentences for fucking pepper spray. This is slightly more than a slap on the wrist and the most amount of trouble anyone should have really expected for him to get in.
e9a0de No.176275
>>176272
>for fucking pepper spray
For committing a felony. I never acted like your strawman with regards to life sentences, but I did expect him to at least be charged with what he had done. There is a point where the consequences of his actions have to actually catch up with him, dumb luck with authority figures and undeserved lieny doesn't last forever. It was merely assumed it would happen now rather than over the next 6 months.
0b01de No.176286
Shitlord report is in, and SeventhSon has given me a thumbs-up. I'll post the shoah here when it airs, hopefully the taint piercing won't creep Scarlett out TOO much (I'm not worried about offending SeventhSon, he's the guy who made the standard fuckparty video)
1b4f1f No.176288
Wow CWC's facebook has produced a lot of hilarious shit recently. It's almost like the old days.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YefmWA_exss
1b4f1f No.176289
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I wonder what's got Chris so interested in Count Graduon again, reflecting on the past, maybe?
ca42cb No.176290
At least he didn't get away with it, but I bet if it's CS he'll get it written off by Rocky.
And tards are still buying his crappy trinkets so he'll be able to ignore the fine, still.
1b4f1f No.176291
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>>176288
third pic was meant to be this
ca42cb No.176310
The unbanning at the mall will probably lead to an incident, he's allowed in the mall (assuming everyone gets the memo) but still banned from multiple places.
I could see Chris getting in a heated confrontation in thinking he's free to go anywhere in the mall. 180 days is a big window to get into shit.
02c543 No.176312
>>176291
God I hate how this man writes - it's a chores to read sometimes.
4286da No.176316
>>176291
I wonder if he crapped his briefs when he was surprised?
02c543 No.176319
>>176316
>I wonder if he crapped his briefs when he was surprised?
>briefs
He's tucking his cock between his lets just to fit into a thing.
4286da No.176320
>>176291
You bet your ass if a woman yelled at him in a parking lot he would welcome it with open arms.
fc6171 No.176323
>>176204
This victory may be short lived. According to a witness at the trial, Barb wasn't looking too good. I'd give her a year tops but with the way her living conditions are, that might be a generous estimate.
7080e4 No.176325
>>168295
(USER PRETENDED TO GET BANNED FOR THIS POST)
832a21 No.176330
>>176323
>I couldn't hear anything they were saying up front
What the fuck was he there for? We wanted to know the terms of his suspended sentence, not some bullshit about how Barb's dying. We know Barb's dying.
e2c19e No.176335
>>176290
He still has to pay the fine.
832a21 No.176413
Seriously, are we ever going to learn the terms of his release?
7d5f10 No.176416
I can totally see Chris forgetting after a few months and getting in some kind of trouble.
f46690 No.176428
And people say CWC isn't relevant anymore.
6 months is more than enough time for CWC to squander this grace period.
44579a No.176431
>>176310
How can a judge rule that he's unbanned from private property?
f46690 No.176442
>>176431
The only evidence of that I heard was a blurb at the end of the eyewitness' last video showing Chris and Barb leaving the court.
Theoretically, I guess, even though a shopping mall is private property it's understood to be open to the public so the state does have a say in whether or not a ban stands (putting a sign in your window saying "We reserve the right to refuse service for any reason" doesn't mean you do). Technically because of civil rights law businesses are only supposed to ban clientele if they prove a hindrance to orderly commerce. It's a catch-all policy just in case the courts decides that you have to bake wedding cakes for gay couples so won't be able to point to cases only specifically keeping restaurateurs from denying black patrons a table in order to justify another kind of discrimination.
But in Chris-Chan's case the habit evidence is abundant. He's been banned from lots of places both in and out of that mall, and a prior mall ban was lifted before the one placed on him following the December 26th incident. There's mountains of proof that the Fashion Square's management could provide that they'd banished CWC for being a habitual menace rather than just wanting to play Kick the Autistic.
4286da No.176474
>>176431
If I had to guess I'd imagine that part of the terms of his release and pre-trial agreement were that he not return to the mall until this case was settled. I'd guess that it wasn't as much a ban as much as it was terms of his release on his own recognizance.
e2c19e No.176547
>>176431
The judge just lifted the court ban. If the mall wants to ban him on their own that's their own business.
2429a5 No.176550
>>176330
A-Log couldn't suppress his bloodlust if he sat too close.
7080e4 No.176668
what do you think's gonna happen to chris once barb kicks the bucket?
9df54b No.176669
>>168270
>
>>Board about making fun of autstics
>>B-But don't make fun of autistics I agree with!
This was on full display on the poketards austism threads: every nintedofag in the world descended there to defend his stupid obessesion with imaginary animals, shitty repetitive gameplay and other crap franchises like zelda while desperately trying to derail the thread with sanic
It was basically movieblob making fun of chrischan
ba7dad No.176689
>>176252
You could publish a resume of Chris's incident and the hows and whys. You can also add how he claims he's straight but is a tranny, had his taint pierced, drank his sperm with fanta. Stuff like that.
Also, I recently got into listening to the Daily Shoah. You guys are awesome.
ef93de No.176692
>>173785
You know a person's actions are their character, right?
94bfe4 No.176694
>>176689
Don't forget that he's into anal play and owns things like anal beads and dildos. I know that none of these things necessarily make someone a fag, but come on now. I think at the least he wouldn't mind a dickgirl.
>>176692
When actions are dictated based on circumstances rather than a moral imperative I disagree. It doesn't mean you're good, it just means your suppressed, I'd think.
ef93de No.176695
>>176694
>When actions are dictated based on circumstances rather than a moral imperative I disagree.
Not acting on a moral imperative is called being immoral. It means you lack character.
9287d6 No.176710
What's the story with marvin? He's an annoying inner circle fag, he trollshields like a mother fucker, he almost certainly started this tranny shit. What I don't get is that if he talks to chris why was there such an air of secrecy in going to his trial?
832a21 No.176711
>>176710
He's a cocks hoarder in addition to all that other shit.
a220ad No.176786
74515e No.176798
>>176694
> I know that none of these things necessarily make someone a fag
The thing that makes him a fag is the quote from his fanmail thing where he flat out said that he hated homos so much that he'd become opposite gender sooner than succumb to homosexuality.
A few years later and he's a tranny. No one seems to have picked up on this.
4286da No.176825
>>176710
Marvin has no life, he's an alcoholic/stoner NEET from a rich family who doesn't have to work so his hobby is literally controlling Chris' life. One might speculate that if one was able to take that power away from him Marvin might literally kill himself. He might not have started the tranny shit himself, but he was a part of the PVCC initiative to make a fake tomgirl forum run by the PVCC in order to encourage him in that direction.
d50f96 No.176843
>>176825
/cow/ leading /cow/…
7080e4 No.176866
I posit this question once again, as I feel like it is important:
What's going to happen to Chris when Barbara is gone?
1b4f1f No.176908
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Will you be the hero to receive the golden ticket from Christian Weston Chandler xisself?
94bfe4 No.176911
>>176866
He'll probably end up in a home for retards or something.
>>176908
>50 people bought this disgusting autists stuff.
And by "disgusting" I largely mean "unhygienic". I'd be reluctant to touch anything he gave me for free, never mind paying for a figure of his recolor.
4286da No.176912
>>176866
Ask the shitposting faggots at the farms, they spend dozens of pages asking questions that have relatively simple answers.
1b4f1f No.176917
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You know, I took this picture when there were no comments and I would honestly love to own some CWC-delivered unique merch, but I actually don't know what he's reerencing.
abc450 No.176918
>>176912
They never have anything helpful IMHO.
d10ee8 No.177001
So let me get this straight. During the trial the court banned Chris from the mall, but he was already banned from the mall by the mall.
Now that the trial is over, the court's ban on Chris going to the mall is over, but the mall's ban on Chris going to the mall still stands.
Couldn't we convince Chris to go to the mall so he gets into more shenanigans? We can convince him he's not banned anymore because the court said so, despite the fact he is banned by the mall still (but not the court.)
fc6171 No.177030
>>177001
>Couldn't we convince Chris to go to the mall so he gets into more shenanigans?
Goading him into doing illegal shit is only going to sour the julay. If he does something to get himself arrested, that's one thing. But trolling him into getting arrested is on the level of Clyde Cash grooming a 13 year old to have phone sex with Chris.
7080e4 No.177035
>>176912
looks like someone already asked. ayy
f46690 No.177044
>>177001
Chris doesn't need anybody's help to get in trouble with authority.
918311 No.177263
>>177044
Didn't he need his mom's help at some point?
2a9f2c No.177271
>>177263
Chris hit Snyder with his car first, before Barb took the wheel and hit him again. Then she tried to fight with the police.
This is not counting a previous incident where Chris tried to Snyder over.
Chris displays many anti-social tendencies, guaranteeing that he will get into some kind of trouble before the six months are up. The GameStop incident and the Snyder incident aren't the first times he's been arrested either.
abc450 No.177365
>>177271
I really think Chris is going to wind up in jail for real this time before his probation ends.
2a5f34 No.177403
The thing in woundering is what will Chris do if barb go's to jail?
4286da No.177405
>>177403
Chris will be left to his own devices and either trade the house for magic beans or get arrested again. But Barb is too frail to do anything more than lay around the house and occasionally leave home.
fc6171 No.177408
>>177405
Quick question. What's the contingency plan for Barb's death? It'll be a happening once she's gone and if she dies in her home, chances are the state will condemn their house. No internet connection = no more julay from our favorite cow.
4f9e4e No.177410
>>177365
If two counts of assault with intent to injure didn't put him into prison, what will?
2c724f No.177413
>>177410
killing someone would surely sent him to an asylum, at least
eef7a5 No.177431
>>177365
Depends. He never learns from his mistakes, this is true, but he's in therapy now. He might be medicated as a condition of his sentence.
13250f No.177508
How does he complete so many games?
Holy shit, he's got more platinums than I do. I thought he was supposed to be mentally incapable?
http://psnprofiles.com/Sonichu&completion=completed&order=played&pf=all#cocks
c74af4 No.177572
>>177508
It seems the games he plays are the same big brand name selection you would see at wall mart.
fc6171 No.177573
>>177572
Makes sense considering that he's been banned from every Gamestop within driving distance.
4286da No.177577
>>177408
Either way Chris will still own the house once Barb dies. He can either sell it, or pay someone to clean the hoard and attempt to start life on his own. Either way Chris will blow through his money quickly and be put in a group home if he doesn't get arrested again.
2a9f2c No.177617
>>177508
There are a lot more incomplete games than there are complete. The ones that are complete aren't exactly hard to complete.
Common complaint early on in the Chris saga is that he uses your taxpayer money to buy tons of PSN games that he then never plays.
69fec3 No.177726
730751 No.177727
61e47f No.177852
One of the more spastic bronies on Kiwi Farms just posted the transaction log of a $500 Visa gift card he donated to him last Christmas.
Chris didn't spend it until September, the same time that other retard DStecks donated $1,000 to him.
https://kiwifar.ms/threads/chris-finds-a-gift-card-spends-it.13723
abc450 No.177854
2b6d37 No.177862
f0e916 No.177870
40d45c No.178394
Is anyone friends with CWC on facebook? I'd like to try talking to him, but I sent him one message and he never responded
40d45c No.178396
>>177862
Null has a girlfriend?
c7cfe1 No.178398
>>178396
Yes. Null is in an online relationship with an FtM tranny from the cwcki. They both claim to be "asexual".
090ed1 No.178413
128ea9 No.178418
>>178398
Why does this place attract cows?
I mean seriously, there was that Revy fag,
That other fag, and now this Null faggot.
Seriously, the fuck is up with this place.
8f2128 No.178421
>>178418
Being interested in lolcows is a sign you are one. The longer you stay and more involved you get the bigger the chance you'll eventually be exposed.
0cab04 No.178457
>>176223
Giving community service to Chris would be akin to punishing the community. The judge was wise.
94bfe4 No.178458
>>178398
>This is the guy who writes 8ch's code.
No wonder this tranny-fucker in denial insists on using "preferred pronouns."
8f2128 No.178459
>>178458
>tranny-fucker
He'd have to be having sex to be a tranny-fucker.
941ca2 No.178538
d4aab0 No.179132
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
BREAKING NEWS: Chris Chan Apologises for previous homophobia
8def2d No.179133
>>178418
If you can't see it, then I've got some bad news for you. I need you to go take a hard look in the mirror.
I'm so sorry.
8def2d No.179134
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e40d6b No.179149
>>179132
>Blue hair
>"Mighty Lesbian" shirt
My god he's trying to hit every sjw stereotype.
He looks so old now too. HD is not kind to him. Maybe he should switch back to the ps2 camera.
31314a No.179200
>>179132
Wasnt it just 1 hero that told him about this shit and convinced him he had a lesbian soul?
576d36 No.179212
>>178421
You're posting on a board exclusively about them, idiot.
0ca93e No.179213
>>179200
You're thinking of Marvin. Yeah. He invented this shit.
06be34 No.179220
>>179200
Are you being facetious? Chris has advocated playing with barbies since he was 17. He liked MLP a decade before the new show.
0ca93e No.179221
>>179220
Chris loving all sorts of über commercial cartoons and toys including those intended for girls =/= tranny lesbian soul
You should know that fake /ints/ null
31314a No.179222
>>179213
>Inb4 in 16 months we get a new youtube rant after he realizes women wont touch spaz trannie bent dick, about how hes getting off hormones and how its all our fault because he will always have proper tits now.
>>179220
Yeah and he was suppressing that shit like his life depended on it, then this guy shows him the human freakshow that is tumblr and here we are.
090ed1 No.179223
>>179221
>fake /ints/ null
That's the real one
090ed1 No.179224
>>179220
He likes a lot of shit. It's your buddy that put the idea that he's really just a woman trapped in a man's body into his head.
8def2d No.179229
>>179224
Yeah, the trolls certainly did a number on him.
31314a No.179230
>>179229
His parents are the ones who really pulled the number, planting the idea that there is a snyder-biased conspiracy at work against chris because they dont understand internet mob mentality. If anything Barb should have her own thread if we could ever get enough info on her.
0ca93e No.179231
>>179222
That picture is fucking great. I do wonder how long until he changes his mind. This most recent video has him looking like his old self if you filter out the moobs and hair.
>>179223
That makes it so much better.
>>179224
Yeah.
>>179230
What's with all the barb and bob hate lately? Clearly they didn't do the best job possible, but hindsight is 20/20. Barb tried to dissuade him from the tranny shit, and bob had to die after seeing his son fuck a body pillow.
576d36 No.179232
The fact that there is new Sonichu and even YouTube videos after so long…
Beautiful.
I can't wait to see him crash and burn.
31314a No.179233
>>179230
*based, idiot
>>179231
Thanks, its essentially OC seeming as I found it on page 14 of google, use it wisely.
Barb is pretty messed up, look at her treatment of cole, shes a cruel woman.
090ed1 No.179235
>>179231
>lately
Where have you been the last seven years? We've always come down on Chris' parents for being shit parents, because they are. Especially his mother, although his father was not much better. They are literally responsible for everything that is wrong with Chris.
>>179230
> If anything Barb should have her own thread if we could ever get enough info on her.
If he wasn't such a twat, I'd say we could ask Cole about her.
31314a No.179238
>>179235
Hes given some pretty definitive evidence barb was mother of the year in the past.
http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Saturday_Night_Special
8def2d No.179245
>>176335
It's ok. He'll get the money from sonichu.
31314a No.179247
>>179245
He just got a massive donation, but I'm positive its already gone on lego, hair dye and estrogen, come to think of it does he still have that CC debt?
5b0ef2 No.179268
>>179247
Is there anything about Chris that remotely suggests he is responsible with money
090ed1 No.179343
>>179268
Well, he did burn down his own house. 14BC was probably worth more in insurance than it was in property value
94bfe4 No.179346
>>179132
I didn't see it. Any mirrors?
e71f55 No.179433
Estrogen is one hell of a drug.
694a81 No.179446
090ed1 No.179448
>>179446
You sound surprised
He's been balding for years now
31314a No.179451
>>179433
What boyfriend free woman wouldnt want to try and figure out how to fuck a useless, bent dick with that.
8b4198 No.179507
>>179132
is he getting fat again? He looks over 300lbs in this
cac9fc No.179510
>>179231
>This most recent video has him looking like his old self if you filter out the moobs and hair
I was thinking that too. It's like he put his picture in some online lesbian transgenderifier that just added brown-blue hair and moobs.
Also dramatic glasses reveal a good old fashioned Sonichu is STRAIGHT. HES STRAIGHT, Loves da women.
Now my question is, did he think of this himself or did the Stonecutters have something to do with it?
4f9e4e No.179549
>>179507
He's gotta figure out a way to look slightly female somehow, anon.
4f9e4e No.179552
>>179507
He's gotta figure out a way to look slightly female somehow, anon.
0c081b No.179565
So apparently Barb passed away a few days ago?
090ed1 No.179567
>>179565
I'll believe that when I see it.
6cb14d No.179569
>>179433
I think his estrogen pills are just herbal shit. He is just fat
0c081b No.179571
>>179567
Turns out it was some kiwisperg making things up for attention. I should've known I guess…
31314a No.179574
>>179542
Yeah you really should have given trolls have been confirming she has been attending the trial and even take photos.
31314a No.179575
>>179542
>>179574
whoops I mean
>>179571
Posting on 8chan really is a mess :/
fc6171 No.180073
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Guys, we may just have a new saga on our hands…
cac9fc No.180127
>>180073
Oh man, Chris is the greatest lolcow magnet there will ever be.
4286da No.180130
>>180073
Call me cynical all you want, but I'm holding my excitement until this woman has been looked into deeper. Given the lengths people have gone to troll Chris in the past. I don't think I'm being unreasonable.
cac9fc No.180136
>>180130
Reasonable. The point is, if she's some girl who is going to go head on and pretend to be Chris' girlfriend because she wants to be a super cool troll, than a lolcow she is indeed.
31314a No.180143
>>180073
>Implying Chris would be interested in someone his own mental retardation and body type
cc9f06 No.180144
>>180130
Ya I agree.
She's got like 3 videos though, which is sort of sketch tbh. But one of them is her playing with baby powder, so she could just be True and Honest craycray who wants to actually be Chris's heartsweet.
I guess only time will tell. :3
2c3e6c No.180146
>>180130
Good call. It would be a riot if she turned out to be real.
>>180143
This too. He still wants a 10/10 prom queen, because he's still a straight man masquerading as a woman
31314a No.180148
I wonder if she knows about his time as an unsuccessful male prostitute, julaaaay or dirty, crapped briefs ….
2c3e6c No.180149
>>180148
Even that's just skimming the surface. I still find out new things I didn't know when I'm browsing the cwcki at work
730967 No.180150
>>180148
If she knows or not, don't tell her about it. That's how Wallflower got fucked up.
f51259 No.180155
>>180150
Can someone summarize the wallflower saga please? The cwcki is kind of all over the place on it.
2c3e6c No.180191
>>180155
>http://sonichu.com/cwcki/The_Wallflower
cwcki can be a bit hard to decipher due to their heavy use of cwkisms.
>"The Wallflower" is the codename of Megan Schroeder's heiress, a female friend that Chris met some time around early 2010. She is one of the few girls Chris has managed to associate with in his post-high school years who is not (as far as can be seen) a direct result of trolling. In March 2010, she joined the long list of would-be sweethearts with whom Chris failed to lose his hated virginity.
>Based on an email Chris sent to Vivian Gee, he met The Wallflower on 22 January 2010 at a "Young Adult Social Group",[1] to which she went at the advice of her mother.
>On 25 January 2010 an email correspondence between The Wallflower and Chris started.
>The Wallflower for a while, treating her as his girlfriend in almost the same manner he had treated Megan. He had taken her out on a date and had plans for a second. He even admitted to attempting to talk her into taking his virginity on or before his birthday, and had planned to pay for a prostitute if she did not.
>The Wallflower wanted the relationship over after a troll linked The Wallflower to the CWCki.
>When Chris released a LittleBigPlanet level that revealed The Wallflower's identity, one troll decided to link her to the CWCki.
The CWCki redacter her name, but according to dramatic it's Heather Dalley. Pic related, it's her
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/index.php?title=Chris-chan/People&diff=next&oldid=583712#The_Wallflower
2c3e6c No.180192
>>180191
>according to dramatic
*dramatica
48e9b1 No.180216
>>180073
I'm sure she's just as true and honest as all of his other sweethearts.
Incidentally, anyone got a picture of "Mia Hamm"? I don't get why the cwcki doesn't have her pictures if they found the ad.
8def2d No.180218
Dust em off boys. You've got work to do.
48e9b1 No.180219
>>180218
You think Patti needs a pickle-tickle?
f51259 No.180221
>>180191
K thanks.
>>180216
>Incidentally, anyone got a picture of "Mia Hamm"? I don't get why the cwcki doesn't have her pictures if they found the ad.
That was confusing for me too. No one that I saw seems to have an archive of the ad itself, only the title of it in conjunction with other listings.
I really wanted to see what the sort of person who quits hooking after fucking Chris looks like.
090ed1 No.180235
>>180216
Kacey really looks like Chris
c3f644 No.180237
>>180191
this almost makes me feel bad for chris. I just want to watch a retard be retarded, not ruin any relationships he has.
479f2a No.180240
>>180216
The picture with the hambeast flipping Christina off is so sad for some reason.
cabc80 No.180250
>>180148
She looks like the kind of girl who spends hours each day writing gay undertale x homestuck fanfiction, so I would think that's why she's going after Chris in the first place.
cc9f06 No.180278
>>180240
Oh god lol hambeast… Hambeast was an acquaintance of actual girl Kim that Kim sort of hates (because Kim is a judgmental bitch with major self esteem issues). Anyway she thought she was trolling both of them by setting them up on… whatever the fuck that night out was.
This was also when Chris got that "goes down salty" long island iced tea iirc.
Ah, memories.
52694f No.180283
>>180191
Reading this is like reading a documentary.
94bfe4 No.180348
>>180191
Although I already knew, it always annoyed me that they took her info off of the CWCki. Maybe now that it isn't run by transdev they can put it back.
2c3e6c No.180356
>>180348
Maybe. Censorship is gay, but I also don't blame her for not wanting to be involved in christory. It's embarrassing I'm sure
44f62b No.183873
23a093 No.183975
>>180348
Yeah, ruin someone's life who barely has anything at all to do with Chris outside of being unfortunate enough to meet the guy at some young adult group, real epin ween /cow/bro. xD
Might as well volunteer your own real name to be attached to Chris's antics.
cde215 No.186109
>>179809
>(Human/Science)
I'm sure there must be a few horsefuckers on this board. Can one of you tell me if this makes sense?
cbfa91 No.186273
>>173721
He recently started going by "Christine".
I'm pretty sure this means we have to let him use women's restrooms and locker rooms now.
e6b8ac No.186304
>>186066
I always knew this day would come
e6b8ac No.186305
>>186304
Does anyone have a backup of his videos?
e40d6b No.186406
>>186305
most of them appear to be on archive.org
https://archive.org/details/yt-TheCWCvilleLibrary
one of the kiwifags also claimed to have downloaded all of them.
Actually i'm certain more than one of them did.
61b1c5 No.186662
>>176289
>4'9
>194 lbs
Sounds like chris at age 11
0e148f No.186691
>>179433
Dave Mustane is into weird shit these days.
13250f No.186856
>>176289
Chris is surprisingly articulate in writing. It's hard to square this with the person in the videos.
Is Chris fake?
Is this all some giant ruse?
I think I ask, because this has gotten so sad. Some part of we wants, if not a happy ending, just for this to end.
cde215 No.186869
>>186856
>Chris is surprisingly articulate in writing.
Not usually. Those posts are anomalies. If you look at other shit he's written, like the mailbags or any video description, it can often be hard to follow.
In fact, his writing is most coherent in his comic, although he still puts way too many fucking words in and often rambles.
>Is Chris fake?
People have been asking this for years.
The answer is, was, and always shall be "no."
He was doing this shit for years before that lucky /co/mrade found him. He has always been this way and always will be.
4d3490 No.192887
17adb7 No.192889
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMFZKsSMI-Y
Any hawt lesbians on /cow/ wanna join Chris' party?
c03c9c No.192911
Now that Chris is ok with da homos…
will he embrace his inner furfaggotry? IIRC he only denounced furries because of the large numbers of LGBT but considering he's now a Manwoman of Lesbian Soul (tm) or whatever someone should suggest that he gets into it.
>Lots of autism
>Furries love Sanic and Sanic OCs
>Guaranteed hugboxing, asspatting and special snowflake treatment
>A perfect excuse for him to start drawing his horrible porn again
>Full of desperate fat women who will fugg anyone of notoriety
This could usher in a new saga of degeneracy.
I'm getting all flustered just thinking about trans-Sonichu rule34 on the frontpage of Furaffinity.
cabc80 No.192939
>>192889
>Implying we arn't going to get about 10 diffrent Kiwis trying to do this with him
>Implying they wont try and fuck him too
a0c1b9 No.192945
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>CWCVilleGuariand has liked a video
a0c1b9 No.192946
>>192945
Guardian*
I'm not retarded it's my keyboard I swear.
29e62f No.192951
>>192911
> Now that Chris is ok with da homos…
He's not, it's just that Family Guy has told him that Christians hate gays but they haven't told him anything about Christians hating lesbians and trannies, so being a lesbian tranny is OK in his book. At some point he even said that he's a LBT activist, not a LGBT activist.
274ff3 No.192979
>>192889
The white knight just shut chris DOWN
0c7495 No.193003
>>192979
>Chris
>Caring for his elderly mother
>Caring for anyone other than himself
aaa80e No.199763
>>173770
That cat is cute
(Necrobumping) aaa80e No.199764
>>180073
>This video is private
FUCK
68c8f5 No.199783
>>139531
>meant like you could have lived a fulfilling life but you chose to sit on your ass all day
Yeah most people do that, but then again the number of people who try something and fail far outpaces the number of people who 'win' at something
One of the side-effects of sitting in your ass everyday is thinking that if you didn't do that you would be doing amazing things instead. I had a friend like that, he thought he could've been an actor or musician if he applied but the reality is that he had a lisp, shit physique and couldn't even do some acting to pick up a chick let alone be convincing enough to be a pro, and his taste for music was just shit.
The reality is that most people can't do stuff like that, they can't even reach a upper-class quality of life. They have a concept of what having a 'life' is thats closer to an ad than real life is, or a movie montage that leaves all the pain, hard work and failure out and only shows the fun parts
Of course when you reach the kind of astounding fail chris has pretty much anything else seems like a better outcome, including dying before you're 20
>>192979
Fuck he's going bald quick, getting that 'creepy pedo watching kids from afar' thin hair already
>>193003
Also this, his mom will probably be eaten alive by rats while chris is dancing alone at a dyke bar
420ede No.199836
>>186109
I can decipher it. It's actually a Pokemon reference, like most of Sonichu. Chris is saying that thing is part Human Pokemon and part Science Pokemon. It's pretty damn autistic, but the "reasoning" would be that the human in question is a scientist, since the downy version is obsessed with magic.
e40d6b No.203309
Chris turned 34 today.
In the span of just a few years, he went from chubby autist manchild, to a fat trans-lesbian Joker clone.
How much worse is he going to get in the coming years?
479f2a No.203440
>>203309
I still think the Ben Franklin comparison is more accurate
ba6f24 No.203445
>>199783
The hair dyes probably aren't helping with his hair loss. Chris couldn't have chosen a worse time to start using that stuff.
79678a No.203448
>>203445
According to Kiwi spergs who stalk him IRL, he uses hair clips to make his hairline appear far more forward than it actually is, and in reality almost the whole top of his head is totally bald.
b2bbde No.203513
>>203440
>cwc is ben franklin
BURN THE CONSTITUTION
eef7a5 No.203514
>>203448
>he uses hair clips to make his hairline appear far more forward than it actually is
How does he manage this?
594d51 No.203545
>>203513
I'll hire a tranny hooker to dig up George Washington.
4fa64e No.203687
>>176668
Why can't I stop laughing at this fucking gif?
082bb2 No.203872
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>176908
Why are people actually buying these?
b121bb No.203875
>>203872
>34th birthday
He literally looks 48.
feb962 No.203898
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Chris showing off his fresh "samples".
3eec31 No.203909
>>203898
Jesus he looks old. How does he age so quickly?
0cb35e No.203911
>>203909
Lots of McDonald's food, little exercise, and STRESS
994022 No.203940
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Chris is angry at Jeff Bezos because of clothing with some Sonichu-related memes at some troll's Amazon store or something.
Also, it looks like Chris's hairline is further in decline even when compared to his… shudder… "freezer" video from a few days ago.
5a4cba No.203947
>>203898
Okay so why exactly did he record this? He wants to donate his frozen sperm or something?
Horrible doesn't even begin to describe it.
245a47 No.204011
>>203440
>>203513
>>203909
>>203911
Ben Franklin looked like this at least well into elderhood and after years of being a businessman, family man, and helping to create an entire goddamned country. He has an excuse.
CWC um, well.
b21793 No.204017
>>204011
ben franklin also got laid all the time
994022 No.204019
Ben Franklin at least didn't have that weird cartoon caveman forehead bump thing going on that Chris has.
c35735 No.204036
>>203940
I must have missed the freezer video. I can see references to it on the cwcki, and I'm subscribed to cwcvilleguardian, but I can't find it. Something about frozen semen, right?
994022 No.204043
>>204036
The "freezer" video is this one, entitled "horrible", already posted in this thread: >>203898
fcb4a8 No.204156
>>173268
>thumbnail
thas ok here's a big one
e40d6b No.204234
>>203898
>Hope y'all will consider me as a donor!
c52d7d No.204269
>>204011
>Ben Franklin looked like this at least well into elderhood and after years of being a businessman
Chris has been making his leaving off selling his etsy art to other 'tists
>family man
The cats are his family now
>and helping to create an entire goddamned country
Cwcville is it's own sovereign nation.
79678a No.204271
>>204269
>selling his etsy art to other 'tists
It really is hilarious to think that Chris, despite the incredible meagerness of his achievements, is now significantly more successful than 90% of those who mock him.
I mean look at someone like Canine. Chronic alcoholic who has never had a job, or Alec Benson Leary who has never worked for anything more than minimum+tips, or Null who is like the opposite of King Midas and everything he touches turns to shit.
I wonder if they'll ever take a good look at their lives and realize how shit it is, even in comparison to someone so low.
ca42cb No.204522
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36a520 No.204567
>>203898
>A newly wed lesbian couple walks into a fertility clinic
>Being the progressive rainbow haired cunts they are, they ask for the semen of someone who was trans
>The clinic digs through their records until they find one donor who matches the description
>They dig into their freezers until they find a tin can covered in freezer frost
>The lesbians mix that shit up into a turkey baster and shoot that shit up
>9 months later, an obese baby boy with balding blue hair is born
>At his first breast feeding, the baby latches onto the teat of his mother and begins humping her with his bent genitalia
>Into the fire department he goes
>His childhood is spent in and out of the foster care system because he's too much of a nasty bitch for even the most caring parent to want
>At the age of fifteen, he walks into a Ruckersville McDonalds
>Off in a corner, he sees a morbidly obese bald woman on a Rascal scooter eating a big mac
>The two make eye contact with each other
>He notices this morbidly obese woman has blue hair just like him
>He asks her "What's your name?"
>The woman replies "My name's Christine Weston Chandler and I'm the true and original creator of Sonichu."
>Somehow the kid instantly knows that this is the parental figure he's been looking for all his life
>But at the same time, he knows that Chris is his future
>He runs out of the McDonalds crying because he knows no matter what he does, he'll wind up becoming a morbidly obese tranny on a scooter
>Left embittered by meeting Chris, he decides to take his revenge on the world
>He graduates college and gets a job working at the sperm bank where he was conceived
>Then he breaks into 14 Branchland Court and finds a deep freezer where literally hundreds of sperm samples are stored next to the frozen corpse of Barbara Chandler
>From that point on, he becomes a monster who injects lesbians with Chris's DNA.
>When asked why, he replies "Because I don't want to be alone, man. I just don't want to be alone."
40c877 No.204579
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Welp. Judging by his recent PSN activity it looks like Chris actually got a PS4. I hope you're all happy now.
60b7c8 No.204581
>>204271
>Alec Benson Leary who has never worked for anything more than minimum+tips
Who makes more money though? Alec or Chris?
994022 No.204617
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
I found a Youtube video that might help Chris change into a woman more quickly.
It's entitled "Change Penis into a Vagina Part 1 - Hypnosis, Subliminal (with frequencies)".
To my ears, it just sounds like a sine wave tone mixed with white noise, dripping water, and some jungle noises but, at worst, it's not going to be any less effective at turning Chris into a beautiful lady than that Oestrogel he's smearing on himself causing him to gain weight and lose hair and perhaps setting him up to have a stroke.
4d3490 No.206338
>>204581
Chris Chan because he gets free gift cards and people to pay for his amiibos. Not to mention one kiwi member donated 1000 dollars to him.
479f2a No.206339
>>204567
The kid isn't named Crystal /10
2110a7 No.206351
>>204271
Also Liquid Chris, who is married to Kacey who has ballooned to Hambeast proportions.
eef7a5 No.206355
>>206351
She was always a Hambeast.
c0cb19 No.206435
I was at the grocery store today, and the guy at checkout was everything that Chris could have been if he had been raised properly.
He had the same facial structure of ~2009 CWC as well as weak arms, a high pitched voice, and some meat on his bones. He even had a necklace with his name on it (it looked like it had been made by a child). He had a strong interest in stones and jewelry, and would make conversation with people, identifying the stones on their necklaces, etc. I'm pretty sure he was high functioning autistic. Just talking to him for a minute, however, made clear that aside from what I've mentioned, he was very different from CWC. He had a job, mentioned his wife, talked about trips he had made to mines and quarries around the world. Aside from his odd physical appearance, he was just a friendly man working at a supermarket.
It kinda makes me sad that Chris could have had a normal life like him if only he'd been raised properly.